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Can we discuss how Evil Gideon was lying, though?
I was thinking today about how completely unrealistic the Astra runs for President prediction was and the more I think about it, a lot of the other predictions don't add up. I'm going to go through in the order they were in the episode.
(She may not have been purposefully lying but she definitely just showed them whatever Chat GPT popped out.)
Zari: Seems plausible on the surface, but I have some concerns.
Her award show dress is UGLY. The red color is pretty but the orangey overlay ruins it. The ruching is in the worst possible place and makes her look larger than she is right through the middle. The bottom is kind of wrinkled. And then she has really small, understated jewelry and her hair up, so there's nothing interesting at all going on in the shoulder/neck region. Zari dresses better than that.
She makes billions with her cosmetics company. Despite the fact that we have repeatedly been told throughout the show that she is terrible at selling cosmetics. Her lip kits don't even sell. Everybody has lips! Her perfume destroys people's sense of smell.
Audible lipstick. Not a thing anyone wants. Not a thing that makes any sense. Evil Gideon is making this stuff up. And yes, it's the future, but nothing we've seen of the 2040s on Legends really looks all that much more technologically advanced than what we have now.
EG fails to consider that Zari has grown as a person since whatever info she has in her files, which is the whole reason Zari is upset about the prediction. It's plausible that she would go back to her career as it was, but she cares about people now. She would absolutely be doing some sort of philanthropy.
She's so pretty. But also, I'm not 100% convinced that that even is a dress because it looks like they may have just shoved a piece of fabric at her and said "here, hold this under your arms."
Behrad:
Totally plausible that he could become famous, either for his talent or via his connections, but he has never wanted to be famous. You expect me to believe that the man who hid in bed to avoid imaginary TV cameras is going to purposefully go into a career of being on camera?
He can't account for his whereabouts for several years of his adult life. He is not passing a background check to become a children's performer.
His record is called "Grey Hound to the Moon." Which is great, except that both the bus company and the dog spell it Greyhound. One word.
Avalance:
Knowing what we know now about Sara's biology, this is plausible.
But I feel like they might run into some issues trying to sign their kid up for school when one of them is legally dead and the other was never legally born.
Do kids get to do video calls from camp these days? I don't know. I am old. I had to bring quarters to the designated calling home payphones at a predetermined time to talk to my parents.
Gwyn:
He knows too much. They can't send him back to the 1920s. All of the Legends are aberrations waiting to happen, but sending anyone to the past is a no-no.
If they are going to send him back, wouldn't it make more sense to send him back to New York? Since that's where he last was?
Nate:
He has to somehow convince someone to publish a book about how time travel is real. Nate Heywood. Who you may recall from that controversial fake documentary about time travel a few years back. He seems like a reliable source.
You don't grow a hideous beard over the Heywood jawline. You just don't.
His TV interview is totally bogus. Nate knows how to schmooze. He's not going to be all "I can't answer your simple question about what time travel feels like because you must first read all 500 pages of my book."
"I never said that out loud before but that is the title I picked out." Gideon can literally monitor your dreams, dude. I know that she's never personally kidnapped you and put you into a time loop, but she knows things.
Astra:
Remember how she couldn't find a job in season 6? Because she's legally dead and legally still a child? She also has no education, no work experience, and a grand total of like 6 people who can vouch for her existence. She is a mess. No idea if she's legally eligible to run.
And she definitely wouldn't win, given that all of the above would definitely come out. She also doesn't look her legal age (which barely makes her old enough to qualify), she's terrible at keeping her temper, and she's literally a witch.
Also, she runs in 2040. We know for a fact that Dwayne Johnson is the President in 2045. So at best, she gets 1 term.
That wig is preposterous.
Spooner:
Again, she definitely knows too much to go back to the 1920s.
Everyone is already suspicious of Gloria Cruz. You don't think they're going to have questions when her daughter goes missing and then some 20-something shows up out of nowhere?
They are not running an apothecary. They are getting burned at the stake.
