#azucar unhinged thoughts

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I still find it unsettling to think that the post movie turtles are a different fucking timeline

The real turtles we saw are fucking dead.

Everytime I watch an episode I'm like "haha so funny, too bad they're literally going to die in the end."

^ See these guys? Yeah they're dead. They're going to die. I can't ignore it.

Quote from my ROTTMNT musical I'm working on: "I'm all that remains of the originals. Yet you don't know who I am." - Casey Jr

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Oh she/it

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This competition has me in shambles

@tmnt-ocxcanon-comp @mishacakes @mrabubu

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Aztec: Yeah so this land is called Meshiko. And we are the Meshika people.

Spaniard: Ah...Mexico and the Mexican people.

Aztec: That is not even close- Anyways, our language spreads all the way down to Nicawaguak

Spaniard: Nicaragua.

Aztec: *sigh*

Aztec: Axolotl is pronounced ak-sho-lot

English speakers: Ax-oh-lot-TL

Aztec: No-

Aztec: This is an ocelotl.

Minecraft: Drop the L at the end and we got a nice Jungle mob.

Aztec: Bruh

Minecraft: Ohhhh and a jungle temple too!

Aztec: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-

Aztec: These flowers are called cuetlaxochitl, meaning "the mortal flower"

Some white asshole: I shall claim them as my own discovery and call them poinsettias. They shall be horribly whitewashed from your culture and used as Christmas decorations.

Aztec: What. The. Fuck.

Aztec: We are Meshika. Please write it down in your book.

Anthropologist: LOL no, I'm gonna call you guys Aztec.

Aztec: Why????

Anthropologist: Don't know don't care. Oh and everyone will think you are an extinct civilization with absolutely no trace left of who your people were and we will horribly misrepresent you to be blood thirsty savages that put death curses on the living.

Aztec: 👁💧👄💧👁

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There's an alternate timeline out there where I made GEM Casey Jr’s biological dad be John Bishop.

And every day I somewhat regret deleting that plot from the story-

How fucked up would it be if your bio dad was a fucking dictator experimenting on people with ghost powers including your bio mom and yourself and he spends the rest of his days hunting you down-

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Showing my niece true art

Idc if she's a guinea pig, my brother got her and therefore she's my niece

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FUCKING FINALLY

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

MOVIE THEATERS ARE PIECES OF SHIT THAT ARE NOT ACCOMODATING TO PEOPLE WITH SENSITIVE HEARING

WHENEVER THERE'S A NEW MOVIE I WANNA SEE, I CAN'T WATCH IT UNTIL IT'S STREAMING

AND BY THE TIME IT'S STREAMING, IT'S NOT TRENDY ANYMORE AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY THOUGHTS ON IT

I HATE MOVIE THEATRES

I HATE THE INTERNET

I HATE HAVING SENSITIVE HEARING

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Wait did I never tell you guys about the time I got bit by a dolphin?

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Honestly that's fair

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Two lesbians in a weed farm

What they gonna do? 👀

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Imagine if the turtles had a tan line underneath their masks

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Epic The Musical songs in a nutshell but I'm bad at explaining things

The Horse And The Infant - Surprise slumber party with the boys

Just A Man - YEET

Full Speed Ahead - That one Minecraft friend heading back to base after exploring for 14 hours

Open Arms - What I sing to myself while playing TLOU and blowing up people (not a joke--)

Warrior Of The Mind - How to slay and how to ✨️💅✨️ slay ✨️💅✨️

Polyphemus - Underage drinking

Survive - Me when I see an ant hill

Remember Them - Imagine doxxing yourself

My Goodbye - Fuck you Ody you are a waste of my time (get it? Cuz clock)

Storm - What I sing when there's even 1% precipitation

Luck Runs Out - Bro what the fuck

Keep Your Friends Close - I was expecting a man and then I saw boobs

Ruthlessness - The reason why I'm gay

Puppeteer - Girlboss

Wouldn't You Like - W E E D

Done For - What Sans sings before you fight him

There Are Other Ways - Every single fucking DnD bard ever

The Underworld - Oh we have trauma

No Longer You - Evil Kermit meme

Monster - Ody enters his emo phase

Suffering - Rolling high on deception but your opponent rolls nat 20 on stealth

Different Beast - Hamilton could never

Scylla - Didn't even try tequila

Mutiny - Tryna gentle parent my way outta this

Thunder Bringer - Misogyny

Legendary - Oh you poor sweet summer child

Little Wolf - Pretty sure this is against Greek hospitality code

We'll Be Fine - Making friendship bracelets for an owl

Love In Paradise - If Rapunzel was evil

God Games - Athena just constantly rolling for persuasion

Not Sorry For Loving You - 2012 breakup song

Dangerous - yuh get it Hermes

Charybdis - Sponge vs the sink drain as the water goes down

Get In The Water - Me to my dogs

Six Hundred Strike - Autotuned screaming

The Challenge - Queen being a queen

Hold Them Down - HUH?!?!?

Odysseus - Again, Hamilton could never

I Can't Help But Wonder - Cured my daddy issues

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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HC that the reason why Leo’s hand is covering the right side is because he wants a clear view of the left side. Everyone on the left is dead.

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Just imagine, a group of writers, storyboard artists, and executives all agreed it was a good idea to make suicidal robots

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After reviewing the FCAU script, I have come to this conclusion...

Episode 3 is the only wholesome episode in the entire series.

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Me: soaking in bathtub/jacuzzi cuz doc's orders for chronic pain

My brain: