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i’m just gonna come out and say it
if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.
#like a good few inches taller#if you can’t relate to this thought process then keep on scrolling#call me toxic#call me petty#call me stupid#i don’t care#i know damn well that height doesn’t matter and doesn’t make one man better than another#it doesn’t represent dominance#percy is the better man because of his bravery and his loyalty and his unwavering goodness#but i’m so loyal to percy that literally anything that gives him any sort of edge over luke gives me satisfaction#LEAVE ME AND MY PETTINESS ALONE#unless you ageee#then please join the club#i swear to gods if even one person calls me toxic or says i’m encouraging double standards i WILL delete this app and im not bluffing#THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND#short kings i love you don’t even worry#this is between me and luke#and percy and luke#percy jackson#luke castellan#pjo#percabeth#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
#just some guys ive been tossing around in my brain#can you tell i like drawing wires.#art tag#oc tag#computer yuri#objectum#evil supercomputer#toxic yuri#cartoon violence#robots#my apologies to edgar. your bf isnt that terrible. you can do better tho#(hes from a movie called electric dreams i didnt make him)#edit got lightly scolded (rightfully!) for not taking the alt text seriously. genuinely uncool of me and it has been fixed. i hope
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever
#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next#what the fuck is wrong with them /gen#anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI#sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed
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the urge to draw right before a deadline is strong and i am NOT stronger
#QUICK DOODLE TO CONTAIN THE BEAST!!!! GOODBYE NOW!!!!!!!!#3d calling me... insanely toxic relationship btw#i havent drawn her in so long i miss my girl#koriand'r#kory anders#starfire#dc#dc comics#art#my art#doodle
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for my stanrickers out there
#maybe i will color these. maybe#enjoy toxic old man freaks <3#stan is not allowed to judge ford when it comes to exes#they both have a track record. twinning <3#anyways#stanrick#stanley pines#rick sanchez#rick is addicting to draw and it pisses me the fuck off#gravity falls#rick and morty#ive been wanting to draw them for ages. good lord#gf#ram#my art#i was today years old when i learned this ship is actually called stanchez#stanchez
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yuri month day 15: please don't forget me ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2025#AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS. BYE!!!#this is onesided gretchen/regina but lowkey i think cady/regina also works#they're both just chasing after the safety of her spotlight#and her girl drama#mean girls broadway#mean girls#mean girls musical#regina george#cady heron#gretchen wieners#listen I know there's a newer version but I have not seen it#this is based on the 2017 version I just love gretchen's fit#me when the show is called mean girls: why are they so mean#genuinely i get so distraught like WHY did they do that to gretchen#and she has a whole song about her toxic codependent homoerotic relationship with regina too!!!!!! girl is going through it#idk man a lot of sapphics in high school just had that one girl#hey anyone wanna be emotional over the line:#'mama called me beautiful. don't believe her anymore'#i'm obsessed with what they did with gretchen as a character. and I will be drawing her holding hands with karen at some point#justice for gretchen wieners
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solangelo life is strange au scrap? in the year of our lord 2025??? in this universe????
so cutesie ‘n happy! (if you ignore the details)
#have been cooking this up since right before the holidays and you can tell#started december 5th and tracked 10h and 10m….#at 200 notes i might show the original sketch actually its so goofy or MAYBE even the timelaps ill see…#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#pjo#pjoverse#rrverse#pjo hoo toa tsats#my art#solangelo fanart#nico di angelo fanart#will solace fanart#pjo hoo toa#life is strange#pjo fanart#im unhappy with this but i have to post it so i can move on…. kind of like relationships. my relationship with this drawing is hellish#borderline toxic if you will. it yells at me and calls me slurs
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To those wondering yes I am a lesbian but I do not get into relationships for love I get into them out of evil and hatred for the human soul; this hatred is not limited by gender identity so no one is safe
#I cannot help it I am a girlboss#My time as an emo made me turn wicked#I am trying to repent through Jesus name but until then I am only capable of toxic yuri#sorry; not sorry#I should call Sage
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the fact that martin blackwood haters exist is so confusing to me like he's a bitch who moans and complains but also sets fire to things for fun and successfully manipulates avatars and gets jealous about the avatar of death waking up his boyfriend up from a coma and is both jon's staunchest defender and not afraid to call out jon's bullshit
#does jon deserved to be called out in some of the scenes where martin is mad at him? maybe not in that context#but martins criticisms are like the only ones that get through to jon#bc jon loves him so much#and also martin being annoyed and angry with jon throughout the fear domains is like expected ?#did you know martin blackwood is me#i actually cried yesterday bc i remembered alex saying re: martin#that he has to learn his lesson about how he can't keep burning candles for other people in s4#AND THEN IN S5 HE ISNT AFRAID TO SET BOUNDRIES WITH JON AND IS BLATANT AND COMMUNICATIVE WHEN HES UPSET#god#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#martin blackwood appreciation#''martin is toxic in s5'' and said toxicity is sometimes getting annoyed and frustrated with jon's inconsistent morality#idk idk maybe i will change my mind after my s5 relisten but
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possessive butch save me…save me possessive butch…
#femmeofhearts yaps#lesbian#femme4butch#butchfemme#i need it like water#all i’m thinking about tonight tbh#butch bait#professional lesbian yearner#like please both call me yours and act accordingly thank you very much#pspspsps possessive butches pspspsps#ALSO protective butch…😵💫#protective possessive butch SAVE ME#am i a walking stereotype hold on#actually idc i like what i like#‘oh it’s toxic’ ‘oh that shows deeper issues’ actually how about i don’t care. how about you don’t get it like i get it
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH#i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort#going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp#ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9#and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭#also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)”#she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️”#I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME#anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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andrey stamatin found funny and hilarious in gorkhon city.
#mine#got too greedy and started digging through quarantine source files and#great news for people who love bad news (dandrey toxic college friendship)#pathologic#pathologic 3 datamining#i cant even call this a spoiler because its literally flavor text. but if anyone wants me to tag as such lmk... for now ill tag datamining
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OLD MONEY.
OLDER PROBLEMS.
(ref/yapping under the cut)
yknow, i never thought I'd be going insane over a clownzy fic in the year 2025 but here i am

this is- fueled by ajwiaap (i think thats the acronym) because its an amazing fic and ive read it 7 times (im starting to loose count) and honestly branzy could use a smoke break sometime
ALSO, I DID ADD THE FACIAL HAIR, ITS JUST HARD TO SEE CAUSE ITS WHITE CAUSE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Mm.. albinism headcanon" so hes like that now
this is also inspired by My Blood, My Soul (a song) because it made me wanna draw and i caught myself getting animation ideas for it and AUGH.
#mcyt#mcyt shipping#i think#clownzy#branzycraft#branzy#branzypierce#branzy fanart#clownpierce#clownpierce fanart#mcyt fanart#lssmp#i might be shit at tags#also sadly not kww but i hope this is okay#but the clownzy calls my name#the toxic yaoi#it calls me
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