#bellatrix x andromeda

[klinefelterrible]

Regulus: how is it possible that Andromeda has a boyfriend

James: you have a boyfriend too

Regulus: but she’s a weirdo

James: and you are not

Regulus: she had Bellatrix eat her ass

James: you ate mine like twenty minutes ago

Regulus: that has nothing to do with it

[someone-who-kin-james]

Andy: So he's my boyfriend, Ted. Girls, be nice to him.

Narcissa: You want us to be nice to your boyfriend?

Andy: Yes. And I don't think that is such a big deal.

Bellatrix: Girl I'm not even nice to my own boyfriend.

Andy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YOU ARE LESBIAN!

Bellatrix: Oh, hell yeah! And I don't understand why you are not lesbian?

Andy: You know what, I-

Narcissa: Just let go sis, we don't like any man. Even your boyfriend.

Bellatrix: Even our own boyfriends!

Andy: YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

[blackcestfest]

Day 6 Title: Bellatrix Black: An Elegy Ships: Andromeda/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Cygnus, Bellatrix/Rita Skeeter Rating: E Wordcount: 5k Warnings: Non-con, underage

“Bellatrix Black Lestrange was survived by her husband, sister, nephew, and me, whatever I could be considered, if I could even be considered someone who survived her.” or “When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it…. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you are the reason it has become so mangled.” – “Start Here” by Caitlyn Siehl

Read on AO3

[sapphichecate]

@sapphicmicrofics

Bellatrix x Andromeda Under 1000 words Prompt: Memory read it here

[sunnysaystuff]

wish i had enough followers that i could just post "the black sisters are hot" and have 20 people be like "real"

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[daddiesdrarryy]

Narcissa: Are you dating Rita Skeeter?

Bellatrix: What? How did you know?

Narcissa: Well, for once, you were always coming home late

Andromeda: And also Rita wrote “Be my Valentine, Bella” in the Daily Prophet

Bellatrix: She WHAT?

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

[klinefelterrible]

You guys don’t know that so let me enlighten each and everyone: I know some of my little fics are rather bad and maybe even not funny at all, but then I see that one single person (1) clicks a heart under it and I know that somewhere there in this vast and dark cloud ocean of web is a person who saw my post and decided it was okay to read

And this keeps me going. Not the popularity, which of course is cool, but this one little heart ♥️ that tells me that I am on someone’s orbit and they thought that my smutty/slutty/pornographic dialogue of persons living rent free in my head was okay to read. This one heart under my fic is my cue to feel approved/appreciated and happy with myself.

So this post is basically my big thank you for all the hearts and reblogs and ao3 kudos and bookmarks and comments under my posts.

If it wasn’t for you, it wouldn’t happen so often.

[stagprongs]

hihi!! im not much of a marauders fan but my friend had a crazy hc so i wanted someones whos more in the fandoms opinion!!

basically, walburga had an affair and got pregnant w sirius, but the guy she had an affair with wasnt pureblood. and that could be another reason that his family doesnt want to asscouate with him. (FEEL FREE TO ROAST THIS HC I HAVENT BEEN IN THIS SPACE IN AGES HAHA)

OKAY, fair, fair- since when have marauders fandom ever cared about canon? So let’s dive into this absolute fever dream of a headcanon because honestly? it’s giving messy, it’s giving drama and it’s giving “ BLACK FAMILY UNHINGED”

Picture this: Walburga Black, queen of “I hate everything fun,” goes and has a spicy little affair with a non-pureblood. Like, the AUDACITY. She’s out here screaming about bloodlines and family honor, but secretly she’s breaking her own rules. Then BOOM— sirius is born out of forbidden love affair. That explains EVERYTHING. It’s not just personality; it’s in his BLOOD. His “I don’t care about the rules” energy? His leather jacket rebellion? It’s genetic, babes.

And the tea? Imagine if everyone in the family knew but just didn’t say anything. Like, Regulus side-eyes Sirius at family dinners, Kreacher is making shady little comments, and the Black family tree is just screaming in protest. The DRAMA.

I can totally see Walburga looking at Sirius and being like, “Ugh, you’re just like HIM,” while Regulus is sitting there in the corner, living his best “golden child” life, trying not to laugh because he knows all the family tea. And imagine Sirius finding out later—he’d be insufferable. Every time someone asked why he’s so dramatic, he’d be like, “Well, I am the product of a scandal, darling.” James would lose his mind. 10/10 would read this fanfic. this has “limited series with 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating” energy.

also so sorry for responding so late! i didn’t see it!

