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Janet: and don’t worry about Jazz either. If anyone asks she’s the product of that short fling I may or may not have had with Lena Luther.

Danny: isn’t Lena a girls name?

Janet: yes but she’s the only red head I was sleeping with at the time.

Jack: she’d go with it too, if only to mess with her brother’s head.

Danny: WHERE AM I!?

Tim: My room.

Danny: HOW DID I GET HERE!?

Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason

Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!

Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night

Danny: WHAT?!

Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?

Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?

Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.

Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?

Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.

Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.

Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.

Danny: ......

Danny: You're an odd family

Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?

Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.

Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.

Danny: Don't do that. It's creepy.

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The question isn’t who will beat the other in a fight.

The question is who will mentally adopt/befriend, the other first.

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

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Bruce stares at his mark in the mirror, a mark that made no sense until he first saw that photo splashed across the daily planets front page. A mark he hid for feeling unworthy of his perfect match.

Despite his own feelings he took a secret pride in mark. It was a sign that his soulmate still lived, that there was a chance, a hope, of him getting over him self and one day telling his soulmate the truth.

To think that Jason, his sweet boy, the one who denies he still believes in the magic that is Robin, is now forced to bear a mark that symbolizes his matches death. How must his Jaylad feel, everytime he looked in a mirror and new his hope was as dead as his soulma-

Wait.

Wait one second.

Shared scars …

Shared pain …

Stopped being shared at the moment of death.

The only way Jason could have those scars…

Was if his mate was still alive when he got them.

This…

This was so much worse than Bruce imagined.

Did Jason know?

Did his dear son realize?

Now only was his soulmate dead

But Jason himself bore his matches death scars.

One of the most horrible death scars Bruce had ever imagined.

Those weren’t autopsy scars.

Those were vivisection scars.

His sweet boys soul mate, a person his child had never had the opportunity to meet. Was not only vivisected, but had lived long enough to be stitched back up.

Bruce felt sick.

Jason had told him, according to Catherine, Jason hadn’t started feeling shared pain until he was a year old.

Meaning his soulmate was at most a year younger than his Jaylad.

Meaning this all happened, not only to his child’s soulmate, but to a child himself.

Bruce knew Jason didn’t want to know who his soulmate was, most who lost that hope didn’t want to either.

But this wasn’t just about his son’s soulmate anyone.

This was about a child, little over 14, being vivisected and murdered.

Bruce could have let this all go for Jason’s sake, but Batman, Batman needed to get justice for this child.

Batman wouldn’t let the people who killed Robin’s soulmate get away with this.

Random thought…

So soulmate AUs right?

The wound swapping scar one. (I’ve been out of the game for a while)

What if. Danny and Jason died on the same day?

And Jason has an autopsy scar for reason I don’t know. It doesn’t make since to me, you preform them when you don’t know the cause of death or for research. Bruce knew what killed Jason. You could argue that it was Brucie Wayne but alternatively

Brucie would be crying so hard: Don’t hurt my baby any more! Please let’s lay him to rest with my parents..

So why would Jason randomly have the scar?

Danny’s Vivisection.

Everyone assumed it was an autopsy scar, but Bruce knows he didn’t do that.

Jason knows, he remember the night not long after the pits, he woke up screaming as his skin split apart blood pouring from his chest. He remembers his bones breaking and oh god somebody just let him die!

Damian remember watching his mother order people about as she tried to soothe Jason, from behind the cracked door. He remembers seeing the amount of blood pouring from his chest, and the sound of his bones snapping, from some magical force.

It was the night Damian decided to swear off soulmates.

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Idea.

Whenever Damian hears Bernard is coming over he rounds up whatever assassins his mom has following him and gives them a mission.

If Drake’s carnivorous paramour comes anywhere near their individual charges (his pets) with the intent to cook, they are to do everything in their power to stop him. Should Drake’s paramour or one of his pets die or are permanently harmed, he will kill the assassins himself, damn father’s rules.

