#but anyway! what kind of stupid ass part time position is that

[navvigating]

if publix doesnt start giving me hours i will start telling company secrets

[erwinsvow]

“rafe, i want a soda,” you tell your boyfriend from your comfortable seat, settled under your blanket waiting for the movie to start. rafe’s talking to kelce and topper about something quietly, adjusting his backwards cap and staring straight ahead—at people you recognize as the pogues he’s been terrorizing as of late. you rise from your position, tapping his shoulder to get his attention. kelce and topper stop talking, getting into their chairs when rafe turns to talk to you.

“yes, princess? what now?” 

you should be good—rafe always tell you to keep your nose out of his business stuff, especially when he’s making his rounds at a party trying to sell coke. you usually always comply anyways, not asking questions since the first time and not caring either, as long he swears he’s safe and not doing as much of the stuff as he used to—but this isn’t about his business. you can tell there’s something going on with those pogues and he’s planning something that you want to make him stop.

“movie’s starting. and i want a soda.” 

“kelce, give her your soda,” rafe says, turning back around to finish his conversation, when you interrupt. you shake your head at kelce, who holds the pepsi can in his hand, stopping right as he was about to toss it to you.

“it’s not diet, rafe,” you comment with a sweet smile, hoping you can distract him from whatever he’s trying to talk about with his boys.

“really kid? i think you’ll be fine-”

“please, rafe?” you interrupt again, pouting. he shouldn’t have given up so easily—but your pout is one of those things he can’t resist. 

“pain in my ass, kid, really.” you smile at rafe, thanking him while he grumbles. “you better sit tight and watch this stupid movie after this-”

“popcorn too! do you guys want anything?” you turn, asking kelce and topper.

“all good, thanks princess.” you crinkle your nose and turn back, not really liking it when anyone but rafe addresses you like that—it feels like a joke when they say it.

rafe comes back with your stuff, handing it to you with a roll of his eyes, but you notice he’s smiling when you thank him. you curl up next to him on the same chair, head on his chest trying to watch the movie. you notice he’ll turn to look at kelce and topper, and then the pogues sitting ahead of you. 

each time he starts looking, you try to distract him, bringing your straw or a piece of popcorn up to his mouth, and then he looks down at you instead, with a sweet smile and a kiss to the top of your head. 

you should have guessed it would only work for so long—the two pogue boys get up and the three boys with you rise instantly too. in a desperate attempt to keep him with you, you drop the soda onto the grass and call to your boyfriend before he gets too far.

“rafe, uhm, this spilled so i need a new one-”

“one minute, princess, i’ll be right back-”

“no, rafe, wait-” but he’s gone before you can say or do anything else.

you sit in the lawn chair, too distracted to focus on the movie, worried about what rafe is gonna do to them. it’s only a few minutes later that you hear screaming, and look up to see the entire projector screen aflame. you get up immediately, panicking at the horde of people trying to get away, when you take a step backwards and bump into something hard. you yelp, but familiar hands hold you hard and guide you out back to the parking lot, hands that can only belong to your boyfriend.

you don’t get a clear look at rafe until he parks at tannyhill—a pink and red lesion on his cheek that wasn’t there before. 

“rafe, your face-”

“kid, why d’you think i’m trying to take care of business with these pogues? huh?” you’re silent, not able to compose any kind of answer that would make sense. 

“i-i don’t-”

“exactly. you don’t know. these, these pogues? they’re fuckin’ crazy. they held a gun to top’s head. they set that fire, not carin’ who would get hurt.” he watches you stare at him with big eyes and parted lips, taking in everything he’s saying. he knows it’s a little manipulative, not giving you any context or telling you he caved in pope’s face with a nine-iron. you’re listening, and paying attention, finally. “let you get away with a lot of stuff, kid. don’t make me regret it.” 

like he doesn’t know why you make him go buy soda or try to distract him with a kiss at the beach or at the club. he brushes it aside because he likes to let you think you’re getting away with it.

“have you learned your lesson about interferin’?” you nod eagerly. “good girl. now c’mon.” he takes you upstairs to his bedroom and lets you apologize down on your knees.

“good fuckin’ girl-” is what comes out of rafe’s mouth when you settle infront of him, on your knees, hands unbuckling his belt. he repeats it, but it comes out as a grunt when you take him into your mouth, big, watery eyes staring up at him while you impale your throat with his thick cock. he wipes the tears away with his free hand, the other one gripping your hair while he slides your mouth up and down with his motions.

“that’s right, nothin’ to say now, huh? good girl, don’t worry, i’ll forgive you. you gonna meddle again? hm?” he pulls you off, your mouth letting go with a little pop sound. 

“no, no, never again-”

“good girl,” and he brings your mouth right back.

[maarslovesmonkees]

Since you did a NSFW Alphabet for Caesar do you think you could do one for Koba with a Human Female Reader please?

{Koba NSFW alphabet}

Koba my beloved💗 Hes my favourite character in the whole franchise, and I was hoping to do this!!👏 Its also like the middle of the night where I live so I hope you enjoy even though Im tired asf making this😭🙏

Notes and warnings: M4F, Koba x Human!Reader, NSFW

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He does care about you but he'll have trouble admitting it. He would throw a wet cloth on you, so you can clean yourself. If you ask him for anything (water etc.), he'll scoff, telling you to get it yourself before leaving and coming back with whatever you need. Don't call him out on it, you'll get your face ripped off😭

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ass. In my previous post, I talked about how he thinks its an intimate area, so he likes to grab it to feel in control. All apes have their boobs out anyways, but he doesn't ever get the chance to really grope and play with ass.

Hair. Again, he likes to grab it to give him a sense on control. He'll do lots of hair pulling especially when he's not in a good mood.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Like Caesar, he loves coming inside. Unlike Caesar, hes not asking and will breed you as much as he likes. Get ready to feel full of his seed!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Likes to watch you without you noticing. When your bathing, when you think you're alone in your nest to masturbate, or when you're just existing, he just cant help but spy on you. If he can, he'll masterbate to you as he hides too.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Not experienced but hes also a fast learning bonobo. Give him a couple minutes to really feel you for the first time and then get ready for the night of your life.

Doggy style. You can probably guess why. He likes being able to look down at you, and feel dominant. You look quite helpless in the moment, fully under his control. He gets a very good deep thrust as well.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Yourself on a shelf. The one where hes standing with your legs around him as he fucks you in the wall. He feel strong and powerful doing it in this position. His strength being so strong he can pull you up against the wall while hes thrusting into you, makes him feel euphoric.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

A serious ape that will get annoyed if you try and goof off. He'll huff and roll his eyes if you try and make a joke during the moment. Hes too focused feeling good, why ruin the moment with a joke?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Standard ape fur but a bit more rough. He thinks its stupid to try and maintain a soft fur. Hes an ape and a warrior, he doesn't need to do silly human things like that.

Honestly very very little romance during it. Its so erotic for him, hes so in the moment, and just focusing on feeling good. If you're not too focused on the pleasure of being rammed in, sometimes you'll see him looking into your eyes, in kind of an adoring matter. He'll quickly look away though, going back to manhandling you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Favourite thing to jack off to is you, without you noticing. As I said, you're probably bathing or something, and he's behind a rock, stroking himself to your body. Your curves, your tits, everything gets him so hard.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bondage. On you, not on him. God forbid you ever recommend him being tied up. He likes seeing you helpless and submissive. He has full control over you, and you can't do anything about it because you're all tied up. Hes done being tied up to things, its time for humans to be. The fact that he finally gets to live the fantasy of tying a human up, and as well you being accepting of it, he feels weird in a good way.

Marking/claiming. His big canines aren't there for nothing. Thinking about claiming you as his own, being his and only his, gets him so fucking hard.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He likes the outdoors. Fucking you into the ground, as you look up at the trees with stars in your eyes from all the pleasure. He feels like a true ape out in nature, and getting into his pure animal instincts and just fucking you out here, satisfies him like no other.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Just feeling that power. Being dominant. Living thr fantasy of an ape taking over a human. You letting him do whatever he wants to you. You under him, being so obedient. Best motivation if you ask him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Try and be dominant with him. Its going to take a lotttttttttttttttt of convincing and trust for him to do that. Getting him go bottom or doing anything that will restrict his movements. He's been tied up enough in his life, and he doesn't want to relive all of that again.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves receiving head. Your mouth around his cock, you licking the base of his dick, you suckling around his tip... he'll be a groaning mess trust me.

Isn't the biggest fan of receiving, especially at first. The motivation for him to do it is how you tremble and shake as his tongue circles your clit. How tears fall down your cheek when you orgasm from his mouth. You just look so good like that.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Fast and rough, through and through. An animal inside and out. Its regular you'll get a few bruises, especially on your thigh/waist afterwards. Doesn't like to edge, he loves his orgasm, especially when theyre inside you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hes 50/50 with them. Just a quick fuck isnt enough for him. When he goes in, hes in for a while. He does love fucking you and being able to have it not take much time on his schedule is a plus, but again, he wants to fuck you loonggg and hard.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With you? Absolutely! He likes how tough you are for being able to experiment. However with him? hes very hesitant. He HATES admitting that hes scared or worried and shit, but he really is deep down. He thinks of the worst possible scenario when theres a chance for him to br at risk, so it probably has to have a bit of convincing and planning.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He can go for rounds after rounds. He's not really satisfied with just 1 or even 3 climaxes, so buckle up. How long can he last really depends on what your doing. If its vanilla, quite a while. If its you being tied up and under his mercy, like 5 minutes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

As I said last post, Sey toys are basically non-existent in this time. With the fall of humanity and stuff. However, if you somehow got yourselves toys, he would love to tie you and hold a vibrator on your clit, making you cum over and over. You'll be trembling from the overstimulation afterwards.

He would definitely use a a fleshlight. He just imagines its your wet pussy as he bucks his hips up into it, slamming his dick until his high, hot seed filling the toy.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Honestly to busy chasing his high to tease you. He just wants to indulge in the moment and he's an easily annoyed guy, so not really that big into teasing anyways.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Pretty loud. Moans, grunts and all. He makes all the sounds you can think of honestly. He doesn't really care if others hear him. Let them hear him enjoying himself to your body.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sometimes likes to think of you cuddling him and petting him after sex. He wishes you would hold him close and whisper nice things to him, but he doesn't want to seem vulnerable or weak so he won't let you do it. He won't ever tell you this and would just face the other way, as he lays beside you. Poor guy, he wants to be loved but is too scared to be lovable.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Long-ish, normal girth. Around maybe 7inch. His balls are also huge.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Im going to be honest, not that high, around maybe 4/10. However when hes horny, hes HORNY. Theres too much on his mind to relax and have sex, but when he does, be ready. All his pent up emotions aren't gonna be soft on you.

He'll lay down and wait for you to fall asleep before he does. Its mostly because, although you both are mates, you're still a human, and he still doesn't trust (or maybe never will trust) that part of you.

[fairlyang]

been having thoughts of this concept for weeks and i loveeee this series so i just had to spitball something for fun. happy halloween🎃

w/c: 777

tags: blood, murder, cruel violence, wade being wade, silly, death, more murder, revenge, helping, then a lil horny, just some headcanons really

purge night with wade would include:

taking down every singular person that has spoken bad about you, or done you wrong in any way, shape or form

sure wade could’ve done that anyway since he’s a merc but breaking in after that alarm comes on was the fun part

depending on how awful they were to you would depend on their punishment from wade

like your creepy and annoying ass boss just got a warning by wade barely grazing his chest with his katanas, marking a big x

the one who had it the worst was your god awful satan’s spawn asswipe of an ex

wade would have a blast with him

“oh you thought you’d slip by this day just because you bought an expensive security system to protect yourself? well it’s not your lucky day baby boy…”

he’d make sure that piece of shit could feel absolutely everything that he did to him

ending it off by putting a grenade in his mouth and wishing him luck while skipping away

—

he’d def be wearing wearing all kinds of masks just because he could

spider-man? the first one he got. winnie the pooh? fuck yes. darth vader? abso-fucking-lutely. he’d even add his own impression and make you dress up as padmé

—

he’d blast every wham! banger as loud as possible while driving around being a menace

maybe he’d pretend to be dead in a street or alleyway to bait people out and about because who the fuck is out on purge night besides pyschpaths?

“hey hey! oh you’re out purging huh? yeah i’m sure… stay safe out there! there’s loads of crazies out here.”

—

or drive out to hot spots of shoot outs to “help out” one team but really just making jokes and annoying both groups that they all turn to shoot him

which of course doesn’t do them any good when he just regenerates in front of their eyes

—

or he’d be an absolute sweetie and break in to those playing where rich white people auction to kill off poor minorities and just absolutely ambushes those sick fucks

luckily if they shoot him, he’s perfectly fine after a few seconds and shoots up like a zombie frightening them all

he’d def make sure that all those rich fucks never have the nerve to do that stupid shit again or else

“you think of doing this ever again baldie and i’ll make sure you live the rest of your life afraid to do be in a room alone because i will be there to fuck your shit up and not in the good way!”

—

or maybe someone killed you and he vows to kill the mother fucker who took his whole world away from him

he’d have a very clever and thought out plan, and best of all, no collosus to stop him this time

he’d have every fucking gun, sword, and grenade he owns in his car as soon as the siren goes off and get there as fast as possible

they wouldn’t be let off the hook at any point and he had a shit ton of back up plans in case he lost them

“didn’t you hear John Kramer is back in, you son of a bitch!! this house is your fucking trap dipshit.”

—

public sex

sure you’d be doing that anyway because wade truly didn’t give a fuck if you were caught but doing it on this day meant no tickets

and doing it anywhere

he first took you to the mall, just wanting to fuck you in the food court where your moans would echo loudly

it was way better than he thought

just taking you in multiple positions on a table before quickly scrambling to put his clothes back on to go to the next location

a rooftop

he’d have you only holding onto the edge of the roof while fucking you in doggy

“god what a fucking view.”

“oh yeah your ass looks good from back here too.”

his crazy ass would ask you to ride him while on the very edge which just had you explaining that you weren’t invincible and would just splat on the floor if you fell

“that just means you need to practice more as a cowgirl…”

after that failed he fucked you on the hood of his car, covering your body just in case anyone would pull a fast one

but no one did, only a group of guys passed by cheering you on saying “fuck the government!”

finishing it off by fucking in every room of your apartment but really truly ending it by fucking in front of the window like true exhibionists, the way god intended

[thebloodredraven]

Akatsuki Secret [sub] Kinks - Part I

lineup: itachi uchiha, hidan, konan, sasori warnings: mentions and descriptions of rough sex, degradation, dumbification, mommy kink, humiliation, r*pe play, and edging, gender inclusive

- x - notes: I've had this in my drafts for a little while (a year lmao), but I couldn't get Hidan fleshed out tbh. His was hard. Anyways: minors do not interact, comment or reblog if you like it, and make sure to support other fanfic writers ♥ I only do these when the moment strikes so idk when the second part will be published but it'll get done! thanks ♥ - x -

Itachi: degredation/humiliation

Sure, he could be the best pleasure dom you've ever come across ever. Ever. But have you considered he gives you all the praise because he's tired of hearing it for himself? Every waking minute of his life, he has to hear about how great he is. How powerful he is. How nobody will ever amount to his power and prowess as a shinobi. Praise, envy, recognition, infamy, compliments, shoe-shining, ass-kissing, blah blah blah blah blah. He's heard it all before and he's sick of it.

You can't convince me he wouldn't fold, or at least pause him in his tracks, if someone told him he wasn't as special as everyone claimed he was. That he wasn't worth the hype. That you expected more from someone with his name. That the way he was writhing and keening from your fingers milking his prostate because he hates being edged was unbecoming of him. That Uchiha pride of his would fight back against the accusations and his eyes would burn with hatred, but the beet-red blush that covers his entire face and chest while you're impaling his wet throat tells you he feels otherwise.

That man wants to be spit on and called a cock-sucking whore while he's ass up taking a strap. Call him pathetic. Tell him how stupid he looks with his fucked-out face smothered in the pillows and slick all over his chin from when you sat on his face and smothered him until he couldn't breathe. Laugh at him when he begs for air by tapping your thighs. Ask him how he'd feel if his entire family could see him in a position that would bring the whole clan to shame, and he'd feel freer and more liberated than he has his whole life cause all the expectations people placed on him are GONE and he can just be your dumb little toy.

Konan: dominatrix

I feel it in my gut that this woman is a dominatrix at certain times. She feels like a switch, but the few times she needs to be in that special space? Needs to feel some semblance of control because everything else around her is out of her grasp because someone else has what she wants in their clutches? That's when she slips into that headspace.

Unlike Itachi as a pleasure dom, she's a no-nonsense woman and expects to be obeyed. You'll be rethinking about how you backtalked her when your top half is hanging off the bed while she fucks you with a brutality she learned to harness on the battlefield, the only thing keeping you from falling being her strong grip on your hips.

You've got drool sliding down your cheek and a tight grip on her wrist while she forces moan after moan after moan from you until you're screaming and crying for her to stop. Because after four messy, powerful orgasms you can't take it anymore. It's too much. She'll slow down once she sees you sobbing and bend down to kiss away your tears, letting you get a breather, but she's not pulling out. In fact, you're too dazed by her lips to realize the meaning behind her sliding her hands up your body to rest at the juncture of your neck. She presses one more tender kiss to your ears before whispering in a deceptively kind voice, "I know it's a lot, baby. But you know tears don't move me. Until I hear that safe word, you're going to take it until I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson. Now stop whining and spread your legs wider. You're in for a long night."

Hidan: dumbification/tenderness

You'd think this one would be easy because what you see is what you get most of the time with Hidan: a sadomasochistic pain-obsessed BDSM freak with very little boundaries. He typically requires a lot from sexual partners because that's all he's used to: intensity. Everything with him is always blood, violence, screaming, sacrifice, Jashin, Jashin, Jashin, kill, kill, kill. R8P play, flogging, knife play, golden showers, and even killing him are not above his desires. But this is about secret kinks. There are enough fanfics about him loving the thrill of being bullied by big muscular men to the nth degree, but what's something he'd keep hidden from everyone else? One he might actually feel embarrassed about sharing with someone? One he'd go to great lengths to hide because it's the one thing he's ashamed about feeling like he needs? It's not a kink at all. It's a human emotion that he craves to feel during the moment more than he's willing to admit: It's tenderness. It's making love to him to slow his mind down and coaxing his orgasms from him in a way that doesn't overstimulate him and watching him make sense of it. It's enacting acts of violence against his body with spiked whips, chain-shibari, and barbed wire but pressing a kiss to his fresh, bloodied wounds at the same time. It's making him understand that he craves violence and hedonism because it's the only form of control he ever has and taking it away from him is a risk you love him enough to take. It's being in the throes of pleasure and getting him right to his peak before forcing him to keep eye contact as his pleasure spills over and wracks through his body in waves because of the softness and admiration aimed towards him at his most vulnerable. He'll NEVER admit it out loud and he'd actually kill you if you brought it up any time outside of the bedroom, but you know. He knows you know. It works out.

Sasori: MMlb/DDlb

I see this man portrayed as a hard dom 98% of the time and I'm not mad about it, but........ The same man that figuratively and literally wears a hard shell of a mask to hide his vulnerable and delicate nature? The man that finds beauty in the most macabre things because it's everlasting and immortal, therefore will always be remembered and praised? The man that found peace after death because someone finally understood him? The man that created puppets of his parents for some form of connection to the intimacy that he was robbed of? The Scorpio? That man needs a Mommy with a capital M. He wants to be nurtured. He wants to be held. He wants someone else to hold the strings to his heart for a change. That bad attitude and mean streak doesn't change the fact that that man is a bottom; a bottom leaning switch at MOST.

