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Autism stimmie hands
#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#hannibal brainrot#hannibal shitpost#he���s so me#autistic hannibal lecter#I’m dying on this hill istg#happy stimming#look at the baby#baby is a murderer#it’s ok tho#he’s just hungie :(
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"Was I sweet once?"
#bg3 fanart#bg3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 durge#bg3 the dark urge#the dark urge#durge#fanart#digital art#yes#yes he was#he still is if you play redemption#i just... love this white murder baby so much
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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#Santa Baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 🎵 light blue!#all this whilst Mrs Claus watches on with a glint (of murder?) in her eye---and on her (freshly sharpened?) knitting needles#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under
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I love how Clark’s entire internal monologue in this scene appears to boil down to, “Don’t drop the baby. Do not drop the baby. Batman will kill you if you drop the baby.”
Source - Batman/Superman: World’s Finest
#meanwhile dick looks fucking fascinated#I bet he’s wiggling around trying to look at everything because he’s never flown like this before#and Clark’s having a crisis because Batman will actually murder him if his baby bird comes back damaged#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#justice league#batman/superman world's finest#dan mora art#Dan mora#Superman#Clark Kent#dick grayson robin#batman and superman#batman and robin#dad behavior#tired dad bruce wayne#dad bruce wayne
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Forgive me.
#I built a wall and staged a baby murder in Minecraft to make this#epic the musical#odysseus epic#the odyssey#the horse and the infant#just a man#epic the musical fanart#art#fan art#digital art#procreate art#artists of tumblr#rustic space doodles#cw baby death#?#I feel like this DEFINITELY needs warnings but uh#idk what they are so if I miss one#my bad y’all#cw blood#cw war#cw murder
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People seem to think this is fake because it's written in English. Apart from the racism in believing that Arab doctors and nurses aren't fluent in English (a second or official language for half of Asia), Palestinians have deliberately been addressing their audience in English on every social media, from journalists to children, because they know speaking English to Westerners immediately makes people more human in their eyes. Because language is one of the ways the imperial cultural hegemony conditions us (yes, everyone in the world) to see who qualifies as "people" and who are simply a mass of bodies who were always made to suffer and die. Gazans know this deeply, which is why they have been using English to beg and plead through social media, "We're not numbers! We're not numbers! We're people like you, we speak your language, we deserve to live!" all the while they're systematically slaughtered.

Israeli forces also encircled Al Shifa Hospital yesterday and bombed it for several hours while shooting dead anyone trying to flee including medical staff moving between buildings. Not sure whether it's still continuing because WHO lost all communications with its staff there a few hours after. The last new report said that thirty-nine babies had been removed from the incubators before the power went out. It's extremely unlikely they will survive.
Please understand that these atrocities depend on the war of attrition between governments and public attention. The momentum of public outcry is difficult to sustain through repeated stonewalling and bureaucratic intractability. When we're flooded with these reports and a sense of futility and despair replaces the anger, it allows compassion fatigue to set in and the violence to become normalized. Massacring hospitals, killing sick children and openly targeting humanitarian aid workers (Netanyahu just declared the UNRWA is in league with Hamas) will become simply more news articles that fade into the background, and open genocides will soon become part of the "lesser evil".
Take care of yourselves how you can, take distance where needed, but please never tune out and give up on the two million people for whom we are the only witness and hope. Never stop boosting and sharing the news and posts you find, never stop getting out there and joining every protest you can, however small. Anger burns out, which is why activism must depend on an immovable sense of justice and uncompromising value for human life. It's not just about Gaza, it's about the kind of evil our generation will be coerced into accepting as unchangeable and inevitable hereafter.
#but also like it's a lot about us and especially you in the West#every bomb dropped on Gaza brings us closer to the brink of‚ if not a world war‚ an eruption of regional conflict#with devastating economic and environmental effects across the world#I'm tired of repeating this and my followers are prob tired of seeing it#but someone has to#war of attrition like I said#free Palestine#tw child murder#tw child death#tw baby killing#tw ableism#disability justice#war crimes#gaza genocide#save gaza#gaza under attack#palestinian genocide#israel is a terrorist state#knee of huss
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Inspired by "Fix the Baby" by Worthikids Audio by Monster Factory
also I'm tired, this counts as Day 20 lol
#gdamn#this took a minute#she's good#sometimes she just needs a good slap to knock her out of solver mode#murder drones#murder drones nori#murder drones khan#murder drones uzi#murder drones yeva#video#fix the baby#toma art#inktober 2024
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Mwah.
