incorrect-sunflower-sibs
Meg please stop biting people
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Sometimes family is a feral demigod, the fallen sun, and the menagerie of fun friends they make along the way.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 2 days ago
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Artemis: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Apollo: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Apollo: I didn’t hear it.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 3 days ago
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Meg: Apollo? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Lester: It’s fine, I'll stop twice on the way back.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 4 days ago
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Meg: You're ignoring all your problems.
Lester: I know.
Meg: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Lester: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 5 days ago
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Lester: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Lester, side-eyeing Meg: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 4 months ago
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Meg: *Pulls back curtain while Lester is showering* Hey, are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of Cheetos?
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Lester: Honestly at this point they should just euthanize me.
Lester: My stomach ache went away I retract my earlier statement.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Apollo: I’m not interested in this glory through combat anymore. I do not want to be part of this shit.
Apollo: On the battlefield again.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Lester: So tired of losing three pints of blood everyday.
Meg: Why don’t you just stop then.
Lester: Thank you for your advice I’ll take that into consideration.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Lester: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.
Frank: I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kind of creature that’s cool, we don’t want you getting left out!
Lester (sobbing): Thank you, Frank.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Apollo: Dad just found my BTS poster.
Calliope: Who’s his favorite?
Apollo: Probably my sister I think.
Apollo: Oh you meant his favorite BTS member, my bad I didn’t ask.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 6 months ago
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Reyna: So what are your pronouns?
Lester: What do you mean my pronouns?
Reyna: They’re indicative of but not exclusive to your gender identity
Lester: Stop swearing at me.
Reyna: Can I refer to you with they/them?
Lester: But my name is Apollo
Reyna, to Meg: What pronouns do you use for Apollo?
Meg: Oh, well he mainly responds to he/him, but you can also just call him loser.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.
Apollo: *sigh*
Apollo: Go get my wallet.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Meg: I filled your temple with a fog machine.
Apollo: Why would you do that?
Meg: Idk I’m bored.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Lester: Hey-
Olujime: I have a partner.
Lester: you deserve two partners.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Lavinia: Do you play any sports?
Lester: I run away from my feelings.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Artemis: This guy just asked me out.
Apollo: Free dinner!
Artemis: Apollo, I don’t like guys.
Apollo: But you like dinner.
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 11 months ago
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Lester: Short people be like: small
Meg: when I get my hands on a shrink ray, you will be my first victim
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