[sanjisblackasswife]

Monster Trio React to Breaking the Bed (NSFW)

Ft. Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, Ace, Shanks, Law, Corazon

Black Fem Reader

I’ll do a part 2 later I’m just clearing my drafts rn.

Sanji

It scared him for a second because he never thought he’d be that rough as to breaking the bed in the first place.

Finds it kind of hot

While he was on top of you, vision and mind blurry not thinking about anything else but how good you were feeling

Pussy drunk as usual

You both were so loud and you kept begging Sanji to go faster and deeper you didn’t even hear the bed frame crack the first time as a warning

“Please Sanji More!”

“Of course—fuck—yes!”

The bed was becoming more louder due to some of the wood breaking down as Sanji began to fuck you with your thighs against your chest

All that anyone could hear in your room was the bed slamming against the wood wall and skin slapping

You could feel the vibration of the crackling bed above your head, you wanted to question it but Sanji was too much in a bliss moaning in your ear and his voice was so pretty you forgot about it

“Fuck! I’m cum—-!”

Mid thrust the top of the bed fell completely causing Sanji to shift and fall further inside you making you both moan out.

You both realized the bed was broke and you laughed , but Sanji didn’t want to stop. For some reason this uneven position felt even better. Your pelvis was up higher and He felt more of you.

He gave you a pleading look to keep going and of course y’all did. Y’all were Horny rabbits .

Zoro

You knew this was going to happen

This man doesn’t hold back when he fucks you and each time he does you swear you hear the headboard crack just a little

You noticed but he didn’t

He was a bit angry at you today for teasing him

He was jackhammering you while holding on to the headboard as usual because that’s how he is

As Dick drunk as you were you snapped out of it hearing an unusual tearing sound by your head.

“B-baby!”

Zoro mistaken your cries as whines for him to keep going so he went faster making your eyes rolls back seeing as he was really hitting your G-spot now not feeling a slight shift of the bed on the left side

His grip became tighter, veins popping out and grunting harshly until

“FUCK!”

The headboard is snapped in half and half of the bed was on the floor.

“Zoro I told yo stupid ass to stop!”

“Like hell you did you just kept moaning! Because I felt that fucking good didn’t I—“

“You was aiight.”

Zoro twitched his eye at you and grabbed your hips to thrust up into making you cry out again.

“Y-you—-Ass—-ah!”

“Shut up we’ll —-fuck—-sleep on the floor if we have to.”

Luffy

Does not notice and does not care

For some reason when Luffy has sex with you from behind he gets more feral than usual. His senses are dull to anything exact your jiggly ass and the way you clench around him

Tonight he actually wanted to try using his 2nd Gear on you in that position, you were scared he may accidentally hurt you but he reassured you he wouldn’t even if he tried

Well he kept his word but that didn’t mean the bed was safe from being hurt

“Lu!! Luffy!”

The bed wasn’t in great condition anyways, once you both started having sex the bed started to get more and more worn so you asked Franky to make you guys a steel bed frame instead of wood.

“You feel so good! Need..more!”

Luffy would subconsciously smack your ass as his other hot hand held your neck down. His body heat was so hot and his thrust became so erratic you felt the bed shake with you

“Wait! Luffy the be—-!!”

The entire bed fell and the steel bed frame actually manages to fall into the floor, slightly peaking out above the kitchen ceiling

“Woah…heh…my bad!”

He says he is “sorry” but he doesn’t stop. He wanted to finish and that’s what he did until Usopp busted in with his eyes closed telling you both that Sanji is furious about his kitchen.

You guys got a new bed but now he likes how it feels when the bed breaks so he has a secret goal of doing it each time

[servethelight]

Shit I’ve noticed during my clone wars rewatch and my interpretation (very Obi-Wan focused because he’s my favorite character lmao):

(Includes spoilers obviously)

+ I love this show to bits, but it has horrible issues with consistency. Every other episode there is a new weapon or something introduced and we’ll never see it again. This is very prevalent in especially the first seasons.

+ Obi-Wan is such a fucking enabler. Like he tells Anakin his plans are stupid at least twice during the Malevolence episodes, but then joins him on all of those. It’s literally like: “Anakin this plan is reckless and won’t work, anyways what’s my part in your plan?”

+ Rex running into that metal pipe. I forgot about that and laughed for 20 minutes straight.

+ Anakin pulls a “Are ya winning son?” on Obi-Wan about Ahsoka.

+ I once saw a post that it isn’t confirmed that Obi-Wan and Cody are friends, but you have Obi-Wan literally marveling on how competent the commander is and Cody always going the extra mile to save his general’s ass. To me that’s pretty much a friendship.

+ The Jedi are in general very gentle, but quite touchy. They might not go for hugs, but there is always someone touching someone’s shoulder or waist. And they’re just so fucking kind. I don’t think I ever noticed that as a kid, but they’re so respectful about life and culture and always helping someone. I just love them so much.

+ And I love the understanding and kindness the clones have. They’re soldiers and programmed to kill, but they’re also good people in most cases. I just wanna hug most of them.

+ My mother told me I cried as a child during the episodes with the Zillo beast. Well, I didn’t cry again, but I’m still so fucking mad at Palpatine for putting that poor creature in that position. If he just had listened to Mace Windu (more of the characters should actually, just saying) that poor animal wouldn’t have killed people and found its end like that.

+ Mortis is quite hated by the fandom but for me it’s a defining showcase of Obi-Wan’s, Anakin’s and Ahsoka’s relationship. I’ve seen people in the fandom saying that Anakin would’ve turned out differently if Obi-Wan would’ve told him he’s proud and took care of his feelings. This episodes literally show that he does exactly that and Anakin still doesn’t give a shit.

+ Anakin tells the son in his dream, that he’ll never come to the dark side willingly. Only to walk over to the literal manifestation of the dark side like 10 minutes later to save Ashoka. I came to the conclusion that the only way to tempt him was by promising to save his loved ones. I still think it was a really awful and greedy thing to become Vader for that, but I must admit it’s a noble character trait to put others first.

+ Kit Fisto doesn’t have nipples. Therefore I’ve concluded he’s isn’t a mammal and hatched from an egg like Nemo the clownfish. (And no, that isn’t a animation thing, Rex does have nipples when his shirt is off).

+ The discussion with my gf about Kit Fisto nipples and Star Wars biology also touched the topic of “how does Maul use the bathroom”. My conclusion is: he has a stoma, because the lower abdomen, where that would be, is always covered.

+ Hardcase mentions he is hyperactive. I now see him as my favorite ADHD clone, because having ADHD myself I can fucking relate.

+ I forgot Waxer died on Umbara and bawled my eyes out. Waxer is one my favorite clones and when he cried while dying I just couldn’t take it.

+ My friend spent the entire Umbara arc just simping for the clones (mostly Jesse), while I was suffering. So maybe they look hot or something for people attracted to men in this episodes.

+ In the episode after the Umbara the duo usually consisting of Waxer and Boil is sent out, but this time it’s just Boil and I was about to bawl again.

+ For being called “the negotiator” Obi-Wan gets his ass beat quite a lot after his “negotiations” (aggressive flirting).

+ While I’ll never forgive Obi-Wan for doing that Raako Hardeen shit, I nearly pissed myself when the Ziro the Hutt’s ex gf is flirting with not one but two women there. Like I didn’t expect her to be the fucking gay rep in clone wars.

+ I’m seriously never forgiving Obi-Wan for that. I can’t get over Ahsoka’s tear filled eyes while she’s holding his corpse. Also she doesn’t seem angry like Anakin just massively sad and disappointed after it is revealed that he’s still alive. Personally I believe she’s starting to doubt the order here.

+ Point three on hating on my favorite character for that shit, I feel like Anakin becomes quieter and less playful after that disaster.

+ Maul is me. He’s obsessed with Obi-Wan and mentions that he has massive problems what is going on inside his head. As a mentally ill person, that makes me feel really seen lmao.

+ The underwater episodes and the ones with Ventress on that train were just the most beautiful worlds I’ve ever seen. Like the planets in general are so beautifully designed in clone wars, I’m so in love.

+ Motherfucking “I said fuck the council and became a child soldier for a rebellion at 13” Obi-Wan Kenobi seems very reluctant on doing it again. There are two entire arcs of him disagreeing on helping rebels. First I didn’t understand, because like dude you literally did this before, but since he talks about his worries about bringing the separatists in or worsen the situation, I think the poor man is just a little bit traumatized.

+ After the events of Onderon I’m pretty sure Ashoka is already filled with doubts about the order, the republic and the war. I also feel like she’s feeling massively led down by Obi-Wan again, which broke my heart because I love their relationship.

+ I just realized he fails Ahsoka a third time, when she is captured by Hondo and Obi-Wan is supposed to help her. Instead he gets attacked by Grievous and is forced to postpone the helping them until they help themselves. I mean it’s not his fault but in Ahsoka’s place that wouldn’t feel good to me.

+ This particular fight with Grievous ignited my love for Obi-Wan again. Before he attacks Grievous he helps an injured clone and when he goes into the fight, Grievous directly kills a clone. Instead of his usual witty remarks, he just goes: “you’re gonna regret that” and jumps Grievous. He just loves his clones as much as I do.

+ One of the most beautiful shots in the entire series for me is in the episode before the droids find Gregor. This WAC droid looks into the desert and it reflects in his eye. Because of the cracks in the desert ground it looks almost like a retina. Beautiful metaphor of combining something artificial and metallic with an organic and almost human part. This was such a fucking raw shot for me, it took my breath away.

+ Tarkin is an asshole, but he’s climbed the asshole latter so hard after he has been mean to Plo Koon.

+ Shotout to Obi-Wan for convincing the order to let Anakin go after Ahsoka. Additionally the whole time he acts in her support only to be shut down by the council. I didn’t remember him doing that so I was surprised.

+ Fives tells the plot with the inhibitor chips to a cab driver. Do you think the cap driver ever thinks back after the war and is like: “Fuuuuuuck”?

+ I kid you not, the clone bar has gender neutral bathrooms (and no, it’s not bc the clones are all male, in the bar are also women). The bathroom are just decided by humans, hutts and a third species I cannot quite recognize.

+ I forgot Teckla gets shot, NOOOOOOO

+ I always say clone wars anakin is better, but Jesus stop acting like a jealous bitch. Padmè deserves an award for putting up with his bullshit. Obi-Wan too. He even tries to give him reassurance by telling him that feelings are not forbidden and Anakin just bitches at him.

+ Obi-Wan casually passing on babysitting duty for Jar Jar fucking killed me (and yes, taking care of Jar Jar is babysitting duty).

+ Never in a million years I would have thought to see Jar Jar admitting to fucking this queen, but here we have him saying he was making love to her last night. Imma set myself on fire and I believe Windu will join me.

+ You could also call the clone wars the exposition wars. Every episode has their one minute exposition in the beginning, but I feel like a lot of the dialogue is used for exposition.

+ Obi-Wan doesn’t learn shit. That man got drugged by Hondo, but yet still accepts drinks from the Pykes. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLEASE DONT

+ I AN GOING TO SCREAM. You have been informed that the Clones have a behavior influencing chip in their brains and then you find out Dooku was behind the creation of the clones and no one connects the fucking dots. I love the Jedi, but goddamn are you all dense.

+ Do you think Hunter thought Rex was screwing his general? Because their conversation sounded kinda suggestive and then they trail off to do something secret.

+ Ahsoka going “my older brother thought me”after kicking a guy where it hurts most. I now imagine Anakin going to Ahsoka as soon she got to be his padawan: “Listen up Snips, if you ever facing a creepy guy, you kick them right there”

+ When the sisters make their escape I don’t get why they don’t let Ahsoka fly. She’s clearly the more capable pilot.

+ Controversial opinion: I have a strong dislike for Bo Katan. She’s a fucking terrorist who doesn’t betray the deathwatch when they murder an entire innocent village, no but when there’s Maul trying to take their authority. Says a lot about her character if you ask me.

+ I mcfucking cried when the clones painted their helmets according to Ahsoka’s face markings and my flatmates gf came in and asked me if everything’s alright. I am fucking embarrassing I have seen this scene three times already but I still bawl like a baby.

+ Also my dear Obi-Wan can you quit being an ass? A “hello Ahsoka, nice to see you” wouldn’t have killed you.

+ Through the whole show most of the characters seemed to appear increasingly tired towards the end. Especially Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, but other characters aswell. The only one who seems to stay energized is Anakin. He becomes more serious but I feel like he’s the only one at the end that is still going into battles with full energy. It almost felt like he’s especially thriving in a war scenario which is incredibly sad.

+ The beauty of that last scene with Vader is truly unparalleled. I don’t ever think a tv show can recreate that.

+ I still love this show to bits and I cried 5 times total during that rewatch, shit this was nice.

[righoul]

Oh Honey, I'm the Big, Bad Wolf / Wolverine x Reader (18+ only)

Pairing: Logan (Wolverine) x Reader

Warnings: nsfw, smut, 18+, rough sex, creampie, missionary position, doggy style, roleplay, biting, ass grabbing

Word count: 2.3k

Synopsis: I wanted to try and write a Wolverine x Reader, but would it sound hot if Logan poses as the Big, Bad Wolf? Anyways, enjoy 😊

You have been trekking these snowy mountains for so long you have lost track of time. The sun was starting to set, and it would be dark very soon if you don’t find shelter. These Canadian mountains aren’t too kind to those who don’t know their way, and the winter is just as harsh at night.

“Damn it.” You whined. “I don’t have enough time.”

“Ya lost out here, Red?”

You gasped as you heard a deep voice rumbled behind you. You turned around to see a man that is wearing only jeans, a wife beater, a flannel shirt, and a pair of boots. You took in his features. He’s tall and very broad around the shoulders. His hair is a dark brown, kind of shaggy looking but it’s well kept. He also had some unusual facial hair, something that you would see in a Civil War photograph. But what really strike you was his hazel eyes. He is very intimidating, but you thought of him to be handsome. At first, you were confused at the nickname that he gave you but then you remembered, you were wearing your maroon velvet trench coat.

“God, you scared me!” You gasped.

He let out a chuckle, “Sorry about that, darlin’. Why are ya out here all by yourself? It’s about to get dark.”

“I know. I was trying to find my relative’s home, but I seem to lose my way.”

The stranger looked around us and stared back at you. He rose an eyebrow at you.

“There’s not a single house around these parts beside mine.”

You crossed your arms at your chest. You straightened your back and you felt like you grew at least a few inches. “As you can see, I’m not from here.”

“I can tell, sweetheart.”

You wanted to sneer at him, but you didn’t have a whole lot of time out here. Winters are brutal in Canada.

“Can I at least get some shelter, please? I’ll be out of your hair before you know it.”

“Alright, follow me.”

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After hiking through the snow, the sun just now made it to sundown, and you arrived at the stranger’s home. Your mother always warned you about going into stranger’s houses since you were a child. Ever since you’ve been going to do errands and making trips to your grandmother’s house. But this is the one exception that you can make. The stranger unlocked his door to his cabin and opened the door wide open.

“Ladies first.” He smirked.

You wanted to smack that stupid look on his face so badly just for being a cocky bastard and you also wanted to kick yourself for letting his charms get to you. You were feeling like a schoolgirl around this man, for God’s sake!

“Thank you. You have a lovely home here.”

You peeled off your trench coat and hung it on a coat rack by the door. You rubbed your arms, trying to gain some warmth. You were wearing an oversized sweater that had a v shaped on the back and the front, and it was coming off both your shoulders. The stranger was trying not to peek at your front since he can about see your cleavage. You took noticed at it, so you rest your arms at your chest.

He cleared his throat and asked, “Ya hungry?”

“Yes, I’m starving!” You beamed.

You followed him to the kitchen, and as if on cue, the soup that was sitting on the stove was ready. He fixed up both of your bowls and placed it on the table. You sat across from him and dug into your nice, warm meal. The stranger took in your features. He had to admit, you were very pretty. You had curves in all the right places and the way that you placed your hair on one side gave him a bird’s eye view of your impeccable neck. He licked his lips just thinking about placing bruises and love bites on that neck and other places as well. His pants were starting to feel too tight for his liking, but he had to take his time with her.

“I never got to know your name.” You spoke after a moment of silence.

“Logan. The name’s Logan.” He gruffed.

“Logan.” You mumbled to yourself.

He liked his name being rolled off your tongue. Almost as if it was second nature to you. He could feel his bulge pressing hard against his denim jeans and it was killing him. Not yet, he thought to himself. You leaned down to eat the last bit of your meal. As you did, Logan timed it perfectly to see the tops of your breast, noticing that you were not wearing a bra. If he keeps this up, he might explode. Just a little longer. If even though he doesn’t know it, you couldn’t help but lifted your eyes up as you saw Logan getting front row tickets to see over your sweater front. You slowly got up as you both finished your bowls.

“I’ll go ahead and do the dishes.”

“Wait. You’re a guest, I should do it. Make yourself at home.”

“It’s the least I can do.”

You walked over to the sink and began cleaning. Logan followed you. He grabbed your waist and turned you around to look at him. You let out an audible gasp, but Logan for once ignored the tightness of his jeans. You start to feel the wetness between your legs, and you were sure Logan got a whiff of it. He cocked his smile, showing his canines. He knew he had you in his traps.

“I don’t know what game you’re playin’ here, but I’m starting to lose patience.” He grumbled.

You raised your eyebrow at him and sneered, “I caught you twice looking at my breast and I’m the one playing games?”

Logan grabbed your face and leaned in, his lips ghosting over yours.

“Y’know, that mouth of yours is gonna get ya a whole lot of trouble if ya keep that up.”

Now, you were testing him. By not pushing this guy’s buttons too much, you apologized like a scolded child.

“Atta girl.”

Logan let go of your cheeks and you couldn’t help but rubbed your face from how hard he was holding it. You peered up at him through your lustful lashes. You decided not to fuel the fire and walked past him as you were about to grab your coat.

“Thanks for the meal, but I should get g—.”

As you turned to face your host, he slammed his hand on the door right next to your head. You were surprised by the action, and you looked up at him.

“The weather is still bad out there, sweetheart.” Logan said, barely above a whisper.

“I’ll take my chances.” You challenged.

Logan leaned towards your face and was staring straight to your soul.

“I never noticed how dark your eyes got till since now.” I whimpered.

“Maybe ya were starting to piss me off with your stubbornness.”

You tried to swallow down your fears, but Logan knows you were not hiding it very well. God, why did he have to sound so hot?

“And your hands are so big.”

“All the more to grab on.”

Logan took his other hand and gave your ass a good slap following with a firm squeeze. You let out a moaning gasp and before you realized it, you covered your mouth hoping he didn’t hear it. Oh, he heard it alright. And how it sounded like music to him. He wanted to hear more from you. He was starting to enjoy toying with his little plaything. Logan leaned down, breathing into your neck.

“God, I could do so much to ya right now. Ya couldn’t even imagine.”

For once, you were at a loss of words. Logan took noticed of it and peer up at you.

“Cat got your tongue, doll?”

“Please.” You whispered.

“Please, what?” Logan taunting you.

