#butter lettuce each

[organicdeliverysydney]

Butter Lettuce Each

Buy butter lettuce each online from organic delivery Sydney.

[soulsxng]

Send 🔥 for Muse A to attempt roasting Muse B. Orin to Cyrus

@arcxnumvitae | Multimuse grapevine | No longer accepting!

"Whaaaat, I can't do that to Cy, it's like kicking a puppy. Okay, okay, lemme think for a minute...uhhm. Cyrus, you...oh! You eat cereal like a freak. Though you do it with other stuff too, I guess. That whole 'I don't like my food to be soggy' thing. You're weird. Just eat right away instead of dicking around!"

"Th-that's not...that weird..." It was weird, and he knew it. When he eats cereal, he pours the cereal in a bowl, and milk in a separate cup. Then he takes a bite of cereal, sip of milk. Bite of cereal, sip of milk. "It makes me gag when my food is all...mushy when it gets in my mouth, when I'm expecting something crunchy or crispy!"

[swarm-of-polls-in-a-trench-coat]

Wanted to try a fun challenge, so let's build a sandwich! It should have roughly even amounts of ingredients, probably less of the condiments than the other things. And 2 pieces of bread.

Feel free to help each other out in the tags!

[foodfightbrackets]

Picky Eater Disliked Food Bracket

I saw this image going around and decided to open this blog I'd make polls about it!

I'm going to start with this list (minus ranch dressing, because it's pretty much unknown outside the USA), but I'm accepting submissions for more. The winner of each poll will be the most disliked food item.

Current list of contestants: Blue Cheese, Canned Tuna, Chicken, Coffee, Cooked Fish, Crab, Grapes, Ketchup, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Nutella spread, Oysters, Peanut Butter, Raw Fish, Shrimp, Snails (Escargot), Sourdough Bread, Soy Sauce, Tea, Vinegar, Carrots, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Cabbage, Cauliflower, Asparagus, Beef, Turkey, pork, Liver, Brussel Sprouts, Dark Chocolate, Garlic, Lettuce, Broccoli, Zucchini, Coconut, Onions, White Chocolate, Tofu, Avocado, Oranges, Grapefruit, Raisins, Strawberries, Apples, Wheat Bread, Celery, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Beets, Watermelon, Cottage Cheese, Pickles, Peas, Pineapple, Bananas, Milk, Olives, Yogurt, Green Beans, Lima Beans, Quinoa, Shrimp, Honey

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Bread Debut: Miitopia

Hey, everyone, look! It's Bread! Did you know? Bread is the best thing since sliced bread. Some of you might argue that Bread is sliced bread but consider: Bread is an enemy in a Video's Game. Can sliced bread say that? I didn't think so.

Bread is one of the very first enemies encountered in Peculia, and from this first encounter, the theme of the world becomes immediately apparent: Funny! Yes the game has been funny up to this point, but this is the Funny world, so they need to show you some especially funny enemies to make that clear. Enter Bread! And also Running Nose, who is also delightful and might get its own post someday.

But not today, Buster! Today is Bread's time to shine! Despite how wacky it is, Bread is a pretty standard enemy. All it can do is float up to you and tackle you. Nary a Special Attack to be seen! But that's okay, I think. Even without any condiments, Bread adds flavor to the game! Unless the eyeballs count as a condiment? Maybe if you're Shrek.

For some reason, the Miitopia Wiki has these descriptions for every enemy that don't exist anywhere in-game and are completely made up. Personally I think we shouldn't be insulting the Darker Lord for using their imagination. I think it was an inspired choice of them to make Bread into an enemy. Some of us would benefit from taking each others' eyes and putting them on random everyday objects to create new and exciting monsters. You know, for perspective. Maybe one of us can even become the living forks in Miitopia 2!

Now, as you're probably aware, Miitopia is an RPG, and every good RPG's bread and butter is introducing Stronger Color Variations. But alas, Miitopia does not have Buttered Bread, nor does it have Wheat Bread, Burnt Bread, or Very Lightly Toasted Bread...

