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Multiple DC Characters Masterlist
DC Characters x IcePowers!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Garfield Logan, Bruce Wayne)
DC Characters x ASMR!Reader Headcanons (Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x FlowerArchitect!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Period!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Powerless!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Cook!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters Pillow Fight Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Singing!Dancing!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters With A Crush Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Knitter!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters Tickling Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters Being Rescued Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
On A Mission With DC Characters Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x CakeMaker!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Raven, Conner Kent, Starfire, Garfield Logan, Jaime Reyes)
DC Characters x DragonShifter!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan, Jaime Reyes)
DC Characters x Cleaning!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan, Jaime Reyes)
DC Characters x IcePowers!Reader Apocalypse Headcanons (Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Reader Killing A Villain Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Raven, Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Barry Allen)
DC Characters Water Balloon Fight Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Raven, Conner Kent)
DC Characters x WeaponSummoner!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Garfield Logan, Bruce Wayne)
DC Characters x TouchStarved!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Garfield Logan)
Falling Asleep On DC Characters Headcanons (Wally West, Jason Todd, Aqualad)
DC Characters x WronglyAccused!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Jason Todd, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Band!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Starfire, Garfield Logan)
DC Characters x Ignored!Reader Headcanons (Damian Wayne, Conner Kent, Raven, Garfield Logan, Jason Todd, Jaime Reyes)
DC Characters x CurlyHair!Reader Headcanons (Aqualad, Wally West, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne)
DC Characters x Alt!Reader Headcanons (Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Aqualad)
DC Characters x FashionDesigner!Reader Headcanons (Jason Todd, Aqualad, Wally West)
Treating DC Characters Injuries (Bruce Wayne, Wally West, Jason Todd, Aqualad)
#dc#dc x you#dc x reader#dc x y/n#dc headcanons#damian wayne headcanon#jason todd headcanons#garfield logan headcanons#bruce wayne headcanons#dick grayson headcanons#tim drake headcanons#raven headcanons#starfire headcanons#conner kent headcanons#jaime reyes headcanons#clark kent headcanons#barry allen headcanons#wally west headcanons#aqualad headcanons
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the point of kryptonians is that they're visually indistinguishable from humans ANYWAYS **Aliens them**
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um, can you play a song with a beat?
#cassandra cain#batgirl#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out#and what made the most sense to me was#post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie#who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just#cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it#like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon#casscass#kon el#conner kent#superboy#comic#comics#dc#dc comics#batgirl 2000#2024#<- when i drew it#cassiecass
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Tim has everyone's DNA but before he clones them he splices in genes from a sea turtle because sea turtles always find their way back home
#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#harper row#kate kane#alfred pennyworth#selina kyle#bruce wayne#bernard dowd#conner kent#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#young justice#teen titans#batfamily#batfam#batman#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#tw angst
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Part 6 is here! A word of advice: stay far, far away from Gotham during rush hour
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#tim having road rage is one of my fav headcanons tbh so glad I was able to include it#also I bet that most of u can tell my fav character is Tim lol sry bout that ill start focusing more on the others in the next few updates#jason todd#batfamily twitter au#dc#richard grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#batfam#damian wayne al ghul#tim drake wayne#damian wayne#damian al ghul#dc comics#duke thomas#social media au#conner kent#kon el kent#kon kent#superboy#kon el#bruce wayne#batman#batman comics#dc batman#dc batfam
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To elaborate on my idea of Tim and Dami forming a friendship through gossiping about their respected supers. (And eventually gossiping about everyone LOL)
Kon and Jon have def noticed the shit talking as well.
Kon found out on purpose when he tuned in onto one of Tim and Dami's conversations out of curiosity when he was bored out of his mind standing next to Clark at a Wayne gala.
"The worst part is the throwing, Timothy. Though I can easily adapt to any situation... Being held by the cape and tossed isn't very dignified." Tim nods his head lightly to his brothers words, giggles falling from his lips that made Kon's stomach do flips.
"You gotta train him to throw you well. I had to force Kon to practice throwing techniques with me for weeks until we found a comfortable and dignified way for him to toss me." Kon remembers those training sessions from back in the early days of Young Justice. It's part of what drew him and Tim closer.
Damian nods his head at his brothers words. "Very well, I will take that into consideration." A more serious look dawns onto Damian's face after that.
"Do you have any methods on how to get Jon to look more presentable for galas?"
Tim pauses, sips his glass of (fake) champagne, and smirks. "Don't give him the option to pick his own outfit."