Since Bernard wants to open a restaurant in the future, it led me to the idea of him being one of those chefs that has a hobby of cooking and tasting exotic food. ---

Bruce, entering the kitchen: Afternoon Bernard, what are you cooking?

Bernard, adding seasoning to the pot: Stew with diced bat meat. Bruce: ---

Nightwing watching as Tim's boyfriend drags a shark (still alive) back to Blüdhaven shore: Citizen, may I ask why what are your plans with this shark? Bernard wrestling the shark to gut it: freshly salted and peppered then grilled for 15 mins.

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Bernard, jolts up awake and sits up: I wonder how bear meat taste like?

Tim, pulling Bernard back to bed: Please don't.

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Jason, after catching a snake that crawled in his room: Now where can I- Bernard: Can I stir fry that?

Jason: Why?

Bernard: I heard they taste good.

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Tim: Love, what's that? Bernard. holding up a raccoon: Lunch ---

Damian, looking in slight concern of Bernard happily munching down on a poisonous jellyfish.

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Idea.

GCPD officers bring in an uncooperative suspect/potential witness into the station. One problem, no one can understand what this guy is saying.

The officers shove the guy into the interrogation room and try to figure out what kind of translator they are going to need, when suddenly the angry, incomprehensible yelling turns into boisterous if still incomprehensible laughter.

The officers run to the interrogation room (what can they say hearing inexplicable laughter is very triggering for a GCPD officer) and find the suspect amicably chatting with Nightwing in the unknown language.

The language they are speaking?

Romani.

Okay, but, the GCPD and the Batfamily having a dysfunctional working relationship would be hilarious. Like, the cops know they need the Bats to help keep Gotham’s streets clean, but man, they are fucking troublemakers.

Take Dick, for example. He’s already naturally at home in a police station, so he’ll regularly waltz into GCPD headquarters to give pointers on cases, act as a translator, and will occasionally bring donuts for the night officers. But he’s also been trying to get them to unionize since 2009 and will also unabashedly steal things from the evidence locker. (He always returns it, usually with the adjacent case completed, but it’s a lot of red tape and that’s very annoying.) He also fucks up the coffee machine every time he uses it.

As for Jason… On one hand he is excellent at tracking down perps that have escaped custody or gone to ground. It’s not uncommon for him to pull up with a van full of criminals on the wanted list, which is great… expect for the fact that Jason is also on the wanted list. So whenever he shows up the GCPD cops have to put in effort (minimal as it may be) to try and “capture” the Red Hood so that they don’t get audited by Homeland Security. So now like once a month they have to chase the Red Hood across Gotham proper, because he handed the Penguin into their custody or something, and they have to look good for their bosses—it’s a waste of resources and really fucking annoying, but, hey, they got the Penguin?

Surprisingly, Tim and Stephanie are the most frequent visitors of the GCPD—and they are also the most dreaded. Because Tim is a plucky little know-it-all, but also he can and will update their entire database in a single night and will, at random, solve a cold case they’ve been sitting on for 20 years. The problem is that he’s just fucking annoying about it, and every other week he’ll break into the vending machine to steal the energy drinks—that shit is impossible to get replaced. And Steph? She’ll talk the ears off the night shift and get everyone off task, because they’re busy gossiping about the accounting department in the Manor’s office and planning a prank war on the fire department.

You would think Cassandra would be everyone’s favorite because she’s quiet and much less destructive then her siblings, but you’d be wrong—Cassandra is an absolute menace and the night shift workers have spent years trying to prove it. She will sneak up behind people, leave random pebbles in people’s shoes, and will put googly eyes on anything she touches. The day shift thinks the night officers need to chill because, “isn’t she the chill one?” (No. No she is not. None of the Bats are chill.)

