#pregnant furby

[red-garden]

I think Lan Xichen would actually like furbies unironically. He would think they are cute and not cursed, and lovingly care for several in lieu of actual pets. 

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[contamination-zone]

Hi. Draw fresh pregnant with a furby and you or nightmare holding his belly

This ask astounds me. no thanks :-] I will not draw that :-] why would you ask a stranger that :-]

[also I don't ship freshmare !!!! god.] [I talk more under cut. erm. talk of reproduction in a biological sense?]

now. I don't think fresh has a mammalian pregnancy and frankly I'm disappointed and disheartened by the mammal vertebrae hyper focused view of the world that you would assume fresh would have a human adjacent pregnancy.

It just seems dis-interesting to force him into a human centered view of reproduction; why would you want that? why would you think I'd give a shit about that? I like fresh, I'm a monsterfucker, I will eat you alive.

Fresh reproduces and multiply asexually. If he did have sexual reproduction along with that [which could be possible], I highly doubt he'd carry them for long. I'd assume he'd probably just dump some eggs into a stream and than move on, or perhaps something like a brood parasite where he puts his young somewhere where someone Else would take care of it.

Though they'd probably be precocial so I don't really think he'd need to do that. so yeah. dump them in some body of water and than leave. like a frog.

yeah. don't ask again.

[cheddar-baby]

If they made Furbys that could say slurs would they be called Slurbys

Pregnant onion Albuca bracteata

[ratfuck]

got my furby pregnant

[a-hazbin-reader]

Wifey fucking hates Alastor's furby collection so they compromise he has a room dedicated to his furbies and wifey doesn't go fucking near it.

Wifey got pregnant so that they had to use the furby room as a nursery and get RID OF THEM

[eldritch-circus-sillies]

It seems Dr. Chomp took the phrase "ball is life" a little too literally. He now thinks the basketball is a type of egg and insists on caring for it until it hatches. It would be cute if it wasn't so dangerous.

Y'know how in humans if the person isn't pregnant the uterus sheds its lining for one long, miserable week? Well in furbys, blood is also shed for a lack of young. Not their own blood.....

Haha does anyone know where I can buy an actual furby egg to replace the basketball while he sleeps? Time sensitive!!

[tirfpikachu]

something they don't tell you about being a writer (literally my gender identity at this point /s) is that you can be pregnant

with, like, story ideas and characters and concepts.

they become your kids/pets and you gotta tamagochi lvl them up before they can be fully formed and ready to be published

but the thing is it's so easy to be neglectful bc you're easily distracted and maybe have a touch of the 'tism or the adhd or are just very reluctant person when it comes to doing tasks. disgusted by tasks. so sometimes the ideas/characters/concepts you were harboring end up being unfed neopets. and it's not horrible like how tamagochis just fucking die, it's not that bad, but it's still like seeing your neopet be in a miserable mood bc of you. and you're like... damn kiddo. i'm sowwy. i'm so bad at being consistent. y'know, we're like that with ourselves too, self-neglect. the thing is, you can always pick it up again. you can always start treating yourself well and feeding your muse & hobbies. your muse will be annoyed but you'll patch things up real healthily and actually realize all your wacky story ideas

maybe we all need to shamelessly become eccentric writers

maybe it's okay to neglect your writing ideas maybe you can parent ideas the way that shitty men do it. be your own muse's deadbeat dad. it's fine. you can just focus on yourself and then pick it up again in a few years when you're bored and got nothing to do.

beat up your shame abt never writing but still identifying as a writer

writerkin

just fucking write honestly. even after years

do weed maybe

relax

pick your creative hobby up again. it's like a stray dog, but like one of those proud strays in cartoon movies. so it'll just do its own thing when you're busy with stuff or weren't in the mood for it. and it'll come back for food and attention. i think we need to make sure to constantly feed our inspirations like hungry furbies. you start feeling upset and restless if you don't write for weeks and weeks. writing is like one of the needs bars your sim was born with. the lovely hobbies meter. except writing can be even more than a hobby, it can be a whole ass career even if it's not profitable. if we hadn't felt so ashamed of ourselves, if we didn't carry the burden of shame about how long it's been since we did a thing, and tormented ourselves about it and ruined our moods, how much would we have written by now? how many books? comics? smutty fics? essays? thinkpieces?

goddess knows i would've written a terrible amount...

whatever. picks myself up by my armpits. let's go do it now kiddo. over time i'll learn more discipline. it's only getting easier and easier

[thevoidwriting]

WHATS IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD ZOMBIE ZOMBIE IE IE IE.

