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*In 1981, Azkaban*

Barty: Oh-My-Gosh! What are my ears hearing?

Sirius: YEAH GIRL! I was totally like that! And like, umm, are you fucking kidding me? Like, my little brother Pete, would never!

Bellatrix: You morons, I used to see him in every meeting! But I wasn't expect this either. You know, eh, he was kinda stupid.

Barty: Oh shut up Miss I-Know-Everything-Better-Than-You-Two. You've been tricked too!

Sirius: YEAH! And that was a HUGE trick. Rita Skeeter?? More like Rita Tricker??

Bellatrix: I wish I can able to use my wand RIGHT NOW.

Barty: Chill dude.

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(before reading, sorry for my bad english. its not my native language and im still learning so i have just use translate.)

my favourite fame jegulus au headcanon:

When asked during the interview what he would say about the rumors about him, Regulus said, "I don't care, all I think about is karma." would reply.

But in fact, when he said the word "karma" here, his boyfriend James Potter's voice in the kitchen constantly singing "Taylor Swift - Karma" was on his mind rather than revenge or divine justice.

And after this interview, when James Potter posted a video on his famous Instagram account singing Karma in the kitchen again, a few fans of Regulus combined these two video clips and edited them.

And then Sirius Black, the sassy lead singer of the famous bandit Marauders and Regulus Black's older brother, found this video and showed the two of them and said he would make fun of them for a long time. This was certainly to be expected of him, and Regulus' fellow cast members Barty and Evan joined him. Every day they post this video on their common whatsapp group and made fun of these two idiots for being in extremeley public relationship.

And yet one morning, Sirius accidentally posted the video to his Instagram story just as he was about to send them the video to make fun of the two of them. He noticed it and deleted it immediately, but many had already seen it. When Sirius shared an edited video of his brother Regulus and his precious deer best friend James, one of the crazy fans started rumors that Regulus and James were having a relationship. That was definitely true but come on, no one knew! Except for their friends, of course.

Over time, when this rumor snowballed, Regulus suddenly sent James Potter's last post to his story, "My sunshine." wrote and announced their relationship. Thus, they got rid of the burden of a hidden relationship and continued their careers with their fan bases who truly valued them.

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Lily "Taylor Swift" Evans

Marlene "Chase Atlantic" McKinnon

Dorcas "Lana Del Rey" Meadowes

Mary "Queen" Macdonald

Pandora "Marina Diamandis" Rosier

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Bellatrix: I think Andy gives Ted so much love and effort.

Narcissa: Why would you think that?

Bellatrix: Andy is bisexual and somehow, she's dating a man. Which means she chose him over all those women. All those pretty, good and sexy women. This is the biggest effort for a relationship with a man.

Narcissa: ... You know what, somehow I can agree this.

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Andy: So he's my boyfriend, Ted. Girls, be nice to him.

Narcissa: You want us to be nice to your boyfriend?

Andy: Yes. And I don't think that is such a big deal.

Bellatrix: Girl I'm not even nice to my own boyfriend.

Andy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YOU ARE LESBIAN!

Bellatrix: Oh, hell yeah! And I don't understand why you are not lesbian?

Andy: You know what, I-

Narcissa: Just let go sis, we don't like any man. Even your boyfriend.

Bellatrix: Even our own boyfriends!

Andy: YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

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Rita: Knew she was a killer first time that I saw her

Wonder how many girls she had loved and left haunted

But if she's a ghost, then I can be a phantom

Holdin' her for ransom

Bellatrix: Some, some girls are tryin' too hard

She don't try at all, though

Younger than my exes but she act like such a woman, so

I see nothing better, I keep her forever

Like a vendetta-ta

Rita: I see, how this is gon' go

Bellatrix: Touch me and you'll never be alone

Lily: We're fucked up, they can beat everyone's ass

Evan: LANGUAGE EVANS!

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Random things about Regulus that James loves:

>His lips. (They’re just so soft and kissable).

>His hand writing. (Regulus writes in cursive, where James writes in a weird mix of both. It’s just so curvy and neat).

>How he knows just the most random pieces of information. And how he can just slip them into conversation at will.

>How he becomes more sensitive around him, but just him.

>His intelligence.

