#incorrect legends of tomorrow

[talas-first-lady]

Zari: Screw the Fates.

Nate: I feel like I should tell you that one of them is Charlie.

Zari: Wow, seriously?

Zari: I stand by my word choice, though.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Jax: Are you gonna turn old?

Sara: Am I- what?

Jax: I mean, you turned 30. That's like.. legal tax-paying age. Are you gonna turn old because of it?

Sara: I- Jax, I don't have to pay taxes, I live on a time ship.

[batfamgalore]

*The justice league asks the batfam for help on a case, but they are too busy in Gotham so the justice league takes matters into their own hands and does some crazy stuff*

Dick: This is a classic crossover move. We tell them we’re too busy, they commit a felony.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Scott: Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.

Theo: No, we remember. We just don't care

[amelia-queen-black]

Ava: What’s your body count?

Sara: Do you mean sex or murder?

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Bill: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

12: What?

Bill: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: When was the last time anything went according to plan? Peter: I don’t think there was a last time.

[lukas-dusk]

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

[fandomnerd9602]

Sara Lance x Male Insomniac Spider-Man Reader?

Sara and Y/N kiss passionately, rolling around, and lost in the moment…

Sara: I’m not letting you go, my spider monkey

Y/N: wouldn’t expect you to, my canary

Sara playfully bites Y/N’s lip…

Rip Hunter walks in…

Rip: Sara? Y/N? Where are you?

Y/N clings tight to Sara while holding to the ceiling, quiet as ever…

Rip: where do they always go? It’s a ship!

Rip leaves…

Sara: saved me some trouble. That deserves a reward

She begins fumbling with Y/N’s costume zipper…

[incorrect-legends-quotes]

Ava: Name a way to be nice to others.

Mick: Don’t kill them.

Ava: Setting the bar a little low there, but I’ll allow it.

[ladymiraclewings]

Lilith Clawthorne, at some moments: Some days, I wish I had never heard of time travel Luz Noceda: Agreed.

[talas-first-lady]

Lowest Common Demoninator, missed opportunity edition

Behrad: I died and I haven't talked about it. Real Housewife Sara: That's so sad that you died ONCE. That must be so hard for you. I don't whine about it, and do you even know how many times I've died? Jersey Nate: Oh my god, NOBODY knows how many times you've died. All you do is die. Newsflash: you're not special. We ALL died. Gwyn: ...What's that now? Ava: I guess that's technically true. Everyone who was there at the time either got murdered by Atropos or torn apart by zombies. The original Zari was - Zari 2.0: EXCUSE ME? Gary: And if Gideon blew up and Gwyn died in his original timeline, that leaves... Naked Spooner: I'm the Survivor. I just beat all you morons without even trying. Astra: Don't celebrate yet because I am on the verge of MURDERING ALL OF YOU.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: When was the last time anything went according to plan?

Yelena: I don’t think there was a last time.

[panini-penguin]

Sara: If I say I'm going to do something, and I think I will do it, but then I don't, does that make me a liar or a disappointment?

Ava: All of the houseplants are dead, aren’t they?

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Danny: I'm gonna keep hacking away and find out for sure.

Stiles: Do you have any idea what else might be down there?

Peter: Doesn't matter. There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan. Follow my lead and you'll be fine.

[amelia-queen-black]

Sara: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Ava: Really? Name one law.

Sara: Don't kill people?

Ava: That's on me. I set the bar too low.