Now Kon knows why Tim insists on getting ready for galas together. Control freak. (Kon will deny the fact that he enjoys letting Tim do his hair and tie his tye.)
On the other hand, Jon found out on accident when he was playing block blast on Damian's phone. (Lois took his phone away since he snuck it into his room at night and stayed up past his bedtime. Whining that he "was a superhero!" and "superheroes don't have bedtimes!" Only earned him a ruffle of his hair from Clark as he tucked his son into bed.) A notification from an unsaved number pops up.
Jon recognised the number as Tim's since Kon had told him that: if he couldn't reach Kon, and needed help with something that he didn't want Clark and Lois to know about, he should contact Tim.
The notification read 'you're joking 💀 poisoned apple pie is crazy... go buy him the cookbooks I mentioned, trust🤞🤞’
Jon flies into the field, where Damian is chilling with the chickens and asks "Did you like the pie I made you?" Damian glances at Jon and nods his head. "It was good."
Jon didn't think much of the message until Damian came over two days later with a pile of cookbooks in his hands.
#damijon#jondami#timkon#kontim#damian wayne#jon kent#jonathan kent#tim drake#conner kent#kon el kent#kon el#dc headcanon#batfamily headcanons
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'cause you're takin' it like a champ, sweetheart !
(nsfw) romantic! yandere conner kent x gn! reader
reblogs and interactions are encouraged and appreciated.
— masterlist ; leaked sex tape post ; other post !
a/n: mdni. purely nsfw. inspired off of @luludeluluramblings. the reader here is gender neutral but is a bottom, so interpret them as any gender as you will! mentions of breeding, oral (giving &. receiving), and overstimulation.
i'm sorry but i just read about the sex tape thing and now i'm shitposting you guys. what if instead of making chapter 6 for my series angsty, i make conner and you have kinky, sloppy, sweat-drenched sex after your first date? what if instead of the batfamily stripping you away of your freedom, conner strips you naked right before one of the secret cameras placed inside the room you're both in, that he's sure records every single passionate movement you both make in bed?
what if instead of you crying from the pain of all the negligence, you writhe and mewl like an overstimulated pornstar as he pounds away all your worries instead??? and if the footage unknowingly gets leaked? holy shit, not only do you possess the title of bruce wayne's infamous bastard child, but you're now also known as a kryptonian monsterfucker who definitely possesses the energy of a bull if it means you could handle bed-breaking sex to the point you're sure anyone from a mile away could hear your bated, snappy breaths and conner's sporadic, non-stop humping into the most pleasurable parts of your body.
cause even if he's half-human, that doesn't take away the fact that he is half-human. he sports features that aren't typical in normal anatomy. this just translates to: less energy is consumed when fucking you, so he could go on and on and on eating his love out, leaving marks for hours whilst simultaneously ensuring that you're probably well-bred (and i hc that it's probably almost exclusive to kryptonians that they cum, a lot) and dripping and feeling full by the end of the night (or day, heaven knows just how long he could go off worshipping your body).
and yes, the leaked sex tape piqued the interest of most curious eyes and it's probably going to be the spectacle for most researchers curious about kryptonian anatomy- but consider this. conner's not the only man obsessed with you. there're some romantic interests out there seething with rage, at the same time nutting and touching themselves to the video and playing it on repeat cause you're taking it like a champ.
unfortunately for them though, you've already been too addicted to the feel of conner spearing you down that you just can't fathom anyone else holding you the same way he does. you love the dichotomy he puts you through (to the point you ignore the red glinting lenses above your body) when he's possessively pinning you to the any fucking surface with his strong arms wrapped around your waist, with no chance of escape, the sensation of his dick penetration in and out in a hasty, yet rhythmic beat. yet despite the harsh thrusts, his hand still find itself to your sweaty forehead to wipe away stray hair, his lips taking its sweet time softly pressing kisses from the crown of your head all the way to your lips.
"good j-job takin' me whole, sweetheart— ah! god, i love you..." he whispers praises with his parched throat on your ears, every syllable enunciated with the thrum of his hips, your legs nearly resting over his shoulder. if not for his breaths hitting the inside of your ears, goosebumps spreading throughout your body, you wouldn't have picked up on the bass of his voice complimenting you.
your grip on his body only tightens, eyes shutting deeper into the near zenith. with just how much you're humping back despite the soreness in your muscles, tears escaping your eyes from pure, unfiltered pleasure, it's as if you're putting on a performance for the whole world to see.