...Because it goes above and beyond!

Meet Ham Sandwich! More than a mere Stronger Color Variation, Ham Sandwich not only gets two slices of grilled bread, but also Ham and Cheese! And lettuce. There's also lettuce.

Unlike Bread, Ham Sandwich does in fact get a Special Attack, called Wide Attack, which as the name implies, is a Wide Attack that can hit three Miis at once.

...Okay, it's not really that special, but is getting attacked by Ham Sandwich not special enough for you already? You gotta savor the occasion.

But remember to make room for dessert! Today's dessert? A Bread Sandwich! This is "Traveler" Bread, which takes the Dugtrio approach of giving us three slices of Bread at once! The more, the merrier, I say! And if that wasn't enough for you, "Traveler" Bread is a BOSS FIGHT!

Traveler Bread takes a page out of Ham Sandwich's book, once again getting the Wide Attack, but unlike Ham Sandwich, it gets TWO turns, meaning it can hit three Miis at twice! And that's it really. A small change to the Bread formula, sure, but it's okay. It's hard to improve upon perfection.

And that's it for the post. BEGONE!

[thefoodnearme]

Ultimate Smashburger Stack Recipe

Ingredients:

1 lb ground beef (80/20 blend)

4 burger buns

4 slices of cheddar cheese

1 cup shredded lettuce

4 slices of tomato

4 pickle slices

1 small onion, thinly sliced

2 tbsp butter, melted

1 tbsp olive oil

Salt and pepper to taste

Special Sauce: ½ cup mayonnaise, 2 tbsp ketchup, 1 tbsp mustard, 1 tsp pickle juice

Instructions:

Preheat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over high heat.

Divide beef into 4 balls, season with salt and pepper. Smash each ball onto the skillet with a spatula.

Cook each patty for 2 minutes per side; add cheese and let melt.

Toast buns with melted butter.

Assemble: Spread sauce on bun, layer lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, patty, and top bun. Serve hot.

[gremlin-girly]

The Green Collection

Welcome to the Green collection 💚

WARNING: Now, my blog is 18+ but for a warning, this entire collection is about consuming cannabis and fucking. Just so ya know. If that's not your bread and butter (or if you are a minor) please do not read. I am also not super knowledgeable on the subject... this is just my brain + google <3

Each fic is named after (you guessed it) weed.

The WIP poll went out and Ari won the first story... kicking off the new year correctly 😌 if you want to join my taglist drop me a dm!

Weed Dividers by @/kodaswrld here | MDNI/ Banners by @/saradika-graphics

Story banners for each are by me, sourced on Pinterest, Google and Canva and made in Canva

Navigation

Pot

Ari Levinson x f!reader

Summary: You go to your friend's dealer and get the deal of a lifetime.

Word count: 3.9k

Space Cakes

Jake Jensen x f!curvy!reader

Summary: After eating two brownies, Jake goes on a trip with you by his side.

Word count: 4.8k

Grass

Curtis Everett x f!reader

Summary: Your roomie convinces you to take a hit, leading to some fun in the kitchen.

Hash ('Stache)

Lloyd Hansen x f!reader

Summary: You ate an edible without knowing what it was and Lloyd teases your for it.

Bud

Ransom Drysdale x f!reader (established relationship)

Summary: You and Ransom spend a weekend getting high together.

Wacky Tobacky

Steve Rogers x f!quiet!reader x Bucky / Stucky x reader

Summary: You're usually a quiet, almost shy, person but after doing a blunt rotation with two super soldiers on a dare, they get more than they bargained for.

