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Meg: *Pulls back curtain while Lester is showering* Hey, are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of Cheetos?
#s: twitter#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#meg mccaffrey#lester papadopoulos
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Lester: Honestly at this point they should just euthanize me.
Lester: My stomach ache went away I retract my earlier statement.
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Apollo: I’m not interested in this glory through combat anymore. I do not want to be part of this shit.
Apollo: On the battlefield again.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#This is just Troy actually
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Lester: So tired of losing three pints of blood everyday.
Meg: Why don’t you just stop then.
Lester: Thank you for your advice I’ll take that into consideration.
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Lester: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.
Frank: I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kind of creature that’s cool, we don’t want you getting left out!
Lester (sobbing): Thank you, Frank.
#s: twitter#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#Frank zhang#get yourself besties that don’t care when you’re a lil bit eldritch and strange <3
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Apollo: Dad just found my BTS poster.
Calliope: Who’s his favorite?
Apollo: Probably my sister I think.
Apollo: Oh you meant his favorite BTS member, my bad I didn’t ask.
#s: twitter#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#calliope Greek mythology
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Reyna: So what are your pronouns?
Lester: What do you mean my pronouns?
Reyna: They’re indicative of but not exclusive to your gender identity
Lester: Stop swearing at me.
Reyna: Can I refer to you with they/them?
Lester: But my name is Apollo
Reyna, to Meg: What pronouns do you use for Apollo?
Meg: Oh, well he mainly responds to he/him, but you can also just call him loser.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey#reyna ramirez arellano#he’s just a lil bean#that’s all
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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.
Apollo: *sigh*
Apollo: Go get my wallet.
#s: tumblr#the best part is Meg is definitely rich from whatever she inherited of the triumvirates estate#but as long as she’s with Apollo she’s not paying for shit#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Meg: I filled your temple with a fog machine.
Apollo: Why would you do that?
Meg: Idk I’m bored.
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Lester: Hey-
Olujime: I have a partner.
Lester: you deserve two partners.
#s: tumblr#I know I just posted an Olujime post but this fit too well#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa olujime
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Lavinia: Do you play any sports?
Lester: I run away from my feelings.
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Artemis: This guy just asked me out.
Apollo: Free dinner!
Artemis: Apollo, I don’t like guys.
Apollo: But you like dinner.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#pjo artemis
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Lester: Short people be like: small
Meg: when I get my hands on a shrink ray, you will be my first victim
#s: tumblr#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Lester: Gods, it’s 10pm. What next, 11pm?
Lester, an hour later: well guess what just fucking happened!
#s: tumblr#Lester is so time blind it’s hilarious#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos
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Artemis: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!!!
Apollo, holding Frank: You should always assume I’m gonna adopt another kid.
#s: bob’s burgers#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#pjo artemis#artemis says this like she is not .2 seconds away from adopting half her hunters
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Apollo: Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called "ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg" from a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Kahndaq.
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Lester: Do you like cats?
Olujime: Yeah
Lester: *Tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa olujime
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