#legends of tomorrow#lot 7x12#too legit to quit#evil gideon#gideon#zari tarazi#behrad tarazi#ava sharpe#sara lance#avalance#nate heywood#gwyn davies#astra logue#spooner cruz
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#john constantine#ava sharpe#sara lance#spooner cruz#esperanza cruz#avalance#legends of tomorrow#lot#happy pride 🌈#representation matters
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Astra: I've never had a real friend before
Spooner: I can be your friend
Astra:
Astra: I've also never had a girlfriend-
#am i back with my incorrect lot quotes? maybeee#spooner cruz#astra logue#esperastra#incorrect quotes#legends of tomorrow#spoonstra#it's the extended scene at the end of 7x1 i promise
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It’s been exactly one year since the season 7 finale of Legends which means by now Sara and Ava have a baby, Nate and Zari have been living together in the totem for a year, Spooner came out over a year ago, Behrad and Astra have been in a relationship for over a year, Gideon and Gary have been together for over a year, and (I hope) that they have escaped prison and rescued Alun so that he and Gwyn can be happy together and everyone can get back to causing shenanigans while traveling through time. Sara was right, time really is weird, huh?
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year, I miss all these dumbass time travelers so much and would do anything to have them on my screen again!
#legends of tomorrow#dc legends of tomorrow#dc’s legends of tomorrow#lot#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#nate heywood#zari tomaz#zari tazari#behrad tarazi#spooner cruz#astra logue#gideon#gwyn davies#alun#I miss this show so much I am physically in pain#1 year since Legends Of Tomorrow 😭#bring back Legends of Tomorrow!!!
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Inspired by my last reblog, because I’m craving Legends content. Only doing s7 characters because of poll limits (and it’s my favorite) but I’m open to doing other seasons in the future.
#legends of tomorrow#lot polls#sara lance#ava sharpe#zari tarazi#zari tomaz#behrad tarazi#john constantine#spooner cruz#astra logue#nate heywood#gary green
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LOT Historical Costume Tournament: Qualifiers
Character: Spooner
Time Period: 1950s
Find all polls here
#lot historical fashion tournament#legends of tomorrow tournament#legends of tomorrow#spooner cruz#lot 6x02#lot 6x06
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Sometimes home is with your found family in a timeship <3
#save legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow fanart#fanart#lot#inthetemporalzone#sara lance#caity lotz#ava sharpe#jes macallan#zari tarazi#tala ashe#gary green#adam tsekhman#gideon#amy pemberton#astra logue#olivia swann#spooner#lisseth chavez#gwyn davies#matt ryan#behrad tarazi#shayan sobhian
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#alli says shit#legends of tomorrow#amaya jiwe#mona wu#astra logue#spooner cruz#gwyn davies#charlie lot#i didn’t include behrad bc technically we know it should be close to zari 1.0’s#(with less homoerotic undertones)#so that feels like cheating#this is like. who is the funniest two ppl to throw in a room together
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oh my god spooner is ace i love this so much
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Lowest Common Demoninator, missed opportunity edition
Behrad: I died and I haven't talked about it. Real Housewife Sara: That's so sad that you died ONCE. That must be so hard for you. I don't whine about it, and do you even know how many times I've died? Jersey Nate: Oh my god, NOBODY knows how many times you've died. All you do is die. Newsflash: you're not special. We ALL died. Gwyn: ...What's that now? Ava: I guess that's technically true. Everyone who was there at the time either got murdered by Atropos or torn apart by zombies. The original Zari was - Zari 2.0: EXCUSE ME? Gary: And if Gideon blew up and Gwyn died in his original timeline, that leaves... Naked Spooner: I'm the Survivor. I just beat all you morons without even trying. Astra: Don't celebrate yet because I am on the verge of MURDERING ALL OF YOU.
#who needs heartfelt speeches when you can have more crazy?#sorry behrad#legends of tomorrow#incorrect legends of tomorrow#lot 7x09#behrad tarazi#sara lance#nate heywood#gwyn davies#ava sharpe#zari tarazi#gary green#spooner cruz#astra logue
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Who is your favorite big stick woman?
