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Danny: So how's your life going, Stiles? Stiles: Hold on a second. Stiles, texting: Hey Sourwolf, how are you doing? Derek, texting back: I'm thinking about moving to Argentina with Cora. Stiles to Danny: Devastatingly bad, I'm about to end it all.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect teen wolf quotes#teen wolf#danny mahealani#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#cora hale
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i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.
like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in
every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.
people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him
he tells them all to suck it up.
while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,
the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk
stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack
it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out
they've tried changing their stuff
it doesn't work
he also somehow got their passwords
(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)
((besides Lydia and Danny))
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#sheriff stilinski#he's so done with everything#let this man rest#hale pack#mccall pack#lydia martin#danny mahealani#inspired by mama mccall being horrified but unsurprised by the fact that Stiles has keys to her home#and also Peter getting Stiles to login to Scott's laptop#he's a nuance but we love him#melissa mccall#peter hale#chris argent#i headcannon that
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#incorrect quotes#sterek#stiles stilinski#team human#allison argent#Danny mahealani#vernon boyd#Cora hale#teen wolf#hale pack#soc med au
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how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024
#teen wolf#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#derek hale#isaac lahey#coach finstock#bobby finstock#allison argent#chris argent#sheriff stilinski#melissa mccall#lydia martin#danny mahealani#scisaac#sterek#aidan and ethan#deucalion#peter hale#vernon boyd#kira yukimura#malia tate#liam dunbar#theo raeken#thiam#alan deaton#mason hewitt#corey bryant
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Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 5/?
#teen wolf#derek hale#danny mahealani#stiles stilinski#kira yukimura#sterek#lydia martin#incorrect text posts#meme#teen wolf incorrect text posts
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So like, I just finished the black light party episode of s3 and…
Stiles 100% needs to kiss a dude.
Like buddy… are you kidding me?
Not to mentions these scenes
Stiles, I know you have a crush on Lydia, but really man?
Your closet is made of glass and has neon signs that say “Bi Boy Inside: do not tap the glass”
GET OUT
If anyone has some fics dedicated to Stiles finding out he’s bisexual I NEED them. No joke.
#teen wolf#teen wolf mtv#teen wolf stiles#stiles stilinski#bisexual#danny mahealani#derek hale#sterek#derek x stiles#you know what?#this goes for Scott and Issac to#actually this goes for everybody#it feels like 70% of the people in this show just need to experiment at LEAST once#kiss a dude#kiss a girl#but for the love of god FIGURE YOURSELVES OUT
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#teen wolf#teen wolf ships as 'i could fix him' tropes#but i had such a hard time deciding which fits better to which#realistically just thiam can fit to at least half of these#isaac lahey#scott mccall#erica reyes#scisaac#danny mahealani#stisaac#ethan steiner#malia tate#malira#kira yukimura#vernon boyd#sterek#derek hale#petopher#chris argent#peter hale#thiam#liam dunbar#theo raeken#feel free to add your own opinion if you think they'd fit differently
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During my rewatch, I've noticed that Danny hears everything Scott and Stiles say at school. No wonder he knows about werewolves, he literally gets a front row seat to all the weird shit that happens in Beacon Hills.
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What if Teen Wolf just replaced Scott's character with Danny? Like Danny goes wandering through the woods one night for whatever reason and gets bit. He doesn't want to go to Jackson because he's freaking out and it's Jackson so he goes to the one person that won't sent him to mental hospital after hearing the story of what happened in the woods. Stiles Stilinski, who he knows slightly better because Stiles' best friend, Scott is quickly getting more popular (and more distant) since he started dating the new girl, Allison (who is popular because she is also Lydia's new best friend). And since Scott is more distant now, Stiles quickly agrees and the two become friends.
(+ Danny teasing Stiles about Derek)
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#danny mahealani#derek hale#lydia martin#jackson whittemore#allison argent#scott mccall#anti scott mccall#sterek
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I’ve never seen a more bisexual man.
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#dylan o’brien#dob#bisexual#Teen wolf s1#tw#teen wolf stiles#dylan o'brian gifs#stiles stilinski gifs#mieczyslaw stilinski#danny mahealani#happy stiles stilinski#they’re all so pretty#bisexual stiles stilinski#I don’t even know who to look at they’re all so enticing
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TAG YOURSELF: STILES STILINSKI ALIGNMENT CHART
#teenwolfedit#twedit#stilesstilinskiedit#stiles stilinski#scottstiles#usermalcfoy#tuserbelovas#tw#teen wolf#tw flashing lights#scilesedit#scott mccall#danny mahealani#dylan o'brien#keahu kahuanui#tyler posey#revisit#alignment chart edits#ayaedits
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[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*
#incorrect quotes#incorrect teen wolf quotes#teen wolf#mccall-hale pack#lydia martin#alison argent#danny mahealani#vernon boyd#stiles stilinski#scott mccall#erica reyes#isaac lahey#derek hale#cora hale#jackson whittemore
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Stiles: Come on guys I wasn't that drunk last night
Danny: You flirted with Derek
Stiles: So what? He's my fiancé
Scott: You asked him if he was single
Stiles:...
Jackson: You cried when he said he was engaged
#incorrect teen wolf quotes#incorrect sterek quotes#stiles stilinski#derek hale#danny mahealani#scott mccall#jackson whittemore#sterek#derek x stiles#stiles x derek
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teen wolf memes part 28: i have problems
branching out slightly with the ships on this one is everyone proud of me
shout out once again to my bestie @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit
teen wolf memes part 28
#the last stiles one is so fucking funny to me#teen wolf#teen wolf memes#teen wolf crack#theo raeken#danny mahealani#isaac lahey#scott mccall#malia tate#peter hale#stiles stilinski#derek hale#lydia martin#liam dunbar#mason hewitt#scisaac#stiles x derek x lydia#what is their ship name i have no idea#scalia
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Chris: Oh, hey, Derek
Derek: Did you get my text about the hunters
Chris: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Derek: Good. Thanks, dad.
The entire pack:
Derek: Why is everyone staring at me?
Stiles: You just called Chris "dad."
Erica: You said, "thanks, dad."
Derek: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
Chris: Do you see me as a father figure, Derek?
Derek: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Danny: Hey, show your father some respect.
Derek: I didn't call him dad!
Stiles: No, no, no, no, Derek
Chris: I take it as a compliment.
Allison: It's not a big deal.
Aiden: I called Cora "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.
Jackson: Guys, jump on that!
Aiden: He has psycho-sexual issues.
Erica: Old news.
Danny: But you calling Chris "daddy"...
Derek: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Boyd: But you did call him "dad," dude
Derek: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Boyd: All right, all right, I was lying about not making out with Erica instead of finding the hunters. But the dad thing, that happened.
Derek: Aha! He admitted that his thing was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!
Stiles: I believe you.
Chris: Son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Derek:....I'd like that.
#incorrect teen wolf quotes#derek hale#stiles stilinski#jackson whittemore#sterek#allison argent#erica reyes#vernon boyd#chris argent#danny mahealani#aiden steiner#cora hale
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