call me COOLEY!! ask bro almost anything I have too much free time she is her! (≧▽≦) 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 Haitian pride baby!!!
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What’s y’all wildest theories? Mine is the pig guy used/is working for the center bcuz in one panel (I don’t remember which one) he was standing next to doctor G, he was likely doing reports and unknowingly discovered something that he shouldn’t and ran which leads he being stomped on in the first character.
I kind of forgot those parts, lol. I've been waiting for a lot of updates so I can read it all at once lazy I know but that's probably why alot of shady shit has been happening on this farm I hope little a can bring everything together
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Y’all wild. Anyways, love the energy here. It really does make my day especially when it’s a long day. It makes me smile whenever someone talk about their interests even the weird ones.
Awe shucks! Thanks I'm glad to know that my followers and anons are just a weird as me lolz

Me when my followers are losers like me
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Write it ! Plz shorty and my life is yours
Are you talking about the mr as farm x batboys lol why not~

CUZ IM FREAKY
#it's just cooley#just cooley#ask me things#asks#anon ask#ask me anything#answering anons#anon#an#mr a's farm
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I want to fertilise K’s eggs SOO BAD IDC THAT I DONT HAVE THE TOOLS FOR IT I WANT TO FERTILISE HIM LIKE THE GOOD HEN HE IS
I am very passionate about this
OH HES GETTING TOUCHED FOR SURE AND ILL BE A GREAT MOTHER TO THOSE CHICKS ONG

ILL SPREAD HIM WIDE LIKE RASHFORD

#just cooley#it's just cooley#mr a's farm#answering anons#anon ask#ask me things#asks#ask me anything
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Do you think all the characters in Mr. A’s farm, at least experience periods or discharge because this question has been hunted me for the last few days? Because think about it.
BRO IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO!!! i would love to comfort them on their periods that would be such a cute fic (when it comes to periods or discharge it definitely comes out of the female genital it would be weird if it wasn't and I know when they ovulate the sex it crazy!!!)

I will breed them!!! (I may not have the tools but like Handy Mandy when there's a will there's way) also this might just me be me but I have the urge to write about the batboys mr as farm style and where the farmer or maybe like there our house pets something of the sorts
#it's just cooley#just cooley#mr a's farm#ask me things#ask me anything#answering stuff#answering things#answering anons#anon ask
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For some reason I think you are the type of person who pour milk before cereal.
Love yaaa
HOW DARE YOU I AM CEREAL FIRST GIRL IT WAS WRITE IN THE STARS WHAT NEXT YOU I EAT APPLE WITH THE SKIN ON!!!

(The most insulting I've ever heard LOVE YOU TOO!!!)
#it's just cooley#just cooley#ask me things#asks#anon ask#ask me anything#LIES ON GOOD NAME!!!#liar liar pants on fire
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To be honest, I was planning to goon to Mr a’s farm but stayed for the plot. I don’t know why but it’s somehow better to other stories I read.
No fr I was planning on a quick goon but then it has a good plot so I stayed for the ride (i kinda like when smut is like that it makes it's more enjoyable and rewarding)

And man make titty milk so I'm happy
#it's just cooley#just cooley#mr a's farm#manwha#ask me anything#anon ask#ask me things#answering anons#answering things
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i know what your are

Ermm...I ain't a BLT or whatever you guys call it (i am one them sadly...)
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I feel like you would read mr a’s farm.
What if I told you I did????

(The art was beautiful top ten smut of all time)

If you were to put me in a room with them one of us is coming out pregnant and it ain't me
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You know what, my bad. It’s my fault for writing that, just by that reaction alone proves that you’re into some freaky stuff, like monster stuff. Anyway, I’m hiding the closet
Bro wanted to go freak for freak and couldn't handle it

But don't worry I will find you (also love monster smut lady k and the sickman is my inspiration in life)
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I’m going to bite your ankles when you least expect it, preferably at night.
YOUR GETTING TOUCHED!!!

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Respond BACK to my messages RN😡😡😡😡
BRO!! CHILL IM GRINDING ON FLASH PARTY

I HATE SIVI PLAYERS!!!(and s-17 players my greatest opps)
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Girl I got a tumblr writer curse (i got into the weirdest situationship known to man)
Just made my ao3 account i will je posting all the series you wanna see there like wb!reader series and the Deathstroke!reader series this is my profile (i have separate ao3 where im just freaky cant let yall see that) and this account will still be active don't ever think it won't ill be writing fics still I'm old and grey trust

Heheheh....can't wait to traumatize you all...
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Lord have mercy on us.

