#danny mahealani

[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[headcanonthings]

Danny: So how's your life going, Stiles? Stiles: Hold on a second. Stiles, texting: Hey Sourwolf, how are you doing? Derek, texting back: I'm thinking about moving to Argentina with Cora. Stiles to Danny: Devastatingly bad, I'm about to end it all.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

why would he say something so controversial but so true

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 5/?

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles: I just know it's gotta be big.

Danny: Are you still trying to calculate how big Derek's dick is from his pictures?

Stiles: Don't tell me you don't wanna know!

Danny: He'll hear you.

Stiles: Just cause he's a werewolf doesn't mean he can hear everything.

Danny (leaving): He's been hiding in your closet for the last 30 minutes.

[rocketboots564]

So like, I just finished the black light party episode of s3 and…

Stiles 100% needs to kiss a dude.

Like buddy… are you kidding me?

Not to mentions these scenes

Stiles, I know you have a crush on Lydia, but really man?

Your closet is made of glass and has neon signs that say “Bi Boy Inside: do not tap the glass”

GET OUT

If anyone has some fics dedicated to Stiles finding out he’s bisexual I NEED them. No joke.

[mxflora]

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Lunar Ellipse (3x12)

[fuji09]

During my rewatch, I've noticed that Danny hears everything Scott and Stiles say at school. No wonder he knows about werewolves, he literally gets a front row seat to all the weird shit that happens in Beacon Hills.

[chimerazodiac]

What if Teen Wolf just replaced Scott's character with Danny? Like Danny goes wandering through the woods one night for whatever reason and gets bit. He doesn't want to go to Jackson because he's freaking out and it's Jackson so he goes to the one person that won't sent him to mental hospital after hearing the story of what happened in the woods. Stiles Stilinski, who he knows slightly better because Stiles' best friend, Scott is quickly getting more popular (and more distant) since he started dating the new girl, Allison (who is popular because she is also Lydia's new best friend). And since Scott is more distant now, Stiles quickly agrees and the two become friends.

(+ Danny teasing Stiles about Derek)

[braedenhales]

TAG YOURSELF: STILES STILINSKI ALIGNMENT CHART

[headcanonthings]

Danny, about Derek: does he make your heart beat really fast? Stiles: I have anxiety, Danny, everything makes my heart beat really fast

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Danny: I'm gonna keep hacking away and find out for sure.

Stiles: Do you have any idea what else might be down there?

Peter: Doesn't matter. There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan. Follow my lead and you'll be fine.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

Erica Reyes’ twitter timeline

[rowinablx]

Stiles: Come on guys I wasn't that drunk last night

Danny: You flirted with Derek

Stiles: So what? He's my fiancé

Scott: You asked him if he was single

Stiles:...

Jackson: You cried when he said he was engaged