Devil's Lettuce

Dean Winchester x f!reader

Cigarettes & Feelings

Bucky x f!reader

When I get low, I get high

Steve Rogers x f!reader

[pinkchampagne]

♡ 365 Soft ♡

Pink Champagne's Personal Development Plan

updated december 6, 2024

this is my version of 75 Hard, modified for a realistic approach to long-term personal development and self-improvement. though i was inspired by the structure of 75 Hard, this isn't a short-term challenge. i've organized this plan as a lifestyle blueprint that can be continued for longer than 75 days.

unlike a crash diet or a challenge intended to be started and stopped over and over again, this set of guidelines can be easily implemented into one's life, and here’s why:

i will not lie and say i don't care about physical appearance, but the focus of this strategy is to feel better and improve overall health. my plan explicitly outlines which foods to gravitate towards and which to cut back on. there are no bad foods; this is just what works for me.

crash diets and workout challenges might produce the superficial results you want, but implementing a health strategy that focuses on the big picture is more beneficial in the long run. i’m easing into it, allowing cheat days, and not setting a 75-day timeline. give yourself grace and celebrate your wins.

i love the basic concept and structure of 75 Hard, however, progress pictures are generally most helpful for those who are trying to improve their physical appearance. since this is a long-term plan prioritizing health over appearance, i replaced this section with one on consistency in general, focusing on routines and habits. i also added a self care section because that’s extremely important to me. i will continue updating this post.

with healthy habits comes a healthy body and mind. take care of yourself and you will reap the benefits, mentally and physically.

🫧 DIET

alcohol:

weekends only

never alone

water between drinks

no shots/shooters/bombs etc.

5 drink limit

be mindful of who you're with; do they encourage good habits/behavior?

cut back on the following significantly:

sugar

dairy

carbs

red meat

processed foods

caffeine

exceptions: feta, parmesan, greek yogurt, kefir, mayo, bacon, honey, matcha, celcius

notes:

begin taking marine collagen and chlorophyll for skin and hygiene

increase fruits and veggies: romaine lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers are my focus right now.

increase protein intake: chickpeas, peanut butter, eggs, black beans.

honorable mentions: oats, blueberries, avocado, sweet potato, carrots, broccoli, spinach, kale, white meat, kombucha

🫧 WATER

100 oz a day. i'm purchasing a brita faucet filter and a new water bottle to encourage this goal.

🫧 WORKOUT ROUTINE

mondays, wednesdays, fridays:

30 donkey kicks, each side

30 fire hydrants, each side

3x

tuesdays & thursdays:

30 second plank

30 second side plank, each side

30 crunches

3x

notes:

sometimes i do my ab workout on saturday or sunday as well to get a third one in.

i plan on working cardio and physical therapy exercises into this routine eventually.

i’m thinking of purchasing a home pilates reformer!

🫧 SELF CARE

skin

wash face twice a day + use zit stickers

rhassoul clay/charcoal/honey face masks

sheet masks

actually use my quartz roller

ice roller, gua sha, steamer

red light therapy!!

body

exfoliating body scrub

first aid beauty kp bump eraser for legs

glycolic acid for legs + under arms

pumice stones for feet

misc.

continue getting hair cut every month and a half

be more consistent with brow waxing

get rid of old clothes + build new wardrobe

🫧 KNOWLEDGE AND GROWTH

daily podcast playlist

personal development podcasts & youtube - listen to at least one ep/vid a day

date yourself instead podcast – lyss boss

hail yes podcast

hailey gamba on youtube

thewizardliz on youtube

tam kaur youtube + self obsessed podcast

books - 30 minutes a day

freedom is a constant struggle - angela davis

a people's history of the united states - howard zinn

i'm taking book and podcast recs!

🫧 CONSISTENCY

follow budget

follow morning, evening, bedtime, and weekend routines

meal prep for weekday lunches: couscous salad with chickpeas, feta, sundried tomatoes and white wine vinegar + lemon juice dressing

create & post content every day ♡

[ediet-the-right-way]

Sharing from my meal plan Notes to those who need ✨

New Plan - Calories

No Snacks Between Meals

No Grazing

Eat without distraction / Mindfully Eat (when kids are asleep, when you don’t have to get up every ten seconds)

Eat One Bit at a time

Chew each bite 20-30x

Start fast at 5pm / 6pm

End fast at 11am/12pm next day if possible

5 hour eating window, 2 meals a day with 1 snack or 3 meals. Plan emergency snack.