Plus a little bonus thingy
Here’s the original thread of art it came from, okay see ya >:)
#a teeny kith ❤️#look at my babies#I would die if it guaranteed their happiness#murder drones#fwoggieart#digital art#nuzi#murder drones fanart#md#serial designation n#uzi doorman#md nuzi
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does this mean henry made the fnaf games to push William more to being the villain. and then made a Movie based on those game?
Just “Helping” A “Friend”
Henry’s been long-conning William for a while. Commissioning the video games was the final cherry on top at the end of a years of constructing a paper trail. (Also, the movie isn’t canon and doesn’t get made in this AU, though Henry probably tried.)
#williamwasframed!au#alliswell!aftons#william afton#henry emily#funtime animatronics#circus baby#art#doodles#comic#digital art#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fanart#it’s very funny to me that this is basically a henry & william swap AU#will’s not stupid he’s just way too trusting#but to be fair i really doubt a normal and sane person would assume their best friend was going behind their back#installing evil child murdering tech into your entertainment robots#like it’s pretty unreasonable all things considered
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Imagine telling somebody in 1995 that one day, Snoop Dog and Flavor Flav would both be beloved American icons highly associated with the Olympic Games. With Snoop acting as an official NBC commentator and carrying the actual Olympic torch in his 50s.
They would look at you like you were absolutely insane. What an incredible world we live in
#snoop has a rap sheet that includes arrest for drive-by gang rivalry murder on the streets of LA#and now he’s carrying an olympic torch and doing commentary on the women’s fencing event#flavor flav swooping in to fully sponsor the US water polo team bc they were working two jobs to afford practice#them gen x babies have got to be REELING#i mean obviously you can have the cynical view of celebs using the Olympics to improve their own image - which is also objectively true#porque no los dos?#Olympics
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a mother's love outweighs any malice
listen if you are able to survive mommy's murder spree just by being cute, that's a personal win
they're dumb I love them..
#murder drones#murder drones fanart#uzi doorman#md uzi#serial designation n#md n#nuzi#biscuitbites#fankids#fankid#“how does yellow & purple make blue?”#shes adopted </3 she's blue & has pronouns#they love their baby#tell them to shut up about their baby /j
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De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#I love de-aged danny#either with memories or without#cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler#and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice#why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook?#why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me?#the Batman may never know#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#batfam#dc x dp prompt
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it's so funny how Will Graham was supposed to be this typical southern, American guy but HUGH DANCY WAS CASTED LMAO couldn't pull an american southern macho for the life of him
#we just got a little baby girl psycho freak instead and i love him for it#nbc hannibal#will graham#hugh dancy#hannibal#murder husbands#hannigram#hannibal lecter
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Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”
Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm
Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.
Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.
Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.
Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?
Bruce: No murder.
Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-
Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block
Jason:
Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??
Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor
but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."
#Bruce putting 'No chandeliar swinging' before 'No murder' speaks volumes of the battles he's faced#baby jay was just a lil guy :')#Bruce having a wholesome relationship with jason from the very start: I didnt know this was possible#Bruce and robin!jason were so soft like please read the 80s comics they were SO cute fnksjvkosk#Dick visiting for the very first time since he left home: Why the FUCK is it so peaceful here#Dick not being angry about Jason becoming robin but instead being angry that his new brother isnt driving Bruce up the wall:#'are you even WORTHY of being my successor?? WHERE is your drive?'#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#red hood#robin!jason#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batdad#batfamily#batkids#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting#sidenote anon i am so sorry for not answering this earlier i always forget to check my asks ;-;
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ZAIN IQBAL for Cosmopolitan UK
#zain iqbal#zainiqbaledit#dailymen#dailymenedit#dailymencelebs#mancandykings#mensource#menedit#celebsedit#pocedit#pocsource#userkei#usermichi#userpedro#userdaniel#a good girls guide to murder#a good girl's guide to murder#agggtm#agggtmedit#south asian fc#iraqi fc#pakistani fc#my baby boy <3
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