#source: cobra kai

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Got any lighter fluid? Stiles: ... No, why? Derek: I came up with a new lesson for the betas today, I'm calling it "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire." So I'm gonna need a frying pan, too.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive and forget something like that!

Sel:

Bree: Except you. You and I are cool.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Life isn't always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel, and that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourself."

-Astarion, probably

[angelofthenight]

You: I don’t care if Wanda is the Scarlet Witch!

You, to Stephen and America: I’d kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Stiles, we need to get you trained up in hand-to-hand combat. Are you free tomorrow?

Stiles: Are you asking me that as my boyfriend or as my alpha?

Derek: As your boyfriend.

Stiles: I’m busy.

Derek: Okay, as your alpha.

Stiles: I’m… sick?

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[After the fight in the debrief room]

[Hangman's cell phone chimes]

Coyote: Is that Rooster? He finally text back?

Hamgman: Yeah. Says he wants to, uh, talk tonight.

Payback: *hisses*

Coyote: What did he say exactly?

Hangman: “We should talk tonight”.

Payback: What? It says, “We should talk”? Oh, brother, you're in deep.

Hangman: He's right. We should talk. Last time we spoke, we had a fight.

Coyote: Yeah, but "We should talk" is code for "I want to break up."

Hangman: *panicking* What? It is?

Payback: Not necessarily. Maybe Rooster does just wanna talk?

Coyote: No, no. We need more information. Uh, we should send a trial balloon. Something that puts the ball in his court. "Can't wait to see you tonight." Um, "How are you?"

Payback: That's good.

Coyote: Right?

Payback: Yeah.

Coyote: Yeah. It's gonna be fine. It's fine.

Hangman: *glances at them with a worried look*

~~~

[Rooster's cell phone chimes and Rooster shows the message to Bob and Phoenix]

Phoenix: *chuckles* Desperate. But cute. He knows he's in deep sh*t.

Rooster: I just... I feel like things have been off lately. There's so much I wanna say. Maybe I should just... lay it all out?

Phoenix: No! No, less is more.

Bob: I'm with Nat. It's better to have these conversations in person.

Phoenix: *typing on Rooster's smartphone* Mm-hm. Keep it short, not sweet.

Rooster: *reading the text out loud* "I'm okay."

Rooster: Should I add a smiley face or something?

Phoenix: No!

Bob: Definitely.

Rooster: *sighs*

~~~

[Hangman's cell phone chimes and they read the message]

Hangman: *sighs*

Payback: *pats Hangman on his back*

Coyote: *grimaces* That's bad. There's not even an emoji!

[dewying-my-best]

Confusious: That building is, like, 4 Topher away and we're at least 14 Topher high. Topher: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: That guy tried to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.

Jonathan: ...

Geoffrey: Except you. You and I, we're good.

[lab-trash]

Rudy, trying to recruit: We teach anyone who identifies as female to embrace their queenly strength, and tear down the neo-masculine hierarchy to confront internalized sexism.

Sloane: Sounds inclusive. But what about non-binary and gender fluid?

Rudy: Yes, fluids are crucial. If you don't hydrate, it affects performance.

Sloane: *Laughs*

Kim: *Laughs* And he’s funny!

[incorrect-hgs]

Harkone: Alright now whoever finishes this challenge first gets the great honor of leading class all next week.

Students:

Harkone: …and you can choose what flavor of Gatorade I buy next.

Students: [perk up]

Rosemary: Hell yeah! Hope you guys like Glacier Cherry!

[incorrectdexhamiltonquotes]

Dex: I'm looking for someone to train with, are you busy? Zap: Are you asking me that as a friend or as my boss? Dex: As a friend? Zap: I'm busy. Dex: Okay, as your boss. Zap: I'm sick.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, darkly: Theo threatened to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.

Derek: :(

Stiles: Except you. You and I, we're good.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: Jesus Sel, we have to get you to William!

Sel: Oh, it’s just a flesh wound.

Bree: Yeah but it’s like all your flesh!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Korgan: You got a death wish, kid?

Haer'Dalis: Not wishing for it, just not afraid of it. Some people can't tell the difference.

[punkquotes]

Johnny: [drop kicks Richie, knocking him down] Should’ve seen Cobra Kai. Could’ve been a badass

Richie: [picks up a book and hits Johnny in the head]

[Johnny’s KO’ed]

Richie: [gets up] who’s badass now?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles, darkly: Theo threatened to kill me once. You don’t forget or forgive something like that.

Derek: :(

Stiles: Except you. You and I, we’re good.

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