#basement yard quotes

[e1ectricwords]

Laxus: You guys wanna know what it's like being friends with Bickslow right?

Bickslow: Most fun thing in the world.

Laxus: He tries to make it seem like I'm mean or whatever right. This is the voicemail that you get when you miss his call.

Bickslow (on voicemail): Don't you ever fucking send me to voicemail again you fucking bitch how fucking dare you

Laxus: And that was at...that was at 10:30am.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?

Damian: Cocoa Puffs

Tim: Good answer, good answer

Jason: Frosties

Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer

Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!

Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005

Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?

Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard

Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!

[little-bumblebeeee]

eddie: you should get back with nancy

steve: the idea of two men kissing that’s fine I don’t care I love it it’s beautiful I’ll kiss you right now please ask me

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: So it doesn't matter what my crime is, then?

Dick: Not really.

Jason: No, be real.

Dick: No, 'cause I love you.

Jason: I don't think—

Dick: Dude, you would have to do something so fucking insane.

Jason: That's what I'm saying. What is it? What would be the thing?

Dick: Like, if you fucking... killed people.

Dick: Then I'd be like, "Jason. Come on."

[arguablysomaya]

Jason: You tweeted something that I wanted to make sure we talked about because it's just too good to ignore. Dick: Oh, god. Jason: And I quote “I've been drunk in Portugal for 3 days (obv)-” By the way, you had the amount of characters to spell “obviously”. Dick: Yeah, but I didn’t have the capacity… Jason: Yeah, I figured that. You had the capacity for the rest of this tweet though. “-And I can honestly say nothing is better than traveling with your friends and doing weird shit.”  Dick: Dick: …I deleted that in the morning. Jason: Mhm. Here’s my one question. Dick: Go ahead. Jason: Was this written by you, or the fucking 22-year-old white sorority girl that lives inside your body?

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: If I ask you what'd you do yesterday and you say "oh just hung out with the girlfriend" we've wasted our time.

Dick: *gasp*

Jason: "Oh, ya know, just hung out with the ole ball and chain-"

Dick: I don't refer to Babs as "ball and chain." She doesn't weigh me down, she picks me up, bitch. She's the wind beneath my wings.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: If you were to put together a list of people you want to go out with, would I be on it? April: Well yeah. How many slots? Donnie: ... Donnie: One. April: No. Donnie: ... Donnie: Two. April: What are you asking me right now?? Donnie: TWO.

[ahfrickenfrick]

roy: if you were to put together a draft of people you wanna go out with, would i at least be on it?

jason: yeah- how many- how many slots?

roy: …

roy: one

jason: no

roy: …

roy: two

jason: *fucking loosing it*

roy: …am i top three?

[emmikay]

Mustang: So it doesn’t matter what my crime is, then?

Hughes: Not really.

Mustang: No, be real.

Hughes: No, ‘cause you’re my best friend, I love you.

Mustang: I don’t think—

Hughes: Dude, you would have to do something so fucking insane.

Mustang: That’s what I’m saying. What is it? What would be the thing?

Hughes: Like, if you fucking… started murdering people again.

Hughes: Then I’d be like, “Roy. Come on.”

[forsworned]

Ghost: Alright, so today I wanted to do something with you-- Soap: --I like when you think of things to do with me. It makes me feel honored, loved, and apart of your life. Ghost: Shut up. Soap: Thank you. Ghost: Ghost, continues what he was talking about: Back to what I was saying…

[e1ectricwords]

Freed: So..miss me.

Laxus: I miss you.

Freed: ...alright...where do we go from here?

Laxus: We could kiss.

Freed: 👀

Laxus: No.

[incorrect-mtg]

Jace: I'm about to blow your mind-

Ral, rolling his eyes: Blow me.

Jace:

Jace: Your mind.

Ral: Uh huh.

[demigodsanswer]

Leo: I didn't know that half of the world's blindness could be cured. Jason: I'll go one step further. I didn't know that half the world was blind. Leo: Half the world isn't blind, you idiot. I said half of the blindness.

[caslutz]

Jamie: Look, as a reasonable, adult, and well-functioning member of society-

Roy: A what? I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you correctly, run that one by me again. Reasonable? Adult? Functioning?

Jamie: *Ignoring him* —I understand logically that the different Froot Loop colours are just dyes, but I'm telling you, in my heart and in my mouth, they're different flavours.

Colin: THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING!

[oldmannapping]

Roy: Can I ask you a question?

Jason: You have free rein to ask me any question you want. Go ahead.

Roy: Of your brothers. Who do you think is the better kisser?

Jason: I take back what I just said. I take that back.

Roy: You can’t sit here and pontificate about who might be the better kisser between Dick and Tim?

Jason: First of all, we’re not gonna use that type of language. You’re not gonna use the word pontificate.

Roy: I would have to say, probably Dick.

Jason: We’re not gonna speculate either.

Roy: Who of my brothers do you think would be a better kisser?

Jason: Goodnight.

Roy: You kiss my brothers, I kiss your brothers, how does that sound?

Jason: Also not great.

Roy: We do a full report. We report back.

Jason: No.

Roy: Any cousins you still wanna kiss?

Jason: Still??!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 53

Jason: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Jason: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

Rose: Come on, let's go to bed.

Jason: Alright, just give me a second.

Rose: Are you gonna make me twist your arm?

Jason: Please do.

Jason: I'd rather get salmonella and keel over and die in the bathroom of the restaurant. I'm not sending it back.