#clark kent is a himbo

[ijustthinkhesneat]

Okay but…. Bruce and Clark’s civilian personas lowkey loving their superhero counterparts before they learn each others identities? Like Superman and Batman, barely functional coworkers, that are lowkey in love but can’t say it, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne? Clark eat the rich Kent and Bruce how many sides does a triangle have Wayne? No. But like Clark just is like I love Batman he’s so smart and mysterious and his voice is so sexy and etc. And Bruce is like I want Superman to be the father of my many, many children.

Brucie is being interviewed on a yacht in a tiny speedo acting like the giggly bimbo he is on the inside. Clark Kent, a sweet midwestern boy who thinks billionaires should die, is not living his best life in this interview. Like Bruce is shamelessly flirting talking about how big and strong Clark looks, obligatory corn shucking innuendo and finally Clark is on his final question and is just like “So what do you think of Superman?”

He notices a change in Bruce, hears his heart pick up just a tiny amount, notices his eyes dilate ever so slightly. Even smells the tiniest hormonal shift. And Bruce is just “I think he is the best thing that’s ever happened to this planet.” And says he wishes Batman had his empathy and sense of humanity.

Bruce starts reading the daily planet religiously cause of the pretty farm boy with the familiar jawline he just can’t place and reads an article by Clark gushing about Batman, how he fights against corruption and makes Gotham a safer place. How he is an unbeatable genius and Superman could learn from his strategic methodology.

Fast forword a few months it’s a boring JLA meeting and Clark just can’t help it. He is seated across from Batman who looks busy brooding and just has to know. He can’t wait another minute longer to know and if it’s just a tiny peek it won’t hurt anyone. And his brain just stops working. He sees the absolute image of beauty that is Brucie the bimbo boi Wayne. Is just can’t even imagine. And then he he’s like does he know? He said all those nice things about me in that interview? Meanwhile Bruce is watching Superman be shocked and is like what is this dumb beautiful puppy man up to now and a few strands of Clark’s hair fall in his face and it just clicks. Bruce needs to use all his willpower to not have his jaw hit the floor. The pretty farm boy who writes the most insightful articles in about the corporate world is Superman and he is 5ft away.

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #26

Everyone gets a mark on their wrist when they turn 15. Clark Kent gets a weird mark that looks like a wispy D with a small P in it, he has no idea what it means…

Danny Fenton Gets a weird S… his mom sees it whispers something about zero day and tells him to cover it up and never show it to anyone.

Years pass and Clark is gearing up for his internship with his friend Jimmy. Danny had been on the run from the GIW for years after his parents found out his secret, he finds himself in metropolis, what happens when the new superhero Superman has his soul mark?

Danny feels conflicted, everything else his parents taught him were false, was his soul-mark one of them?

[bixels]

Rewatched 1978 Superman and remembered how much of a total dreamboat Christopher Reeve is, both as Clark Kent and Superman.

[shirpowbra]

applause for the biggest himbo out there

based on this iconic meme:

[superbat-love]

After Batman revealed his identity as Bruce Wayne to the Justice League, several members were seen scrolling through their social media feeds and watching videos of Bruce Wayne dancing to popular trends with horrified fascination and disbelief. Not Clark though, he’s busy filming Bruce (nobody knows Bruce’s good camera angles better than him and he’s also smoother than any drone) then sending those videos to Barbara who’s helping to curate Bruce’s social media accounts.

[sassylittlecanary]

People are acting like himbo!Clark Kent (aka “actually smart but still awkward, sweet, and hunky”) is new because of MAWS, as though all these versions don’t exist—

He’s almost always portrayed as a big, sweet, lovable guy who can be awkward and nervous just like anybody else but who’s also competent and brave when helping others. That’s just Clark.

[moaachi]

Way to use the super-speed

Redraw of this:

[pineapplejayden]

Everyone is talking about how Lois looks like Luz or Lance.

But then my ass is sitting in front of the screen and all I can see is this:

[wow-wow-wubbsy]

Clark Kent is like that swole teddy bear plush

Also featuring a very tiny Lois because they are the embodiment of "big wholesome and tiny feral"

Based on this post where I already added my drawing, but I thought I'd make a separate post too.

[batfamfucker]

My absolute favourite Superbat trope is both of them knowing Clark could literally kill Bruce in a heartbeat, but both of them knowing he never would.

Despite the awareness of this power, Bruce trusts Clark.

Bruce gets off on knowing the most powerful being in the world is wrapped around his finger, beck and call. His ever paranoid brain never fully convinced that Clark couldn't just turn. A bad day, a biological beckoning, maybe he's a damn sleeper agent. Or maybe he could just get carried away and grip Bruce during a wave of pleasure he has no control over, and break him.

But all those thoughts are cut short and fears ignored whenever he looks at Clark. His smiling face, his glinting eyes. The fluffiness of his hair. The scrunch of his eyebrows when he's writing, the frustrated click of his tongue when he can’t think of a word.

His genuine clumsiness. Tripping over his own feet. Sat down and managing to miss his mouth, coffee spilling down his shirt. The soft avoidance of curses due to Southern manners, and their Bruce's children being present.

The most gentle of touches when he interacts with the kids, just in case.

Likewise, Clark enjoys knowing the ever paranoid Batman is willing to succumb to him because he trusts him. The man who has a contigency plans for his darn contingency plans.

The man who won't let anyone know when he's injured after a battle because it's a sign of vulnerability he can't allow. Yet his eyes will find Superman's. Only partly because he knows Kal-El would be able to see the extent of his injuries even if Batman tried to convince him they weren't there. Mostly, because the only times he'll cross Batman's boundaries is when it's a matter of care for Bruce's wellbeing. That look that Batman sends him is an admittance of needing help. He'd never say it. The look is enough.

Kal will quite visibly and unashamedly use his powers against Bruce, willing to see what Bruce tries to deter everyone else from. Then, still against Batman's wishes, he'll overpower him. Drag him away from the battle and somewhere he can recover. It's one of the few instances where he'd use his strength as an advantage and Bruce knows that. Bruce trusts him not to do it for any other intention. Bruce makes Clark feel human in a world that likes to remind him that he's not.

Clark would never hurt a damn fly but he could. But Bruce knows him.

[ijustthinkhesneat]

So don’t get me wrong I love Henry Cavil’s Superman , but I’ve always imagined Clark to be like less human…

First off I think Clark’s proportions would be just like a little to perfect. Like the silhouette of a bodybuilder but like if you look to long the proportions are just barely not human. Like his chest with verse his waist is chest a little to broad and his waist is just a little to thin. His muscles are like way too aesthetic for someone how doesn’t hit the gym. His arms are maybe just a few centimeters beyond what is normal. the cleft in his chin is a little to deep, his hair doesn’t move enough when the wind is blowing, his skin looks like it’s from an Instagram filter. Like chad but from the uncanny valley.

I also love the slightly feral Kryptonian interpretations. His canines are too long and look like fangs, his finger nails grow to sharp tips, he has reflective eyes.

Like he is objectively not human looking if you look for too long but everyone ignores it because Clark is such a sweet silly midwestern boy who is objectively attractive and there is nothing strange about him at all!

[invisible-pink-toast]

himbo's in question:

[hayleysayshay]

“My adventures with Superman Clark Kent isn’t stupid so he can’t be a himbo” yes that is a smart man but he’s stupid socially so it still counts he is a himbo

[z-1-wolfe]

hehe sooperman

[goldenvulpine]

You ever see a fandom agree that a character is a dumb himbo/bimbo just because said character is polite and a good person? Like, the assumption being that since they’re strong and polite, they must be dumb and goofy?

any examples? Because I think I’m watching Tumblr pretend Superman is a Himbo for exactly this reason. But it must also happen to some female characters too.

[rovethings]

This is a matter of life and death please help me