New man's alert zombie or Vitali Farkas

Okay, triggers military mess ups (I'm still learning), torture, mentions of scars and mental states not being there and everything that comes with 5 month of torture and losing pieces of yourself, will to proceed on Russian operator Zombie. Some detail not a lot this is a mismesh or discord chat with some filler. @mammaonii hey new mans

Age 37, gender, hermaphrodite, next of kin, a mother and father unnamed, a daughter Lilly Anna Farkas.

Russian Hungarian that came to the states at 13, speaks three languages well.

Zombies current appearance kinda hinges on that, he was a proud Russian Hungarian man, 6'6, bright blue green eyes, black hair, doll man, would be a bear of Russian if he let himself go a bit, friendly outgoing as most Russians are. His parents immigrated from Russia to us when he was 13 and he tried his best to fit in but everyone regards him as rabid and feral, not totally wrong he just couldn't speak English well.

He ended up seeing he could enlist at 16 to the marines with parantal approval. (Yes this is a thing.) So he brought it to his parents since he didn't fight in and he was a good hunter, they let him in and really he thrived in that environment, getting along with his unit and such, becoming a marine medic and the sole braincell for them. During a join mission during (redacted) he got captured and tortured for 5 months, for info and such, his left eye received chemical burns so it's just milky, can't see from my much of at all, lost right cheek so you can see his teeth (he likes to poke his tounge out of it.), nerve damage of course. Mentally not fully there anymore, his unit doesn't recognize the white blond man that was brought back to them, cause he's twice as likely to throw himself into death cause survivors guilt.

Fun things to note, he can drop the accent, he enjoys tang and obsession with furbys. He was tied up and forced to be alone in a dark room till they come to hurt him, with ear plugs and a blind fold to block all but taste and smell, made to eat his own cheek after they cut it off, he screamed so loud he lost his voice but never gave the enemy what they wanted.

days have no meaning as he goee though all this. Coming back from that was hard, he isn't the same. No matter how much therapy he goes though. Even missing a eye and a cheek and covered in scars from his time in their loving care. At some point his captors found out he's was actually a they took advantage of all that and he ended up pregnant with a child, having her safely after he was returned home, took me a bit to let others touch her.

like imagine the pre torture smile of a kid that feels invincible to the broken man that returns him missing pieces mainly seen his milky eye to his missing cheek flesh that never healed right there makes his jaw click.

He wears a surgical mask to his his mouth, no one needs to see that either, just slowly hiding more of and more of himself to fit in. Just to the point he makes a cabin in the woods (90s slasher style.) just to be by himself without the need to hide. "oh yeah Jake, he was a pedo so I ate him. Kids are safe but he was tough to get down. Want a rib?"

He desperately wante to fit in but after all that he can't trust or feel safe around others. So become unassuming and in the background, it's just so he doesn't have to relive that part of his past over and over again.

Five years later he gets discharged honorable of course after all he went though, "I will child leash you to me ankle biter." With a heavy Russian accent then switches to American the second they talk to someone new. "Hi John how's the wife i know I'm moving off base crazy right well my mom wants to see the kid and I think it will do them both good." Voice more male leaning but can be female if they push it.

He binds his chest to keep that male look but sometimes he lets the titties free, having both down there messes with his head. He moves in shortly after pup and ends up liking his neighbors even if their a bit weird, still has cannibalistic tendencies but only to rapists and pedos.

Keeps to himself mostly and rarely lets others in.

All I have so far.

[ladyfurbton]

Loo-loo and I went to my cousins baby shower. Loo-loo was confused because we weren't in a bathroom and weren't showering a baby. He than realised that it was a party and he had fun anyway. He loved the pun on the popcorn.

Image Descriptions:

1: Loo-loo is a 1998 furby with a light pink maine. He has dark blue ears with light pink insides. His fur is dark blue except for on his belly where it is white. His face plate and eyelids are dark blue. His eyes are blue and his beak is a orangish yellow colour. His feet are both dark blue. He has a silver stud on his right ear. Loo-loo is infront of two arches that are two different sizes. The larger arch is yellow and has "Baby Valentine" written on it in white text. The smaller arch is orange and has a white outline of a pregnant lady on it. There are balloons of various colours and sizes near the two arches.

2: Loo-loo is near some bags of popcorn. There are round yellow stickers on the bags. There is white text on the stickers that says "ready to pop". There are also giraffes on the yellow stickers.

[lostboypolice-blog]

If I’m trying to get a girl pregnant but she isn’t getting pregnant does that mean she’s been seeing a lesbian behind my back? Help?