Tea Between Meals

Sleep by 7/8p

Avoid Food Noise

Drink tea

Exercise

Make a protein shake with a lot of ice

Take a bath

Shower / do hair

Prep foods for next day using bento boxes.

Eat at the same time every day. don’t destroy a good routine.

Everything you eat at work, eat the same way at home

If doing Low Carb / Keto

Pre: I’ve never had a good run with keto but for those of you who are trying it, follow guidelines below.

Stay under 1100-1000 Calories

Boiled egg with shrimp

BLT Salad from Keto Cook Book (Lettuce in lieu of bread)

Veggie Egg and Cheese Bake

Examples:

Breakfast: Start at 12p: 470

1 cup egg whites - 133

with S/P/Garlic Powder

1 Egg - 70

2 ozFeta - 80

5 Cherry Tomatoes - 17

Sautéed mushroom and Onion - 50

- OR -

Meal: (Keto) 430

6 oz Steak - 240

1 Egg - 70

1oz Feta - 40

15 Spears Asparagus - 60

4 Cherry Tomatoes - 20

Meal: (Keto) - 367

Salmon - 280

Asparagus - 27

Meal 2: 323

2 Cups Salad Greens - 20

1 tbs skinny girl dressing - 5

4 Cherry tomatoes - 20

1 Cup Shredded Chicken - 170

1/4 Avocado - 58

1 oz Feta - 40

Meal:

2 Turkey Roll Ups

Tomato and 1/2 Avocado Salad

1 Egg

2 Sweet Peppers

With cream cheese

- OR -

Meal: 460

Cottage Cheese Flatbread Pizza

* 1 Cup Cottage Cheese - 180

* 2 Eggs - 140

* Mix , Bake at 350 for 40min

* 2 tbs Pizza Sauce - 40

* Mozzarella or Violife Cheese - 100

- OR -

Meal: 352

2 Cups Salad Greens - 20

1 tbs skinny girl dressing - 5

6 Cherry tomatoes - 20

1/2 Cup Shredded Chicken - 85

1/2 Avocado - 100

1oz Feta - 40

1/4 cup Blueberries - 10

1/4 Cup Strawberries - 12

1/2 tbs Dark Chocolate Chips - 50

Pickled Onions - 10

Snack: Protein Shake

* 1 Scoop Protein Powder - 80

* 2 Tbs PB2 - 60

* 1 Cup Almond Milk - 30

* Ice - 0

-OR-

* 1 tbs Peanut Butter - 98

* Smashed Berries - 50

* On Toast (Dave’s Killer Bread) - 60

- OR -

Pick from one:

My ask is always Open if you need meal ideas ✨

[speedlimit15]

my sandwich

sourdough toasted on the outsides only

very light mayo spread

pan fried smashed garlic

oyster mushrooms fried in leftover garlic oil/butter mix

1 leaf lettuce (romaine, wilted)

Some might say this sandwich is too simple to be enjoyed. however, when each ingredient is treated properly with precision and care this "Sinple" sandwich transforms into feast which rivals and in some cases completely overshadows what is available inpopular sandwixh shops today

[madlori]

Dinners with salmon

Hey fam, just felt like sharing some recent dinners. I've been trying to eat more blood-sugar friendly (lots of protein and fiber, complex carbs, fewer refined carbs, etc). Here are a couple of recent dinners.

I'm also on a bit of a salmon kick. I picked up a couple of pre-seasoned filets at Kroger but honestly it's much cheaper to buy plain filets (you can usually get them for about $5 each - Costco had big flats of them, like 8 for about $30, and they freeze well) and season them yourself. You can put just about anything on salmon. Or nothing at all.

