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Love watching House of the Dragon when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Alicent is having a worse one.
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Sara: If I say I'm going to do something, and I think I will do it, but then I don't, does that make me a liar or a disappointment?
Ava: All of the houseplants are dead, aren’t they?
#legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#houseplants#plants#…and whatnot
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Ava: You borrowed a crane?
Sara: Not exactly.
Ava: You stole a crane?!
Sara: Exactly.
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Sara: This is a judgement free zone.
*Pulls out a knife the size of her forearm*
Sara: And I mean it.
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Sara Lance: You are... stove
Ava Sharpe: Explain?
Sara Lance: Makes me warm.
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Zari: So, who’s the clingy one in this relationship?
Sara, sitting in Ava’s lap with her arms wrapped around Ava’s neck and her head resting on Ava’s shoulder: Ava, obviously.
#legends of tomorrow#incorrect quotes#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#zari tomaz
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Sara, holding up two pictures: Here are two pictures. One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which
Nate:
Nate, pointing to the second picture: That one’s the dump?
Sara: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM
#legends of tomorrow#incorrect quotes#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#sara lance#nate heywood#source: brooklyn nine nine#source: brooklyn 99
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Sara: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Ava: I’m sorry-YOU WERE STABBED?!
Sara: LIGHTLY stabbed.
*Zari adds a tally mark to a chalkboard full of tally marks*
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Nate, on top of a chair: *screaming*
Ray: Nate?! What's wrong?!
Nate: *points at spider on the floor* Spider!
Ray:
Ray: *starts screaming loudly as well*
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Sara: I give up. I am so tired.
Zari: Get the emergency supply!
Nate: *carries Ava and places her in front of Sara*
Ava: *smiles*
Sara: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Nora: I’m glad we decided to keep our anniversary simple this year.
Ray: Me too.
Ray: *frantically waving off marching band*
#legends of tomorrow#incorrect quotes#legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes#ray palmer#nora darhk#darhkatom
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I’ve been working on an Avalance college AU lately. Please check it out if you want :)
#legends of tomorrow#fanfic#fanfiction#legends of tomorrow fan fiction#legends of tomorrow fanfic#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#avalance fanfiction#avalance fanfic#college au
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Zari: Do you love Ava?
Sara: No! Why would you say that?
Zari: You wrote “S+A” in hearts everywhere.
Sara: It stands for suffering and agony.
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Zari, on the group chat: there are five frogs staring at me rn
Nate: but only one can be america’s next top model
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Charlie, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Sara.
Sara, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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Hey guys, I just posted my first AO3 work if you want to check it out.
#legends of tomorrow#legends of tomorrow fan fiction#sara lance#ava sharpe#avalance#zari tomaz#charlie legends of tomorrow#charlie x zari#lobsters#gideon#nate heywood#ray palmer#minor nate x ray#mick rory#lita rory
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Zari 2.0: How are you having your coffee today?
Sara: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Zari 2.0: Gidget, I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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