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'Asexuals write the best smut' Not me I'm here to write critical analysis like the hater I am

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Our Dear Daughter chapter 2:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64756075

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“What? My eyes?”

“Yes. He says he hates them.”

Stone's lower lip slipped into a pout,

“Well… that's not-”

“He says he hates how endearing and enchanting they are. He hates how they resemble the cold brew of a coffee. Giving him an ‘espresso shot of confusion’ anytime they lock onto him. He hates the way they sparkle at any ounce of approval from him, he hates how attentive they always are. He hates how lost they make him feel,” she continued,” but most of all, he hates how he can see himself in them. He hates that they reflect exactly who he is. Because when he looks at you, he can't avoid the person he is. The person he's been made to be.”

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Toni says leash your cats too!! Or if you really want your cats to be outdoor cats give them bells with collars so they have a less likely hood of killing birds, outdoor cats have detrimental effects on native bird populations!

It’s so funny how people forget what certain dog breeds were bred for. A dachshund named Valerie has been marooned on a remote part of Kangaroo Island since she ran away from a campsite in 2023 and everyone in the comments was like “that is the last dog breed I would expect to survive on its own for 500 days”. Hmm. I don’t know if it’s just me and I’ve met absolute freak dachshunds my entire life but they’re tenacious little motherfuckers with an incredible prey drive. I’m more worried about the critically endangered endemic Kangaroo Island dunnart population than I am Valerie. No large predators, several species of small mammal, temperatures consistently between 55° and 75°? She’s the queen of the island now. All small marsupials quake at the sound of her footsteps.

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OUR DEAR DAUGHTER

Chapter 1: Surrealistic Artificial guidE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64756075

Chapter 1 is out! I’m excited to work on this I have the entire story practically planned out! A lot of fun eggfamily activities as well as a more serious baseline story… Will Ivos long held desire to have a family finally come to fruition…or are the Robotniks truly destined to be alone?

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You guys this is my magnum opus. This is the best thing we’ve ever created. All lee majdoub. It’s so dumb and I love it. And I also know like NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

This weird ass Au that me and @crazyforclones have made and I have somehow hyperfixated on.... it's basically a bunch of characters Lee has played living together...and it's a sitcom, it's quite literally supposed to be a sitcom with laughing soundtracks in shit, we call it Pentalee FOR NOW. the main monolees (yes I call them that) that live in a four bedroom apartment together are Stone, Curtis (puppet killer), Sly (Get Fast), Amir (The prince) and Silas (Dirk gently's holistic detective agency), and we added Kashmir recently (Benchwarmers 2) so I haven't drawn him yet.

First drawing is Curtis and Stone's first meeting where he found him high out of his mind and bleeding after a demon possessed puppet stabbed him a couple of times, and he took him in cause...who wouldn't it's literally a carbon copy of him sobbing in the rain.

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Womp womp:[

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I drew sticks while dealing with the last few weeks of this college semester, yaaaaaaaay

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I drew sticks while dealing with the last few weeks of this college semester, yaaaaaaaay

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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You guys should watch the short film The Prince. Nearly cried tbh.

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Guys welcome to the Lee verse, amply waiting for a Spike one but Zee is being a hater🙄🙄🙄 #addspiketotheleeverse

Also sly is my new pfp BECAUSE HES SO SILLY

AU thing me and Gabby have..that I will not bother to explain just take it

Close ups-

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Shhh do you hear that? That’s the sound of me sobbing OH MY GOSH ❤️❤️❤️

post healing dance for day 7

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Didn’t know it was ace day 🙁 I had work all day so, reposting this to hopefully hit more people with the Aro ace STOBOTNIK headcannon

If you write Robotnik as literally anywhere on the asexual spectrum i am holding you so gently in my arms and kissing you tenderly on the forehead (with your consent, of course) 🖤🤍💜

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AND ACE ROBOTNIK I AM WINNING ME SPECIFICALLY

happy ace week!

(@metalsonicsmom this is for you)

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EXPLODING ASEXUAL STONE MY BELOVED YES YESSSSSSSSSS

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Stobotnik week day #7 - Sleep/Napping

Average crab morning.