#cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler
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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 1 year ago
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De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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froartuck · 1 year ago
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The Adoption Radar(tm) is absolutely blaring right now. Can’t wait for them to latch onto Jason bc Liminal person is safe
De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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thatrandomsarahchick · 1 year ago
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Tim was once again stalking Bruce and Dick - he figured out their identities a month ago and hasn't told a single person! - when he comes across this conversation.
Usually he thinks to himself What Would Batman Do?, but here he has a clear example of what Batman would do in this situation. Once the dynamic duo have reluctantly swung away, he scrambles or of his hiding spot a few metres away from Danny.
"Hi! I'm Tim! I have a big house and no adults - to can come live with me! Well, ok, the housekeeper comes once a week, but you can just hide in my dad's study then."
De-aged Danny is a little concerned for this kid who's around the same physical age as him and is living in a big old mansion by himself. He might be new to this dimension, but he knows enough that this isn't a regular thing here.
He follows Tim back and the two try to gentle parent each other without being obvious about it.
De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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mkarchin713 · 1 year ago
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Batfam: what does that mean?
Danny: my Peepaw’s a time god. He once tried to eat his kids.
Bruce: 🤳hey Diana, I think I found one of your cousins
De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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variablejabberwocky · 1 year ago
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#i love de-aged danny#either with memories or without#cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler#and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice#why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook?#why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me?#<prev tags#clockwork is chronos#clockwork adopts danny#jason 🙋🏻does this mean I get Wonder Bat?
De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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