And then there’s Damian. As Robin, the closest he usually gets to the GCPD is through Batman, via his consultations with Commissioner Gordon. But on the rare occasions he’s permitted inside the GCPD, he is dotted on extensively by the officers. He’s deadly and abrasive but they love him. They give him candy and head pats and let him use the sketch-artist supplies to do drawings, which they religiously pin to the break room refrigerator. Damian will pretend to despise this despite the fact that he so clearly loves it.

Lastly, there’s Duke. As the only day shifter, he’s widely considered to be the most well adjusted and relatable Bat. Half a year into his tenure as Signal, he’s on a first name basis with half the GCPD, has his own locker and fridge space for his lunchbox, a coffee mug with his logo on it is kept in the break room, and he’s already been nominated for Employee of the Year despite the fact that he does not actually work for the GCPD. The night shift refuses to accept that he is real.

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For the love of god someone draw this!

Tim, in his moment of sleep deprivation, had an idea. He modified a roomba and armed it with bat gear.

Still in pajamas, he stepped out the manor, sets the room a down and watches it heads towards the gate. "Be free my child" Tim mumbled. This was witnessed by Duke from his bedroom window.

The following week, Batman is glaring down at Tim while holding the rooba in his hand. It terrorised the underworld to the point that Batman thought there was a new player in the city.

Bruce caught the rooba cornering a crying criminal in an alleyway. It hasn't even deployed a gadget, it's just there.

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No.

No.

This couldn’t be happening.

Danyal had won.

Danyal had beaten him.

Danyal had proven himself worthy.

So why?

Why was the King taking his brother?

Why wouldn’t the guards let go of him?

He needed to save his brother.

Danyal was better than him.

Danyal may have not been stronger

Danyal may have not been swifter

Danyal may have not been smarter

But Danyal was kinder.

Danyal deserved to live.

Danyal deserved to live with their father.

Danyal deserved to escape.

So why?

Why was his brother chosen?

Wait.

Was that why his brother was chosen?

Did the Ghost King know what he had done?

Did the Ghost King know Danyal was the “weaker” twin?

Why?

Why did the Ghost King have to take Danyal?

He would have been satisfied dying so his brother would live.

How was he going to live knowing his brother was gone?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Demon Twins but Danny was sacrificed to the Ghost King

So I've seen AUs where Ra's tries to sacrifice Damien to GK!Danny, and I've seen AUs where dead or injured Danyal got thrown in the pit and was transported somewhere he could be found by the Fentons instead of revived/healed.

Let's combine the two.

Ra's tried to summon the Ghost King. Since Pariah Dark was unavailable, the council of Ancients who sealed him away took turns answering his summons. (None of them bested him in single combat, but they all bested him together. Therefor the kingly responsibilities fall on all of them.)

This time it was Clockwork who showed up. Ra's proposed his bargain in exchange for one of his heirs as "sacrifice to the ghost king." Clockwork saw a potential future where Danyal became Danny became Phantom became the Ghost King. In order to make this potential future more likely, he specifies that Danyal must be sacrificed to "the Title of Ghost King"

Ra's didn't care to question the semantics, otherwise he might have found out that Clockwork was ensuring that his spare was sacrificed to Bear the Title and become the Ghost King, rather than be enslaved or killed by him.

The result was that Ra's got some minor boon from an eldritch entity he assumed was the Ghost King, and Danyal Al Ghul was taken in exchange. If you want to add extra angst, maybe Damien and Danyal had to fight for the right to not be sacrificed. And/or Clockwork, who could see that Danny would make a better king than Damien, CHOSE which twin he wanted as sacrifice.

Like imagine little Danny and Dami in a duel, the loser of which will become a sacrifice. And Damien, who cannot bear to watch his twin be doomed to that fate, throws the match so that he could be taken in his stead. And then the ritual happens and the entity refuses him. Damien has to watch as his twin brother gets dragged to hell despite his best efforts to save him.

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Idea.