On the left, I had an avocado to use up so I made two avocado toasts when I'd normally just eat one. I like avocado toast on Wasa crispbread. I put a very thin schmeer on it of either goat cheese or cream cheese, hummus in a pinch. Then the sliced avocado, drizzled with lemon olive oil with salt and dill on top.

I've also discovered that salmon is super easy and MUCH tastier in the air fryer! I make a little aluminum foil boat for it to ease cleanup. The one on the left is the preseasoned one. The one on the right I did with about a tbsp of melted butter, garlic salt, ground pepper and smoked paprika. Did it for 10 mins at 390 but it needed a couple more, tbh.

And on the right is a bowl of this week's Dense Bean Salad. I make a big container of it on Sundays and eat from it all week. I usually put it over some broccoli slaw, or shredded lettuce, or other greens. This one is chickpeas, black beans, cucumber, red onion, minced green olives, diced ham, chopped salami and edamame with some dill olive oil. When I eat it, I top it off with a little lemon juice, red wine vinegar, lemon olive oil and sometimes feta (I forgot the feta tonight).

Dense Bean Salad is a great thing to keep on hand. You can get really creative with it and the ingredients are cheap especially if you skip the meat ingredients.

[halucinnate]

Cassie Ainsworth Diet & Workout ꪆৎ!!

“Wow, that’s... gorgeous.” — Cassie

If Cassie Ainsworth had a diet and workout plan, this would be it. Floating through life, living on just enough, and keeping everything light and airy like her.

Diet Plan

Day 1: 500 calories

Breakfast: Black coffee (0 kcal) + 1 rice cake with avocado (90 kcal)

Lunch: Cucumber slices + hummus (50 kcal)

Dinner: Lettuce wrap with deli turkey (60 kcal) + herbal tea (0 kcal)

Snack: 10 frozen grapes (20 kcal)

Day 2: 300 calories

Breakfast: Green tea (0 kcal) + a handful of almonds (70 kcal)

Lunch: Clear vegetable broth (10 kcal) + spinach salad (50 kcal)

Dinner: Zucchini noodles with garlic (40 kcal)

Snack: 5 strawberries (15 kcal)

Day 3: 800 calories

Breakfast: Black coffee (0 kcal) + plain Greek yogurt with frozen berries (80 kcal)

Lunch: Egg white veggie scramble (70 kcal)

Dinner: Grilled fish (150 kcal) + steamed vegetables (50 kcal)

Snack: 1 apple (80 kcal)

Day 4: 400 calories

Breakfast: Herbal tea (0 kcal) + 1 boiled egg (70 kcal)

Lunch: Celery and hummus (40 kcal)

Dinner: Cauliflower rice with salsa (35 kcal) + spinach (7 kcal)

Snack: Frozen blueberries (20 kcal)

Day 5: 200 calories

Breakfast: Green tea (0 kcal)

Lunch: Cucumber slices with lemon (8 kcal)

Dinner: Clear soup (15 kcal)

Day 6: 700 calories

Breakfast: Coffee (0 kcal) + plain Greek yogurt (60 kcal)

Lunch: Salad with mixed greens and balsamic vinegar (50 kcal)

Dinner: Small piece of grilled chicken (150 kcal)

Snack: Rice cake with a thin layer of peanut butter (70 kcal)

Day 7: Fasting (0 calories)

Herbal tea and water all day.

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Workout Plan

Keep it light, just like Cassie. Nothing too intense, only enough to keep the body moving and thin:

30-minute morning walk: Clear your head, just like Cassie.

Standing side crunches: 3 sets of 20 each side (waist slimming).

Yoga: Gentle, flowing moves that keep you lean. 15 minutes of slow stretches.

Plank holds: Start with 30 seconds and build up to a minute. Keep that core tight.

Calf raises: 3 sets of 20 to keep your legs long and lean.

Evening stretching: Finish the day with 10 minutes of soft, slow stretches.

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Benefits

Small Waist: The low-calorie intake keeps your waist tiny, and gentle crunches help you achieve that slim look.

