#kbirb pods

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 26 minutes

Original Work: my eldritch clone CANNOT have such bad taste in men! by Itabane ( @13reasonstoeatthatcake )

DPxDC: Tim Drake/Danny Fenton | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

Daniel Fenton didn’t exist eight years ago. (or: one of Damian’s artificially aged-up clones becomes the Ghost King. Tim has a crush. Ra’s is jealous. Damian, needless to say, is apoplectic with rage.)

[kbirbpods]

Hi! Thank you for posting this omg <3

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Andy | Andromache of Scythia Additional Tags: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Immortality, Mortality, Andy swears a great deal, Nicky is unfazed, Post Movie, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes Summary:

Podfic Length: 00:10:00 with music, 00:08:55 without Summary:

“Shhhh,” Nicky says, his hand covering hers—a gesture that’s sweet but irritating, a jumbled mess, before she realizes he’s protecting the entry point of an IV.

“Fuck,” she says fervently, and Nicky nods from his perch on a chair beside her bed.

“Indeed,” he murmurs, the corner of his mouth quirking into a lopsided smile.

Podfic of That I Might Be Beside You by sheafrotherdon.

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by kbirb pods (kbirb)

Length: 00:06:18 Summary:

“Barriss?” Ahsoka hisses, bewildered.

Barriss, in a fancier dress than Ahsoka has ever seen her in, covered in tattoos and dripping jewelry, freezes stock-still on the stairs into the casino, and Ahsoka feels the bright-sharp flare of her panic a half-second before she spins to face Ahsoka.

Podfic of I Spy by blackkat.

Words: 41, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Femslash February Podfics

Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Barriss Offee, Ahsoka Tano

Relationships: Barriss Offee/Ahsoka Tano

Additional Tags: Spies & Secret Agents, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Humor, Mutual Pining, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download

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April Monthly Recap

I’m back! I took some time off to finish out the semester and get my life back in order and I’m finally able to post again. I’ve barely had time to post about fics, let alone read them, so this month’s recap is a month late. But hey, better late than never?

BATMAN

Plato's Allegory of the Batcave by hppjmxrgosg (gen), 2k, Dick Grayson Character Study “So who do you think was the angstiest Robin?” Stephanie asked. In which Dick Grayson contemplates what Robin meant to him, what it means to everyone else, and how he has to reconcile the two. OR I get my filthy hands on one (1) Dick Grayson and shake him until a character analysis falls out.

Hat Off to the Bats by dietpudding (gen), 6k, Crack Treated Seriously "I've identified a pattern in the frequency of Mad Hatter's previous breakouts. Data shows he's more likely to stay put after he scores a new hat." "Go on." Steph perks up in her seat. Now that she knows to look for it, she can easily spot the manic twink to his eye that Tim gets whenever he's about to act a little unhinged. "I like where this is going." Tim's lips twist into a mischievous grin. "How comfortable are we with ghostwriting a heist?" "Extremely comfortable," Steph replies with an equally roguish smirk.

Ad Infinitum; Modified by familiarities (twistsandturns) (gen), 8k, Time Loop Tim is hunched over his computer, bouncing between a report for B (Batman, not Bruce) and a spreadsheet for B (Bruce, not Batman) when Jason stumbles into the cave. If it weren’t for the fact that Jason had been in a somewhat good mood lately, Tim probably would have been a little more concerned about this fact. Still, it’s weird when, instead of ignoring Tim’s existence like he usually does, Jason walks over to him directly and says, “I'm in a time loop and I don't know why. Fix it."

IRIS Log #1548 by deadchannelradio (gen), 8k, Paperwork, Humor (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin- (01:25) Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood- (01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious. (01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route- (01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up. (01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

Shark Week by heartslogos  (gen), 2k, AU-Mermaid "Do you have a tail? That'd be cool." Bart says, "If you had a tail. Could we give you a sea-shell bra?"

DCU

myself and this body that they stuck me in by misspickman Superboy, (multi), 14k, Non-Binary Kon-El “Oh,” Bart says with a hint of surprise in his voice. “You look so pretty.” “I look like a girl,” he rebuts. He's not sure why he's even continuing this conversation. Bart, blissfully unaware of Kon's internal crisis, shrugs and says, “Well, I think you'd make a lovely girl.”