[cherrybombb8]

I have such a love of slightly rarer ships in big fandoms. I give you:

Wiseflower (Poppy Pomfrey x Minerva McGonagall) soo adorable, such a power couple too, kinda good cop bad cop, growing old together, outliving their students :'(

Perciver (Percy Weasley x Oliver Wood) roommates (and they were roommates), friends to lovers, ambition, 'Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy' by aenoskova on ao3 is amazinggg

Nobleflower (Narcissa Black x Alice Longbottom) secret/forbidden love, so tragic, so so tragic, if you haven't read 'Alice, Look at Me' by Rollercoasterwords yet go do that immediately

Sydora (Sybill Trelawney x Pandora Lovegood) ravenclaw roommates, seers, loveable weirdos, they definitely match each other's freak

Quillkiller (Bellatrix Lestrange x Rita Skeeter) toxic, bit crazy, they love and hate one another, obsession, they scare me

Gilderat (Peter Pettigrew x Gilderoy Lockhart) if ykyk, Lockhart's cologne, this is so fucking hilarious to me yet I'm entirely serious when I say I love them

Andromeda Tonks x Ted Tonks (I know they're not rare but there's not much content focused on them and they have such a story)

I just love these ships so much, especially the wlw ones, they hold a special place in my heart <3.

I'm writing a wiseflower fic atm, it's early days yet but I have a few chapters posted and am hoping to post another this week! It's titled 'Falling' by Cherrybomb08 on ao3, but I might change the title at some point. 🫶

[rockongolddustw]

The brilliantly talented guine_evere on IG drew this commission for The Black Prophecy - beautifully capturing the Black Sisters hearing a prophecy in the first scene. Fic can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57587314/chapters/146531797

[sapphichecate]

read it here on ao3. bellatrix x andromeda

M 450 words tw for incest

@sapphicmicrofics "I didn't mean that"

[seriousaboutsiriusblack]

Andromeda: Everybody has a gay cousin

Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin!

Bellatrix: …

Narcissa: …

Andromeda: …

Regulus: …

Sirius: o wait, I AM the gay cousin

Bellatrix: no kidding, Sherlock!

[starkayezer]

all the s/os of the black cousins have star tattoos.

Ted Tonks? Oh, you bet he has them littered all around his body.

Remus Lupin? Do you even need to ask?

James Potter? Hell fucking yes he has them. He has the Leo constellation, multiple stars around his torso, and the Canis Major constellation.

Rita Skeeter? She has them dotted around her hips and thighs.

Now, Lily Evans, well. She doesn't have stars, but you fucking bet she has flowers galore. She has flowers around her leg like they're growing up from her ankle, and she has one larger one right in the middle of her chest.

[iamgonnagetyouback]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀────۶ৎ little dictator

synopsis: regulus wants to be in charge, but sirius and bellatrix refuse to take him seriously. drama follows, ending in a pillow fight and regulus quitting his own game content warnings: fluff, black siblings inspired by: ♡︎ by @maladaptivewriting

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The sun was shining through the wide windows of the Black family’s drawing room, casting long shadows across the polished floors. It was one of those rare afternoons when the adults were busy elsewhere, leaving the cousins—Sirius, Regulus, Bellatrix, and Andromeda—free to entertain themselves. Naturally, this meant chaos.

"Sirius!" Regulus, only seven but already a serious little boy, stood on one of the velvet chairs, arms crossed and a scowl on his face. "You're not playing right."

Sirius, all wild hair and reckless energy, was sprawled across the floor, laughing at his own joke. He glanced up at his little brother with a lazy grin. "I’m playing just fine. You’re the one who's being boring."

Regulus narrowed his eyes. "This is supposed to be wizard dueling, and you're just lying there!"

Bellatrix, perched on the arm of a nearby sofa, cackled. “Oh, I like this. Sirius, you’re my first victim!” She jumped down with the grace of a cat, pulling out an imaginary wand. “Crucio!”

"Ow! Bella!" Sirius protested, rolling out of the way just as Bellatrix lunged at him.