To kiss you already? Take you here in front of the fireplace? Let you go? Your head was spinning. You didn’t know what you want. Logan was focusing back to the area where your shoulder was meeting your neck and was placing small pecks. Your knees were starting to grow weak, and you were breathing heavy. He then began to lightly scrap your neck with his teeth, but his sharp canines got the best of him.

“What sharp teeth you have.” You moaned.

You could feel Logan’s lips curled into a smile as he is nibbling your neck like he was savoring it.

“So, I could claim ya.”

Within milliseconds, Logan lifted you up and you wrapped your legs around his waist so you wouldn’t fall. He placed both his hands on your ass to help support you. He was now making long strides to his bedroom. Both lips were fighting for dominance, teeth scraping against one another, and your hands found its way to help loosen his belt buckle. You were starting to get frustrated, but you were determined. Logan chuckled against your lips, but he had a mission to carry on. You managed to unbuckle his belt as you both finally made it to his room, and he gently tossed you to the bed, causing you to bounce a few times. You peered at him seductively as he was tearing off his flannel and wife beater off, without breaking eye contact. You peeled off your leggings, only leaving you in your revealing sweater and black panties.

Logan’s eyes grown darker as he saw the show in front of him, in his bed, looking delicious as ever. He was starting to look like a starved man, and he couldn’t wait to take a bite out of you. He crawled towards you, placing slow kisses from your ankles to either side of your hips to your neck. To hold his weight, he placed both hands on either side of your head, caging you in. He leaned down to kiss you again, but you were refusing to let him in. He took noticed of this, so he slipped his hand underneath your sweater giving your breast a nice squeeze. You let out a moan, but before you close your mouth, Logan slipped his tongue inside, winning his dominance against you. Logan grew impatient and tore your sweater over your head and threw it somewhere in his room. You unbuttoned his pants and helped slid it off him as he did the rest and kicked it off him. Logan tore off your panties, leaving only your naked bodies pressing together. Logan let go of the kiss, leaving only a trail of saliva.

“Ya sure about this, darlin’? If I hurt ya, please tap me on the shoulder three times.”

“Please, fuck me.”

Logan cocked his eyebrow and gave you a smirk. That was all he needed to hear. He spat in his hand and gave his cock a few pumps before inserting it inside of you. He was pushing it all the way until he reached at the hilt. You grabbed onto both his shoulder as he was making fast pumps into you. You wrapped your legs around his waist, encouraging him to go deeper. He was fucking you hard and fast.

“Oh fuck, just like that.” You screamed.

“Ya taking me so well. Ya like it when I go rough on ya, huh?”

“Yes! F-fuck you feel so good!”

“Turn around for me, baby.”

You did as you were told and got on your hands and knees for him. Logan liked how obedient you were to him when it came down to sex. He’ll have to keep that in mind. Logan reentered himself inside your tight pussy and began pounding into you. Logan leaned down to your ear and started whispering dirty things to you. You were starting to see stars around you. He was basically fucking you stupid.

“Tell me what ya want, I’ll give it to ya.”

“P-p-please Logan! Cum in me!”

Logan couldn’t help but smile to himself. He loved hearing his name coming out of your mouth.

“Say my name again.”

“L-Logan! I’m about to c-c-cum!”

“Hold on. I’m right behind ya.”

Logan took his fingers and started rubbing circles on your clit. He knew you weren’t kidding when he could feel you clinching around his cock. His thrusts were starting to stutter, and his rhythm was out of sync.

“LOGAN!” You moaned out his name one last time before he began to roar into the sky as you climaxed. He thrust a few more times as he came inside your pussy. His thrusts began to slow, riding out his high. Both of you fell into the bed, coming down from your euphorias.

Logan got up to go to the bathroom to grab a wet rag. As he came back, he wiped you down first and then himself. He tossed the wet rag into the hamper and joined you in his bed. Logan pulled you to his chest and rubbed circles on your back.

“Y’know, I used to think that this whole roleplaying shit was gonna be a waste of my time, but damn was I wrong?” Logan chuckled.

You propped yourself up and gave his shoulder a little push, knowing it wouldn’t move him much.

“You see, I told you we need to spice up our relationship every once in a while.”

“God, I love ya.”

“And I love you, too, baby.”

You leaned towards Logan to kiss him a good night, but Logan had other plans. Before you could turn your back on him, Logan placed his hand firm on your chest to lay you still.

“This big, bad wolf could go for round two. If you’re up for it.”

[existslikepristin]

Poll is set to be a week long again because tomorrow through Friday are going to be long work days, but I'll probably screenshot the incomplete results on Saturday and start writing the next part at that point

Tags: NSFW, S.M.U.T., genie, anal

(Story Index)

The top bunk

“Yeah, let’s fuck on the top bunk,” you say, a little unsure of exactly what you meant.

“You have a bunk bed?” Joy asks.

“No.”

“What, uh… what bunk bed then?”

You glare. “Can you make this happen or does it need to be a wish?”

Joy shrugs. “I mean yeah, I can do it. Let’s see…” she taps her chin contemplatively, “Top bunk… top bunk…”

It’s very dark. The first thing you feel is the instant, albeit subtle rise in temperature. You smell something light and floral. Instead of standing up, you’re lying on your stomach on a combination of two soft surfaces (it’s a mattress and Joy’s body. You’re not fucking stupid). You’re sure there was a transition of some sort between your kitchen and wherever you are now, but it feels very vague.

“Top bunk!” Joy chirps. She’s only barely visible in the dark.

“Where are we?” you ask, reasonably.

“Legend says that if you cum in my ass, I’ll tell you.”

Whatever. That’s kind of what you were going for anyway. You pull back and thrust ahead into your sudden missionary position, and hear the clattering of your sturdy-enough plastic mug hitting the slightly distant floor. The bed beneath you creaks and wobbles dangerously.

“Oh fuck. The tea!” Joy whines, but that complainy whine shifts into a needy whine when you lift her legs around you and pound into her ass.

Joy’s body is hot against yours. Maybe a little hotter than you’d expect from a human, and you mean that physically and in the sex way. No human being has any business feeling this good, moaning just right into your ear, teleporting you to unknown locations. Her calves on your lower back, arms thrown around your shoulders, and breasts pressed into your chest. You kiss her neck and her jawline, and she does the same back to you. You can’t help but think her lips are laced with some kind of magical drug designed to arouse you further.

Alternatively, you’re just on the verge of cumming in Joy’s ass. And you do, forgetting about the new location (as if it mattered anyway) and releasing what feels like years worth of cum (as if it worked like that) into her. Much like the last time a few minutes ago, she becomes your world for those few moments. She clenches around you, limbs and asshole alike, in her orgasm… or something like that. You didn't bother to ask. The bed quakes and creaks further, but you're so absorbed in your climax that you don't register the potential consequences of that.

It takes a while for you to finish and come out of your jizz daze. It feels rather liquidy inside Joy's butt, so you briefly wonder if the magic she pulled earlier had some additional effect on the amount of cum you generated, on top of just refreshing your energy.

Joy rubs her legs together on your back, coming down from her own high. She kisses your cheek tenderly until you pull away and look at her. You have adjusted a bit to the new illumination situation, so you can see her smile as she looks into your eyes. There's a little spark of affection on her face.

Suddenly, your eyes are assaulted by a flash of light, and your ears by a woman's shrill scream.

"Who the fuck are you?!"

With your fight or flight response triggered, you look around frantically, regretting it because of the intense light coming through a doorway, but you see a way down from the top bunk you can now visually confirm you're on.

Joy (whose ass your dick is still firmly within) speaks quickly, "Shhh! Heather, it's me!"

There's a pause, and then, "Joy?"

"You know each o—" you cut yourself off, realizing you're naked and fucking in front of a stranger, presumably on her bed.

"Where the fuck is Anya?"

Joy leans out from under you to more properly address this Heather person. "Oh, I don't know."

Heather gasps, "Is this your new master?"

"Sure is."

"Is Anya dead?!"

"What? No. She used her last wish on immortality, so she most definitely is not."

"I thought you told her not to do that."

"I did! She firmly insisted!"

"Okay, well… please get off my bed."

"I thought you used the bottom bunk."

"After Anya graduated, I took the top."

"Oh… well, okay. We can leave."

Your eyes have almost finished adjusting to the light, and you get a good look at this Heather. It's hard to get a read on her height from your vantage point, but you gather that she's a pale, chubby woman with long brown hair, and she's absolutely rocking a blue crop top. Just then, a green smoke floats into your line of sight.

"Wait, Joy! I've been meaning to ask you wh—"

You're in your kitchen again, on your feet, but still with your dick in Joy's butt. She's on her back on the table once again.

"So… Heather?" you ask.

"Last master's college roommate. And no, I don't know why her elbows are so crusty. She says the baby powder helps, but it doesn't."

"And Anya?"

"Last master. She's immortal now."

"I gathered. Why?"

"She wished for immortality like a dipshit."

"No, why did you take us there?"

"It was the first top bunk I could think of. I didn't think it would be a big deal since I've already had so much sex up there with my last master, Heather, and the harem of anime boys they shared."

"Anime boys?"

Joy's butt plug appears in her hand just as your dick goes soft enough to fall out of her ass on its own, and Joy pops it in, holding in what seems to be an unusually large amount of your cum. "Yeah, my last master was a big ol' weeb. I didn't expect to like it, but two-dimensional cock is actually pretty cool. Strangely, it works. They were all such gentlemen, too."

Options:

Holy shit! Wish for your own harem of anime boys!

Wait, wait. Girls. Wish for an anime girl harem.

Go back and figure out Heather's question (and phone number).

Wish for your old bully to know about all the sex you're having.

[theteasetwrites]

The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon | S1E1 Thoughts

Okay I am gonna list all my positive and negative thoughts regarding each episode (I know no one asked but I feel like this is the only thing I am somewhat “qualified” to talk about ad nauseam on here).

⚠️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️ do not read below the cut unless you’re okay with spoilers

Positive Thoughts

Norman’s acting is so good like?? Listen we all know he’s not Laurence Olivier and he doesn’t claim to be but goddamnit he nails the subtleties of Daryl’s expressions and conveys his emotions really well I think! I’m very impressed

Daryl hot

Obviously the cinematography, setting, and aesthetics are really cool. It’s both gritty but pretty!! I love the gothic architecture and how OLD everything looks, which is only exacerbated by the apocalyptic feel

Everyone in the cast is so good in terms of acting (well, I mean… Laurent is certainly there but he’s a child so we’ll be lenient)

Daryl hot

The walkers are great as usual. I love the burners. Really interesting! I’m kind of wondering if the “experiments” the people on the ship refer to relate to the burners? Maybe they’re making them like that idk.

I love the religious imagery. We have had cults and stuff in TWDU before but I don’t think we’ve had this Catholic vibe going on. I’m a sucker for anything nun related because I have a weird infatuation with them, so I’m all for it.

DARYL BATHTUB SCENE??? They put that in for the girls and the gays and we are LIVING for it

Daryl hot

Daryl is so reminiscent of early seasons TWD era with his witty lines and snark remarks. I feel like we don’t get to see this side of Daryl very often anymore, but now that he has his own show and is THE main character, we get to see those sides that have been neglected again. I also love how much he sort of scoffs at the nuns and their religion. Atheist Daryl we love to see it

It’s cool seeing people in France dealing with the same things our characters have dealt with since the beginning. It’s interesting to see these new parts of the world in this universe for sure

Daryl hot

I honestly just love thinking about how when Daryl gets home he is gonna have such a crazy ass story to tell everyone! It’s gonna be so cute to see him telling all the kids about how heroic he is and ugh yessss

Daryl deserves his own show. He deserves to be THE main character. People who said he can’t lead a show? Nah. Reconsider

I also love that Daryl MIGHT potentially save the world. Cool asf. And if anyone from the original series should save the world, I think it’s him.

Daryl hot

Negative Thoughts:

Okay. I have some very petty/subjective critiques. I realize a lot of you guys probably disagree with me but that’s okay! Don’t read my negative thoughts if you aren’t prepared to be annoyed with me lol. Once again, a lot of these are super petty/nitpicky

First thing that bothers me is that Daryl says he is from the Commonwealth. No. He is from Alexandria, thank you very much. Well, at least he should be. He should’ve been living at Alexandria imo but the finale didn’t really make it explicitly clear where he was living in that year time jump. Basically I just hate the Commonwealth because I have zero attachment to it and it’s just a stupid ass place that I wanna forget about

Daryl seeing Carol in his haze 🙄 … just annoys me solely because Carol annoys me. They could’ve just shown Judith because that would’ve made more sense to me. But don’t get me started, I don’t even want Carol in season 2. Anyway.

Laurent isn’t terrible but he’s kind of annoying in that “I’m so smart I know everything” way. Just very annoying smart kid at school who everyone hated vibes. Plus I just don’t think it’s realistic that he would be THAT smart just from being raised in a convent of nuns

I also fail to understand what they’re doing with Laurent. Is he just some kid that the nuns think is the messiah or is he ACTUALLY the messiah? Like are they gonna throw in a whole other supernatural religious element? Because Laurent conveniently knows Judith’s line from the finale “you deserve a happy ending too.” Right down to the letter. I find it cheesy as hell because I’m so tired of these blatant in your face parallels that are trying to be clever, which always involve children too like we get it children are basically the duck tape of TWDU. Don’t know what to do for this plot? Throw some kids in there!

Neither Positive nor Negative Thoughts:

I don’t trust the nuns. I think they’re gonna use Daryl to get what they want and they don’t really care about getting him home. Worse, I think it could be possible that Isabelle won’t let him get home. She already tried to keep him from using the radio. I’m not saying I hate her character or anything (I actually like her so far… as long as she stays friendly and not… overly friendly), I just think she’s way too invested in this “messiah” stuff to actually care about Daryl so I fear she will take advantage of him. We shall see.

Ok, those are pretty much all of my thoughts!

[sparklingpax]

HEADMASTER JUNIORS IN THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY MUSIC VIDEO

!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOWWWW I SAW FIRST THING WAKING UP TODAY I LITERALLY FLIPPED TF OUTTT 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️ LIKE NOT ONE BUT MULTIPLE MASTERFORCE REFERENCES IN 2024.....WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE FR 😭💗💗💞❤️✨‼️🔥🫶✨

wait I'm gonna take fhis opportunity to gush about the video its 1 am im only half awake there will probably be typos sorrY

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Genuinely would have been ecstatic with just a god ginrai in the bg and I honestly didn't even expect as much but man oh MAN did they give us so much more than that 🥳🥳

oh but lemme say ginrai SLAYEDDD HE LOOKED SO AMAZING AND COOL I was literally squealing "YES GO MY SILLY GOOOO" like the Dork that I am when he was out there doin the exkaiser sword pose w the others 🫶🫶🫶🫶 EEEEEE

and also!!! Let us NOT forget ofc all the other TF series and leaders and characters and such getting their time in the spotlight and the MANY little references to all kinds of stuff everywhere and.....!!!!!! Like I have so much respect for that video 🥹 it's such a detailed, wonderful tribute to everything transformers has been, is, and continues to be. Themes of connections literal and metaphorical and the power and beautythat comes from it. UFFF and Everything was so pretty and wonderful to look at and (⁠ﾉ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠ ⁠ﾐ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very happy with it <3333

and also Yes I did have the thought It would have been cool to see the Pretenders (😭) but I also understand its probably hard enough to tastefully fit in all thr characters they did (and plus! Masterforce Mentioned At All is such a huge W youre not hearing Complaints from me 🫡) and also y'know what. maybe. maybe that was for the best because I might have simply combusted into fucking flames if they did that. Like you all think I'm annoying about those guys NOW but if I saw them animated all pretty and shape andshiny and sharp like that.........or.GOD if they had put their human forms in there...........I would need to be restrained is all I'll say

AND y'know what too it actually also fuels me with even MORE willpower than I already have to work for and eventually finish this illustration degree, somehow hopefully make it to a position where I too can make masterforce references in 4k except OFFICIAL and also have the opportunity to be insufferable about my blorbo of all time and space <333333 stupid silly ass dream of mine that may never happen but mark my WORDS if I get even the slightest opportunity y'all.....I want to do a masterforce centric project someday. Like a real one. Something for the world to see at large. I want to do something with it I really really feel like I could......,! I would achieve one of my few life goals/dreams fr......

GOSH ok anyway sorry I went on for quite a while there and then started derailing the topic at hand SORRYY 😭😭😭 but yea man I love transformers I love being a fan of this franchise I love how many thousands of characters and all the stories and universes and stuff there is and how crazy and cool it all is and that it's been a part of my life for most of my life and it's the reason I'm an artist and god that video will have me emotional for a long ass time *wails* good NIGHT 😭🫶❤️❤️🫶💖✨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(-kuni 🫣)

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G Witch Onscreen Text: Episode 1

This is the second part of a project where I try my best to document and discuss all of the (relatively important) text that appears on monitors and screens in G Witch. Cause I can.

<< Click here to see the one I did on the Prologue

ooOOooohhh beneath the cut lie the HORRORS....

Just to give you an idea of how needlessly hard they went on the monitor text, when Suletta is rescuing Miorine, she mentions that she's almost out of oxygen, and then, when she brings her into Aerial's cockpit, on her helmet, you can faintly see text displaying the amount of oxygen.

And THEN, when she starts talking to Miorine, the text on her helmet changes AGAIN to display that the comm link has been established

WHY DID THEY DO THAT????

Well clearly they did it cause they knew my stupid ass would eventually document it. Anyway, let us begin.

TEXT: I am a HARO. You can ask me anything! (The only text on the icons I can make out are MAP and SCHOOL, unfortunately.)

This is the HARO navigation bot Suletta meets when first coming to Asticassia, and we know that it's Haro Navigation System Ver. 3.0! If that's something that interests you....

TEXT: MOBILE CRAFT FUTURE TECHNOLOGY SIZE 6.6m 18.8t

Not much of note, it's just a hologram of a mobile craft. Exciting if you like mobile crafts. (I like mobile crafts)

When the Docks containing the Demi Trainers are locked, the display says LOCKED. When they're in use, the display says IN OPERATION.

TEXT: (Left) PILOTING DEPARTMENT KP001 GUEL JETURK MO-0032G GUEL'S DILANZA 26 WINS 0 LOSS 0 TIE

(Right) PILOTING DEPARTMENT KP029 PARKER EASTCOTT TKG-328 KAPELL-KUU 2 WINS 1 LOSS 1 TIE

The Battle Display for the first duel we see in the show, and from this we can see that Guel currently stands undefeated with 26 wins! Double digits! No wonder he's the ace pilot at Asticassia...too bad he's a dick.

This is the graph that's shown during the Benerit Group board meeting, detailing the earnings of the groups members for the current period.

Interestingly, the 3 highest earners are: Peil Technologies - 8000 Grassley Defense Systems - 8100 Jeturk Heavy Machinery - 8300

So, funnily enough, at the beginning of the story, Jeturk Heavy Machinery is actually the most successful company within the group. It explains why Vim Jeturk felt so comfortable in his plot to assassinate Delling, and goes to show how quickly he fell from the top position after Guel lost to Suletta all those times.

Fun Fact by the way, Prospera's first appearance in the show proper is during this meeting.

She seems kind of annoyed about something.

TEXT: DUEL COMMENCING FIRST TO BREAK MS BLADE ANTENNA IS THE WINNER

We don't see it very often, but during a duel, a display stating the win condition of the duel is broadcast for the benefit of the spectators.