>The way he never makes James feel dumb.

>The fact he never has matching socks.

>His cheeks. (James can make Regulus flush super easy).

>His shoulders. (They’re covered in freckles).

>His sense of style.

>His love for super obscure parts of courses. Like in herbology, he loved learning about what plants are used in making wands. Or in potions, he liked learning about really miscellaneous potions.

>How mad he gets when James gets himself injured in some way. (It’s because he cares).

>How deeply and throughly he cares. Even if he doesn’t show it.

>How much he gets into any quidditch game he plays. He will openly support Gryffindor, even if he’s playing against them. (He’ll wear James’ scarf when Gryffindor is playing a team which isn’t his).

>His love for holding his hand.

>His love for cats. He could own twenty cats if he could.

>The way he hugs. Tight and snug. Sometimes Regulus will hug him from behind, wrap his arms around his stomach and rest his head on his shoulder. And if Regulus had his way, he’d hug James and never let ago.

>The fact he’ll doodle ‘r.a.b’ on his hand until his hands and wrists are covered,

>His eyelashes. His eyes in general. A crystal clear sort of grey which makes his eyes almost look like gemstones.

>How he will always listen. He never tells him to shut up because he doesn’t want to listen. Never says he’s too much. Makes him feel like all he is is more than enough.

>How secretly sensitive he is.

>How protective he is over the people he cares about. (James can’t number the amount of arguments which nearly turned onto fully fledged fights).

>How he notices things nobody else does.

>The letters he writes to him.

>The fact he steals his jumpers and thinks James doesn’t notice.

>The way he likes to play and just hold James’ fingers/hands when he’s tired.

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*Everyday when James and Regulus see each other in the halls before they start dating*

Regulus: fuck off

James: love you too

*the one day James is having a bad day*

James: fuck off

Regulus: love you too

James: *freaks out for several days*

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Regulus: What is wrong with us

Sirius: A lot. But at least we’re beautiful.

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Regulus: *cuts fruit*

James: has Harry already left?

Regulus: yes... James, Harry asked me to say something.

James: *steals strawberries from Regulus* uh?

Regulus: *looks accusingly at James*

James: why didn't he tell me personally?

Regulus: because he knew you would be nervous

James: *stares at Regulus* what happened?

Regulus: it's nothing serious, Jamie, it's about the holidays

James: he can't come? :(

Regulus: he can....but not alone

James: oh! This is good! I don't mind Mione and Ron *steals an apple from Regulus*

Regulus: James! Mione and Ron won't be coming

James: who then?

Regulus: Harry wants to introduce us to his boyfriend

James:

Regulus: James

James:

Regulus: James

James: *sits in a chair*

Regulus: James

James: *sigh* what. is. his. name.

Regulus: calm down, Potter, nothing bad happened

James: do you know his name?

Regulus: Jamie, I don't know his name

James: when you lower one eyebrow and make a face like that, you're lying to me

Regulus: *looks at James intently and smirks*

James: in twenty years of being with you, at least I learned something

Regulus: I'm proud of you dear *leans down to kiss James*

James: *gets up abruptly and moves away from Regulus* you're trying to distract me!

Regulus: *raises hands up* bravo, Mr. Potter

James: you know his name

Regulus: *looks at James*

James: I know you know his name

Regulus: I can't tell you

James: Reggie!

Regulus: Harry doesn't want me to tell you

James: that's not fair! I'm your husband, and you've only known this boy for 15 years!

Regulus: he's my son, James!

James: I'm your husband!

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Rosekiller Mermaid/Pirate au

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Regulus : what...is this?

James: a flower crown for you:)

Regulus : I'm not wearing this

*ten minutes later*

Sirius : is that a flower crown on your head

Regulus :shut up

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James is actually a "lalala" person. Indeed, he always has a lot to talk about and tell. He can tell you what he went through that day without even saying hello to you at a random moment. However, he does not show this feature to anyone, so he acts more like an "okokok" person in front of everyone. Because he knows how it feels when people don't listen to him, and for God's sake, he doesn't want anyone to experience that. Therefore, he becomes "okokok" in the presence of his friends and his lover Regulus and listens to what they have to say.

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If Pandora and Peter had their own ship, it would be called Panther.