#I’m dying on this hill istg

[orionabovethehorizon]

Autism stimmie hands

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

you would smash BOWSER in smash or pass?

did I fucking stutter.

[shiftingwithmars]

Things I can’t wait to experience in my Teen Wolf DR

Helping Brett dye his hair (Lord knows his bisexual ass is dying it constantly😭)

Road trips with the pack!! Stiles would definitely bring the best snacks!!

Going to Lacrosse games!! I’d be 50/50 when it was a game between Devenford and Beacon hills though since I’m with Brett but I go to Beacon😭

Getting advice from Melissa. I could definitely use some of her tough love.

Playing video games with Liam and Mason. So fun!!

HUGS HUGS HUGS!!!

Freaking tf out when I see Alec. HE’S SO LITTLE😭

Gossiping with Lydia. Girl knows ALL the drama.

Spending afternoons at the animal clinic.

LATE NIGHT DRIVES WITH STILES>>>>

Getting to learn about all the different cultures through the supernatural world.

Getting ice cream with the pack after lacrosse games<3

Reuniting with Brett after the ghost riders are defeated😭 (No because I’ve literally imagined how this is gonna play out like a thousand times and I almost cried😭)

Having a love-hate relationship with Theo (I hate that bitch with a burning passion but at the same time he’s such a mood)

Seeing which of my ships would be canon and which ones wouldn’t. (ISTG IF THIAM DOESN’T GET TOGETHER—)

Pranking people with Corey. (It’s gonna be even more fun with the pack as they try to figure out if it’s just Corey invisible or me using magic😭)

Me and Stiles would match each others energy so well<3

Sword fighting with Kira❤️

Playing around with Derek in his wolf form. He’s gonna play fetch with me and he’s gonna like it.

Laying on Scott’s roof with the pack, joking around and actually getting to be normal for a moment.

[saeyoungchoismaid]

F J Z from nsft alphabet event with Beel? 🥺 I hope in hell I requested well this time istg

You did!! And HEHEHEHE MY FAV A N D Z MY FAV PROMPT LETS GOOOO 

f - foreplay (what do they prefer to do? how long does it last?)

I know for a FACT that Beel is the type to do whatever it takes to please his partner first and foremost. So, it’s really up to you what y’all do and how long it lasts. If it were his choice though, he’d love love love to just kiss you slow and sensual, letting his tongue wander any and everywhere. He would let his hands wander your body at his own leisure, playing with your chest and gently gripping your thighs. He’s a man of stamina, so he could last all day if he really wanted to. Depending on his mood or where you two are, I think he’d be down to just makeout with you and do foreplay for hours, though the main meal is always so much better than the entree ;)

j - just for fun (free card)

Beel has a breeding kink because he wants a big family, change my mind you literally can’t I’m dying on this hill. His favorite position to fuck make love to you in is the mating press. Loves gripping your thighs in his big hands and just hammering away at your insides for hours in that position. Likes to switch up the pace, go from slow and sensual to fast and desperate. Will cum inside multiple times, needs at least three loads inside of you before feeling satisfied. 

z -zelophilia (arousal due to jealousy) (are they the jealous type? what makes them the most jealous? are they interested in jealous/angry sex?)

This is a toughie. On one hand, I want to say no, he’s not the jealous type. He knows you love him and he loves you. He knows he can trust you and you him. On the other hand, something about seeing other people, especially his brothers or friends, touch or flirt with what’s his just rubs him the wrong way. He’d, of course, go about addressing it in the sweetest and gentlest way possible. He’s great at communication, so anytime something bothers him or he just has the need to tell you something, he does. So, he’ll simply come up to you and say he feels bad for feeling this way, but he didn’t like you talking to so-and-so or how so-and-so acted towards you. Treat this man with care and just reassure him that he’s the only one for you. Let him pound that little hole and let him push as many loads of cum inside of you as he pleases until he feels secure again ;)

NSFT Alphabet

[ducavalentinos]

Hey, what are in your opinion the best fiction and nonfiction books about the Borgia family? And why?

Hey anon!

