#beelzebub slander

[actionjackson-org]

I feel like this some shit he would do, and mammon would post it on devilgram

Ignore the hand yall, I was not tryna draw ts🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[barbatosgossipsection]

[gabelesimp]

I had to, I had to and I know it's been only a fucking day but I don't care-

Me personally with some Tesla Stans:

(He's the definition of: I killed my girlfriend that's why I'm single)

[66kenobi66]

It scares me that one of the only "healthy" relationships in the Hellaverse is between a character who is a part of a race of people who are so degraded they can be bought and sold...and the person who sells his kind...

Not to mention Vortex is one of the only officially Black characters...and he's dating a human trafficker...who is white...

How do you fuck up that bad

[zchlongli]

guys i think i found him

[goldie-slander]

“Yes, I hate Goldie with burning passion. How did you know?”

[ewesless]

These Outfits

Somehow I completely did not see them until just now and I wish I could go back to that blissful ignorance.

🎉New tag!🎉 Slander is now in use! It's not serious, I'm just in a constant state of 😒 with Obey Me.

Fashion Roast Go Go Go!

Asmo is giving Miami Vice Sonny Crockett and therefore is an 80's sex symbol so he's the best one... except for those sneakers.

Belphie is giving Soft!Country Boy. If it was Red he would look just like some of the irl guys I know. He listens to Country-Rock, but doesn't care for it. I can tell. His is the true best/believable one.

Satan is giving bratty, barely-out-of-his-tweens, son who is the smart, sarcastic, and mature one from a 90's Era Blended Family SitCom (aka Obey Me, but set in the 90's)

Lucifer! WHAT IN THE PAISELY PRINT PHUCK?!?!

Leviathan is committing a fashion crime worthy of capital punishment.

Beelzebub is his d3ath row cellmate.

And I don't really have anything to say on Mammon's so he gets a okay no that can't pass but I couldn't think of anything to say :/

[neverfullydressed-withoutasmile]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Beelzebub is a bitchass motherfucker! He killed my fucking wife (Tesla)! That's right, he killed my fucking wife! So I'm making a call out post on my tumblr account: "Beelzebub, you got a small dick. It's the size of a wallnut except way smaller."!

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

[actionjackson-org]

The turkey drumsticks at Disney be good asl, also the original photo funny asf

[serenatheseraph]

First off beel your not being wholesome theres children here/j Also lucifer wtf made you want to sell yourself to diavolo. just kidding dont kill me im as strong as two twigs bound together.

Obey Me Out of Context #18

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Things the demon brothers would get cancelled for online (headcanon)

Lucifer - rumors and gossip about him having an affair with Lord Diavolo (may or may not have the RAD newspaper club's fault)

Mammon - investment scams/crypto/NFTs

Leviathan - summoning Lotan at an esports event when an opponent trashtalks him

Satan - someone on the internet made fun of his cat fursona so he personally came to their house and assaulted them, nearly killing them it was all over the news

Asmodeus - some of his ex-partners (who ended the relationship on bad terms) slandering him and saying he has a small pp

Beelzebub - restaurant Karen meltdown caught on video (they're out of hellfire chicken nuggets and the ice cream machine is broken)

Belphegor - the online drama he caused by slandering Lord Diavolo and hate speech against non-demon species especially humans

[alexxncl]

brothers' daily chats & calls

masterlist | dateables/side characters chats

disclaimer: idk the official names for any of the chats and i'm too lazy to figure them out

lucifer

birthday call

lucifer's exhaustion pt. 3

drunk (level 30 intimacy call)

garden hose

birthday call (year 2)

caught after the shower (end of nb 💔)

mammon

first man callback

jealousy

patch me up

stolen noodles :(

birthday call (year 2)

caught in the shower (end of nb 💔)

leviathan

hangout (level 20 intimacy call)

date (level 25 intimacy call) pt. 1, pt. 2

big brother levi (nb lesson 42)

romancing is hard

birthday call (year 2)

satan

birthday call

magic tricks

claw machine & cat plushie

anger (level 25 intimacy call)

birthday call (year 2)

sentimental shoelaces

asmodeus

satan's place in the family (level 10 intimacy call)

dream pillow ventures

birthday call (year 2)

beelzebub

birthday call (year 2)

og callback ??? (level 25 intimacy call)

caught in the shower (end of nb 💔)

belphegor

catching lucifer napping

blisters

other/multi

36: dinner duty (lucifer ramble)

the demon brothers (new): teasing levi

the demon brothers (new): luci roasting satan

no big brothers allowed (new): lucifer's exhaustion pt. 1

the fantastic three: lucifer's exhaustion pt. 2

tea demons: lucifer's exhaustion pt. 4

no big brothers allowed: satan's claw machine & cat plushie

the demon brothers (new): asmo's dream pillow ventures

the demon brothers (new): anti lucifer league repercussions

1235: simeon's phone

big brothers: satan got struck by lightning ??

no big brothers allowed (new): lesson 45

brothers no more (new): lesson 50

HOL (new): sticker saga pt. 1

the fantastic three: sticker saga pt. 2

shameless slander: lesson 52

the demon brothers (new): mammon is amazing (ft. satan)

[crisalidaseason]

Day 7: New experiences

So, I was a little sick due to chronic illness, but I managed to do a little something for day 7. It's not much, but it's my farewell to this sweet event that I am so grateful for!

