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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ing茅nue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#Santa Baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 馃幍 light blue!#all this whilst Mrs Claus watches on with a glint (of murder?) in her eye---and on her (freshly sharpened?) knitting needles#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under
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What can I say, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ing茅nue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
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Ms. Kitt is always phenomenal.
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She鈥檚 evil ! 馃槈. That old guy couldn鈥檛 escape no matter what.
I imagine once Santa was unconscious, Mrs Claus was treated to an equally good time.
you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ing茅nue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#santa baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 馃幍 light blue!#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under#funny#Youtube
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