It took me awhile to answer this because is always a tricky question for me lol. I think I’m rather picky when it comes to them, but also I’m constantly changing my mind. Anyways here it goes:

Best:

The Poisoner Mysteries, Sara Poole:  So, I must say that the main character, Francesca, can be very annoying and completely unrealistic as a woman in the 14th. But these trilogy has been my favorite so far because the Borgia family is written amazingnly well. I was suprised actually! The writer achieved such a wonderful characterizion of Cesare, a rare balance of giving him his humanity, but also acknowledging his flaws. I adore her Cesare. Her Lucrezia is fine here, didn’t bothered me, she has great dialogues. And her Rodrigo is pretty much how I see him irl. Also there’s a lot of mysteries, which I love. I just had a lot of fun reading it, it was delightful.

Fuyumi Soryo, Cesare: Il Creatore che ha distrutto: I think is brilliant how Soryo showed that serious, historical fiction about the Borgia family can be done without resorting to old clichés and sensationalistic gossip, and still make it fun and entertaining. I’m grateful for the respect and dedication her and her team have showed towards Cesare. And I just love everything about her manga. The main character, Angelo, is great. The relationship he develops with both Cesare and Miguel is so so good! The Medici family is also great here. Lucrezia is adorable! Rodrigo is again, exactly how I see him. And last but not least, the drawings! especially the coloured ones are stunning. So much detail, it’s a work of art, really.

Mario Puzo, The Family: It’s like a classic Borgia fiction, some people hate it, but I absolutely love it! If you must take advantage of all the rumors and misdeeds that surrounds the Borgia family, then I expect you should do it as masterfully as Puzo did it.

Sara Bower, Sins of the House of Borgia:  I love it because 1) The main character is super relatable to me sorry not sorry lool, 2) Bower wrote Lucrezia so so well. A complex, well rounded character, that’s neither a victim nor a poisoner. Which it’s how I see her irl. Her writing is beautiful too. Those Cesare and Lucrezia’s letters had me dying!!!!! That being said, I must say that nowdays her Cesare feels ooc sometimes, and her Vannozza still feels rather harsh and unfair imo. But overall it remains a favorite of mine.

Françoise Sagan, Le Sang Doré Des Borgia: I actually haven’t read the book, but the book is basically the transcription of the tv series, which I watched and it’s my favorite Borgia adaptation! I don’t know how Sagan did it, but her Lucrezia is amazing and accurate and ughh what a queen!

Worst:

Jean Plaidy, Madonna of the Seven Hills/ Light on Lucrezia: OH MY GOD, these books are so cringely bad I think the only reason I was able to finish is because it was my first borgia fiction and even then, I suffered getting through with it. Everyone is ooc af. There is one or two good dialogues between Lucrezia and Cesare, but overall what a disaster! I still don’t understand wth the writer was thinking while she was writing that, nor how you can get the WHOLE family all wrong at the same time??? But yeah, I guess that happens sometimes idk lmaoo.

Sarah Dunant, Blood and Beauty: Listen, if you go to Goodreads, you’ll see how praised this book is. And I do admit Dunant is a good writer. However, she is on this side of my list for a very simple reason: she made me hate Lucrezia. Goddd, she tries way too hard to present Lucrezia as the good girl™, beacon of innocence and goodness, and what comes out of it is this incredibly annoying, dull and stupid character that made me roll my eyes each time I had to read her dialogues like: Oh no, more bullshit! can we just go back to Cesare and Rodrigo? their servants? Juan? Joffre? literally anyone would be more interesting to read than her Lucrezia istg. Also if you are a cesare x lucrezia shipper, just know that in order for Dunant to keep Lucrezia on this ridiculous and unrealistic pedestal, their relationship had to be sabotaged. So don’t be fooled by the hardcover copy, nor the lovely dialogues at the beginning, it gets bittesweet pretty fast. And as if all this wasn’t enough, I still had to read with my own two eyes Dunant claiming her book is as close to real life as possible. Just no. Unacceptable. I realized this ended up becoming a mini-rant, sorry anon! I just really loathe this book. It broke my confidence on Goodreads’s review system, that’s for sure.

Elena/Michela Martignoni, Cuore di Tiranno/Verdugo de Tiranos: Too sensationalistic and badly written. And it does have unnecessary violence against women. It would be one thing if they could back that up with hard evidence, which they can’t. All we have is a bunch of theories, so how their minds went where it did there is kinda disturbing imo. It’s not type of reading.

Dumas, The Borgias: Not so much for how he uses and abuses of all the Borgia alleged “sins”, but because his writing is very confusing. It’s too dry to be fiction, but it doesn’t work as non-fiction either because there are some dialogues sometimes. It’s weird and I couldn’t finish it.