Danny has some boring ghost king meeting to go to and doesn’t want to leave Dante and Ellie alone.

So what does he do, he decides to drop them off at their cousins house (his dad’s rich, if they burn the mansion down the batboytoy can afford to rebuild it)

I've recently been in the dpxdc fandom, it's awesome af and I just had an idea, a weird prompt.

We usually see Danny is or ends up as part of the batfam: Damian's twin, the new adoptee, something like that.

So how about Danny being Talia's older brother? Ra's favorite and the one who set all the standards that Talia, and later Damian, have to reach?

The original idea was: Danny left the LoA when he was young enough to never get to meet Bruce, so he never knew his sister had a son and thus that he was an uncle, he never knew his nephew was a hero nor that his nephew's father and his family were heroes.

So when an adult Danny, Phantom since 14 and High King of the Infinite Realms since 18 (or whatever age you feel like, I feel like that experience makes him very indifferent to a lot, and his morals are more similar to those of ectoentities than living things), met the JL and more specifically the batfamily, he felt the pits in RH and more slightly in Robin, and knew they were on some level involved with the LoA, so he just asked

"So… How did you get dad to let you use the pits?"

To which the batfam responds with "YOUR DAD!"

Then a second idea, derived from the og, was:

JL and JLD found out that the Ra's al Ghul was trying to summon the King of the Infinite Realms, so they go to stop him but fail to do it in time, then Danny in ghost king form appears.

He sees the scene, sees that his father is the one summoning him, and goes

"Oh hey dad!" as he transforms from his eldritch form to human form "You know you can call me right? I have a phone, no need for all this crap" .

Everyone, even Ra's, is shocked.

Idk sounds funny in my head

Feel free to make a fic out of this and sorry if I sound too formal or if there are mistakes, English is not my first language and I'm learning it

It is also my second time publishing something and I don't know how to use tags

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Idea.

The batkids, mainly led by a sleep deprived Tim and a hopeful Jason, start connecting dots and come to the obviously wrong conclusion that Danny is actually Bruce and Diana’s secret child that is being raised as Diana’s cousin so he can have a “normal” childhood.

Prompt #7

I see many stories of many of the stronger ghosts becoming parental figures to Danny and then going to the DC universe or just to a different place on earth to raise him after he becomes a child but I have never seen one where Pandora ends up taking this role I have seen a few where Danny considers her his mother but Never where she cares for him from a young age

Danny during a bad Fenton parent reveal, has to be de-aged and taken somewhere safe with a responsible Guardian and since he already had a strong bond with his teacher/mentor Pandora she offers to go to the mortal realm and care for her young student or now her son, and despite how difficult it is since she had never cared for a child in her first experience with life, she is doing well especially because many people in the city she currently resides in with Danny is very kind and giving her advice as a first-time single mom, in their words, and despite looking exactly like she did when she was alive she’s not worried since she doubts anyone will recognize her and cause  problems for her and her new son/the young prince.

On the other hand wonder woman/Diana is having a crisis because she just saw someone who looked exactly like the legendary Pandora from Amazonian history in the museum, because as far as she knows Pandora died a very long time ago trapping the world’s horrors in her box.

Diana despite her better judgment or having been taught better decides to gain information by self investigating a.k.a. start spying on the woman or at least trying to learn a bit of information before she jumps to conclusions and as much as she would like to do this civilly without being so suspicious she can’t exactly walk up to this woman and ask her if she is  Pandora from Greek mythology who trapped the world’s horrors  in her box .

While she gains information she learns that the woman goes by the name Penelope  ( honestly it was the first thing that came to mind for me so I have no explanation for why I used the name) and that the woman has a son named Daniel/Danny she learned of the child when Penelope came to the museum with her few month old baby and took him to the space exhibit.