The Outlaws’ Guide to Parenting by Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), kbirb pods (kbirb), Opalsong (Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd), 4k, 40 mins, Podfic, Texting Roy: so you know how I had that fling with Chershire for a month or two a couple years ago? Roy: apparently the condom broke Kori: You have a child! Jason: of fucking course we're keeping her

SHERLOCK

The Least of All Possible Mistakes by rageprufrock (Multi), 118k, Female!Gregory Lestrade If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

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Pinch Hits Update + Pod Cover Sticker!

Thank you so much to everyone who's volunteered for pinch hitting, whether for writing or podding! As of right now, everything has been snatched up, and we're keeping our fingers crossed for everything to open on time. Watch this space in the next few days, in case a new batch goes up!

In other news, we were inspired by kbirb to create a little sticker/icon that you can put on your podfic covers for the event! It is free to use and 100% optional, just a fun thing to spice up your pod if you'd like to make it even more obvious what it was made for. :)

Once again, a huge thank you to all our pinch hitters! 💚

[waxerboilmonth]

A Waxer*Boil Month podfic by kbirb pods of the fic SPLAT, by @flowerparrish, which was based on the image starfish splat, by @marbled-polecat, which was in turn based on this image prompt

[mistpodfics]

steady as the stars in the woods written by kbirb | @kbirbpods

A Star Wars: Clone Wars Podfic read by mistbornhero for 🎃 pod-o-ween 👻 filling the prompt 🍂 fall 🍂 and the podfic-bingo square 🎙️ repod a podfic 🎙️

Cody shrugs, watches as a leaf flutters down past Obi-Wan’s head. Takes a moment to think, turning his previous thoughts over in his head. “I guess… I guess I’m not programmed for relaxation, sir.” Obi-Wan hums and holds out a hand to Cody. Hesitantly, Cody walks closer, pulling one cold hand out of his pocket. His general winds their fingers together, giving Cody a light squeeze. “I told you,” he says softly, “that you don’t have to call me sir when it’s just us.”

Podfic Length: 16:37 minutes

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

[podfic of] the care and keeping of your baby talon

by kbirb pods (kbirb) Length: 00:48:47 Summary: Bruce has not had a moment of peace and quiet since he brought home the boy who tried to steal his tires, his sons came in with a talon trailing after them, and the neighbor kid invited himself to the manor. So he is more than a little annoyed when his eldest barges into his office “Yes?” he asks. “You need to come downstairs,” Damian says. “It’s the talon.”   In which everyone is more than a little cautious about the talon Duke brought home. Featuring chandelier swinging, Secret Garden reading, ill-advised sleuthing, and more. Podfic of the care and keeping of your baby talon by quandaries_and_contradictions. Words: 45, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of [podfics of] birds and brothers and other assorted synonyms Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Tim Drake Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas, Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Dick Grayson is a Baby, Young Dick Grayson, Reverse Robins, Batkids Age Reversal, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Dick Grayson-centric, Good Sibling Duke Thomas, Duke Thomas is a Batfamily Member, Damian Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Protective Damian Wayne, Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Good Sibling Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Brotherly Bonding, Jason Todd is a nerd, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best, Good Grandparent Alfred Pennyworth, Podfic, Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download via https://ift.tt/1sgNbxr

[flowerparrish]

A collaboration for @waxerboilmonth 's Week 1 prompt "first kiss," featuring fic by me, art by @cacodaemonia, and podfic by @kbirbpods !

Rated: T || No Archive Warnings Apply || Length: 500 words / 5 mns

Tags: Waxer Lives, Fix-It Of Sorts, Canon Divergence, Order 66 Didn't Happen, First Kiss, Developing Relationship, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending

Summary: Three kisses Waxer and Boil share as friends, plus one that's romantic.

[pod-together]

Pod-Together Day 2 Reveals 2023

Fashion is the Armor [text, audio] (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types) written by wanderingjedihistorian, performed by kbirb Summary: It’s not that Fox would have reconsidered things with Bail and Breha if he had known about…this. It’s just that if someone had told him he needed to go shopping for a “proper prince consort wardrobe” and that said shopping trip would make him long for the days of babysitting Senators…well. He’d have figured out some way to avoid this part.

Through Thin Walls (9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)) written by noxsoulmate, performed by Juulna Summary:“Hey, so please don’t freak out–”

In the next moment, Carlos could hear a thud, followed by a curse, and he was pretty sure the guy had just hit his head somehow. Carlos winced in sympathy.

“Sorry! Sorry, it’s just your neighbor here.”

