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Inspired by "Fix the Baby" by Worthikids Audio by Monster Factory
also I'm tired, this counts as Day 20 lol
#gdamn#this took a minute#she's good#sometimes she just needs a good slap to knock her out of solver mode#murder drones#murder drones nori#murder drones khan#murder drones uzi#murder drones yeva#video#fix the baby#toma art#inktober 2024
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the twins are fixed ! YOU U were correct to use the hammer !!!
Key Takeaways
SAM is a versatile acronym with multiple meanings depending on the context.
In business and marketing, SAM refers to a specific portion of the Total Addressable Market.
In the military and computing contexts, SAM has distinct meanings.
Other definitions of SAM exist, but these are less common.
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
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yes, doctors suck, but also "the medical ethics and patient interaction training doctors receive reinforces ableism" and "the hyper competitive medical school application process roots out the poor, the disabled, and those who would diversify the field" and "anti-establishment sentiment gets applications rejected and promotions requests denied, weeding out the doctors on our side" and "the gruesome nature of the job and the complete lack of mental health support for medical practitioners breeds apathy towards patients" and "insurance companies often define treatment solely on a cost-analysis basis" and "doctors take on such overwhelming student loan debt they have no choice but to pursue high paying jobs at the expense of their morals" are all also true
none of this absolves doctors of the truly horrendous things they say and do to patients, but it's important to acknowledge that rather than every doctor being coincidentally a bad person, there is something specific about this field and career path that gives rise to such high prevalence of ableist attitudes
and I WILL elaborate happily
#theres so much that contributes to this#and its such a traditional field that any change takes ten years to take effect even when its not as controversial as disability rights#ive no lost love for doctors as a whole#but the deeper causes here need to be examined to understand how this problem manifested and what can be done to fix it#disability#chronic illness#ableism#premed#medicine#salt baby talks
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“... yeah, I think Bucky could be a great dad.”
#i would have his babies#i don't want to be a mother but i want him as my babies' daddy#as many as bucky want it's okay it's fine#anytime anywhere#there so many nasty thoughts running around my head istg#i am so sorry for rambling and this one#i can't find the right colors. i'll fix it later.#sebastian stan#bucky barnes#marvel#mcu#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#sstanedit#stansclan#gbbb
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Sleeping off
#wolfstar#harry potter#the marauders#padfoot#remus lupin#adelaida art#finally finished! after over 9 months! it's my baby now#I've started it with a totally different mood in mind - bc my mood was at a bottom of a very big hole then#but time passed things changed and here we are with a more tough night but only one shoulder hurt and it's early morning and quite pretty#and we can sleep off the night and it's all good#madame pompfrey will fix those scratches in 15 seconds or less so i call it a win
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I don’t know what Monster Factory is, soooo-
I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY
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Gravity Falls magmas I hosted. Have fun looking at everything!
Some close ups of my stuff:
#be prepared for these tags.#the book of bill#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#soos ramirez#giffany#rumble mcskirmish#wendy corduroy#pacifica northwest#dipcifica#yes the ship#billford#baby bill cipher#human bill cipher#various of them.#trans dipper pines#waddles the pig#fiddleford mcgucket#i'm getting tired#tails ended up on here bc of my icon#magma art#rovers art#artists on tumblr#the post broke ummm oops i fixed it now.
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Sevika doesn’t like to be touched.
When she’d visit the girls at Babette’s, they were all strictly informed not to touch her. “Don’t try to take off her clothes, don’t touch her face. Let her lead YOU.” she’d say.
But when you’re walking through the city together, her head is always on a swivel. She’ll do a few routine passes to anticipate any oncoming trouble, but her sight always lands on you—making sure you’re no more than three paces behind her. And if you are, she won’t hesitate to drag you back to her side with a firm “Keep up.”
Sevika doesn’t like to be touched.
There was a time when she and the gang were basking in the earrings of the latest shimmer sales at The Drop. One of the goons laughed at a sarcastic remark she had made, so hard that he hit her on the back. The whole room went silent…the next thing you knew, he was walking around for at least a week with his hand wrapped up. When you asked him what had happened he said ��I laughed…I just laughed.”