Pandora on the other hand is fully aware of all of this, and she  can admit she was not expecting to see young Diana here but she knew young Diana would not cause problems but she could definitely see some confusion on Diana’s face a couple times so she decided to approach her one evening, and explain a few things but also keep a few things to herself since she knows that it’s not safe for the young prince if people know about his status so Pandora despite not wanting to  lie she  has to come up with something even if she does not like it.

She one evening approaches Diana and asks if she can sit down with her obviously with Danny in her arms and addresses Diana very formally explaining to her that she is fully aware that Diana had been watching her and she would like to shed some light on what is happening and before Diana can speak Pandora clarifies her suspicions explaining that she is indeed Pandora the exact same who trapped the world’s horrors in her box, and she would then introduce Danny as her son leaving Diana so confused but also a little happy because Pandora was technically one of her mother sisters in a way (, I am not 100% sure how the relationships of all the Amazonian’s work) so that means that this little boy is a cousin technically from her mother’s side, and despite having more questions she let it slide more interested in getting to know her little cousin.

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Writing prompt: of Fakes and Switches

Two women claim to be the daughter of the richest man in the world and fight over the male lead.

Both try to prove they are who they say they are with their cliches going to war with each other.

What neither of these women know is that the daughter of the richest man transitioned a few years ago and is now the male lead.

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Idea

Nightwing has joined the JL, the JL do not know he is Batman's son.

The JL decide to invite Nightwing into their super-secret (never tell Batman ever) club, that only meets when Batman forgets to turn his camera off after a meeting.

Now Nightwing has to decide how to handle the situation. Should he tell Batman, should he tell the JL Batman is his dad and they are spying on his siblings, or should he do as any older brother is meant to do and watch his siblings do stupid stuff without them knowing he's watching

Batfam + JL (where the Justice League finds out about the Batfam by accident)

To long for a one-shot but not really a micro-fic, anyway ENJOY:

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After a virtual meeting with the LJ Batman "disconnects" the camera... Except he does something wrong and now he thinks none can see or hear him but everyone on the JL it's watching him in the Batcave from a huge screen.

Wonder Woman: Maybe we should tell him... Or at least turn the tv off...

Flash: WAIT!!! Don't you wanna know what the bat does when he thinks nobody is watching????

Superman (trying not to sound to enthusiastic): Well maybe we could just take a quick look... :)

Here is a list of things the JL saw or found out because of this:

1) Batman taking off most of his armour and his mask and start working in some case in his desk in front of the computer (the angle of the cámara doesn't let see his face not OH GOD it lets se his huge pecs and arms in nothing but a gray underwear shirt

Flash: Well LOOK AT THAT, I always knew he was well build but that's a great look in so many ways

Green Lantern: No shit... This is making me realize some things about myself

Wonder Woman: ... I have better arms

Superman (2 seconds about to have a stroke): oh yea... Well... I'm just gonna... *Takes a picture with his phone*

2) A general panic gets on the JL when a dark skinned toddler enters the screen and tries to climb THE BATMAN

*Through the screen*

Toddler Duke pulling Batman's arm: *baby noises*

Batman looking away from his work to see the kid (his face still not visible on the camera): Oh hello chum, what are you doing here?

The JL incredibly confused and estranged because of that sweet voice they NEVER heard before:

Batman pulling Dukes up and carrying him on his chest while he keeps working: It's ok baby, your siblings we'll be back soon

The LJ:

Flash: HE'S A FATHER??!!!

Wonder Woman: this actually explains a lot of things

Superman (with his heart about to physically melt): ...oh... That's cute

3) A sassy teenager arriving home

Batman, still with the kid on top of him and still working, when a black haired boy enters the screen and throws a backpack on the ground

Batman: How was school?

Tim, annoyed: Boring, they keep teaching me thins I already know

Batman: Well what do you wanna learn about?

Tim (pulling a bunch of folders and papers out of his school bag): The Gotham strangulator...

Batman:...

Batman (surprisingly calm) : Did you steal a case from my desk?