When Miorine boards Aerial for the duel, we get a look at its system control menu.

Top to bottom, left to right, the options are: COCKPIT VOICE RECORDER IDENTIFICATION FRIEND FLIGHT DATA RECORDER NAVIGATION DISPLAY WEAPON SELECTION CONDITION MONITOR COMMUNICATION SYSTEM GROUND POWER UNIT INSTRUMENT FLIGHT RULE SIMULATOR INSTRUMENT APPROACH CHART INSTRUMENT LANDING SYSTEM APPROACH POINT RAM AIR TURBINE

We also get a brief look at the Weapon Selection Sub-Menu

TEXT: SELECT YOUR WEAPON BEAM SABER BEAM RIFLE BEAM VULCAN

I think a lot of the main settings are interesting (what the hell is "Identification Friend?") but what's really interesting to me is that Aerial's Gundbits don't seem to be selectable via the Weapon Menu.

We also get a brief glimpse at the Red Dilanza's control menu.

No idea what I'm looking at, to be totally honest, but yknow. It's nice!

TEXT: EMERGENCY BUTTON

When Suletta intrudes into the duel and gets back in Aerial, we see that it has an emergency button (seemingly somewhere on its foot) that opens the cockpit.

TEXT: COMMUNICATION MODE -OUTERCOM-

When Suletta headbutts Miorine and they start arguing about Aerial, Aerial's comms system gets set to OUTERCOM mode, which explains why everyone outside of Aerial can hear the argument.

This could have been done by accident when Suletta headbutted Miorine, but I like to believe that Eri herself did this on purpose.

Just so it isn't left unsaid, Aerial's Permet ID is XVX-016, and when a combatant in a duel is the Holder, the Holder Symbol is displayed on their Duel Card.

When Suletta is telling Miorine about her mother's motto, the GUND-Bits appear on the monitor and come online as Aerial 'speaks.' This, combined with the fact that the GUND-Bits aren't accessible via the Weapon Select menu, implied all the way back in episode one that it's Eri who controls them. Although interestingly, it seems that, internally, the GUND-Bits are referred to as GUNBITS.

I obviously won't transcribe the two pages of this book, but the book El4n is reading here is actually The World as Will and Representation by German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer. We actually see its title in a later episode, and the main ideas present in this work are extremely important when it comes to understanding El4n's character. But that's a story for another post.

TEXT:

YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE DUEL.

thanks!

TEXT: HOLDER REGISTRATION [SETTINGS]

I always thought it was a little funny how the transferring of the holder title was just like, an option on their phones and not an automatic process.

ADDENDUM:

Thank you to @the-eeveekins for pointing out that Aerial is currently running SYS Ver E.S (Ericht Samaya) as opposed to 2.0 in the Lfrith!

I didn't even notice!! That's crazy!!! Thank you so much!

Also I realize I should probably point out that we see that Nika's ID is LM236 in this photo. She never duels so there's never a moment where she says it out loud.

And that's all for episode 1! Not too much super interesting, but there's still a lot to see and think about if you're paying attention! (Like, why does Aerial have a Cockpit Voice Recorder at all, actually? We know that Suletta often talks with Aerial in the cockpit about personal stuff so...you don't think that....Prospera....?)

Click here to go to Episode 2! >>

Click here to go to the Masterpost!

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KATE BISHOP x READER

SEX EDUCATION (PART 1)

A/N: HELLO HELLO HELLO PEOPLE! FIRST THING FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I know I kinda disappeared and went M.I.A. for a while but I'm studying for a really tough exams and it's making me exhausted 😩

Anyway, I didn't stop writing! So here I am with a new chapter that will have a part 2 that I've already wrote and it only needs to be proofread (and a part 3 that I'm actually working on and maybe a few more parts if inspiration hits me!).

So enjoy! And don't forget to tell me what you guys think! ❤️

Sending love ❤️

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Summary: Y/N and Kate got assigned to a new mission into an high school to find expose a few people selling illegal weapons, using their position to get away with it without consequences and getting caught.

Warnings: smut.

Word count: 17817 words.

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Y/N sighed in fatigue after the umpteenth squat she did and let the heavy ball fall off her hands and onto the floor when Maria Hill entered the room calling her name. "Hey Y/N!"

"Hill! What a surprise! How are you?" Y/N walked over the bench where she left her towel and dumped her sweaty forehead as she watched Maria approach her with a small smile.

"Good, things in Washington are pretty crazy, I missed this place."

"Pftt, yeah, stay here for a couple of days and you’ll fly back to Washington in no time." Y/N joked before taking a large gulp of water as Maria laughed gently at her sentence.

"Oh please! A couple of days are too much! I’ll give her 5 hours." Y/N turned around with a snort when she heard Cassie’s voice coming from the gym’s entrance and her stomach lurched up into her throat when she noticed Kate standing beside her with a smug smirk on her face, mirroring the blonde’s one.

"Still too much." Kate butted in with a mischievous tone as she leaned with her left shoulder on the doorstep and crossed her arms under her chest, a gesture that made Y/N’s body set aflame and she thanked her workout and God she could use her workout to justify her red cheeks, as her smile grew bigger, "I’ll give her one hour."

"Keep doing this relentless teasing and I’ll go back to Washington in 2 minutes." Maria joked alongside the girls and made all them laugh heartily with her. "Anyway, I’m sadly here for just a week. Fury asked me to organize a few files and to assign you guys a few missions to work on. I’m starting with Cassie and Kamala. She is already waiting in my office."

"Oh no, called into the principal’s office. Good luck Cass." Y/N joked and dodged a bottle of water when Cassie threw one at her at her mocking while Kate laughed care-freely.

"Do not joke too much about it Y/L/N. You too Bishop. You two are next."

Maria left with Cassie right after, both sporting smug smiles when they saw the other two girls gulp loudly in fright as they met their eyes.

-

"Oh girls! Come sit!"

"First of all, do not call my parents okay? It was a stupid prank and it was all her idea!" Y/N continued to joke after letting Kate into Maria’s office and closing the door behind her, taking a seat right beside Kate in front of Maria’s desk and laughed loudly when Kate opened her mouth in outrage and slapped her shoulder with the back of her hand.

"You bitch! That’s how it is now? We agreed on sharing the blame!"

Maria shook her head at the two Avengers’ banter but laughed under her breath, she missed them so much. "Okay kids enough. As much as I love this, we need to discuss a few serious things. I have a mission for you two."

"Great! It’s been a month since my last mission and I missed going on the field to kick some ass!" Y/N clapped her hands enthusiastically and smiled at Kate, who sported her same ecstatic expression as she nodded at her in agreement.

"Well this time there are going to be no ass kicking, well in some way it can be involved but not that kind of ass kicking! Anyway, I’m rambling. Hm- speaking of going to the principal’s office, I need you to infiltrate into an high school in California. We had been keeping an eye on the principal and a few more employers there and we think they are involved in illegal arms traffic, including a few weapons that are not from this world and they are benefitting from their positions in the school to get away with it. We want you to find out how many people are involved and to stop them."

"Okay, it should be easy." Y/N nodded after grabbing the files Maria gave them as she explained their mission and skidded her eyes over quickly to gain as much information as possible while listening intently to Maria delivering their mission’s details.

"Yeah." Kate nodded in agreement as she read over the file and scrunched her eyebrow up in confusion when she noticed the file didn’t have her profile for the mission. "What are we gonna do? I don’t see my profile in here."

"Oh here." Maria gave Kate a paper before doing the same with Y/N. "The mission should last about 3 months."

"What?!"

"What?!" The two girls asked in confusion at the same time, moving their eyes from their profiles to Maria, not having enough time to look at their covers for the mission, too much in disbelief to have the time to read them.

"I know, I know. But it is important that you two will blend well with the school’s environment to not rise suspicion before taking action. You two will gain intel at first then will take action later on the mission."

"Ugh and I thought I was done being an high school student after graduating." Y/N sighed dejectedly and she grimaced at the thought of having to go back to the hellhole everyone calls high school.

"Well, you’re not gonna exactly be a student." Maria stated vaguely as she avoided Y/N’s curious gaze, making her move her eyes then on the profile and gasping loudly when she read her cover for the mission, making Kate look up from her own papers and meet her gaze curiously.

"I’m gonna be a teacher." Y/N spoke up with something Kate couldn’t exactly detect as she tried to read over Y/N’s papers.

"Well you got lucky, I will have to study all over again and go to class!" Kate whined comically, hoping to hear Y/N’s laugh but when she turned her head to look at her she found her face red as a tomato as she avoided everyone’s gaze. "What?"

"Really? Of all subjects you could’ve choose, that is the one you picked up?"

"I’m sorry! It was the only free spot in the school!"

"Can someone help me understand?"

"I’m going to be a sex education teacher."

"Oh."

-

After running over the details, Y/N and Kate went their separate ways to prepare for their mission since they have to leave in a few days. "Fuck. How am I going to function normally when I’ll have to listen to her teach about sex?"

Kate whined loudly as she stressed over the situation before falling face first on the bed and groaning into the pillow, "oh come on now, Kate Bishop. You should not worry about it."

"Really?" Kate lifted her head from the pillow and met the Russian’s gaze with her right eyebrow arched up expectantly, waiting for Yelena to explain further down her thoughts.

"Yes! You already don’t function properly around her, so I don’t see why trying to do that when she will talk about sex in front of you." Kate groaned at Yelena’s mocking and slammed her head back into the pillow, hitting her knee gently with her foot when she heard her chuckle beside her.

"I’m still trying to understand why I even try to ask for your help."

"Because I give pretty good advices Kate Bishop."

"I beg to differ. All you do is make fun of me and of my crush for Y/N."

"Because is very funny watching you make a fool out of yourself in front of her. I’m considering asking Maria to join you just to witness you struggling while she talks about vaginas."

Kate grunted in frustration and turned herself on her back to stare up at the ceiling while brushing her hair off her face, "I’m screwed."

"Only if you listen and put into practice those lesson Y/N will teach. Maybe ask her to tutor you." Yelena mocked and teased Kate some more and chuckled at her grunt on frustration before patting her head and laying beside her on the bed to discuss a bit more about the mission’s details and tease Kate about her crush on Y/N.

-

"No Pete, I’m serious! What do I do? Fuck! I can’t stand in front of Kate talking about sex!"

"I don’t see the problem Y/N/N. I mean it is embarrassing to talk about sex in front of horny teenagers that will probably laugh every time you will say something sexual-"

"Or like blush adorably just like you do every time I say clitoris. Ha! There it is!" Y/N laughed when she saw Peter look down at his wringing hands as his face flushed deep red.

"Anyway, you should really tell her how you feel Y/N/N. I saw how Kate is with you, there is no way she doesn’t feel the same."

"Are you crazy? No! I’m not compromising our mission because of my feelings for her. I cannot stand spend 3 months, maybe more if we need more time, with her avoiding me because she doesn’t feel the same and she rejects me after I confessed my feelings for her. I’ll just avoid her gaze in class and think about her not being in the room with me."

"And when you have to ask questions to the class and correct her papers?" Peter asked with a knowing tone, smiling proudly in advance, knowing he had a point.

"You’re right! Fuck, I’m screwed."

-

"Holy shit this house is huge!"

"Yeah, Maria said it had a panel control that will automatically split the house in two houses if someone comes snooping around to prevent them to suspect we live together."

"Wait, how do you explain a teenager living alone?"

"Tony created high technology holograms that will make your fake parents appear if needed." Y/N explained as she left all their bags in the living room and sprawled on the couch in exhaustion with a huff.

"Wow, they thought about everything." Kate sat carefully beside Y/N’s head and immediately started caressing her scalp when the girl scooted closer to her and leaned her head on her lap, humming in appreciation at the sweet gesture.

"Anyway, we should be safe. This house is far away from any snooping and nosey neighbors and we live right outside the city."

"You’re right. We’re just have to endure the hellhole that is school."

-

"Okay, do you want to review your cover?" Y/N asked as they made their way around the house to put their weapons safely all around it as they familiarized with the place.

"Yeah, sure. It will help us get into character. I’ll start then you’ll review your cover." Y/N nodded and let Kate talk, giving her undivided attention as they stopped their chores and sat on the couch, "I’m Laura Anderson, I just moved here from Boston. My dad is a bioengineer that just got a new job here, while my mom is a lawyer."

"Great! And I’m Elizabeth Williams, I am psychologist specialized in sexology. Ugh, this is gonna be so fucking embarrassing!"

"Go on! We’ll discuss about how much embarrassing it will be after your review." Kate interjected with a wave of her hand and snorted with a smug smirk when Y/N regarded her with an unamused look then laughing softly under her breath, "don’t make that face and do not even start laughing to mock me, go on, c’mon- hey! That rhymed!"

Y/N shook her head when Kate lifted her finger up in surprise at her rhyme and giggled softly, "okay! Hm- I’m from Georgia and I just moved here after applying for the job at our school."

"And-?" Kate pressed Y/N on with a big smile, something that made Y/N grunt out loud with a roll of her eyes, making Kate’s grin getting bigger at her exasperated gesture with fondness filling her eyes.

"And- fuck this shit, they accepted me right away because of my PhD about the many physical and phycological layers of a vagina."

Y/N’s face fell in an unamused look when Kate bursted out laughing as she leaned her forehead over and laid it on her forearm, leaning her elbow on the doorframe of the living room after she walked back from getting a glass of water, while Y/N stared at her with fake annoyance from her sitting position on the couch. "Oh my god, that was amazing."

"I don’t know why you find it so funny." Y/N grabbed a pillow and hit Kate with it when she continued to giggle after she sat right beside her and pouted at her childishly.

"I don’t find the research funny, I found your discomfort talking about it funny." Kate explained with a too sweet smile and teasing wiggling eyebrows, making Y/N grunt in frustration as she pushed her gently on her shoulder, making her laugh heartily in the process.

"I hate you Bishop."

"No, you don’t." Kate smiled brightly at Y/N and grabbed her pillow from her hands when she tried to hit her with it again and smashed it softly on her face instead and giggled when Y/N regarded her with a pointed stare and grunted at her, before squinting her Y/E/C eyes at her, making Kate smile innocently at her as she winked flirtatiously at her then put on a smug smirk on her lips, something that made Y/N loose focus for a few seconds, "I know for a fact that you love me. C’mon say it, say you love me."

"Pfft, yeah sure. Keep dreaming Bishop."

"Don’t try to play the badass card with me. You love me. Admit it, you big softie."

Y/N was trying really hard to let the butterflies flying around her stomach to calm down but Kate was right. She loved her. She was in love with her. But she would never admit something like that to her. She let a small smile roll over her lips when the archer started poking her ribs with her pointer finger as she tried to shield herself away, even though she only wanted to lean more into the archer’s touch, "if I say I love you, will you leave me alone?"

"Only if it’s an heartfelt admission." Kate smiled sweetly at her and attacked her with both her hands now as she tickled her gently.

"Okay! Okay! Stop! I love you." Kate stopped just a few seconds, letting her hands hover over Y/N’s stomach as she stared pointedly at her with her right eyebrow arched up in question, "I do! I truly dO NO STOP!" Y/N shrieked loudly when Kate let a shit-eating grin dust over her features before continuing her tickling attack on Y/N. "Okay! I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU! KATE PLEASE STOP!"

"See?! It wasn’t that difficult." Kate laughed heartily at their playful banter and leaned her head on Y/N’s shoulder as she tried to regain her breath and sighing contentedly when Y/N rounded her arm around her shoulder and leaned them both back on the couch, cuddling softly one another, before focusing again on their files and covers for their mission that was about to start in two days.

-

"Good morning class! I’m your new teacher, Miss Williams. I know you guys will probably spend a lot of time in my class laughing your ass off about things we will discuss, but I just want to clarify a few things." Y/N wrote her name on the blackboard and turned around, met Kate’s eyes just a brief second before looking at the class staring at her wide eyed, "yeah I said ass. It’s not like we’re not gonna talk about it during this class." Y/N smiled at the class laughing at her joke and watched as Kate rolled her eyes fondly with small shake of her head and a knowing smirk. "Okay, no swearing in my class. I just wanted to make that joke." Y/N snorted as she clapped her hands before she walked over her desk and leaned her butt on it gingerly, "anyway, like I was saying, I know you guys will probably feel embarrassed or amused with a few, if not all of them, of the things we will cover in my class, but I just wanted to create a safe space here to talk seriously about sex. That’s why I’m here." Y/N smiled sweetly at the students staring at her with rapt attention and nodded softly, "also if someone of you makes fun of your classmates, will be sent right away to the principal. Do not make me do that. I want to be your teacher but also a friend with whom you can talk freely and seriously about sex. Now, here’s what we’re gonna do. Move all your seats to form a circle, c’mon." Y/N watched as the teens moved their seats around diligently and looked expectantly at Y/N now sat comfortably on the desk, "since this is your first day of school I wanted just to talk freely about a few things and include you guys in it. First thing first. This-" Y/N lifted a blue and green medium sized ball in her hand from behind her and showed it to the class, "is what I like to call my ‘talking ball’. I will pass it to one of you guys so you can answer whatever question I asked you, if you don’t know the answer don’t worry, just throw the ball right back to me and I will toss it to someone else or answer the question myself!" Y/N started to throw the ball all around her students, who seemed clearly invested in her lesson if their big smiles and eager behavior were anything to go by as they introduced themselves, asked questions and answered a few question from Y/N, before smiling warmly at Kate and throwing the ball to her.

"Hm, I’m Laura Anderson. I-I just moved here."

"Well, nice to meet you Laura." Y/N smiled a bit more to Kate before she threw the ball back at her to let a few more of her classmates to introduce themselves, "okay, now that we introduced ourselves, be patient with me. I may be young but I will need a few days to remember all your names!" Y/N joked as she rolled her eyes and tapped her temple gently, making the class laugh loudly. Kate had to admit Y/N was a pretty good actress. The more she watched her the more she noticed how much into character she was, not to mention hot as fu- what? Kate you can’t seriously think about that right now. She is supposed to be your teacher! My very hot, very distracting teacher though. "Let’s start with a few basic things about sex education. Do you guys know what a vagina is, right?" Y/N laughed alongside her students about her joke and watched as Kate imperceptibly rolled her eyes fondly at her, "from your laughs I assume you do! Anyway, let me start with dispelling a myth. You can’t actually lose something in there. The vagina is bounded at the inner end to the cervix-" Y/N lifted a book up and showed her students an image of a sectioned vagina and pointed to the aforementioned cervix, "and by the vagina’s own tissue. In other words it is not connected to other body parts. So nothing will ever go missing, it will just hurt a lot getting it out of it if something will ever happen." Y/N turned then a few pages and opened it to an image of a sectioned penis, "your penis is longer thank you think." A few murmurs followed by Y/N’s statement and she immediately stopped them with just a pointed stare at the boys smiling smugly, "like I was saying, around half of its length is stashed inside your body, but let me clarify that it just needs to stay this way to function properly."

Y/N continued to deliver a few random facts about sex, before deciding to include the class into her lesson and started asking a few simple question about sex, "okay Mia, can you tell me if it’s really possible to break a penis?"

The blonde girl grabbed the ball and squeezed it anxiously as she thought over the answer, "no?"