It reminded you of a time when the two of you were alone at The Drop, everyone else was deployed. You were tidying up around the bar while Sevika played herself in cards. She said something to you, but when you looked her way all you could focus on was the gray ash that coated her sideburn.
“How did you get ashes in your hair? Maybe you do need to quit smoking. You’re so messy sometimes.” You giggled as you wiped her clean, relishing in how soft her strands were under your fingers, tucking in the few pieces that had flown away behind her ear.
You’d gone back to sweeping, and when she didn’t respond to your question, you looked over only to see her beet red, face buried in her cards. She was clutching them so tight with her organic hand that they were all cinched like hour glasses—the whole stack!
Sevika doesn’t like to be touched.
She’s never plagued you for the type to like hugs, she doesn’t shake hands when she meets with the chembarons or councilors, and the girls at Babbette’s have called her a “Stone Top” on many occasions…
But sometimes, if it’s been a really strenuous day, she’ll come to you and whisper a “Come to mine tonight.” She’ll have a spare set of clothes for you to wear, candles lit all over her apartment, and low music playing. She won’t speak much, if at all (not that she needs to you already know the drill), she’ll just lay back in bed and pat her lap.
When you straddle her, she’ll let you bury your face in her neck, she likes the tickle that runs down her back with your every breath. She’ll let you sit on top of her for what feels like hours, the weight of your body makes her feel warm and grounded. And sometimes, she’ll wrap her arms around your middle, or squeeze your thighs—cause she can’t rest if she doesn’t feel like you’re safe right under her fingertips.
Sevika doesn’t like to be touched, unless it’s by you.
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cat nap :3
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#fushiguro megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#yuuji#megumi#nobara#KARUCCHI AGENDA HOURS PSPSPSPSPPSS#i made him. Bigger . its what he deserves its what yuuji deserves its what they all deserve#and most importantly its what i deserve . i think a giant cat with wings would fix me#originally had him even Bigger than this but then i remembered we'd already established his carrying capacity#that being 1 passenger comfortably and 2 with some difficulty#now that i retconned him 2 be the size of a small vehicle i think he can carry 2 comfortably but 3 is still a stretch . hed get tired :(#probably cant get airborne with 3 passengers on his back#especially because yuuji is carrying several pounds of rocks#and nobara has multiple chunks of metal on her at all times#and megumi has enough emotional baggage to ground an aircraft#karucchi can only do so much FHFJH the poor baby doesnt even have hollow bones#but hes SO CUTE HES SO GD CUTE I WANT HIM IW ANT ONE SO BAD i want . giant flying CAT#CAN U IMAGINEEEEEE#PSPPSPSPPSPPPSPSP
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽`)ノ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽`*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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Take the fanon interpretation of Primo as a parentified but well-meaning older brother trying his best; and the canon of Primo being fucking off the rails and messing with dark magic for shits and giggles; and you'll have Primo putting an eight-year-old Terzo in the middle of a pentagram while insisting this is exactly how you cure someone of their chronic hayfever. Now stop moving, if that blood smears then year-round allergies will be the least of our problems --
#don't worry one of the older Siblings interfered#Terzo grew out of the allergy after a few years#the band ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus i#papa emeritus iii#papa primo#papa terzo#terzo#primo#if Primo gets overwhelmed by something#his go-to fix-it is the pentagram/summoning circle#Secondo's adult tooth is growing in before the baby one is properly loose? hang tight we're gonna summon a ghoul who collects teeth#Terzo has a tummyache? Hold still and don't breathe for about three minutes this passage from the grimoire takes a while#Secondo broke his arm falling out of a tree? I got just the ghoul who can reset the bones#eventually Mr. Psaltarian steps in and has to take the book away#there is only so much this one man can witness from one family at a time
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Sakura as sensei with Shisui & Obito
#naruto#obishisaku#sakura haruno#shisui uchiha#obito uchiha#mentioned#my art#happy belated bday to our badass babe!#naruto au#role swap au#sensei!sakura#baby shisui uwu#fixed sakura's missing jounin vest part my bad haha
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DC X DP PROMPT #13
The world was officially ending. There wasn't much they could do. The Justice League had fought valiantly against the invading force, but they stood no chance. Their king was dying at the hands of these mortal fools and they would have their retribution.
