#comedy c...

[luluisoff]

Had this image in my gallery for a while

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[charlietheepicwriter7]

S̶̤̋̉t̸o̶̝̍r̵̛͠m̸̠͌͝

Look, I know I promised a continuation of "Get in the Water," but I had this idea and just had to write it, okay? So this is the non-canon sequel, the canon one is still in progress.

They escaped. Batman dragged Damian's frozen body away from the Lazarus Pit and through the tunnels as Danyal's screams-sobs-wails echoed behind them. Eventually the sound ebbed away and they emerged to the surface.

A debrief was demanded from everyone; even Todd was in the Cave. Damian trembled, his only sign of distress, his mind stuck on Danyal's face, his brother's voice rebounding around his head.

Father's debrief had been rough. Damian could barely explain what happened, why he was drawn to the waters, why Danyal wanted to drown him. He'd only explained the Danyal was someone he'd killed while with the League, and Father was the only one to doubt his explanation.

Damian took the first opportunity to escape to the showers. Stripping down, Damian turned the faucet and the bathroom lit up bright green.

He flinched away, and when he opened his eyes, the water was just water. A stone sunk into his stomach.

The next day, while Father was consulting with Justice League Dark, Grayson and Drake returned to the caves for their own investigation of the Pits. And while they found the cavern--found by tracking the batarang Father threw--it was desert dry. There was no sign of Lazarus Water, nor did it look like it had ever been there.

That night, as Damian was washing his face before bed, he filled the sink basin with water. He turned away for one second, but when he looked back, he almost dipped his face under the green slime oozing out the spout. He bolted, and when he returned with a startled Father, the water had returned to normal.

Grayson insisted on taking him out for lunch the following day, citing that Damian needed a "break." Damian was furious, but allowed it; Justice League Dark was visiting the cave to discuss the... incident, and Damian wanted to interrogate them. He... he needed to know if that was really Danyal or not. If his sweet brother could have been twisted after his murder into that monster, that Siren crooning at him to choose to die.

He'd never contemplated the fate of his brother's immortal soul before. Had he done this to him? Could Damian had avoided this by killing him honorably, instead of cowardly poisoning Danyal so he'd pass away in his sleep?

Damian allowed Grayson order for him. He wasn't hungry. The clouds above swirled ominously as he followed Grayson to a nearby awning with a picnic bench underneath.

Grayson took a bite of his gyro. "So? How have you been coping these past few days?"

"I'm not an invalid, Grayson," Damian hissed, glaring. "I'm fine."

A frozen breath brushed across his ear. "Ĺ̶̥̲̪̀̐ỉ̷̢̜̚a̴̧͖͛r̶̺̫̾͗̃͜,̶͕̐" Danyal whispered in his ear.

Grayson didn't notice or hear Danyal's voice. "You see, I don't believe you. One of your dead League friends is supernaturally gunning for you, Dami; it's normal to feel out of sorts."

Damian scoffed. "Nothing about this situation is normal."

He looked down at his food and sighed. "Yeah, that's for sure. I'm sorry, Damian. I wish this wasn't happening to you."

"And I wish the creature would just attack already," Damian griped. "It's the waiting that will kill me, not that fake."

Like someone had been listening, the sky opened up and it rained green throughout Gotham.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238

[At a Chinese restaurant]

Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."

Tim: That's pretty direct.

Jason: Right?

Jason: What does yours say?

Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."

Jason: Tim, what does yours...?

Tim: "You will die in three minutes."

Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.

Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?

Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.

[videoreligion]

Happy #FrancoFriday ! Girls in the Night Traffic (1976)

[leclercskiesahead]

[octobre-ackedia]

Since It's us that made this mess chapter 3 is finally out

Here's my little comic of it

it doesn't spoil anything, it's just a really funny moment I really needed to have visualised, and it's not even realistic (that's not how panic buttons work guys fyi)

I hope you enjoy cuz as much as it's a mess, I find it utterly hilarious, and that was the point

[ohnobii]

sarcean literally said: when your circle is small but you fcked all of them

[alwaysrunningoutoftime]

everyone is scared to miss that josh high five

[recurring-polynya]

thinking about good times on twitter with @dont-look-up and how every time someone would post this picture, she would point out how rukia has six fingers on her left hand

[luluisoff]

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[twyllodrus]

why aren't the two of you in cahoots with [the wizard gentleman] and his butler?