Flat Stomach: The combination of core exercises and light eating keeps bloating down.

Slender Legs: Walking and simple leg workouts elongate without adding bulk.

Light Energy: Like Cassie, you’ll feel weightless, like you’re floating through life.

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“I didn’t eat for three days so I could be lovely.” — Cassie Ainsworth, SKINS 🌙

[angelosearch]

Behold! My Final Fantasy VIII-themed Dinner

In case anyone is curious...

Cocktail - Quezacotl's Thunderstorm

Pretty simple - Vodka, orange juice, (meyer) lemon juice, and plain seltzer served in a light-up novelty glass. (not pictured: the logo on one side for the Christmas event it came from LOL

Appetizers - Mini Hot Dogs and a Balamb Garden Salad

Each ingredient of this salad is representative of a different enemy that you fight in Balamb Garden at some point. There's iceberg lettuce (glacial eye), Radicchio (Grat), grape tomatoes (Bombs - the red ones are literally called sugar bombs), honey goat cheese (Granaldo), candied walnuts (raldo), green goddess dressing (green like caterchipillar), and tajin (something with a bite for bite bugs). I think this would have come together better if I had made the dressing, but I will be happy to have this for the lunch for the rest of the week.

The mini hot dogs were frozen from a box lol.

Side Dishes - Malboro Tentacles and Mashed Norg

The Malboro Tentacles are extremely tender, slowly cooked asparagus with A LOT of garlic (need that bad breath), and some chili flakes for spice. I also threw in some soy sauce for color. This is exactly how I imagined they would be when I set out to make them, so I am pretty happy about it.

Norg - pointless boss, great side dish. These are pretty basic buttermilk mashed potatoes but I wanted to maximize the yellowness. I used yukon gold potatoes (even peeled them, which I never usually do), a dash of tumeric, and lots of butter. That wasn't quite yellow enough so I dug to the back of my spice cabinet and found the saffron I was given as a gift and can never seem to find a meal special enough to use it for. HONESTLY, these were so good. Definitely going to do this again.

Entree - T-Rexuar Steak

I was REALLY worried making these. I've made steak before but I usually use pretty simple seasoning. But for a T-Rexaur, I wanted the outside of the steak to be reminiscent of a T-Rexuar hide. So I actually marinaded the steak in a Tikka-like sauce (paprika, cayenne, tumeric, ginger, garlic, lemon, yogurt) because I was looking for redness. I have NEVER put yogurt on steak before - YIKES what a risk. When I took them out to come to room temperature before cooking them, I patted excess marinade off and added a generous amount of salt, paprika, chili powder and garlic in hopes of creating a redish crust. Then I seared them.

Guys. I don't know if it was the marinade or what but this is some of the best steak I've ever made... or even had. The crust was excellent and the steak was so tender. Def getting a permanent +1 to strength for this one.

Stay tuned for dessert!

[ros3ybabe]

Daily Check-in - July 27, 2023 🎀

Today was easier than yesterday, but I am still so sleepy and tired. I have to work a full shift tomorrow AND Saturday on top of my weekend chores so I'm hoping to take Sunday as a full self care day! Fingers crossed!!

🩷 What I Ate Today:

Breakfast - One slice of toast with mashed avocado, paprika, a fried egg, and a side of watermelon, and one cup of coffee.

Lunch - ground beef burrito bowl with black beans, shredded cheese, chopped iceberg lettuce, sour cream, salsa, and a low carb tortilla.

Dinner - One plate of spaghetti with meat marinara sauce, grated parmesean cheese, and two pieces of buttered bread

Other - One cup of coffee with French vanilla creamer

Water ~ 30oz I just forgot to drink water today, but using my water bottle has gotten easier and helped me drink more during the work day.

I didn't feel like snacking much today, and I couldn't finish my lunch, but I am very satisfied with my intake today! I love eating healthier and listening to my body. I do track what I eat, but I make sure it's food I like! Given my past, I can't do restrictions, so I choose to honor my wants in a way that works towards my goals and nourishes both my mind and body.

