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“Language and dance aren’t quantized! You don’t dance like a robot! Unless you’re doing the robot!” -my music professor

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Why is Sesame Street better than our elected leaders

Anyway Bigbird 2024

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Fine I’ll do it. I’ll be speaker of the house

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CalArts is asking me for a donation before I’ve even graduated

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I truly believe that trumps true calling was to do standup but his family made him go into the family business

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Banana bread hours

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For my Jewish friends who’ve never attended a Catholic mass, imagine Yom Kippur but with more judgmental people every Sunday

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fucking it up at the Stephen wise temple 8pm Erev Yom Kippur services

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It is big soup hours

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I am losing my mind at the Lauren Boebert Finger-blasting at the National Touring Production of Beatlejuice story

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i forgot the word for carabiner so i just searched lesbian key attachment and it was the first result

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The only thing that brings me joy anymore is CATS

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Somebody should put a trap beat under the Cats overture

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La La Land is just a worse version of The Muppets (2011) send tweet

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A key part of my identity is being a dumbass

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thinkin about my crap game in the sewers

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Netflix - $13

Disney+ - $7

Hulu - $9

Prime - $9

Showtime - $11

The Biltmore Garage to hold a craps game - $1000

STARZ - $9

Cutting the cord was supposed to save us how much??