Tim: I solved a case from your desk, you welcome

Batman (sighing): ok fine, put it with the others you solve that I have to present to the JL next week

Tim (putting in the desk a huge bunch of archives): oki doki

Flash: Wait so a kid do his paperwork????

Marcian: Wait so a kid SOLVES his cases???

Wonder Woman: Do you think that maybe is Robin? I mean I have never seen him from close but it could be...

Superman: I honestly need a brake

Batman *standing up with Duke on arms*: I'm gonna put your brother to sleep DONT DO ANYTHING

Tim (without even looking up from his phone): mhmh...

4) After a while of just watching Tim on his phone a little menace decides to show up

Tim (on his phone not paying attention):

Litle Damian arriving and standing with a straight face in front of the computer:

Flash (a little bit terrified): Can he see us??!!!

Wonder Woman: He shouldn't be able... But if that's Batman's kid, who knows

Damian (with the most serious voice a 8 year old can make): Computer, show me funny videos of cats

The computer *unresponding*

Tim: Dad told you not to play with the computer

Damian: Well father is not here right now, and if you tell him I'll tell him you just call him "dad"

Tim: no I didn't!

Damian: yes you did!

Tim: he's just my legal guardian!!!

Damian: But you call him dad just now!!!

Tim: you...

*Tim and Damian fighting and rolling in the floor*

Aquaman: oh so this is what having siblings is like?...

Superman: IS THAT A FREAKING COW??!!

*Batcow on the back of the image watching the kids fight without giving a fuck*

Wonder Woman: IS THAT A SWORD??!!!!

*Also Damian pulling a sword put of nothing to fight Tim and the JL freaking out*

*A teenage girl appears out of nowhere and grabs Damian as if it was nothing*

Cass: What are you even doing?!

5) A terrifying ballerina scolds her brothers (by this point the JL already has popcorns and bets on the table)

This ballerina girl who magically appears and stops the little psico stares at them in confusion

Cass: Why are you even fighting about???

Tim: None of your business

Damian: Timothy is a jerk

Cass: I already know that

*A notice from the computer catches everybody's attention*

(Batman calling them from the computer in a way the JL can only hear his voice but the kids and Batman can definitely see each other)

Batman *on the speaker phone*: Why is everyone at home so early?

Cass: My ballet class is over

Damian: I didn't go to school today, I didn't want to

Batman (exasperated): We will discuss this later, I had to go out there is an emergency in the city, DONT GO OUT! DONT KILL EACH OTHER! AND DAMIAN GET THAT COW OUT OF THE BATCAVE

Damian: But what if something happens to her???!!!!

Cass: Hate to interrupt but I have a good and a bad new

Batman: Just go ahead with the good news

Cass: I GOT A ROLE IN THE NUTCRACKER!!!

Batman (who has no idea what the Nutcracker is about but is trying to be a supportive father) : Honey that's great!! Are you gonna be some pretty candy princess or something?

Cass (who is actually gona be the rat king and is really excited about it): sure... Wana hear the bad news??

Batman: shot

Cass: Jayson is in jail

Batman:

Cass: Again

Tim and Damian trying not to laugh:

Batman: that's it *pointing to Tim* ho upstairs and babysit your brother, Cassandra and Damian I want you out of the Batcave until I'm back and someone call Richard so he can get your brother out of jail

*The JL losing their shit in confusion and laug*

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Batman eventually finds out about this little incident but decides to ignore it and pretend it never happened. The LJ is amused

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Tim: and that is how I met your mother

Sorry, Rich Boy

If there was anything Danny hated more than anything, it was doing what Vlad wanted him to do. Especially when he'd done it thinking it was against the fruitloop's wishes and the man gave him that smirk that tells him Danny had played right into the fuckers hands.

So Danny had gotten good at sniffing out a scheme. And, honestly, he didn't need to do much sniffing here.

