#solitaire incorrect quotes

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Michael: Are you a morning or evening person?

Tori: If I'm lucky, I get a few minutes in the middle of the day

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Tori: Too many songs about love these days, not enough songs about diet lemonade.

[auggietheautisticvampire]

Tori: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Guys…I just found out that lemonade doesn’t hydrate you. Which means Tori Spring, our beloved iconic queen who ALWAYS has a beverage in her hand—specifically diet lemonade—is in fact NOT HYDRATED. I’m feeling so many emotions rn. My poor girl. I love her so much.

[henrythepug]

When I thought I couldn’t love Alice Oseman more…

SHE GOT JENNY TO DO THE AUDIOBOOK !!!!

I MIGHT HAVE TO GET IT JUST TO HEAR HER NARRATE ITT 😭😭😭

[incorrectquotesheartstopper]

Nick: You don’t want Charlie to die

Nick: And I don’t want Charlie to die

Nick: Now we just gotta make sure Charlie doesn’t want Charlie to die

Tori: Fantastic plan but have you met Charlie

[jimjamkagaricci]

tori: my boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.

michael: it’s a special event! :D

tori: shut up.

[captainwaffles]

Charlie: Nick, I'm sad.

Nick: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Micheal: Tori, I'm sad.

Tori nodding: mood.

[heartstoppermylove0325]

Micheal: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Micheal: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester, to Meg: You wouldn’t last one day on Sudoku app extreme difficulty.

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Charlie: Did you have a good day at school?

Tori: That's not how school works.

[northlight14]

Stuff I’ve said (except it’s my kins)

Diane Nguyen: the axe man is my Roman Empire and no one is happy about it

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Atsushi Nakajima: *crying* I’m not depressed, I’m just emotional

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Shigaraki Tomura: I may be a murderer but I have not murdered today!

(For legal reasons, I was playing a video game. I am not a murderer😅)

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Hajime Hinata: half of “dead people” is people

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Michael Holden: my autism is vibrating

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Kaminari Denki: why does it feel like we’ve put ourselves in horny jail and neither of us are happy about it?

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Reki Kyan: there’s a rainbow! A gay has been born!

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Kazuichi Souda: cod loin…is that just a cod dick?!?!?!

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Tao Xu: it’s a sin in the bible to be British

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Armin Arlert: don’t be unsettled by the rock in my pocket….its all smooth and shit

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Bakugo Katsuki: I didn’t say i have a God complex, I said I’m God

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Kaidou Shun: my meds aren’t working so I’m turning to crystals instead

[anotherdayanothergay1]

Michael: Tori is playing hard to get. Michael: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[incorrectquotesheartstopper]

Tori: [wearing dark grey]

Michael: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 25

Ivy: I've been considering the possibility that Harleen Quinzel is a figment of my imagination.

Ivy: This is probably because I fail to understand how someone with a personality like hers could survive in this shitty world.

Ivy: And also because I fail to understand why someone with a personality like hers would take any interest in a misanthropic, pessimistic asshole like myself.

[skittering-rats]

i used an incorrect quote generator with solitaire characters