Everyone loves her but MPP for sure because she's the one person I remember watching the most specifically way back in 2014 at the Sochi Olympics
I was in college at the time and we played the women's games on the projector after class... it was the first time I'd watched women's hockey games in their entirety and I was so sad there was no official women's league to match the NHL around that time
Oh and she's also the first active player I'd learned was openly out which changed my entire brain chemistry before coming to the beautiful realization that women's hockey is held up by amazing queer women
#pwhl#technically#asks#thank you MPP for my life#she's gay marcus#I didnt realize spooner was also playing that year which explains a lot#melodie daoust was also playing no wonder i love when she joins the team on the ice#and wickenheiser too????#time is a flat circle
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I'm gonna level with everyone
I think zari tarazi was more than entitled to have this reaction at the ranch dressing wedding. I think she should have, and it would've been good. And also funny. It would've been very funny
#spooner will never say no to destroying an event we know this so zari's automatically got a first mate#lot headcanon#zari tarazi
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I love u ace characters. I love u ace headcanons. I love u aspec people.
#feeling disheartened by ace erasure decided to spin it#the little flutter when i click a muse page and see asexual under a char ❤️#remembering that scene in lot where spooner realized she was ace <333333#ooc.#tbd.
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and i draw parallels solely on the cinematographic basis of “when my man is no more than a millimeter away from perturbation at all times but you give the Whole Right Half Of The Screen 3/4 Closeup of Harrowing Recontextualizations” like that’s right. we’re living it up
#i mean i guess it counts lol. said generally similar cinematographic approachs for said very generally similar scenarios#(a) when a guy shows his hand (shit) & the Team Experience is in shambles & you're two sec away from shooting him for real....#nemik not even being around for said ''oh so this guy is like that then apparently'' but Insisting on giving cassian his manifesto when we#all knew like oh f you're gonna get it lol. unsurprised but not unmoved that nemik's manifesto is the source of that Quoteth....#paraphrasing closely from memory the frontier of the rebellion is everywhere even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward#the imperial need for control is so desperate b/c it is so unnatural tyranny requires constant effort it breaks it leaks....#(b) when against all odds you busted out of island forever factory labor electric containment torture execution jail and made it to a phone#make a risky call home to relay to your mom that you're alive and all only to be informed that she is not#and both still like serving as [major turning points] naturally. end of ep six; end of ep eleven of twelve....#love some drama. even on top of ''oh we knew you'd die but now we know you're dying'' and then like escalation on escalation like umm what's#our bestie here talking about. oh i see. oh he's getting quickdraw blown away right on really at this point; makes sense in this position;#still what a surprise lol truly....that we Aren't surprised maarva dies not only b/c it's heavily cued but also We find out at the ep start#like the one guy dying in prison while we Know that's coming but heaping drama on drama as the doctor tells them what happened on floor two#and we get yet more Acting Wins as andy serkis (lino?)#(nah looked it up & i spoonerized that lol. kino loy. i Only Just Now have one name per each of that heist team down i think lol) so anyways#andy kino loy serkis is getting to be the king of Harrowing Recontextualizations in that moment. ugh just great shit going on throughout#there was a Lot of great [i'm perturbed to harrowed] acting all across the board. its being by and large a cast of characters who are all#like wary and continually endangered with varying degrees of urgency. like the rec abt this series as [tfw depiction of police state life]#star wars ///#andor#truly cassian my [he has the face of a friend] cassian#he really does have this key energy of like your insta new best friend and comrade....nemik's delivery w/''i wrote abt you last night.'' Fun#again like also unsurprising he'd already land on cassian out here like ofc i'll give my crucial legacy work to that guy who just showed up.#and And I Insistingly....and he's right
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LOT Historical Costume Tournament: Qualifiers
Character: Spooner
Time Period: 1940s
Find all polls here
#lot historical fashion tournament#legends of tomorrow tournament#legends of tomorrow#spooner cruz#lot 7x07
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Boundoween Day 4: Sesame Street
Gideon: You can’t have that cookie, Astra. Rocco wants to eat it.
Astra: How? How is Rocco going to eat that cookie? Rocco doesn’t even have a mouth! Rocco’s not alive!
Astra as Elmo, Gideon as Zoe, Spooner as Beebo (the Legends of Tomorrow spoof of Elmo), Dwayne the rock as Rocco.
(Spooner: ily Stitch hat; ily Merida hoodie; ily Mickey jeans.
Astra: RH WB Ruby coat & skirt; ily Snow shirt.
Gideon: ily Belle barrettes; ily Mulan dress; ily Cinderella shoes; ily holiday pack cookies.)
#boundoween#disney ily 4ever#Sesame Street#legends of tomorrow#lot gideon#astra logue#spooner cruz#beebo
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