#batfamily game night

[ladytie]

family game night

"Don't you fucking dare!" His voice is low, dangerous. A growl more than anything. His hands are slammed down on the table, shaking its contents. No one moves, no one says anything. Instead, they look between the two men.

"Do it, Pete. You owe him, nothing" Nat hisses, her voice loud enough for everyone to hear. It was raw, unfiltered. She caught Jason's sneer from across the table. What a strange situation they have found each other in.

"Let's just think about this," Bruce, ever the pragmatic, says. His hand rests on Jason's taut shoulders. "There is a way to make everyone happy," He says, trying to ease Jason down. It's all for nothing.

Peter leans in, looking at Jason. He feels the rest of them fade away. He only can hear Natasha next to him, his mind is working quick. He has a choice to make, one that wou--

"Batman has a no kill rule, kid. Not me," Dick tenses on the other side of Jason, and Tim lets out a smooth gasp that he passes off as a chuckle.

"Please, Hood. My kill count is triple yours" Natasha speaks in that way that Peter's heard so many times, when the point has been proven and those around her just need a mind numbing reminder. He once saw Thor back away from her with a worried-for-himself expression at her single eyebrow raised.

Unfortunately, the Bats of Gotham have not learned all that she is capable. They cannot access a database that would tell them Natasha Romanoff was the deadliest Avenger. And that the Avengers had no such rule of Killing. It was the last resort, yes. But always an option. Even for Cap.

Dick Grayson's eyes widen. "You-- Kill people?" he whispers, concerned and confused. Peter scoffs at this. They keep treating Natasha as some criminal, an outsider. They talk to him in soft tones, trying to get him away from the big bad Black Widow. They don't even know that, but something about her screams danger. Peter likes it. It makes him feel safe.

He did not know that Dick Grayson's surprise from the assumptions following a recent pedigree exposed. Peter's recent pedigree. The more he looks at Peter, the more he can see the resemblances. His eyes, her color. His hair color, her texture. Both of their acrobatic builds, his height.

Before Natasha can say anything else to incriminate her, Peter makes his decision. "I've got you," She assures him, its low and honest and it warms him. He doesn't remember having a mom, Aunt May was the closest he got. And she was great, amazing. But she would always be his aunt. He wonders if this is what a mothers security feels like. If it is, he's really going to miss it when they leave this strange place, when she goes back to her own life.

"Draw four," He plays the card and leans back into the chair he was in, a smirk on his lips. One mimicked by Natasha and she plays her card next, "Draw Four,"

"Fuck!" Jason roars.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet game night between the Bats and Supers goes so hard. A family of detectives and a family of investigative journalists, all with a natural competitive drive, whose side hobbling of superhero-ing literally involves beating the crap out of people? You get your ass that it turns into full out war.

The bats always win at charades. Dick and Bruce are the highest scorers—they know each other too well, Bruce can just tilt his head a certain way and Dick will instantly know what he means, it’s creepy as shit. They also regularly win at monopoly (all those hours Tim’s spent at WE and DI come in handy) and trivial pursuit (Jason’s a nerd, he would kick Bruce’s ass at that game at age 12 and that hasn’t changed—if anything he’s gotten better.) Steph is the reigning champion in Apples to Apples.

But the supers are naturally good at Jenga and pretty much any card game. Clark’s also an ace at scrabble, strangely enough, mahjong (thought Bruce gives him a run for his money, he played a lot with Ra’s al Guhl). Kon has been leading in Uno for years, but Tim insists he’s cheating.

The only game they don’t play is Clue. It got so combative and chaotic that Alfred had to call in Lois to help him keep World War 3 from breaking out in Wayne Manor.

[allthegothihopgirls]

batboys playing scrabble except there's a dictionary on-hand at all times solely for the purpose of fact-checking jason every time he tries to make up a word and gaslight the others into thinking it's real.

[ktkat99]

Game night at the manor is fun, until it comes time to choose what game to play

Twister? Nope. Not with Dick in the house.

Scrabble? Jason knows more words than anyone. Not to mention he's a world class bullshitter so they never know if he's making them up off the top of his head or not.

Poker? Cass somehow beats everyone. Every time. She also refuses to tell anyone who taught her the rules.

Monopoly? Alfred banned Monopoly. Forever. It was also the night he almost banned Damian from carrying weapons in the house.

Uno? Nobody can agree on the rules, and 'draw four' cards have resulted in stitches.

Jenga? Babs is world champion. No question. No contest.

Trivia? Steph and Duke teamed up and wiped the floor with every other team the last trivia night. Bruce has still not recovered.

Cards against humanity? Tim destroyed the deck after the last time they played turned into a therepy session.

