#cold ones incorrect quotes

[brett-is-afraid]

Max: When I met Ian, I lied to him about graduating community college. Chad: What the hell? Why would you do that? Max: Because! I wanted him to think I was smart and not some stupid loser. Chad: And you thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was...Community college graduate?

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Nurse, taking Maedhros’ temperature: …it says 40 Celsius?

Maedhros: you should see my father’s.

[edwins-fangirl]

Edwin: And so concludes this year’s Secret Santa drawing, just a quick reminder of the rules, $40 dollar limit, no perishable items, and no homemade massage coupons, Thomas.

Thomas: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.

Crystal: Oh, Edwin I would like a $40 dollar gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.

Edwin: I don’t have you, Crystal.

Crystal: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.

Jenny: That’s not possible.

Crystal: Perhaps not for ordinary people such as yourself, Jenny. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Crystal Sherlock Palace— I legally changed my name— it’s quite simply… elementary.

Crystal: For, you see, Charles made a face I only recognized from our bedroom, which means that he has Edwin.

Charles: *avoids eye contact*

Crystal: Monty has Jenny, his eyes keep shifting over to her.

Monty: No, they don’t. *eyes shift*

Crystal: Jenny looked disgusted, which means she has Thomas.

Crystal: Nora didn’t draw a name, nor did she put one in, she doesn’t want to participate.

Night Nurse: Never do.

Crystal: Thomas moves his mouth when he reads and quite clearly said Monty.

Thomas: *flipping his paper* I did get Monty.

Crystal: Niko has Charles, she’s holding her paper name-side out.

Niko: Oh, she’s good.

Crystal: And I have Niko, which means Edwin has me. I’ll be taking that gift card, psychic loves nachos.

Edwin: Should we draw the names again and leave Crystal out?

All: Yeah!

Crystal: No!!! Sherlock wants a present!

[where-is-vivian]

Regulus, reading silently and calmly in the sun:

James, with headphones, happy music blasting so loud you can hear just by being next to him, dancing as if his life depends on it, passing by with the biggest smile on his face:

Regulus, looking up with a raised eyebrow but with a little grin:

James dancing away, still beaming at him:

Regulus, shaking his head, incredulous, resuming his reading but now he has what he would himself call "an idiotic smile" on his face:

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[the-blathermouth]

Movie night

MC: alright popcorns popping, now for the forbidden question...

Narrator: and that is?

MC: "what we watching boys?"

...

Contrarian: oh what about-

Hero: no

Contrarian: ah-what?!

Hero: last time we let you pick you went against our 'no unreality' rule and pick The Truman Show. Hunted and Paranoid were checking around for cameras for days!

Contrarian: well Mr No-Taste-In-Films I'll have you know that wasn't what I was going to suggest at all!

Cheater: and what were you going to suggest?

Contrarian: The Matrix. :3

Hero: NO!

Stubborn: well you know where I stand, Fight Club all the way!

Cheated: we've watched that like 8 times now!

Stubborn: First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club!

Broken: you've already broken the rule then haven't you...?

MC: just tell me what I'm picking.

Narrator: how about some ground rules to make things easier *looks at skepic* no murder mysteries *looks at hunted* no nature documentaries *looks at smitten* no rom coms-

Smitten: oh come on you LIKE rom coms! Their funny and passionate and-

Cold: not when your stuck sitting next to someone crying their eyes out everytime...

Narrator: *looks at hero* and ABSOLUTELY no Disney princess movies!

MC: I'm gonna have to agree on that, I'm getting sick of sleeping beauty

Stubborn: can we just pick something already! *Points to Opportunist* You, you've been quiet, what we watching?!

Opportunist: I don't know uhh Groundhog Day?

MC: that's not a film, that's just our life!

Hero: yeah maybe no groundhog

Contrarian: Ooh how about Inspection? That's always a good watch.

Hero: that films the whole reason we have the 'no unreality' rule in the first place, after we watched that paranoid spent a week trying to widdle a reality checking top!

Paranoid: still am. *He pulls out a unfinished wooden top*

MC: huh, that's coming along nicely.

Paranoid: Thanks...

Stubborn: well you can stop working on it already, this is all real! What you see is real!

Paranoid: you don't know that!

Stubborn: fine then! spin the top, if this is a dream it'll spin whether or not it's finished right?

Narrator: you try to spin the top, but as it is unfinished it only wobbles for a second before unceremoniously toppling over

Paranoid:...that doesn't mean anything

Stubborn: YES IT DOES!

The Princess: *walks in with a bowl of popcorn* popcorns done.

Narrator: wha-what is SHE doing here?!

MC: she's here for movie night, sometimes we watch films together when your not around.

Narrator: WHEN ARE WE EVER NOT AROUND?!

The Princess: you good?

MC: yeah I'm fine, just a little indecisive...*glares to his side* Why don't you pick?

The Princess: *takes the remote and almost instantly picks and sets it down*

MC:...Rise of Gru it is then.

*All the voices grone*

[existennialmemes]

One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Rooster: *texting someone, smiling, biting his lip, and blushing as he does so*

(Suddenly Rooster puts his phone down on the coffee table and stands up)

Rooster:...I gotta take a shower.

Maverick(confused): OK...

(After his shower, Rooster comes back out wearing lots of warm clothing)

Maverick:...You cold?

Rooster: Yeah, it was a...cold shower.

Maverick: Ah...

(Maverick goes back to reading)

Maverick(not looking up from his book):...So how's Hangman doin'?

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Slay The Princess Quote #7

Smitten: HELP! I TOLD THE PRINCESS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Cold, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[pepperangers]

the idea of mack and wes being friends is so pure bc i can also see wes literally breaking the door down of the hartford mansion when he finds out that andrew hartford didnt tell mack he was an android

oh my god you’re so right

he wouldn’t be freaked out by the fact that his best friend was an android - because come on theyre rangers and there are weirder things they’ve seen (this probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 5 for either of them) - he’d just be furious that andrew purposely kept it from mack

wes would KNOW what it’s like to have a kind of off relationship with your dad, he would immediately be up to time strike andrew hartford into the sun and it takes all eric has to physically stop him from running out the door fully morphed

[auggietheautisticvampire]

Tori: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

[verysadlesbian]

Lottie: It's kinda cold

Nat: here, take my jacket

Lottie: I love you💖💖

Jackie: I'm cold too!

Shauna: Well, damn, Jackie! I can't control the weather!

[acourtofquestions]

Pre-HoF while Rowan packs for his Mistward “assignment”:

Fenrys *to Rowan*: I think you’re just in a cranky spell because you have to train someone you know is stronger, smarter, and prettier than you.

Rowan *death glaring*: for the last time Fenrys, I am not “in a spell”. She is NOT stronger than me. She is definitely smarter than YOU. And HOW DARE YOU Fenrys, Aelin is in no way prettier than me she’s just… hotter.

Fenrys: *cackling*

Rowan: Oh, for the love of gods! NOT LIKE THAT!

[doueverwonder]

Belgium, talking to France who's hiding in the bathroom: It's normal to get cold feet today.

USA: yeah, cause it's snowing

Canada: It's a metaphor Alfred.

USA, grumbles: you're a metaphor.

[margindoodles2407]

Wrecker: Hey, Megs, whadda you got there? Omega: Hunter's Knife! :D Wrecker: Oh, okay, have fun! Hunter: NO--