Regulus huffed dramatically, climbing down from the chair. "No, no, no! You’re not supposed to actually hit people. This is a strategic battle,” he said in the most serious tone he could muster, which, given his age, was surprisingly authoritative.

Andromeda, sitting calmly in a corner with a book she wasn’t really reading, raised an eyebrow. “Reggie, no one’s listening to you.”

"Well, they should!" Regulus snapped, putting his hands on his hips. "I’m in charge!"

Bellatrix ignored him, tackling Sirius to the floor as Andromeda sighed, setting her book aside.

“Regulus,” she said in her calm, older-cousin voice, “why don’t we play something a little less… aggressive?”

“I have a plan!” Regulus announced, puffing out his chest. “We’re going to play Ministry of Magic. I’ll be Minister, obviously. Bella, you’re Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Andy, you can be… um… Head of the Department of Magical Creatures. And Sirius—”

“I’m not playing,” Sirius interrupted, crossing his arms, but Regulus wasn’t having any of it.

“Sirius,” Regulus said, his voice stern, “you’re the janitor.”

Sirius stared at him, open-mouthed. “The janitor? You’re joking.”

"No. The Minister has spoken," Regulus said imperiously, smoothing down his robes like a tiny despot.

“And” Regulus said, straightening his small frame with authority. “You have to wear a silly hat.”

At this, Sirius grinned widely, clearly enjoying where this was going. “Oh, I love a silly hat.”

Bellatrix leaned over with a wicked grin. "I accept my position, Minister," she purred, clearly enjoying Regulus’ dictatorial game. "But can I still curse people?"

Regulus considered this for a moment. “Only if they break the rules.”

"Excellent," Bellatrix said, her dark eyes flashing as she shot a smirk at Sirius. "You’re already on my list, janitor."

“Seriously?” Sirius groaned, glancing at Andromeda. “Can you believe this?”

Andromeda gave a slight shrug. “It could be worse. At least you’re not working in the Department of Magical Accidents. I hear the paperwork is awful.”

Sirius flopped back on the floor dramatically. “This is ridiculous. Reggie, you’re not in charge just because you say so.”

“I am in charge,” Regulus replied, eyes flashing. “I’m the only one who has a plan.”

Bellatrix folded her arms again, looking at Regulus with a smirk. “Maybe we should let the little dictator tell us what to do.”

Regulus’s face lit up at the word “dictator,” though he tried to hide his excitement. “Yes. Dictator. That’s a much better title.”

“Oh no,” Andromeda said, hiding her smile behind her hand again. “What have you done, Bella?”

Bellatrix grinned wickedly. “I’ve unleashed him.”

Regulus puffed out his chest. “From now on, I am Dictator Regulus, and you all have to listen to me!”

Sirius rolled his eyes. “Fine, Dictator Regulus. What’s your first order?”

Regulus paused, clearly enjoying the attention. “First order: Sirius has to fetch us all chocolate frogs.”

Sirius blinked. “You’re seriously going to use your dictatorship to get snacks?”

Regulus grinned, his small, sharp teeth on full display. “Dictators get what they want.”

Sirius groaned but got to his feet, still playing along. “Fine, fine, but don’t say I never do anything for you.”

As Sirius trudged toward the house, Bellatrix leaned over to Andromeda and whispered, “We’re never letting him live this down, are we?”

Andromeda shook her head, her smile wide. “Not a chance.”

Sirius suddenly stopped and turned around, eyes gleaming with mischief. “Alright, Minister. If I’m the janitor, I guess I’ll just clean up your mess.” With that, he grabbed one of the Black family’s prized throw pillows and flung it across the room, knocking over a vase.

Regulus gasped, horrified. “Sirius! You’ll get us all in trouble!”

"Then you should’ve thought twice about making me the janitor!" Sirius grinned, tossing another pillow at Bellatrix, who ducked and cackled like a maniac.

Bellatrix jumped to her feet, picking up another pillow to join in, and soon enough, all four of them were engaged in an all-out pillow fight, feathers flying everywhere.

Regulus stood in the middle of the room, hands on his hips, trying to shout orders. “Stop it! I’m the Minister! You’re breaking the rules!”

But no one listened.

When a particularly large pillow smacked him in the face, Regulus gave up, throwing his hands in the air. “Fine! You’re all fired!” he declared, stomping out of the room with as much dignity as a seven-year-old in a pillow fight could muster.

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