"i— AH! i love you, t-too, kon– baby!" your reply came in the form of a squeal after another of his particularly harsh thrusts from waiting for your response. god, your throat hurts, it's more sore than conner's, taking him in your mouth fully felt like a fever dream, but you could remember the shape of his tip puncturing the back of your throat that it has your body reeling for another mind-blowing orgasm.
the glass of water on the stand beside you both is empty, it's been empty for hours. yet conner's still thirsty, how else would he be quenched from his urge when his previous ministrations of eating you out whilst prepping you to take his dick makes him even hornier? there's something about your body that makes the kryptonian want to memorize every single detail from how you writhe when the piercing in his tongue penetrates a sensitive part of you, and oh, the salty taste of your sweat and tears is heaven for a starving man like him.
shit, the thought of sloppily devouring you whole after he fills you up time and time again would be the cherry on top. overstimulation works pleasures on his sweetheart's body like a charm. he loves seeing the more desperate parts of you begging for more yet telling him to stop at the same time, as your hands still tangle harshly on his hair to keep him in place.
... but for now, he's got to focus on the lack of love marks on the expanse of your body, his vision nitpicking all the places in your skin that he's going to suck hickeys on. it'll definitely be his final piece of the puzzle to show all your other admirers his claim on you.
and the whole world can only bear witness to the artwork he's creating with you.
welp, guess it's just going to be you and conner alone in the room for a while, satiating both your hunger for each other, haha...
— oh, and don't forget the hundreds of cameras placed strategically to record all angles of your bodied fucking like animals!
#🌷... yael's works#🧁... yael's misc.#series: again & again#yandere dc#yandere batfam#yandere dc comics#yandere smut#yandere conner kent#yandere conner kent x reader#romantic yandere#yandere imagines#yandere headcanons#yandere x reader#yandere#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#yandere x gn reader#yandere batfamily#yandere batfamily x reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x female reader#yandere x darling#yandere nsft#conner kent
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A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.
#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#kon el#conner kent#superboy#impulse#bart allen#cissie king jones#arrowette#young justice#young just us#young justice 98#young justice headcanons#young justice 1998#detective comics#they would#this is some shit they'd pull
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These are DC comics characters that should be bisexual but aren’t because of the writers
#bruce wayne#dinah lance#dick grayson#roy harper#stephanie brown#conner kent#dc comics#bisexual headcanon#headcanons
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who wants to be best friends who secretly hold hands very platonically
#20 min doodle thats all i can give u rn sobs#lowkey includes timkon hands headcanons but not rlly#oh w whaaa holding hands nooo we werent doing that wowww ur crazy#what was that song?? despair?? by leo?? yeah.#timkon#tim drake#kon el#red robin#robin#superboy#conner kent#dc#dc comics#art#my art#doodle#lowkey hate the way tim looks here but its ok
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Bruce stomped into the living room with the kids clutched under his arms—Steph and Barbara under his left arm, and Jason and Dick under his right arm. Clark followed closely behind him, carrying Damian, Jon, Duke, Kon and Tim.
Nine soaking wet little kids were unceremoniously dumped on the floor in front of the fireplace. Cass silently jumped down from her spot on Bruce’s shoulders to curl up on the armchair.
Clark: Alright, explain to us why you kids were out playing in the forest in this storm.
Dick: We wanted to play hide and seek, so we had to find a bigger space.
Bruce: The Wayne manor is on 150 acres of land.
Jason: Yeah well, if some people didn’t cheat…
Duke: Nobody hacked into the cameras around the place!
Tim: I-It’s not our f-fault you guys pick the most obvious places to h-hide.
Steph: Even without the cameras you still cheated, Tim. I saw you guys. You got Kon to fly you up the mountain! We agreed on ‘No Superpowers’! And now you’ve got hippo…hippopotamus.
Barbara: I think you mean hypothermia, Steph.
Kon: How is that considered cheating? Flying is not a superpower. Birds fly!
Jon: Dogs fly!
Dick: That’s just Krypto, Jon.
The kids huddled around together, discussing whether flying is considered a superpower.
Clark: Enough, you are all grounded for putting yourself in danger.
Bruce: [yelling over the kids’ protests] I don’t want to hear any excuses! Everyone is grounded except Cass.
Kon: She played with us too! She hid near the entrance of the forest.
Bruce: Still considered to be on Wayne property.
Damian: Can we be grounded in the barn?
Jason: The barn? That’s the dumbest suggestion I’ve ever heard.
Dick: Hey! You can’t call people dumb, dummy.
Damian: I want to play with the chickens, okay? They’ll get lonely!
Jon: That sounds fun! I want to play with the chickens too!