Non-fiction:

So, I kinda answered this one here. I would only add that Woodward’s bio on Cesare is not too bad. I mean there were times I wanted to quit reading it, but his last chapters are ok and he offers a good amount of sources and evidence, which I always appreciate.

[mariaofdoranelle]

“WHY ARE WE GOING UP THE HILL OF DEATH?” LMAOOO

i feel her so much i live in the most flat place to exist but there was one time i visited a mountain range and ISTG I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK i could feel myself dying my soul was already halfway outside my body

“The view was worth almost dying,” I BET IT WAS

‘“Almost dying? Ae- What? We did not almost die, Aelin,” Rowan blurted out before chuckling at the annoyed look that took over his wife’s face.’ i’m teaming up against him this time loll

“Aelin simply shrugged off the near-death situation, which according to Rowan still wasn’t a near-death situation.” it was a near-death situation.

Agree to disagree

Rowaelin month day three: Travel/vacation @rowaelinscourt​

This exact situation happened to me and my family, and I thought I’d make the situation fit our precious Rowaelin.

CW: fluff, fun, mentions of nearly dying (not if you ask Rowan though)

Enjoy!

Agree to disagree

The sun was shining, no clouds could be seen. The heat wouldn’t be so bad if the air wasn’t as humid, but it was. Rowan felt like he was constantly in a sauna with no escape, whereas Aelin was enjoying every bit of the hot weather, sunny sky and the occasional warm breeze.

“Come on, buzzard! Live a little!” Aelin laughed at Rowan’s grumpy face hiding under a beach umbrella. Aelin tried to tug him up from his seat to join her in the ocean, but Rowan was already done with their trip. And they weren’t even halfway through. He should’ve known Aelin would pick a location with way too many tourists, not enough activities around and a weather that kept him slightly uncomfortable at all times.

Continuar lendo

[epiloguebxy-blog]

Best Friend! Yoongi (pt2)

 PART ONE !!

word count: 1500+ idk lmao

alsO this is my thiRD time uploading this wtf im sorry i keep making mistakes

-       Okay so like let’s be honest you guys would probably low key live together

-       like you’d have a draw full of your clothes in his closet and you’d probably wear his sweaters without even realising and he’d have his own toothbrush in your bathroom

-       and he’d always turn up at your house with a packet of Doritos and demand to play Mario Kart only to get really sulky when he loses

-       “leave me alone, you cheated”

-       “yoongi, you can exactly cheat at mAriO kART”

-       “yeah whatever go make me a sandwich or somethin”

-       “do it yourself lazy ass”

-       he’d probably text you at 3 am like aLL THE TIME and you’ll always reply despite being half asleep and it’d be him asking for your opinion of some lyrics or he’d send you a lil demo like “I totally haven’t been working on this for 3 months,, tell me you hate it”

-       I feel like late night drives would be a really common thing for you guys like he’d text you at 11pm “hey wanna get out for a bit?” and he’d come and pick you up and you’d head for the empty highway and you’d wind down the windows and turn up the music really loud and you’d laugh and sing along and your hair would tangle in the wind and push his hair out of his eyes

-       And once it calmed down you would rest your head on your palm and close your eyes and just feel the cold wind blowing against your face and you’d look at the front window and see the few stars drowned out by the street lights all covered in a thin fog and it would be the most beautiful thing ever

-       And he’d look at you for a second that felt like an eternity and a really small smile would play at his lips and he’d reach out gently punch your shoulder and you’d turn to look at him and he’d quickly flash you a gummy smile and fdsjhgf

-       You’d leave the car radio playing songs in a language neither of you understood on full volume in the middle of no where, as to not get a noise complaint lmao

-       You’d go and spend all the 7$ you had at a convenience store for breakfast at 4 am and then drive up a hill to watch the sun rise and eat kinoko no yama (both your guys’ favourite Japanese confectionary n if you don’t know what it is then pls go try it immediately it will bless your life)

-       I honestly don't think you guys would call each other a lot, which is maybe why you spend so much time together in person, to hear each other’s voices,,, but I think when you’re not together you’d always be texting each other nonsense jokes that no one else could possibly understand

-       But irl he’d probably never laugh at your jokes and tell you how you’re not funny but you’d just smirk and start tickling him and he’d yell at you to stop while smiling like an idiot

-       “y/N I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DISOWN U AS A FRIEND”

-       “lol yoongi look you’re laughing, I told you I was funny !!”

