#cursed lan wangji

[wangxianficrecs]

A new found family by MusicMe_tc

A new found family

by MusicMe_tc (@musicme-tc)

G, 11k, Wangxian

Summary: Something happened to Lan Wangji and Lan Qiren has decided to keep it a secret so as to not bring any unnecessary attention to the problem nor cause any alarm that might stress him more that it should. … At least, that was the plan until a certain rule-breaker decided to ask for Lan Wangji. Or: the story of how Wei Wuxian accidentally becomes part of the Lan family by offering to take care of Lan Wangji. Kay's comments: The cutest of Cloud Recesses Study Arc shenanigans ensue as Lan Wangji is turned into a toddler and Wei Wuxian starts taking care of him whenever Lan Qiren and Lan Xichen are busy! Very adorable all around and I loved Lan Qiren slowly warming up to Wei Wuxian and how cute Wei Wuxian is in general with de-aged Lan Wangji. Excerpt: "Oh..." And with the permission granted, he takes Lan Wangji and holds him close to his chest. Lan Wangji looks at him with those big bright eyes, and Wei Wuxian feels this awful need to pinch his cheeks or maybe just squeal and coo at him because Lan Wangji looks so cute! "We don't know exactly what happened to him," Lan Qiren interrupts his train of thoughts, "He woke up like this the other day, in the body and mind of a child. We don't know the source, nor the cause, but from what we know, this may be a spell, rather than a curse." "So someone did this on purpose..." Wei Wuxian thinks quietly to himself. "We are to believe so, yes." Lan Qiren says having heard him.

pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, cloud recesses study arc, cloud recesses shenanigans, cursed lan wangji, age regression/de-aging, child lan wangji, fluff, sweet, caring wei wuxian, soft lan qiren, good sibling jiang cheng, supportive lan xichen, feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together, happy ending

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[feralplantwife]

MDZS but it's told as a bunch of extremely divisive reddit posts

r/AITA for hunting the man who ruined my life even though he non-consensually gave me an organ transplant that also ruined HIS life

r/NuclearRevenge I destroyed a man's life in every sense of the word for killing my brother and I'm over the moon about it actually

r/RelationshipAdvice The love of my life came back from the dead and now we're travelling as a married couple even though we're not married and I haven't even told him about the kid yet

r/Occult So if I come back from the dead in someone else's body do I still need to register for the census? Follow up question, do I register my body or my soul or both?

r/Let'sNotMeet my crazy uncle turns out to be my other, crazier uncle wearing his body like a suit help?????

[lazycranberrydoodles]

getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

[oh-dameron]

HC that every generation of Lans are Like That.

Lan Wangji fighting thirty-three of his own clan to defend Wei Wuxian? Tragic. It would be scandalous if that got out, so it's the Discipline Whip for Lan Zhan and into seclusion for three years. Lo and behold, post timeskip his reputation is pristine and there's not a whisper of him ever holding anything but disapproval for Wei Wuxian.

Qinghengjun and Madam Lan? Tragic. Scandalous if that got out. Into seclusion for you both, you barely get to see your kids, and it's put about that Madam Lan is "in poor health" so is never seen in public. Nobody knows anything about, nobody says anything about it.

Every generation you'll find another scandal that would have rocked the Jianghu. The Lan rule against gossip is old and enforced more than you'd think is possible. Appearing elegant is their #1 sect priority above even righteousness, and they're so good at it because they've had so much practise sweeping things under the rug.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Wei Wuxian: I know we aren't on the best of terms right now, but I really need your help! I think someone's cursed Lan Zhan!

Jiang Yanli: But we ran into him in town. He seemed fine

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, except he's wearing rags and driving a cart. Did you steal his clothes or something?

Wei Wuxian: No! He said his normal robes weren't suitable for him anymore. I really don't know what's going on with him, and I'm really concerned!

Jiang Yanli: Calm down A-Xian. Tell us what happened

Wei Wuxian: I told you, I don't know! I walk out of the cave one morning-

Jiang Cheng: Right. "Morning"

Wei Wuxian: -And he's here! Tilling up the soil! He wouldn't answer any of my questions! Just throws a coin purse at my head and tells me to go to town and buy hay to thatch the roofs! When he does answer any questions, he gives the most insane answers!

Jiang Cheng: Doesn't sound like a curse. Sounds like an early onset midlife crisis.

Jiang Yanli: You said he gives insane answers? What do you mean?

Wei Wuxian: Oh he's back now. Just listen. Hey Lan Zhan! What do you have in the cart?

Lan Zhan: Blankets and cloth. We'll need them this winter

Jiang Cheng: Why did you get them? Don't trust the Wens with your coin?

Lan Zhan: The others are busy. It is no trouble for me to acquire these things. One should always aid their family and community

Jiang Cheng: Ok? Why are you here then? Your "family and community" are in Gusu

Lan Zhan: My husband and his family are here

Jiang Yanli: Who is your husband?