🩷 Workout - Upper Body Pilates (ish)

This one was really good! It was my first time trying it and it had my arms burning in a good way. I really enjoyed it, and I totally recommend. This is definitely going to be a regular of mine! 10/10

This one has been a favorite for a few years, I absolutely love the way it makes my arms feel. The movements are easy and effective, and leave me sore in a good way. Absolutely my favorite lean arms workout, hands down! 11/10

🩷 Habits I Completed Today:

Made my bed

Morning & Night Skincare

Morning & Night Guided Journal

Read 1 Chapter of a book

Workout

I forgot to do my mediation and stretching, and I didn't meet my hydration goal, but I'm taking every day in stride and doing what my energy allows me to accomplish. I believe in self compassion and flexibility in routine, especially given how my energy fluctuates on a daily basis. However, I am definitely doing the full habits list tomorrow, I'm going to challenge myself to accomplish every daily goal I have for myself!

🩷 Song of The Day: Eleven - IVE

This song makes me feel like a badass princess who deserves only the highest level of princess treatment. It's hard to describe how feminine and girly this song makes me feel, even on my most tomboyish, sweaty work days. An absolute bop!!

🩷 Current Read: Atomic Habits by James Clear

Tomorrow, I can do this. I can meet my goals, all of them. It'll take some effort, but I have faith in myself. Once I get the ball rolling, it's just a matter of forward motion with accomplishing each of my goals. I can't wait!!

I also need to budget for next Saturday, as I'm going shopping for some new clothes before my university opens back up for the fall semester. If I'm gonna feel my best, I'm going to look my best too! I'm really hoping to get a few new dresses, accessories (like hair stuff, pantyhose, jelwery, purses, etc), shoes, and maybe some tops and skirts too depending on what the store has. I love shopping, so I'm super excited!!!

Til tomorrow, my lovelies!! <3

[sweethoneyrose83]

Rambley's Railroad Menu ( Fanmade) Part 4 

Lunch in the Dining Car

Locomotive Club Sandwich: Triple-decker sandwich with turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, served with a side of coleslaw or potato chips.

Pullman Porter’s Chicken Salad: A light and refreshing chicken salad with grapes, celery, and almonds, served on a bed of mixed greens or in a croissant.

Caboose Chili: A robust and spicy chili made with ground beef, beans, tomatoes, and a blend of spices, topped with shredded cheese and sour cream. 

Locomotive Club Sandwich 

Ingredients:

- 12 slices of thick-cut bread (sourdough or multigrain recommended) - 1/2 pound of cooked turkey breast, thinly sliced - 1/2 pound of cooked ham, thinly sliced - 8 slices of crispy bacon - 4 large leaves of romaine lettuce - 2 large tomatoes, thinly sliced - 8 slices of cheddar cheese - 1 avocado, sliced - 1/2 cup mayonnaise - 1/4 cup Dijon mustard - 2 tablespoons honey - 2 tablespoons pickled jalapeños, chopped (optional for a spicy kick) - Butter for toasting bread - Salt and pepper to taste - Skewers to hold the sandwich together

Instructions:

1. Prepare the Spread: - In a small bowl, mix the mayonnaise, Dijon mustard, and honey until well combined. If you like a bit of spice, add the chopped pickled jalapeños.

2. Toast the Bread: - Lightly butter one side of each bread slice. - In a large skillet or on a griddle, toast the bread over medium heat until golden brown on both sides. Set aside.

3. Assemble the Sandwich: - Lay out three slices of toasted bread for each sandwich. - Spread a generous amount of the mayo-mustard mixture on one side of each slice.

4. Layering: - On the first slice, place a leaf of romaine lettuce, followed by a few slices of turkey, two slices of bacon, and a slice of cheddar cheese. - Top this with another slice of bread, spread side down. On this slice, spread more of the mayo-mustard mixture on the top side. - Add tomato slices, ham, avocado slices, and another slice of cheddar cheese on top of this second slice of bread. - Place the final slice of bread on top, spread side down.

