#source: cobra kai

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Got any lighter fluid? Stiles: ... No, why? Derek: I came up with a new lesson for the betas today, I'm calling it "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire." So I'm gonna need a frying pan, too.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive and forget something like that!

Sel:

Bree: Except you. You and I are cool.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Jesus kid, we have to get you to a hospital!

Ben: Oh, it’s just a flesh wound

Eddie: Yeah but it’s like all your flesh!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Life isn't always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel, and that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourself."

-Astarion, probably

[angelofthenight]

You: I don’t care if Wanda is the Scarlet Witch!

You, to Stephen and America: I’d kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Stiles, we need to get you trained up in hand-to-hand combat. Are you free tomorrow?

Stiles: Are you asking me that as my boyfriend or as my alpha?

Derek: As your boyfriend.

Stiles: I’m busy.

Derek: Okay, as your alpha.

Stiles: I’m… sick?

(source)

[dewying-my-best]

Confusious: That building is, like, 4 Topher away and we're at least 14 Topher high. Topher: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: That guy tried to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.

Jonathan: ...

Geoffrey: Except you. You and I, we're good.

[incorrect-hgs]

Harkone: Alright now whoever finishes this challenge first gets the great honor of leading class all next week.

Students:

Harkone: …and you can choose what flavor of Gatorade I buy next.

Students: [perk up]

Rosemary: Hell yeah! Hope you guys like Glacier Cherry!

[punkquotes]

Johnny: [drop kicks Richie, knocking him down] Should’ve seen Cobra Kai. Could’ve been a badass

Richie: [picks up a book and hits Johnny in the head]

[Johnny’s KO’ed]

Richie: [gets up] who’s badass now?

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, darkly: Theo threatened to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.

Derek: :(

Stiles: Except you. You and I, we're good.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Russ: That building is like 5 Felicity away and we’re at least 14 Felicity high.

Felicity: Please don’t use me as a system of measurement.

[raviposting]

[Love] doesn't get smaller when there's new love for a new person. (x)

[robbyykeene]

I actually really like robby and tory together even though I initially thought I wouldn’t, but their relationship is pretty unhealthy. the reason robby is so unbalanced without tory is because she is maybe the only person in his life who truly loves him and believes in him. so when he loses that, it only highlights the absence of it in the rest of his life and unravels every other aspect of his life and the relationships within it. and i just know that we are likely going to be forced to watch miguel and johnny give him “tough love” when he inevitably underperforms in the tournament—and im sure it will work—but it will also be unsatisfying as a viewer because robby doesn’t need tough love, he just needs actual love. he needs to be prioritized by the adults around him and supported unconditionally, even when he fails.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Korgan: You got a death wish, kid?

Haer'Dalis: Not wishing for it, just not afraid of it. Some people can't tell the difference.

[seeker-of-stories19]

Miguel: Guys help I think I might be bisexual

Eli: How’s that’s possible you either speak the language or you don’t???

Tory: That’s bilingual you fucking moron