Lan Zhan: Wei Ying

Wei Wuxian: See!?

Jiang Cheng: FINALLY! I thought you two would never pull your heads out of your asses!

Wei Wuxian: What!? No! I'm telling you he's cursed!

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, with shit taste in men!

[benevolenterrancy]

More MDZS x Wicked stuff because I am still listening to the soundtrack... This time Lan Wangji gets a turn playing the Elphaba role because the idea of him frantically, desperately searching through all of Wei Wuxian's notes for any way -- any way -- to save him is deliciously angsty to me

Honestly Wei Wuxian is just impressed that Lan Wangji managed to break the Final Eye Summoning Ritual in such a strange and unexpected way...

[tea-cat-arts]

I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji

[thlassicalamity]

i started collecting text posts i thought were wangxian core bfore I even actually read mdzs and then came back and edited them onto some for fun after and. I think I’m very funny. so I’m sharing the wealth

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to Coffin city. What could possibly go wrong here?

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[bi-pandors-box]

Alright folks, What if I put the MXTX bois and their husbands into a DND campaign fic. Oh but not just any DND campaign. We are doing Curse of Strahd! It will be dark, it will be bloody, there will be an NPC who'll probably die a horrible and tragic death.

But I'm going to build all six of these mfs and there will be canonical D20 rolls and classes to boot! They will not be spared! I am a mad god who will invoke her wrath! But hey at least Hua Cheng will be on hell of a sexy dampire. >:]

Sneak peek of classes

Hua Cheng: Dampire War Cleric

Xie Lian: Variant Human Monk Way of the Open Hand

Lan Wanji: Human Fighter/Bard multiclass

Wei Wuxian: Human Necromancer/Bard multiclass

Shen Qingqiu: Elven Ranger, Beast master

Luo Binghe: Tiefling Paladin, Oath of Devotion

This fanfic bought to get lit!

[wangxianficrecs]

Year of the Rabbit by SingingInTheRaiin

Year of the Rabbit

by SingingInTheRaiin

T, WIP, 32k, Wangxian

Summary: After Wei Ying was kicked out of the Jiang household, he figured he could rough it on his own with a tent in the woods. He didn't realize that he was setting up so close to where the most popular boy in school, Lan Wangji, lived. Lan Wangji has always been something of a mystery, never saying much about himself. The last thing Wei Ying expects is to be invited to move in to the Lan house- but even more surprising is that it turns out that whenever a cursed Lan is hugged, they turn into a zodiac animal! Kay's comments: A modern Fruits Baskets AU! No prior knowledge of Fruits Baskets is required, I promise, because I had no idea what Fruits Basket was either when I started reading this fic. It's very cute. Basically, the members of the Lan family will get transformed into animals every time they are hugged and now, Wei Wuxian is thrown into the mix, because he gets to stay with them after being kicked out. It's cute, but there's also mystery and family intrique happening and it really left an impression on me. Excerpt: By the time he’d dragged himself back to his campsite, he kinda wanted to cry as he saw that even with most of the mud having been dug away, the tent itself was definitely too broken to provide any real shelter, and he’d left his stuff at the Lan house. He was just contemplating saying ‘fuck it’ and either curling up on the ground or walking all the way towards the nearest motel, which would take forever, when he heard a deep voice call out, “Wei Ying.” He turned and did his best to smile brightly even though it felt like everything was falling apart around him. “Lan Wangji! Did you come to bring me my stuff? I didn’t get the chance to thank you earlier for getting it all, so thank you.” “You cannot stay here.” Wei Ying’s stomach dropped. “Oh, right. I get it. It’s fine, I’ll figure something else out.” Lan Wangji frowned. “It’s not safe. We have a spare room, so you may as well stay there.”

pov wei wuxian, modern setting, modern with magic, fruits basket fusion, cursed lan wangji, rabbit lan wangji, homelessness, emotional hurt/comfort, hurt/comfort, bad parents jiang fengmian & yu ziyuan, good sibling lan xichen, good friend wen qing, good friend wen ning, dysfunctional jiang family, families of choice, bad parenting, lan family feels

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[red-garden]

I think Lan Xichen would actually like furbies unironically. He would think they are cute and not cursed, and lovingly care for several in lieu of actual pets. 

[mandragoraeart]

The SVSSS fandom has skin creatures, skinzun and skinhe in particular. And I thought, why should such cursed art be limited to scum villain? What about MDZS?

So here we are. I regret nothing, I apologise for nothing.

Behold, and enjoy.

The glory that is skin creature! wangxian!

1. cleaner crispy version + 2. sketchier scrungly version

[hannanodaa]

Someone commissioned art of Lan Zhan holding him and Shrek’s baby 🫠

[thegreatgremlingang]

gay sword wizard is magic!

i forgot to sign it I just realized

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