"Nope, it is actually possible. Don’t worry! It’s fine if you give me a wrong answer as long as you listen to the correct one!" The girl smiled in appreciation at Y/N and nodded as she listened intently to her explaining further, "it can actually happen to break it, usually during rough sex or when someone falls off the bed with an erection. It happens when you break the fibrous covering of the corpora cavernosa, that is a tissue that becomes erect when engorged with blood." Kate listened with rapt attention Y/N explaining all these things even though she knew she had to study them to make everyone believe she actually was a sex education teacher, "okay Laura, it’s your turn." Kate blinked a few times before grabbing swiftly and effortlessly thanks to her reflex - thank you archery - the ball that Y/N threw at her and forced her brain to work, "is it true that the clitoris has a lot in common with a penis?"

"Yes?" Kate asked more than answered and shivered copiously when Y/N regarded her with a proud smile.

"Very good! Can you tell me why?"

"Hm- no."

"It’s okay. It’s because it develops from an outgrowth in the embryo called genital tubercle. It is initially undifferentiated, but then it develops into either a penis or a clitoris for a vagina during the development of the reproductive system depending on the exposure to androgens, that are primarily male hormones." And right after her sentence the bell rang and all the kids groaned in frustration at the sound, "wow, I will make every other teacher jealous that my students wants to keep learning in my class."

Kate laughed alongside her classmates at her joke as she collected her things and walked over her next class, "have a good day Miss. Williams!"

"Thank you guys! Have a good day too!"

-

"I don’t know how you can talk so easily about sex without laughing or blushing." Kate admitted after taking a bite of the pizza they ordered and looked at Y/N incredulously as she chewed happily on her big bite.

"I don’t know actually. Maybe because I am acting."

"I would’ve definitely combusted when Troy asked ‘how do you know when a girl is coming?’. I almost did and I am playing a student."

"Oh my god I was about to laugh in his face! I had to restrain myself from commenting how, as usual, boys don’t know how to make a girl cum. But I had a small idea for tomorrow’s lesson."

Kate blushed at that and forced her face to not resemble a tomato right in front of Y/N, "what idea?"

"You’ll see."

-

"Okay guys! Yesterday Troy asked a really important question. I am not only making sure you know enough about safe sex and have it as safe as possible, I wanted you to know exactly how both your body and your partner’s one works! So I brought here with me something I used during my college days!"

Kate widened her eyes in surprise when Y/N lifted the cloth she placed on something on the desk and came face to face with a pretty faithful reproduction of a vagina and a penis, "what are those?" Kate turned her head around to her classmate Rose as she leaned over her chair to look at those two things on Y/N’s desk and stopped her mind from spiraling out of control and to get her head out of the gutter, especially when the main character of her dirty scenarios was right in front of her teaching a class.

"These are devices that replicate how a vagina and a penis work. Since Troy asked about how to know if your girl is coming and a lot of you seemed lost with my boring theoretical explanation, I’m giving you guys the opportunity to show your skills and to make this devices come! Wait that sounded wrong and weird! It sounded better in my head." Y/N grimaced and slapped her forehead with the palm of her hand, making the whole class laugh. Kate, despite putting up a façade and laughing along her classmates, was actually freaking out about this whole thing. It was already hard listening to Y/N explain the multitude of ways about how to make a girl come, but this? This was going to destroy Kate completely. "I see you guys a bit hesitant about all of this and since we have a pretty good relationship built on trust, I’m just gonna start first." Scratch that, this was going to completely ruin Kate - and of course completely ruin her panties, but let’s not focus on that now - .

"Hm, miss Williams?"

"Yes, Tracy?" Y/N turned around to the source of the sound and smiled warmly at the brunette with a lifted hand up, encouraging her to speak up.

"Do-do we have to work on both devices or-"

"Oh yeah! Good question!" Y/N clapped her hands and looked all around her students to calm their nerves down with a warm and comforting smile.

"Thanks."

"Okay." Y/N thought about her words for just a few seconds before grinning widely at the students all gathered around her in their chairs and looking at her expectantly with big, attentive, alert eyes full of curiosity but also a bit of fear and embarrassment, something that warmed Y/N’s heart at their obvious discomfort for the ‘test’ Y/N wanted to put them through during her lesson. She took a few more seconds to let silence wrap around them in a mix of comfort and awkwardness, keeping her students on their toes for good measure and for a bit of her own entertainment, meeting Kate’s curious but also a bit insecure eyes for just a brief second and forced herself on not winking at her, before sighing out loud and continuing with her train of thoughts, "if you want to, yes of course you guys can. But if you don’t feel comfortable around a vagina or a penis or both, just tell me. Don’t be afraid to talk about your sexuality and your preferences. We are like a family and family does not judge their members. Ever. Am I right guys?"

"Yes miss Williams!" Y/N was a bit surprised at the instant choir of voices following her sentence but smiled warmly at them, especially those guys whose were laughing and murmuring in amusement about a few things regarding sex the first day of school. Kate felt pride and love swell wildly into her chest at how thoughtful Y/N was and was being right now, how caring she had been since day one of teaching and how fucking good and hot she looked with her blue suit, half sat on her desk with her left leg bent and perched on it while she balanced her weight on her right foot planted on the floor and she had to literally restrain herself from putting aside those devices and show her classmates how to make a woman come with Y/N as a test subject. "I’ll start okay? So everyone will be comfortable enough to do the same if they want. Even though I had to work on both of them in college, I am gay. I like girls, so I would definitely like to work on this only. But, to show and demonstrate to everyone how these devices works, I will work on both of them for you guys." Y/N pointed to the fake vagina beside her and grinned encouragingly around the room.

"Oh no! Does it mean I lost my shot with you miss Williams?" Roy joked as he slammed his fists on his small desk dramatically, making Y/N laugh heartily alongside the class.

"I’m sorry Roy, I’m sure you will find your one and only. Keep searching, she will come up to you one day and you will be forever enchanted by her." Kate did a double take when she noticed Y/N looking at her with the corner of her eyes more than a few times, believing her brain was pulling a joke on her, but her mind pretty much short-circuited when Y/N looked at her for a brief second after finishing her speech, sending her the smallest of smiles she had ever seen before asking to the class, "okay, now, who wants to speak up next and tell us their preferences?" Kate looked around to make sure no one noticed Y/N regarding her small speech to Kate and sighed softly under her breath when they were all engrossed in Y/N teaching her class. Who would blame them? Y/N enchants everyone with her beauty and wonderful mind. Not to mention she is so fucking hot. Kate lost a few minutes of the conversation going around her, too much engrossed in daydreaming about Y/N, and came back to earth only when Y/N sighed out loud sadly as she grabbed her watch on her wrist with her thumb and pointer and middle fingers and looked at the time on the watch, "oh no, it seems we will not make it in time for everybody to work on the devices, so I’m splitting you guys in a few groups and we will separate your work on for the next classes."

Kate sighed out loud when she wasn’t in the first and the second group, she was just too much stunned to even function after their quick moment and her mind was too busy trying to analyze each word Y/N spoke to make sure she understood what Y/N was implying to partecipate in the conversation around her, so she stayed quiet as she thought about Y/N and her words. She was talking about me right? Why else would she look at me while speaking? Fuck I really do hope she feels something for me just like I feel something for her because this shit will make me go nuts for the rest of the day. I need to ask her if she was talking about me. Are you fucking insane?! No! Well not ask her straight away, maybe find some subtle way to ask it? Hm, I need to think about it thoroughly. "Okay then we have Torres, Anderson, Duncan, McGuire, Hart. You guys will be up on Thursday."

After deciding all the groups for their project, the bell rang and everyone placed their chairs back in place before gathering their things and walked out of the class to go to their next one, Kate being slower than usual since her mind was still racing miles a second as it tried to wrap around Y/N‘s statement and was the last one to leave the classe. Y/N winked subtly at Kate and snorted with a small shake of her head when the girl stumbled upon a desk and almost sprinted out of the class when she smiled awkwardly and nodded swiftly before exiting the class fast.

-

"There’s not way!" Kate stated incredulously while she staring at Y/N in shock as they shared their giant pizza they ordered for their Friday movie marathon night.

"I’m telling you it’s possible!" Y/N countered back before taking a large bite of her pizza, then continuing with her story, "I swear! I once saw Fury smile. Can you believe it?" Y/N looked bewildered at Kate as she lifted her hands in shock and watched the girl sporting the same expression as she tapped her face with a napkin to wipe away a bit of oil on her lips from the slice of pizza she just had.

"Fuck, I owe Yelena 10 bucks! He is human after all!"

"Lucky you!" Y/N snorted under her breath and shook her head with a small roll of her eyes at Kate’s sentence, as she thought back at the moment she saw Fury smile after a joke she pulled right in front of him, "Natasha bet 50 bucks he would laugh eventually to one of my jokes. I still think she made a deal with him and made him fake laugh at my joke only to have 50 bucks. I am still in shock he fucking smiled at my joke. He smiled. Okay, it was small and brief, but it was still a smile. It counts as a normal human activity right?"

"Don’t ask me! I’m still trying to recover from this life changing information." Kate joked, making Y/N laugh heartily at her.

"Well get ready for the next news because it’s cute but also shocking."

"Shoot."

"I saw your English teacher make out with the History teacher in the janitor’s closet."

"Oh really?! I KNEW IT! Ugh I’m too good as a detective."

"You should’ve seen their faces when I entered the teacher’s room with those devices." Y/N pointed behind herself at the devices placed on the table, making Kate look at them just a second before flushing almost imperceptibly at the dirty thoughts plaguing her mind. "Mr. Ford was actually curious about my lesson with those devices and when I explained the process to make the device come, Mr. Pierce looked down at his pants while Miss Dawson blushed as red as a tomato. It was the highlight of my day."

"Oh my god! Are you serious?!"

"Yeah, I didn’t know if I wanted to feel embarrassed for them or smile mischievously at them."

"Oh shit, this is huge and also gross!" Kate grimaced after her brain tried to imagine the two teachers together, making Y/N laugh at her antics.

"I know, right?!" Y/N smiled incredulously at Kate after taking another bite of her pizza and laughing alongside her when she both shivered visibly and let out loud ‘ew’s at the thought of the two teachers together, having sex somewhere into the school. They stayed in silence a few more seconds before Y/N leaned over to take a sip of her water, placed her glass back on the coffee table and regarded Kate with a mischievous, cheeky and smug smirk, "can you imagine it? Can you believe it?! Maybe they had sex on your desk and you wouldn’t even know!"

"EW! Y/N/N! You little piece of shit!" Y/N laughed her ass off as she didn’t even try to shield herself from Kate’s attack, letting her beat her with a couch pillow. "Do. Not. Do. That. Ever. Again."

"Okay I won’t, I promise!"

Kate giggled under her breath after she chanced another withering glare to Y/N, who smiled innocently up at her, and pushed on her shoulder gently when she caved in with a soft sigh. "Besides, they could’ve had had sex right on your desk, maybe even on your chair."

"Oh no!"

"Payback, bitch!" Kate laughed evilly before morphing it in a soft one when Y/N crossed her arms under her chest with a pout and grunted out in protest. "Oh c’mere, you big baby."

Kate bopped Y/N’s nose with a pout of her own before cuddling into Y/N’s arms instinctively and almost automatically when the girl uncrossed her arms and opened them to welcome the archer into her body comfortably. "Let’s stop talking about those two, it freaks me out."

"You have yourself a deal miss Y/N Y/L/N." Kate stretched her hand over and clasped it around Y/N’s one dramatically, making the Y/H/C girl laugh heartily at her childish behavior. "But seriously, where did you find those things?"

"You mean those incredibly accurate devices?" Y/N trailed off and kept going only when Kate nodded gingerly at her question, "Shuri created them for me."

"Did you seriously ask Shuri to create two devices resembling a vagina and a penis?" Kate asked in a mix of merriment and bewilderment as her eyebrows lifted up in question and her smiled broadened, meeting Y/N’s amused eyes.

"No." Y/N giggled at the question and shook her head softly, "I asked her to create some kind of interactive things like a program to do an interactive quiz in class. But Shuri being Shuri, she created those things after she found out I was a sex education teacher in an high school."

"Oh yeah, now it makes perfect sense." Kate laughed heartily at the new piece of information Y/N just delivered and nodded as she tried to imagine Shuri as she found out Y/N’s cover for the mission, then discarded the thought about her knowing her crush on Y/N, her being one of her students and making her create and make those devices to make her brain short-circuit if and when Y/N used them in front of her and the whole class for a demonstration and show them how to use them and to make her combust from too much sexual tension. It was already so difficult behave in front of her in class when she talked about how to make a woman come, when the only thing she wanted to do was to walk over to her and make her come to let the whole class understand it completely, adding more things to make her and turn her in a flushing, mush, gay mess wasn’t going to do good to her sanity. "It is clear now that she is the one that made them. But I mean, she did a really good job! They are really similar to the real vagina and the real penis."

"Yeah, that’s what made them something that Shuri created." Y/N chuckled as she eyed those things a few seconds before she acted on a wicked idea that passed through her mind before questioning it and discarding it after being too scared to act on it. She was done waiting. "Do you want to see how they works?"

"What?" Kate widened her eyes in shock at the question as her brain exploded right on the spot. "A-are you showing favoritism in your class?!" Kate pulled herself away from their cuddling position to sigh out loud and lean a hand on her chest dramatically as she patted herself on the back at her witty come back after she forced herself to act cool and felt pride swell in her chest as butterflies flew around her stomach wildly when Y/N leaned her head back to laugh loudly at her comeback.

"Me? Absolutely not! I’m just offering to tutor one of my students." Y/N countered back smugly as she turned her body more towards Kate as she leaned her right arm on the headrest on the top of the couch.

"If I remember correctly, I am your best student in your class." Kate decided to prolong their banter a bit more and broadened her grin when Y/N rolled her eyes while she sat up to go get the devices and bring them towards them and place them on the coffee table. "Can-can you only bring the v-vagina?" Damn Bishop, never stutter in front of your crush, especially when the word vagina is in the sentence!

"I mean, yeah- but I though you were more interested in y’know- this." Y/N pointed to the fake resembling penis on the table and Kate watched as a small blush settled on her cheeks and ears while a quick glint passed too fast through Y/N’s Y/E/C eyes for Kate to dwell on it and opened her mouth to counter her statement back but Y/N stopped her as she spoke up again and started word-vomiting her spiraling thoughts, "oh yeah! Of course! You don’t need to understand how this works since you already know it!" Y/N stated matter-of-factly as she bumped the heel of her hand on her forehead like to silently tell how stupid she was for even asking why Kate wanted to experiment on the fake vagina, but it only made Kate furrow her eyebrows in confusion at that statement.

"Oh please, I’ve never touched a penis and I sure want it to stay that way, even if it is only a device resembling it."

"Oh yeah, su- wait what? Really?" When Kate nodded as she puffed her chest proudly, Y/N’s confusion only deepened on her features, "hold on, you’re not straight?!"

"Hm no?! What the hell made you think of that?" Kate asked horrified at the mere thought of Y/N being sure she was straight and stared at Y/N shock.

"W-well you never said anything about liking girls and you are always complaining about those boys trying to sweep you off your feet at your mother’s parties."

"Yeah, because they don’t get a fucking no as an answer. Not even when one of them asked me on a date while my tongue was in a cute but really hot blonde’s mouth right in front of them." Y/N tried to cover her blush at Kate’s sentence and busied herself with wringing on her fingers anxiously to distract herself from her heart beating wildly into her ribcage from the jealousy triggered by Kate’s admission about kissing a girl at her mother’s party and at the possibility of having Kate like her. Of course if ever Y/N was her type - little did she knew she totally was, witty, funny, loyal, professional when needed, goofy and extremely attractive. - .

"Oh, well I guess we won’t need this." Y/N spoke up after she let silence wrap around them for a few seconds and decided to be as brave as she ever was and grabbed the device resembling a vagina over the coffee table. "I touched a penis once and it was an enough traumatizing event. I won’t let that happen again." Y/N joked as she sat beside Kate and felt her stomach flip over itself when Kate giggled cutely as she pushed on her shoulder gently. "Okay, Shuri told me the devices have a program that is based on the average responses a woman has during sex and the average time a woman takes to come undone."

"Does it variate with sex with a man or with a woman?"

"Well I don’t know exactly, but I did some researches and the average time is about 13 or 14 minutes for a woman to reach an orgasm. Of course it can variate from 5 minutes to 20 minutes, but since Shuri is Shuri, she created the devices to respond to your movements. So if you’re really good with your fingers, the device will simulate a woman orgasming."

Kate felt her face blush furiously at Y/N’s last sentence as all the moisture in her body travelled right between her legs. She swore she saw Y/N look at her pointedly when she spoke that sentence and it only fueled the fire burning in the pit of her stomach more as she stared back at her resolutely with an hint of smugness, that grew each passing second as she got ready to form a witty comeback, "please, 15 minutes? A lot of them must’ve had sex with men, because I can make a girl come at least twice in 15 minutes." Kate threw her hair over her shoulder and smirked widely when it was now Y/N’s turn to blush hard.

"Hm-" Y/N cleared her throat to try to get rid of her lump that formed in her sudden dry throat and willed herself to not spiral out of control with dirty thoughts that she shouldn’t have with Kate right beside her since they involve her as she fucked Y/N into oblivion onto this very couch. "Cocky much Bishop?"

"I’m just stating facts."

"Well, since you’re so sure of yourself, let’s switch the device on and let’s see what you got." Y/N turned the device so the vagina was facing Kate and switched it on, before grabbing her phone and lifting it up for Kate to see she opened the chronometer app and was about to time her. "I’ll time you and we’ll see."

"You are skeptical I see."

"I’m not! I’m just making sure Kate Bishop is telling the truth, or I’m gonna have to tell everyone Kate Bishop is full of bull-HEY! I didn’t say go!" Y/N started to mock Kate with a smug smirk on before looking in shock at Kate when she stared at her in determination and pushed two fingers in, then pressing ‘start’ on the chronometer app.

"Holy shit this feels so real!" Kate widened her eyes in shock as she felt the device pressing around her fingers and felt a moisture wrap around them, making her ministrations on the device very similar to the real sex with a real vagina.

"I know right?!" Y/N widened her eyes in shock as she agreed with Kate’s statement and slapped her right thigh softly with her free hand, the one that wasn’t holding the phone timing Kate, "I never saw something artificial so accurate and so much resembling a real vagina. I didn’t have the time to try it. I wanted to but I haven’t had the time to try how it works."

"Well it really feels like a real vagina. I mean each time I do this-" Kate trailed off to curl her fingers into the device before continuing with her train of thoughts, "I feel the walls of the fake vagina clench around my fingers."

"What did you do?" Y/N asked curiously after swallowing imperceptibly when her eyes fell down on Kate’s fingers pushing in and out of the device with precise movements, drenching her panties completely as she wished it was her vagina the archer was touching, but, alas, it wasn’t.

"I curled my fingers right after pushing back in a little bit more forcefully." Kate stated nonchalantly as she focused on delivering the best pleasure she can give to the device to prove Y/N she actually has good skills in bed to hopefully try them with her later.

"Hm." Y/N couldn’t find in herself the right amount of force and strength to speak out without moaning out loud, so she sticked with humming softly as she clenched her thighs together to try to subdue the overwhelming pulsating sensation there.

"I can feel the walls squeezing around my fingers more forcefully now. I think I am close to make the device reach its orgasm."

"It’s been 5 minutes and 16 seconds Bishop."

"So?" Kate asked with a smug, cheeky grin and Y/N rolled her eyes at the girl’s cockiness, so she pushed on her shoulder softly before starting to mock her.

