#comedy skit

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 238

[At a Chinese restaurant]

Jason, reading fortune: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."

Tim: That's pretty direct.

Jason: Right?

Jason: What does yours say?

Duke: Mine says "you will witness a crime in three minutes."

Jason: Tim, what does yours...?

Tim: "You will die in three minutes."

Duke: Jay, I think you're going to kill Tim.

Jason: No, I'm not. Why would I do that?

Tim:, standing up: I got to get out of here.

[vorpalfae]

❦ 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖈𝖎 𝖔𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕿𝖆𝖑𝐤 ❦

[strange-birdy-me]

Every Episode of Good Omens (and Inside No. 9) in 45 seconds.

Shared it for the Good Omens bit, but seriously Alasdair Beckett-King is a great comedian. Check him out.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back ..because I fucking love it!

Vincent Price doing the twist - Red Skelton Show; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[blake-1030]

(This is based on a TikTok sound I heard earlier)

Swiss and Rain reading Dew’s journal

Swiss: ‘when I was a wee child I had the ability to swallow meatballs’

Both break out laughing

Rain: that’s the greatest first sentence of a story I’ve ever heard

Swiss: ‘so every time a had a dish with-‘ *laughing*

Rain: *laughing* what?

Swiss: ‘so every time I had a dish with meatballs, I’d eat it Kirby style’

Both begin to laugh again

Rain: satan fucking dammit

Swiss: ‘one night when I was sleeping I felt someone watching me, turns out there was-‘wtf

Rain: what?

Swiss: ‘turns out there was a dark figure standing at the foot of my bed’

Rain: what does this have to do with meatballs?

Swiss: I don’t know,that’s why I was like “why did you tell us you could swallow meatballs whole?”

Swiss: ‘he was hovering at the foot of my bed. He softly whispered “you’ll die”

Both start laughing again

Dew: whatcha got there

Rain and Swiss scream in unison



[flur-ink]

Comic form of a Tik Tok I recently made.

Being neurodivergent during the Victorian Era wasn’t the easiest thing😭

Don’t hesitate to check my Tik Tok here, I also have much more HL skits on my page for ya’ll🫶

[crazyforclones]

Silly guys

[cheezbites]

Y/N: Use one word to describe me.

Gaz: Kind

Soap: Generous

Price: Dedicated

Ghost: Annoying, pretentious, irritating, rascal, scumbag, diabolical, rude, imbecile, vulgar, obnoxious, trash, wanker, good-for-nothing rat basta-

Y/N: Key word: one…

Masterlist

[luzzarm]

SHIP NEWS - Laughs envoys bound for England

Dean MARTIN and Jerry LEWIS on board of Queen Elisabeth promoting their film "Scared Stiff"

June 1953

[tonyzaret]

This is just a satire but the sad thing is a lot of people will think it is real because of how everything is now a days 

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason, in a wig: Hello, my child.

Duke: Oh my god... Jesus, you really are white.

Jason: Yes. Well, there's multiple Jesus-es. There's a black Jesus-

Duke, excitedly: Black Jesus exists?!

Jason: Yeah, but I mean, I'm here-

Duke: No no no- Where does he live?

Jason: He lives down the street, but he's actually here right now.

Duke: *turns around* Black Jesus-?

Jefferson, in a wig: What's up?

[legbootlegit]

Trying hats on cigarettes with my brother last weekend

[meowdy-all]

Guys Kenny just took down the video what the fuck happened yall???

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

As requested, this scene/joke in its entirety. It's a hoot! Get it, Vinny!

[xxautumnivyxx]

Grammy Ivy is back. Sorry.