[go-learn-esperanto]

Mcytblr favourite (cursed) posts

This is supposed to be an archive for myself for my favourite cursed posts I've been collecting over the times. I might add to this in the future.

(click here to check if it has been updated)

If some posts that are really funny are missing it's because I probably haven't seen them (Or can't find them).

Some of these might be a little nsfw

Mumbo is Grian's cat

Hey Wilbur (Absolute classic. This post is from 2019. 2019.)

Schlattbur shipper

Is C!Jschlatt heterophobic?

C!Wilbur is a whore (mpreg)

Dream SMP family tree

Grian's top surgery

C!Tubbo's execution (mpreg) (a personal favourite of mine)

The reason why Bee duo got Michael (mpreg)

Tubbo's execution was his top surgery (mpreg)

C!Wilbur swallowed Sally's eggs (mpreg)

Sootcest (updated again)

Sootcest flag

Thicc Grian Tuesday

[Closed RP]

The Tapeworm Post

The Tapeworm Post (SBI Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Hermitcraft Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Empires SMP Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (except there's no tapeworms and Y/N is pregnant)

Dream impregnated Lil Nas X (mpreg)

Call Grian Irrelevant— (with probably the funniest reblog from the op after I made my addition to it):

You are Mark, you are my husband, and I will not support these- these childish delusions!

Gay High School (Ⅰ. Ⅱ. Ⅲ. Ⅳ)

Can We Pretend the Airplanes in the Night Sky Are Like Shooting Stars?

How Wilbur Got His Name (mpreg)

A collection of Penis SMP posts I've made before

THE IMAGE WAS AN ACCIDENT (Penis SMP)

C!Wilbur sand popsicles (I know there are others on the list that can kinda be considered nsfw but please believe me when I say this one is on another level)

MILF Grian Monday

Dream SMP Furbies

Oops! All DILFs!

Redza

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag (updated and explained)

Treebark Puppies (mpreg)

My Werewolf Boyfriend

Fuschia Fishfuckers (by popular demand)

Scott is a Slut masterpost (with explanation and links to the important posts)

The Whoreslut Survey

The Hermitcraft "Kickability" study

The Hermitcraft Microwavability Study

The Official Hermitblr Gay Sex Survey

Dream SMP Tumblr Sexyman

3rd Life/Last Life Tumblr Sexyman

How did the fish breathe and wilbur also breathe? (Version 1｜Version 2)

yeah these two definitely fucked

Mumbo is on his period

Stellar Knockers, My Guy! (X Tiddy Tuesday)

Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

Trafficblr's version of that quackbur drawing you know which one

Techno Potato Blade

So Let Me Be and I'll Set You Free: (Dream SMP Las Nevadas / Dream SMP Pogtopia / Grian's 100h hardcore server / 3rd life smp / Smajor1995 / Jschlatt / Dream SMP Sapnap & Dream / Dream SMP SBI + Bee Duo and Mumza / Dream SMP Ponk, Sam and Foolish / Empires SMP Wither Rose Alliance / Dream SMP Wilbur / 100hrs hardcore version 2 / Dream SMP Hitting on 16)

C!Wilbur is the son of... (mpreg) (yes again)

Technodike anon

*puts on beanie*

PS5

Salmonella (Ⅰ, Ⅱ)

The Bible Fandom

Scar is a Domesticated Villain

Hermit E-boys

The Hermits with Most Sex Appeal

Rabiesgender and salmonellasexual

DNF Cakes

Would You Fuck a Clone of Yourself?

Dream Has a Gun

Yeah man I love my favorite content creator Tommyinnit

What hating Dream does to a person

The Rift

Eggs

Hermiitopia

These are my three anime partners. Yes they watch anime

Xisumagayte (+ fanart)

Philza was hungry

DNFeid Fundywastaken?

Titulus Venereus

Snow Globe

Grian's Dick Smasher

Crime Worms

[dangankingdom]

Cursed THH Imagines (Boys Edition)

Requested? No Masterlist

Rated// VFC (Very F*ckin Cursed)

CWs// Furbys, Mondo Butter Joke, Weed Joke

Mondo Owada 

He kins the purple worm on a string

Wears camo socks with his crocs

Uses butter instead of gel or any hair product for his hair

He uses ifunny unironically

Says twitter like ‘twitter.com’ unironically

Watches Steel Samurai from the Ace Attorney series

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

For a while he used a whistle for his hall monitor duties, but when it was found to be disruptive, he replaced it with a kazoo