"Pffft. You are too full of yourself Bishop. Okay, here’s our deal, I’m going next and if I make the device reach an orgasm before your timing, you’ll clean the house for two whole weeks."

"And if I win, like I’m planning to do?" Kate counter offered back with a smug smirk and winked at Y/N for good measure, laughing when she rolled her eyes again with a loud sigh.

"I’ll cook for two whole weeks."

"Deal! Now let me focus!" Kate shushed Y/N and doubled her efforts, pushing more forcefully into the device and adding her thumb in the equation and laying it on the vagina’s clit to increase the pleasure she was delivering to the device. Y/N stared frozen in her spot at Kate’s ministrations, unable to move a muscle fearing she would explode or, worse, moan out loud at the hot sight she was witnessing. "I can feel it, I think the device is nearing the orgasm."

"7 minutes and 37 seconds, Bishop." Y/N surprisingly found her voice and she shocked herself when she spoke up with a firm tone and didn’t even stutter once.

"Here it is! Oh shit the device is really coming. Shuri outdid herself this time." Kate widened her eyes in shock when she felt some kind of liquid hit her fingers before it spilled out of the vagina and it pooled on the coffee table.

"Oh no, fuck. Let me go grab a towel to clean up!"

"Thank you." Kate smiled in appreciation when Y/N returned with a fresh towel and gave it to Kate to let her clean her wet fingers before using it to wipe down on the coffee table to clean the small pool of fake orgasm liquid that dripped onto it then moving the device just a bit to place the towel right under it to prevent any more juices to spill out of it when it was Y/N’s turn to try the device and try to beat Kate’s timing. Kate looked at her fingers sheepishly when her brain finally caught up with everything she had been doing in the past 10 minutes or so and was having an hard time in meeting Y/N’s eyes, fearing she would spill out and confess her feelings to the Y/H/C girl and would make her run away if she didn’t reciprocate her feelings. She had been feeling like that for a while now and she had been stashing all her feelings for the Y/E/C girl inside her to prevent to lose her as a friend. She was willing to put away her feelings if it meant keep being friends with Y/N. She just hoped she was braver and had enough guts to confess everything to Y/N, to maybe take her on a date, to kiss her like she had always wanted to and to make love to her like she had been dreaming for for a while now. But, alas, she was not brave, she was a coward, that much so that she was having an hard time meeting her friend’s eyes after making a device reach its orgasm to prove her great skills in bed. A throat clearing made Kate finally look up from her fingers and meet powerful Y/E/C irises staring back at her ocean blue eyes intently with clear determination in those Y/E/C pools, "well it seems like I just proved my point. Those girls that lasted 15 minutes were definitely having sex with a man."

Kate reveled in the soft giggles that left Y/N’s mouth after her statement before she moved her eyes just a second from Y/N’s ones to look at the phone in Y/N’s hand and read ‘7 minutes and 51 seconds’ on the screen. "I must admit I’m impressed Bishop. But-" Y/N trailed off to take a screenshot of the timing before saving the time on the chronometer app then resetting the chronometer and meeting Kate’s eyes with a fire burning deep into her own Y/E/C irises mixed with clear determination, "I’m gonna make the device reach the orgasm a lot sooner than you. So prepare to lose!"

"Oh please! You are the one so sure of yourself now!" Kate scoffed in fake indignation and repressed the smile that wanted to roll over her lips when Y/N pushed her hair over her shoulder and placed the phone into Kate’s hand as she turned the device towards herself and got ready.

"Like I said, prepare to lose Kate." Y/N sing sang the last part and smiled innocently at Kate before nodding at her and slipping her fingers into the vagina, Kate tapping on ‘start’ simultaneously to start the chronometer to time Y/N’s efforts and actions.

"I wouldn’t be so sure of that." Kate remarked right before swallowing loudly when her eyes followed Y/N’s gaze on her fingers, her body setting aflame in mere seconds at how much hotly Y/N’s fingers were moving in and out of that fake vagina, her mind already imagining it was her vagina Y/N was pushing in and out of it and it was driving her mad and crazy.

"Oh shit, you were right! It feels so real!" Y/N stared transfixed on her movements in the device before wrapping her mind around Kate’s sentence and turning her head around to look into Kate’s eyes in determination, "well we’ll see."

"I can’t wait to taste everything you’ll make for the next two whole weeks." Kate stated a few seconds later to tease Y/N some more, before almost loosing it when her eyes skimmed over Y/N’s arm and watched as the bicep and tricep stood up from under her t-shirt sleeve from the efforts she was putting into her ministrations, her tongue begging her to slide down those defined and strained muscles to worship them the way the deserved to be worshipped.

"Ha! I can’t wait to relax on the couch while you clean the house for two whole weeks." Y/N laughed evilly at her remark as she pushed more firmly into the device then curling her fingers slightly, feeling the device’s wall clench hard around her digits.

Kate felt her mouth dry up as she pretty much ignored Y/N’s gloating as she leaned forward just a bit to take a better look at Y/N’s fingers, not noticing her body inching closer and closer to Y/N until she felt the side of her left boob brushing over Y/N’s arm moving rhythmically into the fake vagina as she supported herself on her arm stretched between the couch and behind Y/N’s back. "Do you feel the walls clenching around your fingers?" Kate had to take a double take when she heard her own voice coming out of her mouth an octave lower and without her permission, but she was glad it happened because the shiver she saw running over Y/N’s skin was priceless. Maybe she does feel the same.

"Y-yeah." Y/N cleared her throat when it came out hoarse and strained, her breath labored not from her efforts in making the device reach its orgasm, but from Kate’s proximity and from how hot her voice sounded as it travelled right between her legs and into her pulsating core. "I c-can feel them squeeze my fingers to pull them in more."

"Hm." Kate hummed in thought as she clenched on her thighs when a gush of fresh wetness left her already wet center, "good job. It means the device is reaching its peak."

"Y-Yeah." Y/N shuddered wildly at the praise as she involuntarily doubled her efforts with thrusting her fingers in and out of the fake vagina forcefully while pressing hard on the device’s clit to help it reach its orgasm.

"Tell me what’s happening." Kate whispered sultrily into Y/N’s ear, purposefully brushing ever so slightly her lips over her ear shell and smirked when she felt the girl shiver copiously at her gesture. She felt empowered by Y/N’s responses to her actions, making her confidence grow each passing second as she finally found the courage to act on her desires.

"I-I just curled my fingers and fuck, the walls are squeezing them so hard. I can feel the orgasm is close." Y/N moved her eyes from her digits’ movements and turned her head around to look at Kate, gulping loudly when she was met with almost black irises staring back at her and noticed how close their faces were as she felt the archer’s soft breath hit her face gently. She expected the black haired girl to be focused on her hand, instead she had her beautiful ocean blue eyes fixed on her face as they held something powerful Y/N couldn’t put a finger on but was eager to find out. She also expected the archer to pull away from their close proximity, but she was proven once again wrong when Kate moved impossible more closer to her, their noses almost brushing together as their breaths hit their lips teasingly.

"Good. But you’re not just moving your fingers into the vagina right?"

"No, I’m applying pressure on the clit to increase the pleasure. Here look-" Y/N and Kate both mover their heads just slightly towards the device to see Y/N rolling the clit under her thumb with precise strokes before pressing on it just right, then returning to their previous position and moved just imperceptibly closer to each other, so much so their lips almost brushed together.

"Fu- yeah I saw it." Y/N smirked inwardly when she heard the archer’s almost slip up and reveled in the sensation of affecting the archer just as much she affected her with her previous ministrations and stared intently into Kate’s eyes.

"I can feel the orgasm is near." Y/N gasped under her breath when Kate’s other hand left the phone on the table and laid on her thigh gently as the archer moved closer to take a better look at her fingers’ movements, her boob now fully pressed on Y/N’s arm as their lips almost met, all the while never breaking their intense staring contest.

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah." Y/N felt her core clench over nothing at Kate’s raspy tone and had to force herself to focus on the task at hand instead of fulfilling her deepest desires and kiss Kate. "I just thrusted in deeper and I think I hit something new because I felt the clit twitch under my thumb." Y/N trailed off for good measure, her shallow breath mixing with Kate’s just as much short breath as they now pretty much panted into each other’s mouths hotly, "I pressed on it to tell it I’m not neglecting it."

"Oh no, it would be bad."

"Yeah, it needs to be treated well."

Kate’s hips moved on their own accord as they bucked slightly over to try to find something to rub against to gain more friction and made her let out a soft whine under her breath when her own clit brushed over her pants when they pressed down on it from her hips’ movements, making Y/N let out a gentle wail herself as she thrusted in as deep as she could into the device before rolling on the clit forcefully, imagining it was Kate’s core she was thrusting her digits in, "is the orgasm near?"

"Yeah, it’s coming. Here it is." Kate didn’t even felt sorry for herself when she moaned gently between them when she heard wet sounds coming from the device under them, but she didn’t move her eyes from Y/N’s mesmerizing Y/E/C pools, she just moved her hand from Y/N’s thigh to stop the chronometer before laying it back down on it, this time placing it on her inner thigh not too much far from her core. "How did I go?"

"Fucking amazing." Kate stated before she couldn’t control herself anymore and pressed her lips down on Y/N’s ones in an hungry kiss, moaning loudly into her mouth when the girl kissed her back eagerly, her moan mixing together with Y/N’s one when the girl whined into Kate’s mouth when she pressed their lips together. Y/N’s free hand combed into Kate’s black tresses to push her more into her while her tongue slipped out of her mouth and pushed forcefully into Kate’s one to explore it greedily and subduing Kate’s tongue for a few seconds before it pushed back and slipped past her lips to lick every nook and cranny of her mouth. Y/N moaned pitifully when Kate bit down on her tongue before sucking on it forcefully while she clenched her hand around the inner thigh, making her legs open slightly apart from the movement, and pushed her body more into Y/N’s arm, causing the girl to shiver when she felt the outline of Kate’s clothed boob pressed on her skin. When air was necessary they reluctantly detached their lips away, but stayed into the other’s personal space by leaning their foreheads together as they smiled at each other with short breaths. "Fucking amazing." Kate repeated, making Y/N giggle softly as she understood she wasn’t talking about her ministrations on the fake vagina anymore.

"Yeah, fucking amazing." Y/N parroted Kate’s words and pecked her mouth tenderly, staying glued on those plump and soft lips for just a few more seconds without deepening the kiss, keeping it chaste, before pulling away with her cheeks flushing hard, "you didn’t kiss me just because you lost and wanted to distract me from our bet, right?"

Kate laughed heartily at the statement, but couldn’t help herself to hear a bit of insecurity and uncertainty into Y/N’s tone, so she pecked her lips quickly to reassure her before shaking her head hastily, "no, Y/N/N. I had been trying to find the courage to kiss you for a while. I guess I need to thank Shuri now."

"Oh please don’t. We won’t hear the end of it." Kate nodded in agreement and stared lovingly into Y/N’s eyes before laying her hand gently on her cheek and pressing their lips together gently, "so, are you ready to clean the house for two whole weeks?"

"Do not act so cocky Y/L/N, I’m pretty sure I wo- shit."

Y/N smiled brightly as she slipped her hand out of the device and cleaned her hand and fingers as she gloated to tease Kate a bit, "I’m already tasting the popcorn I’ll eat while you’ll clean."

"Hm, I wouldn’t be so sure of that. It’s a tie."

"What?" Y/N moved her body over to read on the phone screen and widened her eyes in shock when she read ‘7 minutes and 51 seconds’. "Holy shit."

"So, it means we both are really good in bed." Kate stated boldly as she put a finger under Y/N’s chin and made her head turn around to meet her lips in a languid kiss, that Y/N reciprocated eagerly right away.

"And it also means we both won and lost the bet." Y/N pouted cutely and Kate couldn’t help but awe at her and lean over to kiss her again, her tongue pushing past Y/N’s lips forcefully as she licked her mouth’s inside eagerly. "Well, we got each other in the end. So I guess we both won."

"Yeah." Kate nodded in agreement as she grinned widely at Y/N while nuzzling their noses cutely together, "but I still want to win that bet. My timing can be improved. I was just playing nice and going slow to make it easy for you."

"Cocky Bishop." Y/N shook her head in amusement as she grinned at her softly, "since we’re being honest, I did too play it nice. I had a distraction. I could’ve make the device reach the orgasm sooner if it wasn’t for your enchanting lips and mesmerizing eyes trapping me in."

"Oh so this is my fault?" Kate asked rhetorically as she bracketed Y/N’s face and pushed it closer to hers, their lips almost brushing together as their grins outshined the sun.

"Absolutely." Y/N nodded resolutely before giggling loudly. Kate then promptly swallowed Y/N’s laugh as she kissed her again, her body filling up with pure happiness as she hugged Y/N closer while their tongues danced together lovingly into their mouths. They kissed with no rush at all, just savoring each other’s taste, basking in the other’s closeness as they tried to wrap their minds around the fact they were finally kissing. "You’re so beautiful Kate."

The blue eyed girl blushed furiously at Y/N’s words as she brushed a strand of her hair behind her ear when they parted their lips to take some needed air back into their lungs, "and you are gorgeous Y/N/N." They both smiled sheepishly at their loving words whispered between swollen lips and brushed their noses together cutely while giggles left their throats and mixed together, "so, do we have to repeat our work on the device or are we both paying our bets?"

"Hm, I actually have a better idea, but first, come here." Kate chuckled when Y/N’s hand snaked around her neck and pushed her back onto her lips, letting her crush their mouths back together in an hungry kiss as her own hands fisted the Y/E/C girl’s hair to push her more into her. Y/N growled under her breath at the light stinging sensation on her scalp and moved her other hand planted between Kate’s shoulder blades down her back and grabbed her left ass cheek hard, glad Kate chose to wear sweatpants so she could enjoy and explore her ass more freely, something she wouldn’t have done that much easily if she had wore jeans. Y/N swallowed Kate’s moan after Y/N squeezed harshly her butt then whining into Kate’s mouth right after when the black haired girl’s sucked particularly hard on her tongue before licking thoroughly her mouth like her life depended on it. "C’mere." Y/N murmured between kisses before she moved her other hand gripping the archer’s neck hard down her ass and pushed on it eagerly to let her sit on her lap.

"Hm." Kate hummed at the new position and settled comfortably on Y/N’s legs after she straddled them while her tongue slipped out of her mouth and right back into Y/N’s one to take her time to suck on her wet muscle hungrily. When air became necessary they had to reluctantly pull away from one another, but their desires growing each passing second made it almost impossible to stay too much away from one another, so Y/N attached her lips onto Kate’s neck and peppered light kisses along the archer’s throat, smiling onto her skin when she heard and felt the archer whine in pleasure at her ministrations. "Oh Y/N/N."

"Wanna hear my idea?" Y/N murmured on Kate’s skin before biting gently on the girl’s pulse point then licking the raw skin tenderly to relieve the light stinging sensation there and smiled smugly when Kate moaned out loud and bucked her hips imperceptibly down onto Y/N’s lap, then when she recovered some of her sanity and her mind cleared, she nodded resolutely. She then grabbed Y/N’s scalp hard when the girl continued her assault on her neck as she kept kissing, licking and biting her skin but didn’t explain her idea yet, making Y/N smirk on Kate’s neck and left one more kiss there before moving up to her lips and kissed her gently and tenderly before nuzzling their noses together cutely then speaking up after moving a bit away to create some space between them, since they both didn’t know how to behave now that they could kiss the other like they had always wanted to. "I was thinking that, since we were too distracted by one another and by the unbearable sexual frustration surrounding us, we could repeat our work and timing us again. But I was thinking about discarding this device and maybe repeat everything onto each other?"

Kate felt her head spin wildly at the proposal as she had to take a double take while staring wide eyed at Y/N blushing furiously but carrying and bearing a determined, lustful glint and look in her gaze. "W-what? Really?"

"Yeah! But of course, only if you’re up to that. I’m willing to wait as much as we both need to take that step. I know we just kissed but I felt like maybe- I don’t know- I felt like we could take that step because I want you so so much and I feel like you maybe want me just as much, but I don’t know I maybe read the signals wrong. Oh shit, I’m sorry for overstepping some boundaries, forget I said any- mmph-"

Kate stopped Y/N’s cute rambling with bracketing her face with her hands and kissing her harshly, effectively taking both their breaths away and shutting the Y/H/C girl up, who was now sporting a dumb smile on her features. "You look cute, adorable when you ramble babe." Kate giggled at Y/N flushing visibly and combed her fingers in her hair when the girl leaned her face forward and hid it in the crook of her neck, "but to answer properly to your amazing suggestion- yes. I would love nothing more."

"Really?" Y/N asked timidly after she pulled herself away from Kate’s neck and met her eyes full of lust and desire, making her swallow visibly as something within her was set aflame by Kate’s intense stare.

"Yeah."

"You’re not just saying it to make me feel better? Because consent is important and-"

"Y/N/N I thought I was the one who adorably rambled and rambled to no end." Kate chuckled when Y/N blushed some more, making her face resemble a tomato, before kissing both her flushing cheeks softly.

"I’m just nervous okay? I like you. And we’ve just kissed. I don’t want to seem desperate or horny. Or looking for a one night stand. Because I don’t." Y/N clarified quickly as she stared deeply into Kate’s eyes while she listened intently. "You are so much more to me Kate. I’ve been pining over you for a while and I want to give you the world, hell the whole multiverse if I can."

Kate smiled lovingly down at Y/N and leaned over to leave a tender peck on her still swollen lips before pulling away and speaking up, "I don’t want a one night stand either. I like you, I’ve liked you for a while too. I’ve been trying to find enough courage to make a move on you, but I was too much of a coward fearing I would’ve lost you if you didn’t reciprocate my feelings." Kate admitted shyly as she played with a strand of Y/N’s hair, but her nerves instantly calmed when she felt a pair of warm hands caress her back softly.

"I would’ve never done something like that."

"I know, I was too afraid of telling you. But tonight something made me feel braver. I don’t know if it’s this device or not but I definitely need to thank Shuri."

"Y’know now that we are being honest, I almost asked you out last month when we were at the compound."

"Really?!" Kate asked in shock as her eyes widened comically, "why didn’t you ask me out then?"

"You were face timing your ex."

"WHAT?! No! That idiot called me because she wanted a relationship advice. She wanted to ask her teammate out and didn’t know how to do it." Kate groaned as she rolled her eyes, leaning her forehead on Y/N’s shoulder as she recalled that night, feeling the girl chuckle softly above her, making her body wobble gently with her own as she laughed. "You seriously have bad timing Y/N/N."

"Well excuse me, I wasn’t the one heart broken right after!" Y/N joked as she caressed Kate’s soft hair before she felt the girl lift her head up and meet her gaze.

"I’m sorry. We stayed on good terms. We dated just a few months and we pretty much just searched some good sex from our relationship, so it wasn’t a bad break up." Kate explained apologetically as she caressed Y/N’s jaw, "she started to have feelings for someone else and I just wasn’t feeling anything other than just a great friendship between us. So we broke up."

"Well you could’ve told me that when you talked about her." Y/N slapped Kate’s shoulder gently and both giggled at their conversation.

"I’m sorry!" Kate laughed loudly after a few seconds of silence and Y/N looked at her with a big smile as her stomach exploded with millions of butterflies flying around into it.

"What?"

"Can you actuality believe she gave me pep talks to ask you out that night?" Kate smiled brightly as she saw incredulity fall on Y/N’s face.

