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Incorrect Legendborn Quotes
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Nick: Remeber when Bree made that romantic dinner for me?
Sel: She microwaved you a pizza.
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Sel: Don’t. Say. A. Word.
Nick:
Nick: Fergalicious.
Sel: I said not a word!
Nick: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago when we’re playing scrabble, it not a word. Now suddenly it’s a word because its convinient to you!
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Bree: So I got kicked off patrol because I am apparently “a liablity” and “reckless” and “Briana”. That’s just my name but you should’ve heard Sel’s tone.
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Valec: We do this the old fashioned way.
Valec: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*
Bree: How did you make that so fast?
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Bree: I’m doomed!
Valec: Well, you lived a good life, right?
Bree: I’m only seventeen!
Valec: I said good, not long.
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William: Bree’s injured.
Bree: I’m not injured, I’m just lightly stabbed.
Sel: I’m sorry, YOU WERE STABBED?!
Bree: LIGHTLY stabbed!
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Sel: Look. I know that from the outside it seems like I have everything together.
William: No, not really.
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Sel: Are you two frying marbles?
Pete: We’re testing to see if the smoke detector works.
Fitz: It doesn’t.
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Nick: Get kidnappped. You’ll find out how your real friends are. I promise that.
Bree: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one…
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Bree: Is he always like this when he loses?
Nick: Oh yeah, you should’ve seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2017.
Sel: FITZ BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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The gang: Trick or treat!
Valec: *pulls out a deck of cards*
Valec: I’ve got a trick.
Bree: I mean… we’d prefer a treat.
Valec: Then get the fuck of my property.
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Nick: Battle axe!
William: Upper cut!
Alice: Disembowelment!
Sel: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was “mama”.
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Tor: I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong.
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Felicity: Someone keeps eating my yogurt!
Sar, eating yogurt: What kind of yogurt?
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Bree: We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.
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Sel: Do you trust me?
Alice: No.
Sel: Me neither.
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Evan: When you’ve been in the order as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Sar: Navy blue isn’t your colour.
Evan: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick!
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