#solitaire incorrect quotes

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Michael: Are you a morning or evening person?

Tori: If I'm lucky, I get a few minutes in the middle of the day

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Tori: Too many songs about love these days, not enough songs about diet lemonade.

[i-am-the-midnight-sun]

Tori: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Guys…I just found out that lemonade doesn’t hydrate you. Which means Tori Spring, our beloved iconic queen who ALWAYS has a beverage in her hand—specifically diet lemonade—is in fact NOT HYDRATED. I’m feeling so many emotions rn. My poor girl. I love her so much.

[henrythepug]

When I thought I couldn’t love Alice Oseman more…

SHE GOT JENNY TO DO THE AUDIOBOOK !!!!

I MIGHT HAVE TO GET IT JUST TO HEAR HER NARRATE ITT 😭😭😭

[incorrectquotesheartstopper]

Nick: You don’t want Charlie to die

Nick: And I don’t want Charlie to die

Nick: Now we just gotta make sure Charlie doesn’t want Charlie to die

Tori: Fantastic plan but have you met Charlie

[jimjamkagaricci]

tori: my boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.

michael: it’s a special event! :D

tori: shut up.

[heartstoppermylove0325]

Micheal: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Micheal: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester, to Meg: You wouldn’t last one day on Sudoku app extreme difficulty.

[northlight14]

Stuff I’ve said (except it’s my kins)

Diane Nguyen: the axe man is my Roman Empire and no one is happy about it

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Atsushi Nakajima: *crying* I’m not depressed, I’m just emotional

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Shigaraki Tomura: I may be a murderer but I have not murdered today!

(For legal reasons, I was playing a video game. I am not a murderer😅)

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Hajime Hinata: half of “dead people” is people

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Michael Holden: my autism is vibrating

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Kaminari Denki: why does it feel like we’ve put ourselves in horny jail and neither of us are happy about it?

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Reki Kyan: there’s a rainbow! A gay has been born!

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Kazuichi Souda: cod loin…is that just a cod dick?!?!?!

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Tao Xu: it’s a sin in the bible to be British

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Armin Arlert: don’t be unsettled by the rock in my pocket��.its all smooth and shit

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Bakugo Katsuki: I didn’t say i have a God complex, I said I’m God

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Kaidou Shun: my meds aren’t working so I’m turning to crystals instead

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Charlie: Did you have a good day at school?

Tori: That's not how school works.

[anotherdayanothergay1]

Michael: Tori is playing hard to get. Michael: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 25

Ivy: I've been considering the possibility that Harleen Quinzel is a figment of my imagination.

Ivy: This is probably because I fail to understand how someone with a personality like hers could survive in this shitty world.

Ivy: And also because I fail to understand why someone with a personality like hers would take any interest in a misanthropic, pessimistic asshole like myself.

[incorrectquotesheartstopper]

Tori: [wearing dark grey]

Michael: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours.

[skittering-rats]

i used an incorrect quote generator with solitaire characters

[pessimisticgh0st]

One of your posts have enlightened me: just imagine a marauders/osemanverse crossover--

Michael and James meeting would truly be both the best and worst thing ever.

Omg yes they would be unstoppable and the world's biggest catastrophe.

Imagine Michael trying to teach James how to do ice skating tricks- James would just not understand how there isn't magic involved

And then James would teach Michael quiditich and he would love it. He would find it so easy and loves how free he feels but he would be ruthless in a game and him and James would take matches so seriously they would wake up at 5am and shit tons of routines

They would bake all the time together and the process would be a disaster and the kitchen would be a mess, but the food would be the best thing you would have ever tasted

Imagine the pranks they would do-

They would be so supportive of each other and have movie marathons all the time-

Regulus and Tori would have been best friends too and would have introduced Michael and James to each other but would regret it after they spend 2 minutes with each other

Michael: Thought for the day, what came first the chicken or the egg?

James: The egg WAIT no the chicken NO THE EGG-