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Incorrect Legendborn Quotes
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Robber: What do you have?
Alice: A walletful of student debt.
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Bree: I know you dated Tor, but everyone’s allowed to make mistakes right?
Sel: You sound like my conscience.
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Alice: I’m so sorry, I was just trying to help, I didn’t mean for you to be in danger.
Bree: Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.
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Bree: His fatal flaw is hubris.
Whitty: That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
Bree: No, Whitty, that’s hummus. Hubris is much worse.
Whitty: What could be worse than hummus?
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Russ: That building is like 5 Felicity away and we’re at least 14 Felicity high.
Felicity: Please don’t use me as a system of measurement.
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Sel: Newsflash, I have no plan. Everything I’ve done in the past three… maybe five years has been me making stuff up as I go along.
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Sel: You played me like a fiddle.
Erebus: No no, Selwyn. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Nick: The real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.
Alice: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.
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Bree: Bonjour, Valec. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Valec: No, I don’t want to sleep with you.
Bree: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Nick, looking at Sel and Bree: They make a great couple, don’t they?
Alice: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Sel: If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.
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Nick: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.
William: Yeah, I know.
Nick: What do you mean you know?
William: Look at you.
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Nick: In my defense, William, I was the only one saying “stop hitting”.
*earlier, during Sel and Bree’s fight*
Nick: Stop hitting! Kicking him will hurt more!
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Sel: I only work in black! And sometimes very, very dark gray!
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Sel: Nick, what’s your plan for dealing with this?
Nick: Well, plan A is what I call “Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away”.
Sel: Thats it? What the hell is plan B?
Nick: Plan B is to keep trying plan A.
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Valec: Hello, people who do not live here.
Bree: Hi.
Alice: Hey.
Sel: Hello.
William: Hey!
Valec: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Nick: We were out of Doritos.
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Sel: This is no time for your shenanigans!
Bree: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a highjink.
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