#buzzfeed unsolved quotes

[must-have-been-a-potato]

how to flirt ith you former god 101:

[praisingshane]

Good Omens as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes

[fog-and-rust]

Time for BuzzFeed Unsolved references

[incorrectbatfam]

[trying to summon a demon at a haunted house]

Jason: If you want to eat my heart turn that light on!

*nothing happens*

Tim: I think the demon's a wimp.

Dick: You both have lost your minds.

Tim: Wanna lie on the Pentagram?

Jason: Hell yeah.

Jason: *lays on the Pentagram*

Jason: Here we go.

Dick: You're crazy.

Jason: Rock and roll buckaroo!

[rebelsafoot]

direct dialogue from silence in the library

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Inquisitor Lavellan: I always saw Solas as like a kind of funny little man. Rook: He's a fucking criminal, Inquisitor.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

"- You ever try to hack Buzzfeed? - All the time."

-Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej, Mystery Files ("The Maniacal TV Hijacking of Max Headroom")

[epicwaitwhat]

Odysseus: This is the worst, this is the worst

Hermes: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*

[ndekvart]

“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”

This is THEIR incorrect quote.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2562

Ghoul Boys self care! (Dialogue from wrd_vbs on twitter.)

Alternate panels because I couldn't decide:

[psstwantsomecheese]

Maglor: Maybe the real silmarils were the friends we made along the way

Maedhros: No, I want my fucking rocks

[daimadiamante]

Dazai: When I'm murdered, can you guarantee that I become an unsolved case? Chuuya: What? Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Chuuya: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I'm murdered"?

[7ndipity]

Y/n: don’t jump to conclusions

Taehyung: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Don’t jump to conclusions.

Mikey: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.

[deadboyquotes]

Charles, about a suspect: I always saw him as a kind of funny little man.

Edwin: He’s a fucking criminal, Charles.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

[in the Necropolis] Lucanis and Taash: This is the worst! This is the worst! Emmrich and Mourn Watch!Rook: [singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly]