this fucking fandom makes me go into witness protection every few months twitter sucks
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Serpias: speaking of Dream, I don't know why, I wake up today and I see he sent me a friend request on Discord. I was like :o why? Was so confused. I said hi :) I think we are best friends now
Serpias: Sapnap should start saying goodbye, because my mouth is prepared to start sucking on another dick. So sorry Sapnap, time to move on
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i forgot how dream gets when george isn’t in florida. we really are his side chick
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Dream tweeted on his music account ! (Continuation of this)
Continued here
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DREAM posted on his community tab!
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I'm rereading old transcripts to work on a fic, and
Dream: Well- … Because- … Well, Technoblade doesn’t like government and then… everyone else… just hates… m- me? And then therefore they don’t like you.
I do still think it's funny/sweet that c!Dream separates out c!Technoblade's attempted murder (actually just hates government) and literally everyone else (just hates c!Dream personally). Rivals Duo prevails even when discussing attempted murders on c!George
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the problem with being into the same guys for the past almost four years is that eventually you run out of coherent things to say about them and are reduced to lying on the floor in a puddle of tears.
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optimized horse riding
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doomsday trio + being unreliable narrators
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Friends from my gc brought up that someone should show the Team Mafia boys that giant ass list of all the times Dream got canceled
It'd make such great content
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shake your body!
go go go!!
inspired by snoopy
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spreen asking sapnap if he got cancelled for streaming on kick and sapnap was like yeah 😭 and spreen was like why and sapnap was like “idk people don’t like the people that stream on there” and spreen only said “but you are not one of those people” and like YEAH
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DREAM: The stupid shulker, I hate the shulker, please never do that again. Whoever's idea was the shulker, please, DM me so I can block you, and I'll never talk to you ever again
CONTERSTINE: Wait wait wait, let me bring him here [TPs Winnkz to Dream] Okay you can tell him
DREAM: You did the shulker parkour?
WINNKZ: ... maybe.
DREAM: FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! I HATE YOU! ... that's all. I'm sorry. Anyway ... Thank you :3
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Seeing dream naked except for elytra like girl that’s dreamxd
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dream: you can give it to your mom and tell her its from me if you want. you can give it to your mom and tell her dream said "mwah mwah mwah"
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