#but that is my suspicion

[whatisshelties]

When you see the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge described as one of the most prestigious events in dog sports and you're like how?

You run the same agility course 2 times the day before filming so you can make sure you have it down for the camera. It's run 4 times total. You have to know someone who knows someone to be invited for anything other than disc and dock. It's a production? Not real????

I think because I don't train dogs for a living I don't find a lot of value in it as an accomplishment, so when people talk it up I'm like...it's not that big of a deal? I say this as someone who has done 3 of them, one being the "national."

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[sexygaywizard]

How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[sunny-knight]

“Don’t… don’t tell him you think dingbat fonts are cool.”

AUGH @forgettable-au fanart :3 been on another roll with it (in agony constantly)

theres some untranslated wingdings cause i love translating it myself, hope others do too :D

not confident on how “canon” or in-character this is but- I HAD FUN this AU has really got me in the rendering spirit, I really enjoy taking inspiration but also adding mu own silly twists on it and AAA everything looks even more tasty now

I view this as them in New Home after getting something to eat (after the last page update) and heading back the same way since Alphys’ place is on the way to The Lab. The font convo comes back up again and then yeah

Alsoooo if youre interested in behind the scenes stuff heres the speedpaint :3

also i never poster about this- but i had another forgettable dream. it didn’t make any godamn sense. I woke up and drew the only scene I could remember:

Wingdings and Sans had a fight and ig wingdings killed Sans 😭😭😭 in a stairwell for some reason

and current Sans, Papyrus brother Sans, is like watching all of this and was brought here by Lancer like a Ghost Of Christmas Past type situation. Idk why. I choose not to attempt to make sense of this anymore. But i swear this is an actual dream i had 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

[drumlincountry]

For example, I acquired English in Ireland, where we speak a number of overlapping dialects that get grouped under the title "Hyberno English".

Depending where you are in the country, you may hear things like "Are yous coming with me to the shops later?" "Did yiz both study biology?" "I heard ye two were away on holiday!"

These forms are often criticised as not "proper" English because of classism and such. But they ARE proper English and I suspect most dialects have them.

Also! If you answered yes, I'd love to learn what your second person plural pronoun is! Especially if I didn't list it above :>

[forecast0ctopus]

couple more recent commissions! commissions form

[bogdreamz]

korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy

[turtleblogatlast]

Been thinking about how Donnie and Leo’s insecurities juxtapose each other.

Donnie is insecure about his place in the family, but confident in who he is outside of it.

Leo is secure about being a part of the family, but thinks he’s nothing outside of it.

I think it’s a very interesting comparison that reflects their respective personalities, Donnie’s “Will all I have to offer be enough?” versus Leo’s “Do I even have anything else to offer?”

[betinh3]

Here is my new oc! Suspicion!!!🩶🕵‍♀️

Inspiration:

[shakingparadigm]

[teachyouhowtodothesponge]

Betrayal!

[thebarroomortheboy]

SUSPICION (1941) | dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[cthoniccompanion]

melinoë potentially having the messiest situationship dating history compared to zag successfully pulling his ex into healthy polyamory is so fucking funny honestly. apple could not have fallen farther from the tree