Bruce couldn't find his kids, he couldn't find anyone really. Deep down he knew he was the last one standing, but that thought had yet to catch up with him. Bright swirling green caught his eye through the thick smog of death. A lone figure stepped out, glowing a bright blue with staff in hand.
His name was Clockwork, and he had an ultimatum. He would reverse the timeline, even tweak it a little, if only to take on one extra child and prevent this whole war before it could even begin. Through all of Bruce's contingencies, this was not one of them.
Bruce is now sent back, way back in time where he gets a second chance at his family. The small tweaks Clockwork spoke of? He gets to have his kids as babies.
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#batman#bruce wayne#the world ends#but clockwork fixes it#bruce gets to raise the robins from babies#baby robins#baby danny#danny would come in between around the same time as tim#bruce gets a second chance at parenthood#he still becomes batman#but he tries to keep his kids out of it#until they are older at least#good dad bruce wayne
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Princess Elia Martell and her sweet Aegon<3
#elia martell#aegon vi targaryen#young griff#asoiaf#if you saw this post before no you didn’t#I had to fix the baby’s ear I’m sorry#yes he’s wearing kohl he’s dornish#dorne#my art#game of thrones
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Prompt 179
“Pa, there’s a weird lookin’ cat outside!”
-Said by a sleep deprived Danny Phantom while in Clockwork’s Lair, about a hero displaced in time. Clockwork is in fact amused. Batman is simply confused about the entire situation.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Danny uses the fact that other ghosts are afraid of CW to get some peace and quiet#Clockwork is happy to hold and snuggle his ghostling#He’d get out and visit his little baby ghost more but there’s these annoying speedsters in all these different timelines that keep making#knots that he has to detangle before his paid vacation time can start#Danny looks tiny compared to Giant Ancient Clockwork#Ghosts continue to grow with age and Never Stop as long as there’s space#Seeing as they control the amount of space in their lairs…#Batman is going to have the craziest time travelling incident ever#Clockwork decides that he’d make a GREAT babysitter#Here’s the list for the seven children and he’ll come pick them up once he fixes the speedsters mess thanks#(Said after Danny gets his nap and CW gets him to bring his sisters & friends)
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So I saw a few posts describing how the Pit’s in Jason’s body kinda acted on its own accord when spotting Danny “baby ghost” Phantom/Fenton and how they then co-parent with a half dead “baby” teenager.
But I raise YOU the idea that the Pits is already parenting Jason Todd.
When the Pits take over it’s the simple response of a Mama Bear going feral on some humans for making their little baby upset.
Jason disappointed by Batman?
The Pits snarl and rage at the man that made baby sad!
Jason disgusted at the idea of another Robin lined up for death?
The Pits howl and claw through the skin to fix the situation by beating the humans up so they can’t die!
Jason vulnerable and lost by the lack of acceptance in his return as Red Hood?
The Pits screech, biting furiously into the humans that had caused the baby to feel un-included in their games!
No one understands the reason for the Lazarus Pit’s in Jason’s body to constantly be acting up, that is until Danny comes into the picture and is like, “So your ghost parent is always watching you too, huh?” In reference to his own ghost parent (Clockwork) that likes to watch through his little tv’s on what Danny gets up to and sends a multitude of sticky notes like a distant helicopter mom.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#jason todd#The Pits have adopted Jason as their ghost baby#look if you throw a whole ass child into some waters to ‘fix’ then you better believe this pool of green is gonna take notice#it took notice and inserted itself into healing Jason#and also made itself a parent#Pits: a baby as gift? mine now#Pits: WHO UPSET MY BABY?! 😠#Jason: man it’s getting harder to control the pits every day#Danny: same hat bud#clockwork: that is my little baby and to make him my little baby he had to die#clockwork: BUT HERE ME OUT#The Pits when noticing Danny: …. second baby?#clockwork: I do not accept co-parenting with some ghost water#The Pits: FUCK YOU THATS MY BABY NOW#Jason and Danny are now ghost siblings#these are the rules#Danny is vibing cause he’s kinda used to the crazy of ghost parent at this point
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