-       Tbh you’d argue All The Time

-       “y/n wtf is that my shirt I was looking fOr thAt”

-       “youRE THE ONE WHO LEFT IT AT MY HOUSE”

-       OR like “yoongi can you get me some water”

-       “get it yourself lazy ass”

-       “aftER EVERYTHING I DO FOR YOU”

-       And “yoongi can you carry me, my feet hUrt sO BAD”

-       “like hell I can lift you”

-       “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING”

-       “udsgfd iM TOO WEAK??”

-       “YEAH I THOUGHT SO”

-       I feel like music would be the only thing you guys don't argue about like you both have such broad music tastes and appreciate any and every song and you’d always recommend songs to each other and you’d make each other playlists and he’d save them all and listen to them when he was unmotivated to work

-       Honestly tho he probably likes to make you feed him

-       Liked youd be on your phone and he’d walk in with a bowl of ramen and shove it into your hands then lay down on a bean bag

-       “you made me food?”

-       “lol no ofc not, feed me”

-       “wtf no”

-       “please”

-       “only if I can have some”

-       and he’d roll his eyes but agree and you’d end up eating most of it and he’d complain that he didn’t make it for you but then you’d counter with “wHY would you give it to me in the first place?! Ofc im gonna eat it !!”

-       “You’re sO greedy”

-   you know how some friends are like “touchy” like hug whenever they say hello or bye or whatever well yeah that’s not this friendship

-   I don’t think you’ve ever actually hugged yoongi

-   Rephrase,,,,, I don't think yoongi has ever acTUALLy hugged you

-   except maybe this one time he had to go away for a bit and he muttered a bored bye as he left but after a month or so away from you he realised he actually started to miss you??

-   like sure you text all the time but yoongi builds and maintains relationships from physical interactions and he honestly just missed how you would bite your lip when playing a game on your phone or how you would always close your eyes when chewing your food to make the most of the flavour

-   so like you would of course come to pick him up from the airport and you probably made like a sign with his name on it in case he forgot what you looked like because, let’s be real, he probably had

-   so like when he walks out of the terminal and sees you he kinda just feels so relieved like okay you’re okay and you’re smiling and you’re alive and he can see you every day again and he was just so glad you’re his best friend

-   but like he’d play it really good like “good to see your annoying face lol” and you’d grin and reach up to mess up his hair like “i missed you too yoongi” and you’d turn and start leading the way to the car

-   but like really out of the blue he’d just grab your arm and pull you into a hug

-   let’s just take a second to talk about how amazing yoongi’s hugs would be omgdfh like he’d hold you really close and it would be so comfortable like he would be such a cuddly person and the firmness of his arms around your waist would just be really nice and he’d snuggle his face into your hair and he’d absolutely love the smell and he just missed you a lot more than he’d ever admit and you’d be so shocked but like immediately hug him back like waoh !! this might not happen again !!

-       it’d be over just as suddenly it happened though and he’d look at your feet “yeah I missed you I guess let’s go get food I’m starving” and you’d both be in such a Great Mood ahh

-   Dying your hair together!!!

-   Like I feel like this would be something you guys did often

-   like imagine you’re in family mart or something (family mart totally don’t sell hair dye but lol anyways) and you’re looking at all the different colours

-   he’d put his hand to his chin, pretending to be deep in thought

-   you’re pointing at all the pretty pastel colours

-   “oooo we should totally do this purple colour”

-   “I already look gay enough wearing this stupid pink sweater you made me”

-   you laugh and shove his shoulder gently, to which he reaches over and messes up your newly bleached blonde hair (ready for dyeing) that matched his own blond hair that fell over his forehead

-   you eventually decide on a baby blue colour

-   okay but imagine,, you guys are sitting on the edge of the bathtub at your place and yoongi just wants to open the box and put the stuff all through his hair and istg you had to wrestle him for it back and now you’re lecturing him on the importance of reading the instructions

-   he’d sit impatiently as you followed the instructions ever so slowlyyy

-   “y/n I’ve done this a ton of times before you don’t need to read all that ugh”

-   “okay so,, then you're supposed to shake it??”

-   “uGH”

-       ayay im gonna stop there 

-       I just really love the idea of best friend yoongi

-       Actually I just really love the idea of yoongi

-       Actually I just really love yoongi

-       I hope you enjoyed ahah