"Well I can since you just told me you were giving her some relationship advices to help her ask her teammate out when you couldn’t even do that with me."

"She said the exact same thing!" Kate stated with widened eyes and chuckled alongside Y/N as they both shook their heads in amusement. "Anyway, back to our previous conversation." Kate trailed off as she lowered her tone and watched as mirth shifted from Y/N’s eyes and desire settled back into them at her voice, while she moved Y/N’s hands from her back and pushed them down her ass, feeling her squeeze her ass cheeks once and making her moan softly before continuing, "take me to the bed and show me how good you actually are."

Y/N growled in pure desire as lust pumped fast into her veins at Kate’s sentence and sat up quickly with Kate into her arms, "do you have your phone with you?" When Kate nodded and patted her left pocket she sprinted down the corridor and entered her bedroom, before laying Kate gently down on the mattress and then crawling over her body slowly, just like a predator approached her prey. "Our bet still stands so I want to time my work in your wonderful pussy." Kate moaned loudly at Y/N’s crass sentence as she opened her legs and invited Y/N in to let her lay down on her body between them.

"Well I guess we need to get rid of these clothes then." Kate immediately proved her words by lifting Y/N’s sweatshirt up and off of her before moaning pitifully loud when she came face to face with her naked chest, meaning she neglected wearing a bra underneath her hoodie and that thought alone made her moan aloud as she took her time to admire Y/N’s boobs, "are you telling me we had been kissing with these amazing tits completely free under your hoodie?"

"Yeah. We were having a cozy night in, how did you expect me to wear a bra under comfy clothes?"

"Fuck."

"Earth to Bishop." Y/N chuckled at the archer whispering under her breath that word as she kept staring in awe at her chest, sending excited shivers all over Y/N’s body at the lust growing exponentially into Kate’s now almost black eyes each passing second.

"Sorry." Kate reluctantly detached her eyes from that mouthwatering and mesmerizing sight and met Y/N’s amused Y/E/C irises sheepishly, a small, soft blush dusting over her cheeks as she bit on her bottom lip slightly, a sight that Y/N found extremely adorable and cute, not to mention hot. She smiled tenderly at the archer and pecked her lips gently before nuzzling their noses softly together, "your boobs are a bit distracting. They are so beautiful you can not stare at them. I mean I could stare at them, all the time if I can, if you will allow me to of course. But y’know, what I’m trying to say is that they are just- fuck gorgeous, amazing, wonderful."

"Y’know, I never thought I would’ve ever heard you ramble about my boobs. I hoped so, I dreamed about it, but I never thought I would ever witness it. But here we are." Y/N joked with a smug smirk as the blush on Kate’s cheek deepened and it extended to her neck and ears. "And holy shit it made me feel so many things all at once."

"So it wasn’t kinda lame me rambling because your tits turned my brain into mush, was it?"

"Not even for a second. It was cute, adorable, extremely lovely. But now, I was wondering- are you going to just stare? Or are you also gonna do something?"

"Are you serious? C-can I?" Kate asked with her eyes shining brightly like she was a kid on Christmas Day opening her presents and gifts, making Y/N chuckled amusedly under her breath before pecking her lips sweetly.

"Of course, but first, you are too overdressed for my likings."

"And whose fault is that?"

"Yours of course." Y/N countered back with a smirk, delivering a great witty comeback, as she played with the hem of Kate’s hoodie, her digits brushing gently and softly Kate’s warm skin of her lower stomach, feeling the muscles there tense under her touch and sending shivers down both their spines in excitement and anticipation, Y/N shuddering for feeling those amazing, defined muscles tense under her finger while Kate shuddered for the amazing stimulation on her skin and for wanting nothing more than for Y/N to slip her fingers past the waistband of her pants and panties and fuck her.

"Why is that?! I think it’s pretty much your fault I’m still completely dressed."

"You’re right." Y/N smiled mischievously down at Kate before she sat up slowly while placing a hand behind the archer’s back, right between her shoulder blades, to make her sit up with her and as soon as they found themselves into a sitting position, Kate switched their positions quickly and straddled Y/N’s thighs and sat on her lap comfortably. "Fuck." Y/N murmured under her breath as she stared mesmerized up at Kate before she came back to her senses and lifted Kate’s hoodie up and threw it on the floor, then got rid of the sport bra Kate had under and almost drooled at the sight of Kate’s full breasts and perk up nipples staring back at her while her eyes filled with pure, raw, animalistic and predatory lust, "holy shit you’re so beautiful. I can’t wait to finish undressing you so I can see this masterpiece of a body fully and completely naked for me."

"I can say the same thing about you babe. I’ve been imagining how you look naked for a very long time." Kate murmured in an hoarse, sultry tone as one of her fingers traced Y/N’s left collarbone, traveling right between her breasts before circling Y/N’s left nipple teasingly with her pointer finger, making Y/N whine gently under her breath.

"Did you touch yourself when you thought about me naked?" Y/N asked in a seductive, low voice, watching elated as Kate’s hips bucked imperceptibly down her lap as her pupils dilated visibly before her and her bottom lip got trapped under her teeth, making Y/N want with all herself to replace her teeth with Kate’s own, but stopped herself to keep teasing the archer. "Did you make yourself come while you pictured me fully naked for you?" Y/N’s hands wrapped themselves around Kate’s torso before moving up her sides and finally grasping both of the archer’s full breasts and squeezing them experimentally, eliciting a loud, guttural groan from her before skidding her hands behind her back and traveling south to grip forcefully her ass to push her hips down on her lap teasingly, "answer me baby."

"Yes."

"Yes, what? Tell me more." Y/N teased as she attached her lips on Kate’s pulse point, leaving a few soft kisses there before biting down on it gently and licking the light sting with her tongue, watching as a small mark formed there.

Kate moaned at the gesture and bucked her hips again down on Y/N’s lap as she tried to find her voice to answer Y/N’s question and curiosity. "I imagined y-you naked with me in the shower."

"And?" Y/N mumbled on Kate’s throat before resuming her assault on her skin to leave another mark there as she basked in the small sounds leaving Kate as she tried to speak properly.

"You naked in my bed, in the Avengers Compound’s kitchen when no one is there, on my apartment’s couch, fuck, I- I imagined you everywhere naked with me. On my kitchen table, in the Avengers Compound’s gym, in my office, in your bed, in my bathtub, hell even in the Avengers Compound’s conference room."

"Hm, so many places. You must’ve touched yourself a lot." Y/N pointed out after leaving another mark yet before pulling herself reluctantly away from Kate’s skin and met her blown out pupils with fire burning into her almost black Y/E/C irises, "show me."

"W-what?"

"Show me how you touched yourself." Y/N repeated after explaining herself better and watched amused as Kate’s eyes widened comically while a whimper left her slightly parted mouth in shock.

"What?" Kate seemed to let out only that word as her brain tried to stop melting at the request Y/N just asked her to fulfill as fire burned wildly into her stomach at the dirty thoughts jumping to the forefront of her mind.

"I want to see you touching yourself in front of me. I can undress myself completely to help you and the process." Y/N smirked smugly as one of her hand left Kate’s ass to fondle with her breast again and watched as she archer opened her mouth to moan out in pleasure while arching her back and leaning her head back with her eyes closed for a few moments.

"I-I don’t-"

"Only if it’s okay with you. I know it’s a shocking request, but you don’t have to say yes if you don’t want to. I just imagined you touching yourself like I’ve done a few times and fuck I want to witness that sight so bad. But if you’re not up to that, it’s okay."

Kate smiled warmly at Y/N and at her sweet words and pulled her into a languid kiss to calm her nerves down as she made up her mind, "no of course I want to. And shit, did you really thought about me touching myself?"

"Yeah, a few times. I’ve had the best orgasms after imagining you touching yourself in front of me." Y/N admitted truthfully and shamelessly as Kate blushed furiously at the new information, while her panties got completely ruined as fresh arousal spilled out of her already drenched core.

"Fuck, then I want to see you touch yourself too."

"Deal." Y/N kissed Kate soundly before pulling away, "do you want me naked?"

"Is that even a question? I will always want you naked." Kate countered back smugly as she gripped Y/N’s chin, pressed on it to part her lips wider and slipped her tongue forcefully into Y/N’s mouth to kiss her deeply, swallowing the needy moan leaving Y/N’s mouth at her bold gesture and words.

The two girls got rid of each other’s clothes as quickly as humanly possible before Kate resumed her position on Y/N’s lap, after the girl scooted up the bed and sat up on the headboard’s bed, giving the Y/H/C girl a wonderful view of her drenched pussy with her movements and smirked widely when she heard her moan with her eyes fixated on her core. "Like what you see?"

"A lot. I can’t wait lick you completely clean after you’ve pushed yourself off the edge." Y/N declared boldly as she stared intently into Kate’s dark blue pools, making her moan needily as her thighs twitched in anticipation.

"Fuck."

"Now tell me, what is your favorite scenario?"

"Hm, I think the one where you fuck me on the bench press after our daily workout at the Avengers Compound. Or the one where I eat you out on my kitchen table. Fuck, I came so fucking hard each single time after imagining you with me in those scenarios." Kate’s hand twitched around Y/N’s neck as her core pulsated wildly with those images flowing through her mind and reveled in Y/N’s small whine breathed out on her lips.

"Hm, just think how powerful your orgasm will be when we will make all those scenarios come true." Y/N stated with an humming, low tone as her lips returned on Kate’s neck and sucked the skin there harshly, eliciting another loud whine from the black haired girl as she bucked her hips down Y/N’s lap again to gain some friction.

"Fuck I can’t wait! Ah! C-can I t-touch myself now?"

"Baby you can do whatever you want." Kate moaned loudly and nodded furiously before moving one of her hands from Y/N’s neck and skidding it between their bodies before slipping it between her legs and teasing her entrance gently.

"Oh Y/N/N!" Kate moaned loudly at the stimulation her core was receiving before focusing her fingers’ touch on her clit, circling it a few times as she fought her eyes to stay open and stare back at Y/N, who was looking at her with her mouth open and her eyes full of lust, switching her focus from Kate’s dark blue eyes to her hand teasing her wet center.

"Holy shit, you look so hot right now."

"Fuck, oh Y/N/N, t-this i-is amazing, shit." Y/N licked her dry lips as she moved her eyes from Kate’s ones to look down at her hand’s movements between her legs and moaned alongside Kate when she watched the girl slip just the tip of her middle finger into her core before pushing it out again, "hearing your voice is so much better than imagining it."

"Does my voice turn you on?"

"Ah! Fuck yes!" Kate couldn’t take anymore teasing, so she just slipped her middle finger in and closed her eyes just a moment to bask in the amazing sensation of being finally touched and filled by a finger, even if it wasn’t Y/N’s one, yet.

"Can I talk while you touch yourself?"

"Holy shit yes, yes, yes!" Kate chanted as she pushed a second finger in and started pumping slowly but steadily into her core while moving her hips down after each thrust up to increase her pleasure.

"Y’know we’ve been here on this mission for almost a month and I must admit I touched myself a few times while thinking about taking you on my desk when everyone was out of the way in some other class."

"Oh fuckfuck." Kate breathed out loudly as she sped up her movements just tad as her other hand gripped Y/N’s neck hard, making Y/N lose her focus on Kate’s eyes just a moment to look at her ministrations in her core, before shaking her head to focus back on her words and train of thoughts.

"Have you?"

"Shit! Yes! I never imagined you as a professor, but holy s-shit-fuck- you are hot as hell as one of them." Kate trailed off to moan loudly after a particular hard thrust into her core and shivered copiously when she felt Y/N’s hand on her hips twitch gently on her skin. "Last week when you talked about licking a girl out properly? Fuck I came three times that night in the shower."

"Holy shit." Y/N growled as she recalled her lesson and remembered that night Kate took longer than usual to shower as she cooked their dinner. "Y-you said you did some yoga before taking a shower."

"I-I lied. I couldn’t exactly tell y-you, ‘oh sorry for taking so long, but my pussy demanded three orgasms before being satisfied after your amazing lesson about eating a girl out’."

Y/N chuckled at Kate’s bite into her tone before choking on her laugh as it died in her throat when Kate sped up some more her tempo and used the palm of her hand to stimulate her clit, while rotating her hips with her fingers’ rhythm to increase her pleasure. "You could’ve said exactly that. I would’ve tutored you with private lessons with a few demonstrations."

"Holy FUCK!" Kate moaned loudly at that as she pushed her fingers deeper into her, the coiling feeling into her stomach making itself known as it was almost ready to snap. "C-can you- fuck ah!" Kate moaned loudly when she hit her clit just right and bucked her hip down her hand to chase down her growing orgasm, "can you put your hands on my a-OH SHIT YES!" Y/N didn’t even let Kate finish her question before her hands flew down her ass and kneaded it greedily as her lips attracted themselves right back on the archer’s neck, "oh Y/N/N I’m so close."

"Fuck Kate, you look so hot like this. Let me see you come. Let me see how beautiful you look while letting go." And Kate did a few second later with a loud wail moaned right into Y/N’s mouth, her juices spilling out of her core and onto her hand as her body spasmed and trashed wildly from her powerful orgasm. "Holy shit, that was so fucking hot."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck. That was so powerful." Y/N kissed Kate’s cheek repeatedly to help her come down from her high before engulfing her lips into a slow, sensual kiss, taking advantage of Kate being distracted by her kisses to grasp the hand’s that was buried into her core wrist and pull her fingers up to her face level, then detaching their lips to take some air. Kate looked at her confused as she took shallow breaths and was ready to lean back into another kiss when she stopped in her tracks as a moan left her lips when Y/N pushed her fingers still glowing with her juices into her mouth to lick them clean, moaning lewdly around them as she sucked them clean.

"Hm, you taste so good babe." Kate growled under her breath after Y/N pulled her hand away from her mouth with a loud pop and stated those words smiling smugly and gripped Y/N’s neck harshly to clash their lips needily, her tongue immediately slipping into the Y/H/C girl’s mouth to suck on her tongue and moaning loudly into her mouth when she tasted herself on her tongue.

"I want to see you touch yourself too now."

"Do you want to switch places?"

"No, I actually want to sit back and enjoy the view." Kate sat up from Y/N’s lap and scooted back to the middle of the bed, sitting back on her shins as she eyed Y/N hungrily, "spread your beautiful legs for me and let me see that pretty pussy of yours."

Y/N almost came at Kate’s purring tone and immediately did as she was told, planting her feet on the bed and spreading her legs apart to give Kate a wonderful view of her dripping pussy. Y/N shivered visibly at the hungry look Kate was giving her as her eyes stayed laser focused on her pussy while licking her lips hungrily. "I love how you’re looking at me right now." Y/N stated as she teasingly moved her right hand between her legs and spread her folds before moving her fingers to her clit to roll it slowly between them, just to tease herself but especially see Kate’s reaction to her actions. She smirked widely when she watched her eyes darken instantly with pure hunger burning behind them as she clenched her fists on her thighs while biting on her bottom lip hard.

"You have no idea how much I’m fighting against myself from jumping on your bones right now."

"I let you have your fun while suffering for not touching you. So now you will do the same." Kate moaned pitifully as she nodded in understanding while Y/N slipped a finger in, too much turned on to endure some more teasing for herself. It was already turning her on to no end the archer witnessing her masturbating. Kate staring at her like that was enough. "You can touch me wherever you want except my pussy. That’s my job for now. You let me kiss you neck and touch your ass as you-fuck- pleasured yourself, so you can do the same now."

"So I can do this, right?" Kate asked with a mischievous glint into her eyes and a wide grin slipping on her lips as she scooted closer to Y/N, positioned herself right in front of her, careful in putting enough distance between their bodies to let Y/N touch herself freely, and stared intently into her eyes as she lowered her face on Y/N’s chest and wrapped a perk up nipple into her mouth. Y/N moaned loudly at the gesture and increased her speed into her core, moaning again when Kate sucked hungrily on her nipple before biting on it hard. "Your tits are amazing." Kate mumbled with Y/N’s nipple into her mouth before swirling her tongue around it and then focusing her attention on the other one, giving it the same treatment. She moaned around Y/N’s breast as she left a hickey there, when Y/N’s free hand laid between her shoulder blades was pushing her more into her chest, making Kate’s abs flush on Y/N’s arm and wrist working into her core and making her feel the movements of her hand buried into her core on her abs’ skin and driving her crazy to no end.

"Oh Kate, I’m so close! Kate!" Y/N moaned loudly when Kate involuntarily pushed her torso down onto her body and made her hand push in deeper into her core, "fuck do that again." Kate repeated her gesture and this time moaned alongside Y/N when her own center demanded some more attention again, but restrained herself from doing that, wanting to make this all about Y/N. She will discuss about the idea of giving the other pleasure while they pleasured themselves later and see if they can do that later on. Kate bit particularly hard on Y/N’s nipple and felt the girl cant her hips up after a particular hard thrust and moaned loudly in ecstasy, "shit babe, I’m so close."

"Wait, I want to see you come properly." Kate murmured on Y/N’s boob, before sucking on her nipple a bit more then reluctantly pulling away and resuming her previous sitting position in front of her, making Y/N spread her legs wider involuntarily. "Look at you, spread out for me and ready to come."

"Yes baby, I’ve wanted nothing more. Shit, I can feel it!"

"Come for me baby. Let me see that amazing pussy come." Y/N moaned pitifully at those words and increased her speed as humanly possible, pushing deeper and deeper before coming with a loud moan of Kate’s name. The archer stared mesmerized as she watched Y/N’s core clench around her fingers as juices spilled out of her center and a bit onto the sheets, licking her lips hungrily as her tongue itches to taste.

"Wow, fucking shit." Y/N whined when she pushed her fingers away from her core and looked seductively at Kate as she moved them around in the air between them, "wanna ta-HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES!" Y/N moaned out loud as a scream left her lips when Kate didn’t let Y/N finish her sentence and dived right between her legs, attaching her lips onto her core, then engulfing her still a bit pulsating clit between her lips and sucked on it harshly. "Oh babe, it feels so good." Y/N whined in satisfaction when Kate’s tongue joined her lips and lapped up at her clit precisely, sending white shocks of pure pleasure throughout her whole body, making it twitch in ecstasy. Y/N’s fingers, after cleaning them on the sheets, combed needily into Kate’s black tresses and gripped on her scalp heavily every time Kate bit or sucked particularly hard on her clit, making her moan a few times from the pleasurable sting and its vibrations made Y/N arch her back and neck as she wailed in rapture.

"You taste so good baby. Can I fuck you with my tongue?" Kate pushed against Y/N’s grip and pulled her head away just a bit to look into Y/N’s eyes from her position between her legs and ask her gently, smirking when the girl’s pupils blowed instantly as a moan slipped out of her lips.

"Yes, oh fuck yes!" Kate chuckled when Y/N pushed her head back between her legs before resuming her previous ministrations on her core, paying some more attention on Y/N’s clit, suckling on it and adding precise stokes of her tongue before moving down Y/N’s folds, opening them thoroughly by passing her tongue between them, before pulling herself slightly away to look up at Y/N and admire her naked form from that angle.

"So beautiful." Y/N whined in need as their eyes stayed glued to each other and watched as Kate leaned her cheek on her inner thigh as she gazed her body hungrily.

"You can stare at me later, please fuck me now."