Vlad had invited him as a plus one to a Wayne (Yes, that Wayne. Brucie Goddamn Wayne.) Gala, meant to take place only a few days from now. Vlad must have suspected Danny would never agree, would have thought it was another attempt for Danny's loyalty where none of his friends could help. Unfortunately for Vlad, Danny was a spiteful fuck and he wouldn't let Vlad go to a Gala full of rich fools alone. Not when Vlad had previously admitted to how he'd gotten his fortune in the first place.

So, there Danny was, keeping an eye on Vlad. At a Wayne Gala. In Gotham, New Jersey. Fuck his half-life.

It was a horrible idea, really. The suit is stuffy, the room is stuffy, and the people are fucking stuffy. He hangs around the food for the most part, only because Vlad keeps coming back to it which makes keeping an eye on the guy somewhat easier. He admits coming was a good idea only when he sees Vlad making buddies with the Wayne troop themselves and that smirk is on his face. Well, fuck that.

He catalogs the group; not including Bruce Wayne there is a scowling child (immediately off the table, he’s not some fucko like Vlad okay), two teenage boys (one of them black and built like a small brick wall. The other a white boy, scrawny as hell, and looking a breeze away from passing out), two teenage girls (one a peppy blonde and the other a ravenette, off to the side laughing together), and a man (big).

Overall, if he had to pick who to go after to cause the most fuss, it’d be the kid. However, he has morals, so he sets his sights on the skinny white boy instead. He’s skinny, obviously, but upon a closer look has some muscle on him that makes Danny less guilty for his choice. Sorry, rich boy, but Danny has a godfather to piss off.

He sets down his drink, walks over, and decks the poor boy in the face. The look of horror on Vlad's face is well worth the absolute confusion coating the entire group.

And, just for the cherry on top, he turns to Brucie Wayne and the fruitloop, "Your Gala sucks and so does your city. Fuck this place, never bring me here ever again Vlad."

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Idea.

This occurs during the prank war between Damian and Tim where Damian dyes Tim’s hair green as seen in BWFA

Random DPxDC(BatFam) Thought #4:

Danny at some point dyes his hair (as a dare, a joke, just trying stuff, you decide).

Bad News: Phantom ends up with green hair and the pro-vigilante Amity Park students have a brief scare of their friendly ghost having a head injury or such.

Good News: The situation was (mostly) fixed when Phantom says he just got Ecto in his hair and it wouldn't come out. But hey, it's glowy and kind of cool :D

??? News: Said pro-Phantom / vigilante students dye their hair bright green as a fad.

Right before the class has a scheduled winter field trip to some place called Gotham city.

Gothamites get a small heart attack when hoods and hats are taken off, the Joker Gang gets very confused during an attack, and the students promptly rock their shit for ruining their trip.

Batman is concerned while every other Bat is having the day of their life watching. With popcorn and everything.

@breannasfluff

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Danny: you’re telling me that you find a 16 week old baby and decide that just because he looks like a teenager, it’s a good idea to throw him into danger?

JL: … uh…

Robin: in our defense, we thought he would have fun.

Danny: everyone here is grounded

Superman: hey you can’t-

Danny: Grounded! Everyone! I am not afraid to call your parents-yes even the dead ones-and make it official!

JL: …

Danny: and you! (Points at Conner)

Conner: …um

Danny: (in the sweetest, gentlest, parent voice ever) say goodbye to your friends sweetie, you can play with them once they’re ungrounded. Until then let’s go home and get your room ready. Your brother and sister will be so excited to meet you, they’ve been asking for a baby sibling forever.

DC X DP idea that I may turn into fic

Danny Fenton with his Husband Lex Luther.

HEAR ME OUT!!!!

obviously, older Danny. How much other at least 22. Lex is gonna around his canon age so like in his early 30's.