Yall are not safe bro (neglected reader will hurt yall soul believe that!!! And mine)
#it's just cooley#just cooley#ask me things#asks#anon ask#ask me anything#x black reader#black!reader#x neglected reader#weird!reader#batfamily x neglected reader#black fem reader
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NUMBERS???
spider byte!reader x platonic yan!batfamily



Bio: You're too smart for them and for your own good.
Tag: @dannyisdying @23xfgg
"Bruce, why is there a tracking device on my spider suit?" This is the seventh time you've found a small bug or little tracking device on your avatar. They're starting to get restless, wanting to know what you're doing, where you're going, and who's ever around. It's starting to get annoying, and it's always the same excuse: "I'm trying to keep you safe," "It's because we care, [name]," "There are creeps in Gotham, you know that, right?" It's the same damn thing, like you aren't a hero yourself, like you can't handle yourself, like you aren't smarter than these assholes combined. Not to mention they're trying to get back into your good graces after Barbara tried to hack into your avatar to, well, "learn more about you." In reality, she wanted to find out where you lived. An avatar can only do so much; it's not her fault that she wants to be close to you. What's the problem with that? It's just genius to another genius.
And don't get me started on Damian! He always has something to say every time you change up your avatar's look: "You don't dress like this in real life..." You found that ignoring him would be better, but that little ragebatter won't stop. He wants your attention so badly that he doesn't even care if it's bad attention—he just wants you to notice him, talk to him, even if it's just for a second. Hold him, even if he can feel your warmth from that dumb avatar. Tim is no better; he's making excuses for trying to get close to you ever since you took the internship at Wayne Enterprises. He got you the internship because he knew you were good with tech and great with computers, so it only made sense for you to join the family company. After all, you guys are family, right? Unlike most interns, you're getting special treatment—a six-figure paycheck when most interns aren't even getting paid!
He's dragging you out of meetings or getting people coffee because you're way too important to do that. You should spend time geeking out with him instead. Dick is treating you like you're some baby, like you can't handle yourself. "Nightwing, can you please put me down? I can literally swing from building to building!" You're shouting as you're being carried in the arms of a grown man who can't bear to see you use your own two feet or even your hands. He has you in a bridal style in his arms while using his batons to swing you from place to place. It was cute at first, but my God, is it getting tiresome. "No can do, little bug. Last time you sprained your ankle on these roofs. Can't have my itsy bitsy spider getting hurt," he teased with a winning smile that could make a reporter swoon. And God, you hate that "itsy bitsy spider" nickname, but you're too far deep to say no.
They have whole schedules of who gets to hang out with you and who doesn't. "I get to patrol with [Name] tonight!" Jason is literally arguing with Damian, a literal middle schooler, over who gets to go out on the town with you, like they don't bench you and then do all the work because "Gotham isn't a place for someone like you." Damian, who unsheathes his katana, is screeching like a little kid—well, he is a little kid. "Please, Todd, but she wants to be around you for another day." "Do I get a say in this?" earwaxed, questioning if your opinion even matters in this stupid custody battle between a grown man and a 14-year-old. "No!" Well, you knew your opinion didn't matter, but it was nice to try.
You practically live at the Manor at this point, and at the Batcave, they're trying to manipulate you into staying here, whether it's with Alfred's cooking or some pretend movie night where they're basically fighting for your attention—who gets to cuddle you, who gets to hold you, who gets to feed you. It's like you're one of those talking pet apps, kind of like my iPad kids. Only Bruce can settle this: I'm making you sit with him. To them, it's absolutely unfair, but to Bruce, it seems like a great punishment. Like I said, there's no say in this at all. They like to give you the illusion that you can have an opinion or do what you want, but it's all an illusion. "So, um, when can I leave?" As if they'll ever let you go. "Next week," Duke says, running his fingers through your avatar's holographic curls. "Okay, but you said that last week. Am I actually leaving?" Well, Cass is nuzzling into your lap like an awesome domesticated cat. "Never..." Cass says softly, not knowing that they're insanely serious about this. "Never?" Steph pulls your face to look at her and bumps her forehead against yours while giggling. "Never ever!" Your mom was right; it won't be too long until they find you in real life, and you'll be in their grasp forever, so log out while you still can.
#spider!reader#spider verse#spider byte#x black reader#black!reader#black fem reader#yandere batboys#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#fem black reader#x black fem reader#fem reader#fem!reader#reader is female#yandere bruce wayne#yandere jason todd#yandere dick grayson#yandere tim drake#yandere duke thomas#yandere damian wayne#yandere stephanie brown#yandere barbara gordon#yandere cassandra cain#dc headcanon#reader headcanon#yandere batman#platonic yandere batfam#yandere drabble
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Just made my ao3 account i will je posting all the series you wanna see there like wb!reader series and the Deathstroke!reader series this is my profile (i have separate ao3 where im just freaky cant let yall see that) and this account will still be active don't ever think it won't ill be writing fics still I'm old and grey trust

Heheheh....can't wait to traumatize you all...
#it's just cooley#just cooley#x black reader#black!reader#x neglected reader#weird!reader#batfamily x neglected reader#black fem reader#yandere batboys#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily
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Would you rather
be hunted down by Deathstroke (the one from the DC Animated Movie Universe [DCAMU], specifically in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths)
or the Joker (Emperor joker)
I choose the bear...

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