“Dude,” came the reply, the voice sounding rough, probably from all the crying. “Way to give a person a heart attack. Also, creepy much?”

“My apologies. The walls here are basically paper with some paint slapped on. So uhm… noises are somewhat muffled but… not really, I guess.” ~*~ 3 times Carlos only heard his neighbor’s voice, 2 times TK lusted over a certain officer, +1 time it all melted together.

Captain Jack Books (Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017)) written by TrebleMaker07 and Shakespeare_stole_my_url, performed by Shakespeare_stole_my_url Summary: Jack Kelly is the proud owner of Captain Jack Books; however, business is down and the Delancey brothers have expanded. How will he keep Captain Jack Books relevant? And who is the cute guy that keeps coming around?

Fashionable Lectures, composed and delivered with Tact and Titillation (Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles) written by vinia, performed by jennisaisquoi Summary: The Marchioness of Cirencester seeks advice from her best friend, the Countess of Moreton.

Sk8 Infinity: Winter Break (SK8 the Infinity (Anime)) created by Syr, Opalsong, and Cantarina Summary: EM: It’s another episode of Ambiguous Robot and Earnest Hero Watching Anime, the podcast all about anime, fandom, and what shows are worth spending your short hours on this earth watching, and the drama they create along the way. I: Today we’re talking about Sk8 Infinity: Winter Break, the prequel series to SK8 The Infinity. And no, don’t ask us why it’s called that. This is just the anime nonsense that we are here for.

Old Words, New Mission (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)) written by poppetawoppet, performed by GhostCwtch Summary: In which 'Til the end of the line' resets all the other code words.

Nearly Enough (Hornblower - C. S. Forester) written by Sanguinity, performed by Luzula_podfic Summary: Over the course of two wild days and two wild nights in Kingston, Hornblower must choose which he wants more: command of the Retribution, or Lieutenant William Bush.

admiring flowers (Hannibal (TV)) written by Koschei_B, performed by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Summary: Will's not a goddess, but he gets kidnapped by the Reaper all the same.

At the End of All Things [text, audio] (Transformers: Prime) written by autobotscoutriella, performed by Gilraina Summary: At the end of the war, Optimus goes in search of something still missing.

when all the roads you took came back to me (บทกวีของปีแสง | Be My Favorite (TV)) written by Kiranokira, performed by pieces0fstars Summary: In a timeline where Kawi and Pisaeng are both famous and secretly dating, a jetlagged Kawi sits on Pisaeng's lap during a livestream and accidentally outs them to the public.

It’s in the last fifteen seconds of the live while Pisaeng is promoting an upcoming appearance at a local music festival that a sleepy weight drops into his lap, changing the entire direction of not only his life but Kawi’s, too. Sweetly and adoringly, Kawi winds both arms around Pisaeng’s neck, puts his face on Pisaeng’s shoulder, and whines, “Pisaaaeeeng, you weren’t there when I woke up.”

Once More Into the Void (Teen Wolf (TV)) written by melly_diamond, performed by thilia Summary: Derek Hale has moved on with his life; he has a wife and child now, has rebuilt the Hale house, and is living contentedly in Beacon Hills. For a while. Until a long-buried evil rears its ugly head and chooses a new target to torment; Lorelei Hale, the nine year old daughter of Derek and Sasha Hale. And when no one, anywhere, can seem to rid the little girl of her interloper, a plea goes out into the supernatural world for their final option, a mysterious being - shaman, exorcist, magic-wielder - known only as M. to save her. Who is M.? And is he the answer to all their prayers or a whole other problem in itself?

[hullomoon]

[podfic] This Ken Has a Boyfriend

a gift pod for @hullosweetpea

read by @hullomoon, @thesleepyskipper, @schitthappens, @cottagepodfics, @januarium, @amanita-fierce, @n0connections, @vexbatch, HowOldAreWe, patientanxiety, and kbirb

Eddie the Banished is a half-elf bard, destroyer of Kas, devilish charmer, the Party’s ace up their sleeve, and he is trapped in the Barbie bin. Someone —a loyal party member never rats on their own— dumped him in the fluorescent neon pink tub during clean-up and now he’ll spend the weekend with the dippy plastic models. There’s three Barbies and one Ken, and no one has broken yet. Do they really just sit here and do nothing? “This is hell.” “Well that’s rude.”

