#bellatrix x andromeda

[klinefelterrible]

Regulus: how is it possible that Andromeda has a boyfriend

James: you have a boyfriend too

Regulus: but she’s a weirdo

James: and you are not

Regulus: she had Bellatrix eat her ass

James: you ate mine like twenty minutes ago

Regulus: that has nothing to do with it

[someone-who-kin-james]

Andy: So he's my boyfriend, Ted. Girls, be nice to him.

Narcissa: You want us to be nice to your boyfriend?

Andy: Yes. And I don't think that is such a big deal.

Bellatrix: Girl I'm not even nice to my own boyfriend.

Andy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YOU ARE LESBIAN!

Bellatrix: Oh, hell yeah! And I don't understand why you are not lesbian?

Andy: You know what, I-

Narcissa: Just let go sis, we don't like any man. Even your boyfriend.

Bellatrix: Even our own boyfriends!

Andy: YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

[blackcestfest]

More information to come but Blackcest Fest WILL be returning for 2023-2024 <3

The quality of the fics in the first iteration was unparalleled, and I can’t wait to see what is created next. It’s the Blackcest Renaissance, and we’re all just living in it. 

[sapphichecate]

@sapphicmicrofics

Bellatrix x Andromeda Under 1000 words Prompt: Memory read it here

[sunnysaystuff]

wish i had enough followers that i could just post "the black sisters are hot" and have 20 people be like "real"

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

[rockongolddustw]

The brilliantly talented guine_evere on IG drew this commission for The Black Prophecy - beautifully capturing the Black Sisters hearing a prophecy in the first scene. Fic can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57587314/chapters/146531797

[seriousaboutsiriusblack]

Andromeda: Everybody has a gay cousin

Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin!

Bellatrix: …

Narcissa: …

Andromeda: …

Regulus: …

Sirius: o wait, I AM the gay cousin

Bellatrix: no kidding, Sherlock!

[klinefelterrible]

You guys don’t know that so let me enlighten each and everyone: I know some of my little fics are rather bad and maybe even not funny at all, but then I see that one single person (1) clicks a heart under it and I know that somewhere there in this vast and dark cloud ocean of web is a person who saw my post and decided it was okay to read

And this keeps me going. Not the popularity, which of course is cool, but this one little heart ♥️ that tells me that I am on someone’s orbit and they thought that my smutty/slutty/pornographic dialogue of persons living rent free in my head was okay to read. This one heart under my fic is my cue to feel approved/appreciated and happy with myself.

So this post is basically my big thank you for all the hearts and reblogs and ao3 kudos and bookmarks and comments under my posts.

If it wasn’t for you, it wouldn’t happen so often.

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

marauders as random memes

[blackcestfest]

Day 6 Title: Bellatrix Black: An Elegy Ships: Andromeda/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Cygnus, Bellatrix/Rita Skeeter Rating: E Wordcount: 5k Warnings: Non-con, underage

“Bellatrix Black Lestrange was survived by her husband, sister, nephew, and me, whatever I could be considered, if I could even be considered someone who survived her.” or “When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it…. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you are the reason it has become so mangled.” – “Start Here” by Caitlyn Siehl

Read on AO3

[sapphichecate]

read it here on ao3. bellatrix x andromeda

M 450 words tw for incest

@sapphicmicrofics "I didn't mean that"

[marylily-my-beloved]

Narcissa who was so happy for Bellatrix on her wedding day, only to burst out crying the day after because this means Bellatrix is moving, Bellatrix is leaving her. Narcissa feeling so overjoyed for Bellatrix because she seems happy (idk if she is) and she looks so happy she’s leaving the house but Narcissa realising this means she’ll be on her own and she won’t have anyone to ever go to. 

It doesn’t even matter that Bellatrix will only be a apparation away, she’s gone. She’s not in that house anymore, it’s only Narcissa now, and god does Narcissa feel alone. 

[theblackstar04]

oooh okay what about black sisters hcs (or just ramble idc honestly) ?

the black sisters actually make me so insane omg these are just some head cannons i have for them

bellatrix

-she's the eldest of her sisters

-plays croquet and fencing, along with self defense

-joined quidditch in her 3rd year as either a beater or seeker (i haven't decided which)

-genuinely believes in pureblood ideology, especially after hogwarts

-dated rita secretly during hogwarts until she married rodulphus a few years after hogwarts

-her and rita had a on/off relationship, longest they were broken up was a month

-bpd with psychotic features, ptsd, destructive behaviours (especially when she was younger)

-her 'rebellion' is putting 100% into everything. they want her to be a deatheater? she's going to be the most devoted one there is. do well in school? she's getting top scores.

-very extreme with everything she does.

-hated sirius since he was born for getting to be the heir. was both happy and angry when he ran.

-regulus was her favourite until he became the heir

-jealous that narcissa and andromeda were closer with eachother than with her

-used to sing

-she wasn't always 'crazy', but once everyone referred to her that way and acted as if she was, well, its difficult to not become that

-if she was an animagus, she would be a raven

-naturally curly hair, absolutely cannot tame it. black hair

Andromeda

-middle child

-played croquet, didn't care much for any sports

-it was only in hogwarts that she questioned pureblood ideology

-dated ted after 6th year secretly

-ran away after hogwarts with ted

-challenged her families beliefs subtly

-ptsd, osdd 3, extreme paranoia

-was closest with narcissa (and later sirius)

-played the violin

-visited narcissa the night before her wedding, wanting her to run with her. accepted her answer as no, but made sure she knows how to contact her if she ever needs to.

-she does miss her sisters, but knows running was the right thing for her to do

-if she was an animagus, she would be a heron

-naturally wavy/curly hair, very dark brown hair.

Narcissa

-youngest child

-plays croquet, prefers to watch quidditch rather than play.

-doesn't 100% agree with pureblood ideology after andromeda ran, but will never openly go against it

-often got overlooked in favour of her sisters

-she doesn't express emotions loudly like her sisters, but she feels very strongly and deeply

-had a short and sweet relationship with alice before lucius. she wonders what it could've been

-dated lucius in 7th year, got married a year after hogwarts

-ptsd, osdd 4, anorexia (mostly recovered in adulthood, relapsed with the stress of the war)

-was closest with andromeda (and then regulus)

-plays the piano occasionally

-if she was an animagus, she would be a swan

-naturally wavy hair, straightens it. black hair with poliosis making streaks of her hair white. she later starts dying her hair

All of them

-i hc that croquet, fencing, and hunting were all things that purebloods were expected to do

-they were all close during their hogwarts years, before everything went downhill

-the symbolism of three!!

-childhood nicknames for eachother make me cry. "andy" "cissy" "bella"/"trix/ie"