Barbara: Don’t listen to them! I vote for the kitchen, because Alfred is there.
Steph: Me too! Alfred makes great cookies!
Bruce: This isn’t a vote. You will each be grounded in your own rooms.
Superbat Family Fics
#de aged superbatfam au#superbat family ef#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batfam headcanons#batfamily headcanons#dc headcanon#batfam shenanigans#superbat#batfam#batfamily#batfic#superfam#drabble#text post#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#stephanie brown#duke thomas#jonathan kent#conner kent
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I was chatting with one of my friends that really loves Conner Kent and we came up with the conclusion that Tim and Kon are a old married couple. So I proposed to myself to draw it, and gloriously Twitter enlightened me, so here it is. ♡
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#timkon#red robin#tim drake#kon el#tim drake robin#robin tim drake#batfam headcanons#90's yj#conner kent#superboy#kon el kent#kontent#kon el superboy#kon el fanart#Spotify
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I love the idea of Kryptonians having a few animalistic instincts/habits. Like the purring and such, it makes me so happy when i read it, kicking my feet, giggling etc. I love it so much, especially when it's Conner, with him discovering new things about himself. So sweet, so perfect, gimme more sweet sweet Conner😫😫
Conner Kent x male reader
Headcanons
This is mainly just Conner and my kryptonian biology headcanons. This is based off of my own kryptonian headcanons, which you can read here.
Imagine Conner learning he can purr. Kryptonians, in my headcanons, purr at a frequency humans can’t hear. So, you two would be cuddling and he would suddenly notice he’s rumbling. He might start freaking out and asking if you can hear it, but obviously you can’t.
It takes some freaking out from both of you, and you pressuring him to ask Clark about it, for you guys to learn what it is and that it’s not dangerous. Conner ends up getting a whole book or pdf about kryptonian biology, that he barely reads.
Imagine Conner realizing he goes crazy for his partner’s scent. It doesn’t even have to be in a sexual way, he just starts salivating and going a little fuzzy in the head when you come around smelling extra ripe.
He starts realizing it’s a problem when he finds himself yoinking clothes from your laundry basket so he can keep it in his bed and rub it all over himself, since Kryptonians don’t sweat. I’m not sure if Conner would sweat a little since he’s half human, or if he doesn’t sweat at all.
You guys decide you might actually need to read the pdf Clark gave you when Conner starts snuffling into your armpits when you guys cuddle, or when he starts licking your neck or chest, without even seeming to realize he’s doing it.
Now, also imagine Conner starting to rub on you more and more since he just wants to be close to you and to smell like you. Hes like those clingy boyfriends on tiktok that are always kissing on you and whining when you have to get up for work.
Conner would just be questioning himself on his actions and the instincts his body wants to act on. his kryptonian wants are more dulled compared to Clark or Jon, since Conner is a lab grown kryptonian, but they are still there.
Conner would be weirded out by his purring for a long time, and might subconsciously try and stop himself from doing it, even though you cant hear it. It’s just kind of weird for him, maybe its because he was raised with human knowledge and doesn’t feel as connected to his kryptonian biology as he probably should be.
Imagine Conner basking in the sun like a cat. He finds out that your bed is just perfect to lay in during the sunny hours of the day, and he realizes it feels so good to lay there without a shirt on.
You walk in on him multiple times just laying splayed on your body in nothing but his boxers. If you have a cat or cats, then they are laying on the bed too, purring up a storm. They cant hear his purring, but they can sense it, so its so loud with purrs in there.
Imagine here, Conner slow blinking at you like a big ol cat. Hes also so warm to the touch, always, thanks to the sun power in his skin and body. Hes a complete nightmare to cuddle in the summer. Because he WILL want to cuddle.
Since I headcanons kryptonians have a sun organ, or a sunspot as I call it, Conner would have one too. Because of his half kryptonian nature, this organ is somewhat underdeveloped. He gets most of his excess radiation out through his TTK. But the organ starts to almost “ripen” when you two start dating.
It takes months for the organ to grow sensitive to the touch, and only when its you touching it since you are his “mate”. It becomes raw in the way a bruise is, the kind that you can only feel when you press on it. except it also makes his knees buckle almost like a button to make him collapse.
Being in a happy healthy relationship actually strengthens and stabilizes his powers because it helps this organ develop, which helps his body stabilize.
This gives you a healthy and horny kryptonian, since the sunspot developing also kickstarts his kryptonian growth. Hes active in every way that matters, but you better watch out when you guys reach around the 30s in physical ages, since that’s when kryptonian sexual maturity truly kicks in.