"Bossy." Kate smirked as she teased Y/N just a bit more, before giving what Y/N needed and slowly eased her tongue into her core, wailing in the process when she felt the intoxicating sensation of Y/N’s walls wrapping around her wet muscle as she slipped it as deep as she could into her and of her heady smell and taste invading her senses. She stilled her movements for just a few seconds to let Y/N adjust to the intrusion, smiling widely when Y/N bucked her hips up in need after a few seconds and then slipped her tongue out almost completely before pushing it right back in.

"Fuck, your tongue is so fucking good."

"Hm, just wait for my fingers." Kate murmured right onto Y/N’s wet lips, before thrusting her tongue right back in, repeating the same movements over and over for a while to let Y/N enjoy herself as much as she could and just as much as she was enjoying fucking her with her tongue. When she felt the girl’s orgasm was starting to build as her movements became sloppier while she started to moan more frequently, increasing her voice copiously in the process, Kate slipped her tongue out and moved her lips up to engulf Y/N’s pulsating clit once more, and smirked in anticipation when Y/N whined in protest, only for that sound to morph into a loud scream of pleasure, when Kate, without notice, slipped two fingers in and started an already fast and relentless pace into her cunt. "Told ya."

"OH! AH! Babe, fuck, yes! Right there! Oh fuck, fuck!" Y/N was a moaning mess as she tried to not to get overwhelmed by the incredible pleasure she was experiencing, Kate delivering it with precise and hard movements that almost made her see stars as she neared the edge after each deep, harsh thrust. "Fuck, there, babe! I-I-"

"Don’t hold back. Scream loud who is making you feel this good."

"OH SHIT KATE THERE!" Kate smirked proudly around Y/N’s clit when she bit gently on it as she pushed her fingers deeper and harder before curling them a few times into her center.

After about 2 minutes later, Y/N’s hips sloppily canted up to meet Kate’s thrusts, her body trashing around in pure pleasure as she was near the edge, making the archer feel an urge to see, feel, taste her come undone with her fingers and mouth, so she pulled her lips away from the Y/E/C girl’s pulsating clit just enough to murmur on it her next sentence with labored breath and lustful eyes, "come for me babe. Give it all to me."

And Y/N did. Right after Kate’s words, Y/N came with a loud moan of Kate’s name falling off her lips, her body spasming uncontrollably as her orgasm spilled out of her core and right into Kate’s mouth, who promptly slipped her fingers out and replaced them with her tongue to drink Y/N up completely and lick her clean thoroughly. "Fuck." Y/N whispered when Kate slowed her movements to a stop and pecked her clit before laying another peck on her left inner thigh before pecking Y/N’s skin all over as she moved up her body before stopping at her lips to lay a gentle peck there after asking silently if it was okay since she still had a bit of Y/N’s juices on her lips and chin and Y/N nodding in assertion. "You were right. You are so fucking good."

Kate felt pride swell into her chest at Y/N’s truthful statement and kissed her soundly before laying her body over hers and cuddling her warmly, "thank you. I would really like to say the same, but-" Kate trailed off to shrug innocently as a wide, cheeky grin fell on her lips at her teasing words and chuckled amusedly when Y/N opened her mouth outraged and gasped dramatically.

"You Kate Bishop, are going to wipe that smirk off your lips, or I will."

"Hm, I would really love to see you tRY OH GOD." Kate laughed heartily when Y/N lifted her body up to switch their positions, laying Kate comfortably on the pillows and mattress as she hovered over Kate and looked at her predatorily. "Fuck."

"You. Yeah, that’s what I’m about to do." Y/N murmured seductively on Kate’s lips before engulfing them into a slow, languid kiss as her hands skidded all over her body to feel as muck skin as she could. Y/N promptly swallowed Kate’s moan as she slipped her tongue into her mouth when both her hands wrapped themselves around Kate’s boobs and kneaded them eagerly, "fuck."

It was Kate’s time to swallow Y/N’s moan when she arched her back more into her hands while her own clasped around Y/N’s ass to flush their bodies together more. "Please baby, I can’t wait any longer. I want you inside."

"Your wish is my command babe." Y/N murmured on Kate’s lips as she immediately detached one of her hands off Kate’s chest and skimmed it down her body before reaching its destination between the black haired girls legs, onto her core, circling around Kate’s entrance and gasping loudly at the amount of wetness she found there as she collected it to lubrificate her fingers. "Hm, so ready for me."

Kate moaned pitifully when Y/N eased one finger in, almost coming undone on the spot when she remembered it was now Y/N pushing her finger in and out of her and not herself anymore as she imagined Y/N fucking her. It was really happening. "Shit, you feel so good babe."

"So tight." Y/N grunted as she slipped her finger out and pushed it back in after adding another one in the mix, reveling in Kate’s moan of approval as she arched her back in pleasure. "So beautiful."

"Oh fuck. Babe!" Kate slammed her head down on the pillow when Y/N pushed her digits back in and curled them once she was buried knuckle deep into her center to hit a new spot within Kate that made her writhe her body in ecstasy. Y/N moved her lips down Kate’s throat to leave another visible mark there yet before slipping her tongue out and licking a trail down her collarbones and sternum, reaching her yearned destination on Kate’s chest a second later when she kissed Kate’s right nipple softly before engulfing it with the warmth of her mouth and sucking on it harshly all the while adding her thumb in her fingers’ mix on Kate’s core and pressed on the archer’s clit hard, rolling it a few times before releasing it and repeating the motion. "Fuck, shit, fuck. Babe, more please."

"Do you want another finger?"

"Yes, please yes!" Kate wailed out in rapture when a few moments later Y/N slipped her two fingers out and added a third one before slamming her digits back into Kate’s core forcefully, hitting something deep within her that made her back arch in pleasure as a loud scream left her lips, "Y/N/N!!" Kate’s head trashed around side to side as pleasure filled every cell of her body, making her almost see stars every time Y/N slammed her fingers back in forcefully.

"Are you close baby?" Y/N asked after she pulled her mouth away with a loud ‘pop’ from Kate’s nipple and basked in Kate’s face contorted in pleasure with her mouth open in an ‘O’ shape and profanities, mixed with her name moaned out loud, left it.

"Yes!" Kate moaned out loud as she canted her hips up sloppily to meet Y/N’s thrusts and to increase her pleasure, hitting a new, deep spot inside her that made the coiling feeling into her lower stomach almost ready to snap and tip her off the edge, her body wrecked by hard shivers each time Y/N curled her fingers and made her clench her digits into Y/N’s back’s skin, positive it will definitely leave red marks there from how hard she was gripping onto her back in pleasure. Y/N grunted gently under her breath at the soft stinging sensation on her skin but pushed it aside and focused on delivering the best pleasure she could give to Kate and help her reach her tipping point, then pulled her thumb away from the archer’s clit and used the palm of her hand instead to tease and stimulate it as much as she could, pushing on it each time she thrusted her fingers back into Kate’s core. She felt the girl’s walls clench hard around her fingers, a clear sign the black haired girl was near the edge, so she doubled her efforts and sped up her movements meanwhile she switched to the other nipple and sucked on it like her life depended on it, "yes baby! Oh shit, like that! Fuck, fuck, fuck, I can feel it!"

"Come for me baby. Let me see how fucking beautiful you look when you come on my fingers." Y/N murmured greedily on Kate’s nipple pulling away from it just a moment to speak those words before biting on it particularly hard, but not too much to hurt Kate, smirking proudly when the blue eyed girl arched her back in pleasure at her gesture, and then engulfing it with her tongue to lick it thoroughly and to soothe the stinging sensation from her bite and to wear it off. After a few hard, deep thrusts Kate tipped off the edge with a particularly loud scream of Y/N’s name leaving her mouth, her juices flooding out of Kate’s core and onto Y/N’s hand as her body twitched in pure ecstasy. Y/N gradually slowed her fingers down to help Kate ride her post-coital wave as much as she could before stopping her movements altogether only when the archer’s body stopped trembling and slumped back on the mattress. Y/N then reluctantly pulled her mouth away from Kate’s nipple, left a loving peck there before moving up Kate’s body, leaving a trail of sweet, tender, soft and gentle kisses in her trail up the blue eyed girl’s wonderful body, and reaching her destination on Kate’s lips a second later, pecking them repeatedly a few times in a sweet gesture before kissing her languidly as she laid her naked body over Kate’s naked body, careful in not crushing her body and hurting her. "Hi there."

"Hello baby." They both smiled sheepishly at one another as they leaned their foreheads together and nuzzled their noses cutely, before sharing another sweet, gentle peck, then pulling away to let Kate continue with her train of thoughts, "I feel so thoroughly fucked I think I’m flying."

"No babe, you are here with me. But I’m happy you feel like that, it means I did something good."

"More than good. Wonderful. Amazing. Incredibly sublime." Kate stated still a bit dazed and watched a cute smile unfold on Y/N’s features that freed the butterflies in her stomach and made her own dumb grin broaden widely. They let a few moments of silence engulf them before Kate spoke up once again, "so, who did ultimately win?"

"Oh no, we forgot to start the chronometer!" Y/N turned her head around to locate Kate’s phone and found it laying on the floor where she left it in her pants she threw there not too long ago.

"Well it means we have to do another round." Kate stated seductively as her hands descended down Y/N’s body and found their purchase on her ass, squeezing it hard and kneading it greedily as she flushed their bodies impossibly closer, eliciting a loud moan from the Y/H/C girl as she laid her head on Kate’s collarbones, nibbling the skin there softly.

"Let me go grab the phone then."

[veliseraptor]

Listen Jiang Fengmian doesn't know his ass from his elbow he is fully capable of bringing home the first kid savvy enough to lie to him.

someone else mentioned this in the comments of that post (about how xue yang could end up with the jiangs instead of wei wuxian) and then you sent this and you're not actually necessarily wrong. i don't actually think jfm is actually stupid but dude probably at the very least has no idea what the kid he's looking for looks like, one misheard syllable and a quick-witted xue yang knowing an opportunity when he sees one and we do have an opportunity

(obviously we are completely ignoring timeline fuckiness here, or rather embracing cql timeline fuckiness)

the thing is though I think growing up in this environment, as toxic as the jiang family issues are, would make a huge difference in how xue yang turns out/what his future looks like. I think he would feel a certain level of gratitude to the jiang for saving him from a much harder life, and I think growing up as part of a community (as opposed to largely on his own and fending for himself) would change at least some things about his perspective on the world and how to behave with other people. at the very least it gives him some experience with the concept of "people doing things for you because they care about you" before he's gone too far down the murder road.

I've always said that I think that, while it wouldn't come easily or naturally to him, Xue Yang can learn prosocial behaviors, given positive reinforcement/incentive. I doubt he and Jiang Cheng would ever get along well - the clash of personalities is pretty intense and Xue Yang does not let things roll off him the way Wei Wuxian does (or at least performs to), but at the same time I think Xue Yang could see Jiang Cheng as sort of His to piss off and bother and provoke in a way that would immediately make him turn on a common enemy in a pinch. he'd adore Jiang Yanli, though.

as far as Yu Ziyuan goes...he'd be too aware of the power dynamics involved, I think, to ever openly show his feelings (or, god forbid, act on them), but he would hate her. especially if we're post-finger smashing (which I kind of like the idea of), that's going to be even more intense, because that's also the point where I think Xue Yang really learns resentment in a real way. he respects her as a formidable force but he does not like her, and would not spit on her if she was on fire.

zero respect for Jiang Fengmian, though. right from the get-go. in this situation he would, after all, be the sucker who picked Xue Yang up instead of this "Wei Ying" kid he was actually looking for (and is there something about knowing that all of this isn't meant for him, not really? yeah, every once in a while when stories about "his" parents come up in particular).

anyway I'm going to be turning this over in my head for a while, this is an interesting concept that I'm now able take away from a really annoying post so thanks for that, anon

[highfantasy-soul]

Moments I loved from NATLA Episode 4 - Into the Dark ❤️️❤️️

Aang and Iroh interacting more - love that they're not friendly to each other, per se, but it builds a foundation that makes their later respect make sense

The Earth Kingdom being harsh with their 'fallen foes' is nice to seed in here as in the animated version (season 1), most of the 'bad' stuff was relegated solely to the Fire Nation

The Earth Kingdom is no pushover and it's nice to see that early

Sokka defending his dad "My dad would have never done what you did" even after he commiserated with the Mechanist about his dad 'not valuing' what Sokka could bring to the table.

Though Sokka is frustrated that his dad doesn't see "him", he knows his dad is an honorable man doing his best and when Sai tries to use him as an example of 'doing the wrong thing just to survive', love that Sokka calls him on it

SECRET TUNNEEELLLL!!!

Like them introducing this now - all old buildings have secret passages - it's just a law

Teo's "its time to fight!" attitude - love it. He's so ready to stop cowering and wants to hit back

Flopsy statues!!!!!

Rolly ball throne? Nice touch

"Bumi? BUMI!!" :D

"You did 🤨" Love how Aang keeps his "I'm just gonna say the truth and I don't care if that's 'not allowed' I'm gonna do it anyways because your social rules are stupid" attitude

Katara's water pouch!!

Love the shake in Jet's voice as he tells Katara "I am nothing like the firebenders"

Katara's assessment is shallow on her part, but the core has a ring of truth - no, freedom fighters aren't the same as their oppressors, but when you start harming your own people to hurt the enemy, then you really have lost sight of what's right and wrong - why you're fighting.

FREEZE JET'S ASS!

I love Jet, especially this version of him, but yeah, no touchy

And Katara is absolutely right: Jet might have helped her through her block, but her power, that's all hers.

What are you going to do, Zuko?? What choice will you make!!??

Love that we're getting this choice of his here in Omashu

Bumi's puns 😭 kill me now - though very canon accurate

Like the vibe that everyone just has to laugh as to not anger him - there's less of a whimsical madness vibe to Bumi here and a more serious - yeah, this guy is our leader vibe that's quite unsettling

The tonal shift with Bumi did give me pause, but I like how the writers kept the jokes, the games, his eccentricities, but shifted the vibe to make them darker

In the cartoon, whimsy might work, but if you think about it realistically, that leadership style would NOT work during a war - a 100 year war, at that.

HIPPIIEESSSS!!!!

Sokka getting into that maraca - you let your little musical heart fly

"What are you doing here?" "We're doin' what we're doin'" :)

Oma and Shu lesbian supremacy!!!

Always get chills when this story is told

Lol Sokka's "There's no such thing as angry spirits." Right before the episode where they're kidnapped by an angry spirit XD

Love the switch up of the rocks not really being the path out - keeping us animated show fans on our toes as to what the lesson will be this time

Everything about the Earth Kingdom soldier's interaction with Iroh - all of it is just so good.

The cartoon glossed over Iroh's warmongering past - but he did do terrible things that hurt so many people. No, 'it was war, I was a soldier' is not an acceptable excuse (we didn’t accept it with Jet, so why the double standard for a ROYAL MILITARY GENERAL??)

The funeral scene

Leaves from the Vine

Zuko offering a soft and kind memory of Liu Ten instead of just talk about him being a soldier

Zuko sitting next to Iroh so he won't be alone!!!!!!!!!

The conversation between Katara and Sokka in the cave where she talks about how Jet helped her and Sokka how Sai helped him - then Katara reminding Sokka that when he was forced into a leadership position for the Southern Water Tribe, he didn't have anyone to help him through that

The concept of us all needing people to help us through our journeys is so important and really comes around at the end of the episode and just through the entire series

BADGERMOOOLLLEEE!!!!

Is it bad that all I could think about was how cute it was the entire time it was on screen?

Dallas Liu is so. Freaking. Good. At. His. Stunts!!!!

And the first mention of the theme Zuko struggles with of compassion being weakness!

Sokka's little 'thanks!' as Katara saves him from the badgermole XD

Seriously, all the little touches in Ian Ousley's performance are great

Idk why Sokka assumed the badgermole was a man, that's clearly a dignified lady

The power of sibling love guiding the badgermole was a great alteration from the OG - if they can be controlled through music, they can definitely respond to emotions

Bumi's whole speech here - and his willingness to get crushed - is what brought me around on this portrayal of him

He's right: it's a game where you have to make impossible choices - you have to fight even when you don't want to (a much more poignant message for Aang than 'look at things a different way')

The power of friendship saves the day!!!

"You CAN rely on your friends - and that's the only way I'm going to save the world: with my friends"

"You think like a child" (derogatory) "Is that really so bad?" (genuine)

Bumi made Appa's whistle!!! 😭😭😭😭

One last time Zuko chooses protecting his uncle over capturing the Avatar 🥲

"Everything I need is right here on this boat" 😭😭😭

[Masterlist of my NATLA thoughts]

[c-t-r-l14]

Another small rant about Alex (Yes I know I talk about him a lot, no, I won’t stop)

A small part of me, a very small and petty part, really wants listener to move on from Alex’s gaslighting, excuse-making, crybaby ass.

Go back to therapy to see what went wrong, and learn from their mistakes.

Get they money up and not they funny up, and find a new man who will love them and actually TRY to make their relationship work despite their shortcomings. Men who are into communication. Men like Kayson or Jonah—two guys who love their partners, and won’t give up on them if it’s the last thing they’ll ever do.

And I want Alex to see them, with their successful life, and with their new partner.

And I want him to REGRET.

I want him to regret making excuses. I want him to regret the gaslighting. I want him to regret the way he broke up with them; and I want him to miss them, and what they had. I want him to grovel for them, and I want listener to deny his apology and tell him to take a hike. That they’re doing much better without him and his excuses, and walk away from him—leaving him alone to drown in his regret.

BUT.

A much bigger part of me, really wants listener and him to get back together. I want them both to try to work things out, too. I want both of them to recognize their own faults, talk about it like adults. A conversation without gaslighting, or making excuses. Before the argument, they had such good chemistry together, and it’s crazy that it went all up in smoke because of one stupid ass spat. I want them to both acknowledge that they are BOTH at fault for the way things turned out—not one party blaming the other under the guise of “kindness”, and “doing this for the greater good”.

Because the way Alex broke things off with them was not for the greater good, man. When it comes to the greater good, you don’t make excuses. You don’t gaslight. And you most definitely don’t put all the blame on one party.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if listener ended up with even more trauma because of this break up. Imagine you lose your cool, and act irrationally—and it’s the ONE TIME this ever happens—and you lose the person you care about? And then they make up excuses to leave you, all the while fully acknowledging that what you did isn’t who you are? And they BLAME you?? And gaslight you?? Omg, ya’ll—I would NOT know what to do in that scenario, bro.

I know I call out Alex a lot, and point out all the holes in his argument, but I feel like if I was ACTUALLY in the position listener was in, I’d believe every word he said. All of it, because it’s so easy to believe what people say when it comes from the mouth of the one you love. I can point out the flaws in his reasoning because I’m listening from an outside perspective. I can call him out because listener and and I are separate (I usually think of them as their own person). I really hope that listener has a good support group—one that tells them that the break up was not entirely their fault. I want them to call out Alex on his B.S., and reassure listener that the way he ended things was not right.

As for Alex, he could go on and frolick in the smog filled streets of New York City, if that’s what he wants. I live there, and there’s nothing special about it anyway—unless if rats the size of possums, smelly, disgusting subway stations and overpriced train fares is something that he finds appealing.

I’m glad that more people are realizing that Alex was wrong for this, though. I look at the comments of the break up audio and see so many people criticizing him, and even on Jonah’s newest video I see people comparing him to Jonah, and how Jonah and Kayson was “everything Alex should’ve been”. I love it so much.

It’s so refereshing to see more people on listener’s side.