#soap

[soapcloth]

@pricetagged has me vibrating about 'small video creator' with this and I can't stop thinking about it, but flipped and shaken around in a jar a bit? (cw stalking)

Like, imagine seeing some small faceless ‘outdoor survival tutorial’ channel pop up in your endless scroll. Zero comments, three likes; all most likely family or mates- so you drop him a like and a comment. It’s a simple ‘nice tutorial! Haven't been camping in a while, but might need it someday!’

Checking your notifications later, you find a response from the creator- two unpunctuated paragraphs- all an almost illegible mix of scottish slang and texting shorthand, clear he’s more so talking at you in his peculiar ramblings. It's interesting, to say the least, but you leave it be.

You get busy, and your usage of the app drops for a week all while the morbid fascination eats at you, finally dragging you back to check the strange reply once again- only, there's more now.

He’s seemingly been using the reply section as a journal addressed to you directly; he asks questions about you, drops little hints about his life as a veteran, tells you what he’s been up to that day, asks if you like his recent videos- it's somewhat mortifying given the situation. 

Tapping on his profile you find he’s uploaded a lot since then; all innocuous survival tip videos with single digit views- but one stands out, posted less than a day ago.

'Surprising my fan with a meetup!'

[machveil]

Johnny towel whipping Simon in a locker room, all giggling and immature. smile dropping immediately when Simon runs his towel under water - twisting it up while slowly walking towards him, “Havin’ a laugh now, Johnny?”

[mewtwowarrior]

Oh my gosh, that's great! Thank you for the ping!

Watch me get progressively lazier with the backgrounds on this one 🙈

Read “How to be a Dragon” on Webtoon!

[bloodyknucklesforme]

@ceilidho ‘s Soap

[xombite]

AHHH sorry I forgot about this acc also because is such a hassle to tag things

[decoy-sammy]

........I CAN TURN PEOPLE TO SOAPP??????

HOLY SHIT THATS SO COOL.

NEXT TIME SOMEONE YELLS AT ME I'LL HAVE A CABINET FULL OF SOAP😂

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

[starlit-writer]

okay so we all know like "military man fucking you missionary and his dogtags swinging in your face as he fucks into you"

WHAT IF

"military man getting fucked in missionary by you, the diamond around your throat swinging as you fuck into them"

the very same one that he bought you, a mark of his love, his devotion, to his very own deity.

idk man, i love writing submissive men who are in positions of abject masculinity or power

[soapcloth]

O, to know first hand that there is no personal knight devoted like Ser MacTavish is.

Your own barking mutt, far louder than any dog in your father's hunting pack.

He's always dragging you out. To peruse the markets, to have you assist him in taking care of his steed, to stop by a roadside meadow-

Even offering to take the place of your handmaiden, fixing your hair between stubby, calloused fingerpads and the untrained pull of an ornate brush; wincing into the protective fat of his stomach that had been pressed into your back with every unintentionally brutish tug- it's a mistake you only make once, that one.

You've never reprimanded his insolent behaviour and he knows it; the habits he was either unable, or didn't care to kick from his time in the Royal battalion. He may act quite oafish and jovial, but you know hes sharp as a pike; especially when his broad back is blocking your view. You never ask what's on the other side.

He's also quite a bit stringent when it comes to your modesty- something you loathe, but strangely enough, its never a problem when it's just the two of you... 🙄

[machveil]

situationship with ChildhoodBestFriend!Johnny. you bring each other home for holidays and events, hear family members whisper about ‘will they, won’t they’, let each other get a little handsy if the moods right. nothings official, but CBF!Johnny is dead-set on proposing to you someday

CBF!Johnny who’s heartbroken when you tell him you met a guy, swallows down his disappointment to ask you about the man. “Oh, you’d love him, Johnny— he’s so sweet. He accidentally took my order at the coffee shop, he has such a good laugh! He paid for my new drink and everything.”, you told Johnny he had a good laugh too. he’s fighting back the urge to pummel this stranger, some guy who sounds so nice it has to be fake

CBF!Johnny whose mind goes blank when you smile, “Yeah, Kyle is really funny, we’re going on a date after his next deployment— speaking of which, when are you leaving for yours again?”

[gothghostiie]

Maybe can I pls get CG!141 n their favorite nicknames for their little one???

absolutely

price: little one, little love, kid

gaz: buddy/bud, baby

soap: kiddo, buddy, also very specific teasing nicknames

ghost: little one, sweetheart, lovie, duckie

bonus;

Graves: Lil' cowboy/cowgirl, sweetheart, kid/kiddo

Alejandro: pequeño/pequeña, little vaquero/vaquera, silly

Rudy: angelito/angelita, little baby

König: Kleine Maus, Schatzi, Mäuschen

[highlandhour]

headcanons for what the 141 lads hair looks like while on leave.

Price

He’s tired and doesn’t care about his hair. Let him rest!! Does ask you to cut some length off from time to time with scissors.

Gaz

I think he first tries to keep up with going to the barbers but as time goes on and that exhaustion finally hits, his hair inevitably grows longer so he gets braids to protect his hair.

Ghost

He still keeps it short (buzz cut ghost truther right here) but I think he’s more lax since he cuts his own hair so there’s some length to it.

Soap

Let’s it grow and it’s so messy and uneven!!! Refuses to cut it until he’s deployed again!! Still suits him though!

[xombite]

t4t ghoap supremacy

[booksandnailsig]

Also, regular soap literally can kill bacteria. There are properties of the soap molecules that can disrupt some bacteria and virus cell walls and break them down.

If you want to know more/want my source here it is.

Antibacterial soap??? For your body???

[i-give-u--art]

The bugs were not letting me rest

[gugapuppy]

He is tired, so Soap gotta find other people to hang out