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soulsxng · 2 years ago

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"Whaaaat, I can't do that to Cy, it's like kicking a puppy. Okay, okay, lemme think for a minute...uhhm. Cyrus, you...oh! You eat cereal like a freak. Though you do it with other stuff too, I guess. That whole 'I don't like my food to be soggy' thing. You're weird. Just eat right away instead of dicking around!"

"Th-that's not...that weird..." It was weird, and he knew it. When he eats cereal, he pours the cereal in a bowl, and milk in a separate cup. Then he takes a bite of cereal, sip of milk. Bite of cereal, sip of milk. "It makes me gag when my food is all...mushy when it gets in my mouth, when I'm expecting something crunchy or crispy!"

#[Orin -commentary-]#[Cyrus -headcanons-]#(He also doesn't put sauce on his sandwiches etc.#he dips them with each bite so the bread doesn't get soggy #salad dressing goes in a separate little container and then he dips his fork in the dressing before stabbing a few leaves #because he doesn't want the lettuce getting soggy and wilted #toast? Nah #Jelly or butter or whatever else gets spread on per bite #and yes it all gets soggy because he talks endlessly at meal times #or just generally gets distracted)

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