5. Secure and Serve: - Insert skewers or long toothpicks at each corner of the sandwich to hold it together. - Carefully cut the sandwich into quarters, ensuring each quarter has a skewer through it.

6. Plating: - Arrange the quarters on a plate, garnish with some pickles or a small salad if desired.

Tips: - Customize the sandwich by adding or substituting ingredients like roast beef, different cheeses, or additional vegetables. - For a vegetarian version, replace the meats with grilled vegetables or a plant-based meat alternative.

Enjoy!

[howlingday]

Jaune Makes A Snack

A D&D Short story.

Jaune felt hungry, so he went into the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. A simple sandwich with nothing extravagant about it. He gathered the ingredients, bread and cheese and ham and lettuce and mayo, and set them on the counter. Dipping the knife into the mayonnaise jar, he readied the first ingredient.

Mayo - 16

Jaune took hold of the jar and swirled it's contents until he felt confident with his gained quarry. Carefully angling the jar, he retrieved the butter knife and earned his well-sized serving of condiments. He then slathered his mayo into the bottom slice, making near perfect use of each corner and side. Setting the knife aside, he reached for the ham.

Ham - 6

Jaune reached for packaged ham slices, only to realize it was unopened. No problem. He just had to tear open the... tear open the... TEAR OPEN THE- Ham slices flew all over the place as the packaging was torn asunder. There was ham on the microwave, in the sink, atop the fridge, and yes, even on the floor. The wettest slice slapped him in the face, landing in his hands. With a sigh, he set it down over the mayo bread slice and began cleaning up his mess. Better to clean ham than mayo everywhere, right? Once clean and his hands washed, Jaune took hold of the cheese block and cheese knife.

Cheese - 14

Cheese was much easier to handle than meat, it seemed, as Jaune's knife perfectly sank and slid into the cheese block. Whitish yellow dairy came apart in such a thin, yet satisfying amount, Jaune felt like the ham incident would be a one-time thing. Upon placing the cheese over the ham over the mayo bread slice, he reached for the fresh lettuce to the side.

Lettuce - 4

Jaune took hold of the lettuce and ripped off a leaf of... Oh. No, it wasn't a leaf. It was the hold thing. Jaune ripped the lettuce in half. Well, that's no big deal. He could just rip- Nope! That ripped in half, too! He stood in his kitchen with a half and two quarters worth of lettuce and whatever strips fell to the floor! Okay, okay. Deep breath. Jaune took hold of a singular leaf and and ripped it free! ...Into his face. Blinking through the pain, Jaune set the leaf on the cheese on the ham on the mayo bread slice. Setting the lettuces aside, there was only one ingredient left to add, and he had such success with the first time use, he felt confident in using it again.

Mayo - 1

Jaune reached for the knife already in the mayo. He missed. He missed and knocked the jar off the counter, and he spilled the mayonnaise all over the floor as glass shattered everywhere. Even the knife was on the floor, a towering monument of his failure, sitting atop and within the full jar amount of mayo. Jaune bent over, took the knife in his shaking hands, and spread what little was on there onto the bread. It was barely enough to see any mayo on the bread. He'd have to clean this up, but for now, he just wanted to take a bite of his assembled sandwich with the barely mayo bread slice atop the sliver of lettuce on the good slice of cheese placed over the wettest ham slice nestled above the good mayo slice of bread... and took a bite.

The whole thing - 9

Soured by the trials and ordeals he suffered in making the sandwich, Jaune's enjoyment of the sandwich was kept minimal. The wet ham and poor quality of floor mayo on the top slice combined with the sad sliver of lettuce doured what little good he saw in the mayonnaise on the bottom slice and cheese amount in the middle. Jaune finishedhis sandwich, someow feeling empty as he stared at the mess he had to clean.

Hopefully, this won't happen again.