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i cannot find the post/tweet atm but that post that's like "[a] falls first but [b] falls harder isn't about [b] loving [a] more, it's about [a] getting so used to their (apparently unrequited) feelings it becomes the dull press of a bruise, versus [b] getting hit with a Feelings Realization Truck and immediately going completely insane about it. if they don't get to marry [a] TOMORROW they're going to start BITING PEOPLE" and i put tags like "this is tedependent. to me" and i am STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS. RANDOMLY AND UNPROMPTED. trent falls in love with ted first: and the love stays, but it becomes a low, constant white noise in his life, a background hum he can almost tune out; it's a candle flame burning gently in his chest, warm and constant but it still burns when he touches it. the dull press of a bruise. the resignation and acceptance that these feelings will never be returned, the love that asks for nothing and just enjoys being near him. meanwhile sometime in post-canon fix-it land or something ted's minding his own business when the anvil of Wait, Fuck, Am I In Love With Trent?? drops on his head with a loud BONK and he wakes up with a metaphorical goose egg and the revelation that wait, fuck, he IS in love with trent. so trent's over here with the slow, soft violins, fine with his little gay tragedy, because it doesn't feel so much like a tragedy when he's surrounded by a community he genuinely feels accepted in, and he's okay with the fact ted will never want him like that. and then in the next room ted is BARELY restrained from simply kool-aid-manning through the wall to propose to him on the spot. he's gonna start biting people and shaking them around like a dog with a chew toy if he doesn't get to kiss trent crimm on the mouth STAT. no but silliness aside really i can't stop thinking about that feeling of just accepting what the future has in store for you, that you'll never have what you truly want, that there's no hope, but getting to a place where you're okay with that, and then the love of your life/guy of your dreams suddenly is like "okay so i've thought about this long and hard and it turns out i'm like, mega in love with you. thoughts??????" i think ted has no idea trent's in love with him in this scenario btw. he's just hoping for the best. trent's his close friend and soooo beautiful and wonderful and maybe they could go on a date? (vibrating bc he cannot say he wants to spend the rest of his life with this man on a first date even if they have been friends for years) . what does trent even do with that. also if ted proposed to him he'd say yes

[sundewhasaudhd]

DSMP AU master post

MAIN AU

Projecting onto Revivebur check

What can I say, I like to make my favs suffer

Comedy, you bitch

Main AU intro post

Dropkick Dream

Self isolation arc 3, Tokyo Drift (I know it’s a first one I posted but it’s the third one chronologically)

They just need so much therapy

They need so much therapy 2 electric boogaloo

Dropkick Dream 2 electric boogaloo

I vent through c!Wilbur

PATHOS DUO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Lore drop”

Damn Ranboo, that’s crazy

It’s c!Wilbur borthday, and Tallulah has trauma

ART! FINALLY!!!!!

Not the way bro ended a date like this

Self isolation arc

Literally the only time @lilacquintet likes c!Quackity

5:00 am art ideas be like

“Ew, corpse” actually lives in my head rent free

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee

My fucking phone

Dropkick Dream 4 whatever 4 is

Bro’s an absolute champion for this editors note

The burger duo vibes are real

MASKED AU

Masked AU intro post

REVIVED AU

Revived AU intro post

Love Poison:

That’s your man?

(REDACTED):

Dropkick Dream 2 Electric Boogaloo

Dropkick Dream 3 Tokyo Drift

MISCELLANEOUS

AKAKAPSYXHXNSKWLQPAKJABDBXBD MY NEUROS DIVERGE

I can’t be trusted to watch romances anymore

Teehee, I probably won’t be able to make half of these

C!BURGER DUO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mean Girls is DSMP confirmed?

DSMP the Animated Series master post is coming next

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

How it started / How it's going