When he feels awkward he does the whip nae nae

He thought he was pregnant once because Celeste told him he was jokingly

He dramatically ties his shoelaces

He kins Metro Man from Megamind

He joined an MLM once unknowingly and sold essential oils for a month

Byakuya Togami

He doesn’t just kin Raymond from Animal Crossing, he is Raymond

Payed someone to make his Animal Crossing island for him

Oh yeah he plays Animal Crossing because Makoto got him into it

He called someone a “Baka” once because Asahina payed him to

He can’t play the kazoo

However, he can play the recorder

Makoto Naegi

He mains yellow in Among Us

Kins the main dog from the Secret Life of Pets

He cries during any movie

Oh and his hat in Among Us is the little sprout thing

He cries whenever he sees a furby

HE CRIES A LOT IN GENERAL

Chihiro Fujisaki

One of his life goals is to ‘hit a blunt’, yet he doesn’t know what that means

Kins Funtime Foxy from FNaF

Rides around on a Roomba

Tried to eat paint once because Mondo joked about it being edible

Has thought of burning down a bush

Despicable Me is his favorite movie

Leon Kuwata

HE KINS ‘EL CHUPACABRA’ BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IT IS??? 

He taught Fujisaki to swear, and got beat up by Mondo for it

He made a long Furby to give to his ex girlfirend

He wants to make friendship bracelets with Yasuhiro but he’s too nervous to ask

Is ‘trained’ in the art of playing the kazoo

Knows every word to every song in all three PaRappa the Rapper game

THAT WAS UH,, INTERESTING... 

anyways mod shrek 😩 spent too much time on this don’t let it flop please

if you want to see the thh girls or girls or boys from another game send in an ask!

[kaebedom-me]

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[that-cartoony-villain]

time for my unnecessary commentary of the week!

starting with B and G... i love their friendship already!!! and happy bday behrad!!!!

love how astra knew he was gonna grab breakfast before going tot he bridge and how she used that for personal gain

ava is such a cute nerd i love her

lita is having a baby!!! im happy for her! wish mick had a better reaction tho... shes not 19yo anymore...

we're gonna have a sitcom with a weird alien furby! nice...

ava giving parenting advice to mick is the best thing ever i love their relationship too

I LOVE LITA SO MUCH

oh the behrastra duo is gonna be great! a stoner and the queen of hell!

oh theyre flirting now... tho id love esperastra to happen im not against behrastra... theyre nice together

oh shit new behrad isnt a stoner thats not right... we cant let that happen hes our sunshine boy!

zastra is also so good i love powerful women ordering others around (me next pls)

astra honey your simp is showing.... very understandable tho behrad is a catch (spoken from someone who is very very gay for women)

AND I LOVE NIKO NOW hes such a nice boy im glad lita met him

zee ;-; she has so much inside because of zari 1.0 stuff i just want to hold her

best car chase ever! i bet olivia had a blast filming that...

omg i need a quiet surprise party to happen in my life... its the perfect party!

ZARI 1.0!!! SHES BACK FOR A WHILE!!! I LOVE BOTH ZARIS

okay i can only handle one straight couple at a time and im okay if its behrastra....

WTF at least theyre pregnant together???

i missed zee so much... i hope she stays for at least one whole ep while zari 2.0 has a spa day in the totem

[dis--parity]

incorrect quote!! (i know i keep sending these but they're so fun hello abdbdhcb)

Incorrect Quotes // Always Accepting!

Alex: So--... I've got something to tell you, West... Westin: You're gay! Alex: No! W- well, yes, but- Westin: You're pregnant! Alex: No??? Westin: You're working with the government! Alex, holding up a cat she adopted: Just- just look at this, jeez...!

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Westin: Yo, Alex, can you take the skin off this Furby for me? Westin, putting on a more sinister voice: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. HE WILL TAKE CARE OF US. Westin, in their normal voice: Also, I wanna try and softhack his circuits. Alex: ... I literally could not care less as long as you never say anything that terrifying again.

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Westin, texting: What if the ‘g’ in gif is silent? Alex: west, go the fuck to sleep Westin: What gif I don’t want to? Alex: WESTIN

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Westin: It wasn’t easy for Foxtrot to woo me, ya know! My heart is guarded! Alex: West, buddy, your heart is guarded with the kind of guard that’d let three kids in a trenchcoat into an R-rated movie.

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Westin, commenting while Alex is working: Oooh, is the servomotive piston functioning properly to compress the crankshaft’s torque ignition rod? Alex: Oh! That- that’s a good question, uhm... uh- I... I think it is! Let me- Alex: ... oh. That was a joke, wasn’t it?