You guys also better read that pdf in detail, or you might end up with Conner developing organs to carry offspring. It would be extra difficult since he’s half human, but if you guys truly wanted to knock him up, then his body would allow it.
#male reader#conner kent#superboy#kon el#dc#young justice#kryptonian biology#conner kent x male reader#conner kent x reader#conner kent imagine#conner kent headcanon#superboy x male reader#superboy x reader#superboy imagine#superboy headcanon#kon el x male reader#kon el x reader#kon el imagine#kon el headcanon#dc x male reader#dc x reader#dc imagine#dc headcanon#young justice x male reader#young justice x reader#young justice imagine#young justice headcanon
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Does the Batmobile ever get ticketed or does the GCPD just ignore it
Bruce: *puts a box on the table*
Bruce: Gather around, everyone. It's time for our monthly ticket review.
Bruce: First up, Steph. Can you explain what happened last Friday?
[earlier]
Steph: *looking for parking in a full lot*
Steph: Screw it, I'm going around back.
Steph: *parks in front of a fire exit*
[present]
Steph: I just needed to use the bathroom.
Bruce: And in those three minutes, the Joker released a giant water balloon forcing everyone to evacuate through one less exit.
Steph: It said "fire exit." That technically wasn't a fire.
Bruce: Well, the penalty is $100 plus the towing cost. I can pay it off but you have to help Alfred in the kitchen for a month.
Steph: Yeah, that's fair.
Bruce: Next up... Cass and Barbara? Color me surprised.
Barbara: Oh yeah, I had to remotely pilot the Batmobile the other day because Cass needed a getaway.
Bruce: Then why am I being charged $250?
[earlier]
Cass: *fighting a gang*
Barbara: Orphan, ETA thirty seconds. Prepare for extraction.
Cass: *knocks out the last henchman and runs to the car*
Comm. Gordon: *writing a ticket*
Cass: ?
Comm. Gordon: You're in a disabled parking spot without a permit.
[present]
Barbara: Well I am disabled.
Bruce: Understandable. I'll let it slide since it's the first time. Just file the paperwork for a permit.
Bruce: Dick, you went thirty-five over the speed limit when you weren't pursuing a suspect. Explain.
[earlier]
Wally: Race you to Keystone?
Dick: *revs the engine*
[present]
Bruce: You're better than this. I'm disappointed. Next up: Tim. Driving without a license plate. What happened there?
[earlier]
Tim: I wasn't supposed to take the Batmobile since Bruce benched me for my wrist, but my other ride is in the shop.
Kon: What about cameras? Can't your dad tap into the city's surveillance system?
Bart: Traffic cameras read license plates, so if we take them off, no one will recognize us.
Kon: Now that's an idea.
[present]
Tim: That's on me. I shouldn't have listened to them.
Bruce: Put them back on, plus you're benched for another week. Damian, on to you.
Damian: What on Earth could I have done? I followed the speed limit, parked in the correct spots, and never so much as changed lanes on an empty road without signalling.
[earlier]
Damian, a middle schooler: *driving*
[present]
Damian: Tt.
Bruce: Don't do it again. Duke...
Duke: *cringes and remembers what he did*
[earlier]
Duke: *hooks the Batmobile to a freezer trailer*
Duke: *starts driving around with a megaphone*
Duke: Ice cream! Get your ice cream!
[present]
Bruce: Fantastic job. No complaints.
Jason, muttering: Teacher's pet.
Bruce: And finally, Jason.
Bruce: *empties the rest of the box*
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Headcanon: given the legality questions of Cadmus, nobody ever patented the tech behind cloning Kon.
Tim Drake-Wayne, professional rich kid and living off pure spite, suggests to Kon to patent it. Luthor can’t sue them without admitting to breaking a shit ton of laws.
So he slips the necessary paperwork in the pile, and Bruce, trusting his son not to sneak a “cloning research division” into WE R&D paperwork that needs approval, signs it. Tim meets with the newly formed WEIRD (Wayne Enterprises Intentional Reproduction Department) team and goes “so you know how my dad funds the JL? I met Superboy through it. This is Kon. We’re gonna reproduce the tech that made him, and sell it to gay couples that want kids.”
Bruce only learns about it when WE puts out a public call to couples that want kids but can’t conceive for any reason, and he’s asked why he isn’t promoting adoption over that.
At the announcement event, Kon purposefully invited Luthor just to goad him.
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This image perfectly summarizes Young Just Us. (I might draw this in the future)
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