[dollishbabess]

Jason todd also cheats in games, WHO SAID THAT??

for some reason Jason is KNOWN to cheat in games, it’s his specialty and his charm to cheat he isn’t Jason if he doesn’t cheat Aleast in a round of uno that’s a mother fucking clone, which this literally causes chaos at the manor if family game night is being held, the board gets split into two halves he’s in headlock by Damian who is in headlock by Tim and dick is trying to pull them all apart, and the worse part is he does it so smoothly you’ll just be so confused

So just imagine you guys are at your shared apartment and you offered a game of a uno and about 4 minutes into the game you see him pretending to put a card down since he actually doesn’t have the certain color card to put down or can’t change the color and when you catch red handed (maybe pun intended) he’ll be like “huh? Doll what are you talking about, no this isn’t the card you put down 3 seconds ago” and will continue to cheat but will secretly look at you to see if your looking so he can pull the same trick again

marvelously if you two are the same and you catch each other cheating both of you will just pause and look at each other and start laughing your asses off and will restart the game again and he’ll make you promise to not cheat again but although his promises come empty during games

[farshootergotme]

Game-night in the batfamily has got to be crazy. You're putting a bunch of geniuses against each other and that's asking for chaos to happen.

[why-be-normal]

Bored at work so I bring you ~Batkids playing twister~

Damian- hates it because his height puts him at a disadvantage, he plans to challenge everyone again in 5 years

Tim- surprisingly good, but Steph and Jason team up to knock him over every single time

Steph- who cares about winning? She’s here to create chaos via purposefully getting in peoples way

Jason- don’t let his bulk fool you, that man was trained same as the rest and is surprisingly nimble, but he gets bribed into helping Steph knock people over

Dick- he’s always in the last three to stay up, that man might not actually have bones no one is 100% sure, shows off by doing the most extra/challenging positions on purpose

Duke- surprising underdog, he hasn’t had as much balance training yet but he’s gotten til the last three a few times, no he definitely NEVER cheats by making lights shine directly in his siblings eyes

Cass- wins every single time

Bonus:

Barbara- doesn’t actually use the spinner and created a computer program to select the combinations that results in everyone getting tangled together (yes ik she canonically has a chip in her spine and can walk as batgirl again but fuck that oracle I’ll always love you)

Bruce- let his kids bully him into it once and pulled a muscle in his back, they have never let him live it down

[faibleprompts]

Faible prompt for my Bat-Fam fans!

I have a feeling Monopoly at Wayne Manor gets really intense

[dumbsunwhore]

I need mutuals here

let's be mutuals if you're queer

or if you like

PJO

Batfamily

Twilight

the hunger games

5sos

hearstopper

FNAF

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[peppergh0st]

Cass and Bruce play a game with the whole family!

Cass is clearly winning!

This is the end of father-daughter day bc I'm very lazy. But I had fun doing this and if I'm bored again, I think I'm gonna do this again :)

[yaboipathos]

𝐏𝐎𝐕: 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲

[atalante241]

You know that genre of horro where a person is standing outside a window but nobody notices and you can only see their outline and maybe a bit of their face

That but Batman

Sometimes he just takes off the cowl, adds on some makeup and a brown wig and just stands outside a suspects window to get them to do something he need them to

[spirit-fingers22]

I love family game night

dick: truth or dare

damian: i do not want to play your mindless games, richard.

dick: come on dami, you want tim to beat you?

damian: i was not aware that this game had a point system… get prepared to forfeit out of embarrassment, drake

tim: whatever baby bat, answer his question truth or dare?

damian: *tt* truth, as i have nothing to hide

dick: why do you call tim by his last name and the rest of us by our first? i thought you two have gotten better?

damian: dare

dick: i dare you to answer the question

tim: i also would like to know

damian: *mumbles something*

dick: what was that??

tim: speak up gremlin

damiam: *begrudgingly* drake means dragon, and that is really cool

[allthegothihopgirls]

the batboys playing jenga except dick and tim treat it like an olympic event and are SO serious about the game. one of them will be pulling a piece and jason will start talking and has to be shushed violently.

damian's typically the first eliminated and sits to the side being pissy about it until he gets bored and walks off.

jason's like, really bad at it, and gets angry about it too. he only joins in for the opportunity to shake the table when it gets close to endgame and gaslight tim or dick into just thinking they lost.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Batfamily Game Night

Bruce: *grabs Tim by the arm* Alright, everyone partner up.

Bruce, whispering: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Tim: I was in the will??

[nxtaliaistyping]

Batfamily | p links part two

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Nsfw 18+, was staggered by the amount of notes in part one, so have some more

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Bruce Wayne:

He’s just so strong compared to you

When he’s just about to go out on patrol for the night, he pays you a visit

You said you wanted him to be rougher, so he indulges you

Speaking of you wanting it rougher, that includes more punishments, right?

You surprised him with a maid outfit, turned out he liked it a lot

He initially wanted to cuddle, but you’re insatiable

Dick Grayson:

He loves lazy days when it’s just you and him

Loves a titjob

One of his favourite positions

He’s nastyyy but he’s devoted to you

Demonstrating his strength

Whenever he offers to have a bath with you, you both end up like this

Jason Todd:

He likes to read, he likes when you read too

Sometimes he’s late for patrol because you climb onto his lap, and he can’t deny his sweet girl anything

Risky sex in a car with him <3

Secretly always giddy when you give him a blowjob

On his motorcycle

He’s hesitant to try anal since he doesn’t wanna hurt you, but if you enjoy it…he gets into it

Tim Drake:

He deserves a nice handjob honestly

Tease him!!

Gaming with him quickly turns into him getting desperate

You guys in the kitchen when the manor is empty

Relaxing with him

You offer to shower with him when he gets back home

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