[13:39]

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic of] Crypto-Dan-ology | Length: 1 minute, 51 seconds

Original Work: Crypto-Dan-ology by kbirb

DPxDC: Jason Todd/Danny Fenton, Jason & Steph | Rating: G

Summary: 

In which Jason is entirely too nonchalant about his boyfriend being a cryptid.

Pod-O-Ween 2024 | Prompt: Creature

[wanderingjedihistorian]

Codywan Big Bang Promo

Coming soon as part of the @codywanbigbang!

Team Number 2, @wanderingjedihistorian and @kbirbpods

Fic: The Paths That Bind Us

Summary: The magic harp that protects their valley is stolen. This is only the beginning. Beanstalks, castles, magicians, and something Cody never dared hope for change his life, and that of his family, forever.

Rating: T

Tags: Pining, Wistfulness, Duty, Magic AU, Family Feels

Word Count Estimate: 28,000

Posting Date: March 2nd, 2023

Preview: Enjoy this snippet of Kbirb's pod!

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by kbirb pods (kbirb)

Length: 0:01:14 Summary:

Breha watches Padmé from above.

Podfic of Balcony by ziazippy5379.

Words: 34, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Femslash February Podfics, Part 73 of Podfic Snacks (under 5 mins)

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Padmé Amidala, Breha Organa

Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Breha Organa

Additional Tags: Drabble, Established Relationship, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download

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Podfic Recs!

One of my favorite things about fanfic is the existence of podfics. That said, I'm excited to share a few of my favorites with you! I tried to go for a wide range of fandoms so there should be something for everyone.

Works Alone read by kbirb pods (kbirb) Batman, (gen), 20 mins, Crack, Batfam When trying to pull the team together, Bruce’s ideas are dismissed, because he 'works alone'. He goes home to his kids to pout about it.

Straight On Till Morning read by reena_jenkins DC Legends of Tomorrow, (Sara Lance/Mick Rory/Leonard Snart), 2-2.5 hrs, AU-Canon Divergence Left alone in the Refuge, Mick and Sara decide they're going to be proactive about their fate. They end up becoming time pirates. Because of course they do.

The Haunting of Harrison Wells read by luvtheheaven (VioletEmerald) The Flash, (gen), 2-2.5 hrs, AU-No Powers, AU-Ghost Story Harrison Wells died in 1958. Almost sixty years later, Barry Allen meets a ghost in STAR Labs.

Not a Damsel in Distress read by nickelmountain Supernatural, (gen), 10-20 min, Pre-Canon, Case Fic Mary smiles and shrugs when her dad looks at her. Mermaids. She hates water-creatures. She hates killing things on family holidays. “Mary can come with me,” David says grandly. or, Mary and a cousin go hunting. The cousin is less than helpful.

With a Conquering Air read by AceOfTigers The Witcher, (Geralt/Jaskier), 3-3.5 hrs, Accidental Warlord AU, Slow Burn Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.

both have sharp teeth read by Shmaylor Daredevil, (gen), 1.5-2 hrs, Angst, Black Widow!Karen "And there are stories about wolves and girls. Girls in red. All alone in the woods. About to get eaten up. Wolves and girls." -Black Widow, Nathan Edmondson She is one of 28. The story of the girl who would be Karen Page, through Russian winters and New York streets.

If They Haven't Learned Your Name read by quietnight MCU, (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes), 24 hrs, Buck Barnes World Revenge Tour, Humor Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital.“I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.” “That is not standing,” Sam tells him. “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.” aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

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[Podfic of] Learning Curve

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dqsW3pT by kbirb pods (kbirb) [Current] Audio Length: 00:17:30 Summary: Tech has just been assigned a collaboration partner for Pabu High’s Steam Literacy and Understanding Taskforce - another item piled on his plate by an incompetent administration. His partner? Phee Genoa, an unknown variable who challenges him to see the world differently. High School Teachers AU with Demisexual Tech. Written & recorded for Clone Bang 2023. Podfic of Learning Curve by ahsokastechie (intellectual_fairy). Words: 14, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 4 of big bang projects Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Clone Trooper Tech (Star Wars), Phee Genoa, CT-9904 | Crosshair, Clone Commander Mayday (Star Wars), Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) Relationships: Phee Genoa/Clone Trooper Tech, CT-9904 | Crosshair/Clone Commander Mayday, Phee Genoa & Clone Trooper Tech, Omega & Tech (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Demisexual Tech, Aspec Tech, Questioning, High school teachers AU, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download, Teaching, Alternate Universe - Teachers, Clone Bang read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dqsW3pT