CW: beelzebub being a menace and a smooth criminal, also ineffable bureaucracy being disgustingly sweet, michael slander (a little bit)

"Have you seen this individual? Please contact the authorities immediatly-"

The strange device - that Gabriel quickly learned was named television - was showing a picture of a familiar looking person.

"They are a suspect of multiple crimes, such as: Arson, conspiracy, disturbing the peace, harassment, fraud, identity theft, attempted murder in strange circunstances, shoplifting, vandalism"

Gabriel proudly put a hand on his chest, while sipping some hot chocolate he had to miracle the bartender to make. He softly kissed the top of Beelzebub's hat. The little flies sleeping on the curve of the hat buzzed slightly.

"I outdid myself with that face" Beelzebub admired as their transfigured face was exhibited on the screen "it's almost creepily similar to them"

"Do you think they will notice up there?" the angel said.

Beelzebub was resting their head on the angel's shoulders, still admiring their crime streak. There was nothing better than causing absolute chaos strictly for fun, not something Beelzebub was ever able to do in hell.

"We could send them a picture, one that shows how beautifully I mimicked Michael's face" the demon replied.

Gabriel's chest rumbled in Beelzebub's ears. More kisses on the hat.

"Oh, to be a fly in heaven when they see it" the previous archangel laughed.

"We can send the one I gave you!" the lord of flies perked up.

Gabriel looked at their perfect little demon, sighing in admiration, which prompted Beelzebub to kiss the angel's lips. The two kept cuddling and exchanging kisses while contemplating the demon's masterpiece around the city. The poor bar regulars were pretty much tired of the lovey-dovey intimidating couple, but never daring to say anything.

"We should go, our pottery class starts soon" the demon reminded Gabriel while checking the clock.

"Oh, I almost forgot!" the angel stood up, offering his hand to the demon and leaving the bar.

[achy-boo]

Replaced? We don't think so.

Theme: Replaced Mc au

Warning: Angst, cursing, slander towards cast(Expect Beelzebub, Mammon and the angels), and I will add more if I can.

Note: I always love Replaced MC Au. To all the writers there, You did a fabulous job writing them.

Summary: Who knew that a new exchange student who Diavolo brought to the program would make your life in Devildom a living hell? But fear not my dear, You have people by your side including the two people you met in the human world. Who are they? And did they know the new exchange and if so..how?

The three exchange Students

[Prologue]

[Chapter 1]

[Chapter 2]

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[ineffableducks]

things that are spot on about beelzebub in good omens as someone who worships the demon they're based on

(i'm a demolator which means i worship demons. yes srsly.)

(for complete clarity, i'm going to refer to the entity beelzebub with he/him bc that's how he presents to me as, and refer to the character beelzebub as they/them)

(and if you're going to be mean about demonolatry or my beliefs/experiences then go away)

first of all, demons don't really have consistent genders. beelzebub (entity) presents pretty consistently masculine throughout history, but he can take feminine and androgynous forms and has been recorded to do so. the non binary rep and interpretation is my favourite thing.

some stories go that after jesus descended into hell and subsequently escaped, satan was dethroned as the ruler of hell (this doesn't mean that his power was taken away - just that he doesn't personally manage the demons anymore). the title was then passed onto beelzebub who is referred to consistently as a high ranking demon, specifically as a duke or a prince, among others. i really love how beelzebub is the one running things in hell as grand duke. ppl love to give satan all the attention, and it's not like i'm slandering him, but it's tiring to see big bad cookie cutter satan in EVERY show. beelzebub (GO) is a breath of fresh air.

absolutely commands attention when you're in their space. needs you to know that they are the Lord of the Flies, Supreme Chief of the Empire of Hell, Archdemon of Gluttony, and you cannot make any mistake about it.

the buzzing noises when they talk - absolutely canon.

they both appear in a swarm of flies when you least expect bc they have something to say to u that cannot wait. this is how beelzebub first made his presence known to me. just sent me a swarm of flies. twice. can't say he's ever manifested his form into the swarm but hey.

also if he needs my attention, he sends a single fly to buzz in my room until i find out what he wants. sometimes i forget and try to kill the fly. i never can. the fly harassing gabriel who is unable to kill it is so real in this way.

in the final episode when beelzebub holds the fly on their finger... that has happened to me. a while before GO2 came out, he sent me a fly that did exactly that to me, and then i saw the promo photo of beelzebub (GO) holding the fly and i lost my mind.

afaik beelzebub (entity) and gabriel (entity) are not interested in each other but i could be wrong????? it's definitely not rare for demons and angels to interact.

the packet of crisps... they're a demon associated with gluttony and find it amusing when gabriel says they 'don't have to consume.' also, both appreciate booze.

both enjoy music and give ominous warnings like 'every day, something is getting closer.' like ok.

overall, i like how they were watered down from the first season. yes, they're a demon, but demons are not inherently malevolent. ppl who worship them do not think that they're brimming with evil. they're just entities that have been literally demonised over the years. it was nice to see a morally grey portrayal of beelzebub in season 2 and to have them gain agency and choose something that matters more to them than hell.

Ave Beelzebub and thank u neil gaiman.