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I always say that Momsie and Momsicle (Glinda's mom from that idea about Kristin and Idina being her moms) are a gelphie but with a happy ending.
But imagine a more literal way, not too much literal tho, but only:
Imagine Glinda with a green mom-
For whatever reason Momsicle is green (no, The Wizard is not her father because duh)
So when Glinda sees Elphaba she is only surprise because she thougth Momsicle was the only green person in Oz.
Imagine Elphaba's shock when in a fight Glinda says something like "i dont care you are green! My momsicle is green! You are not special and you are annoying >:b" 😭
Of course, once they are girlfriends and Elphaba meets Momsicle, they bond over the fact they are green, sharing experiences and just being happy someone else its like them.
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Harley: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Ivy: *sighs*
Ivy: I killed a man.
#harley quinn#harley quinn animated series#harlivy#harley x ivy#ivy x harley#poison ivy#harleen quinzel#pamela isley#gay#wlw#wuh luh wuh#queer pride#lgbt pride#lesbian pride#dc comics#dcu#dcau#batman#dc joker#why won’t it let me put lesbian as a tag#lesbian#ah there we go
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Love watching House of the Dragon when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Alicent is having a worse one.
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Sara: If I say I'm going to do something, and I think I will do it, but then I don't, does that make me a liar or a disappointment?
Ava: All of the houseplants are dead, aren’t they?
#legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#houseplants#plants#…and whatnot
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Ava: You borrowed a crane?
Sara: Not exactly.
Ava: You stole a crane?!
Sara: Exactly.
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Sara: This is a judgement free zone.
*Pulls out a knife the size of her forearm*
Sara: And I mean it.
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Sara Lance: You are... stove
Ava Sharpe: Explain?
Sara Lance: Makes me warm.
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Zari: So, who’s the clingy one in this relationship?
Sara, sitting in Ava’s lap with her arms wrapped around Ava’s neck and her head resting on Ava’s shoulder: Ava, obviously.
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Sara, holding up two pictures: Here are two pictures. One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which
Nate:
Nate, pointing to the second picture: That one’s the dump?
Sara: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM
#legends of tomorrow#incorrect quotes#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#sara lance#nate heywood#source: brooklyn nine nine#source: brooklyn 99
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Sara: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Ava: I’m sorry-YOU WERE STABBED?!
Sara: LIGHTLY stabbed.
*Zari adds a tally mark to a chalkboard full of tally marks*
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Nate, on top of a chair: *screaming*
Ray: Nate?! What's wrong?!
Nate: *points at spider on the floor* Spider!
Ray:
Ray: *starts screaming loudly as well*
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Sara: I give up. I am so tired.
Zari: Get the emergency supply!
Nate: *carries Ava and places her in front of Sara*
Ava: *smiles*
Sara: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Nora: I’m glad we decided to keep our anniversary simple this year.
Ray: Me too.
Ray: *frantically waving off marching band*
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I’ve been working on an Avalance college AU lately. Please check it out if you want :)
#legends of tomorrow#fanfic#fanfiction#legends of tomorrow fan fiction#legends of tomorrow fanfic#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#avalance fanfiction#avalance fanfic#college au
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Zari: Do you love Ava?
Sara: No! Why would you say that?
Zari: You wrote “S+A” in hearts everywhere.
Sara: It stands for suffering and agony.
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Zari, on the group chat: there are five frogs staring at me rn
Nate: but only one can be america’s next top model
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Charlie, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Sara.
Sara, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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