Danny is Lex's secret husband that wants nothing to do with the world around him and loves to stay in his little bubble of happiness in their mansion with their children. Dan and Ellie were deaged to their actual ages. Ellie is 8 and Dan is 12.

And in this universe, Luther didn't know they used his DNA.

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Danny: Hello, Lexi.

Lex: My perle.

Lex: They used my DNA for the clone.

Danny:...How old is he, physically and actually.

Lex: 16 years and weeks, respectfully.

Danny:...

Lex:...

Danny: Where is he?

Lex: With the Justice League.

Danny: Alexei.

Lex: Yes, my perle?

Danny: Bring me my son.

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And that is the beginning of a Connor Luther-Nightingale who grew up with parents that loved him and siblings to bond with.

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Honestly I still have the stuffed kitty I had when I had my tonsils removed at 9.

That cat was by my side as I was wheeled into the operating table.

She has a special place on the high shelf where my dogs can’t get her alongside my other childhood stuffies.

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Fan Art Idea.

Big beefy domino masked Red Hood sucking on one of those ravers pacifiers and the goons having no idea how they should respond to that.

Danny finding jason todd and purifying his core (semi common trope not going into details) which then kickstarts ghost puberty in jason, which includes fangs coming in so obviously danny just starts shoving teething rings in jasons mouth whenever his teeth start to hurt. Cue jason walking around chewing on infant teething rings

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(Don’t know why but this scene came to mind when I read Klarion was Danny’s kid)

Scene: Klarion frighting YJ when some other rogue takes a shot at Red Robin.

Klarion: (freezing the rogue) No Body Messes With My Cousin But Me!

RR: Cousin?

Klarion: yes cousin, did you not know?

RR: but you look nothing like uncle Da- uncle D. What are you adopted?

Klarion: yeah, you are too

RR: (for the bit) I’m-I’m adopted?

Klarion: (thinking Red Robin didn’t know and thinks he’s going to get in trouble for making his cousin cry) No, no of course not, I was only joking, you know me, can’t resist pranking my cousins.

RR: 🥺

Klarion: … please don’t tell my dad.

A DC X DP IDEA #41

Say Uncle.

Imagine dis…

I don’t have much to say about this one just the fact that when you are buying alcohol to celebrate New Year just make sure not to drink it all at once despite the holidays…

Ah, the hangover: nature's way of reminding you that your liver is not, in fact, a miracle worker, and your brain did not sign up for the tequila marathon.

And no, this prompt is not about just that. I want to get this idea off my list before I completely forget about it.

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The night when both Martha and Thomas Wayne met their demise Alfred already swore himself to protect the two young masters that were left behind. Bruce at the young age of eight witnessed his parent's murder and death, just because the boy insisted on watching the latest film with only the three of them young master Daniel’s insistence. Daniel, who was only 5 years old caught a nasty cold and was prompted to stay inside the manor to get better. Young master Daniel insisted on the three of them enjoying the film instead of staying at home just reminding them to bring him souvenirs to not be completely left out.

Tasked with raising two young boys both boys felt sadness and guilt for each of their own despite not having to feel guilty about it. Young master Bruce for insisting to go at the theaters and young master Daniel for insisting on a souvenir.

The media with all of its cameras stared down at the Wayne name and manor as it was the tragedy of the century as the Waynes are not only the wealthiest of the socialites but also one of the founders of Gotham City. All metaphorical eyes went to Master Bruce, why only him you ask? It is all because young master Daniel had not been introduced to the public eye as it had been some sort of tradition to the Wayne’s to teach their children at the age of 7 to have them enjoy privacy and have the children at a certain age to understand the dangers of media.

With young master Daniel still technically hidden Alfred made the hard decision to further hide the young master through the system. Both boys of course protested through tears and shouts from both boys. Of course, Alfred tried to explain to the boys for their protection and Alfred assured the boys that he would use his connections to watch over Daniel.

…

Fast forward and the two brothers despite having a secure line of communication simply strayed apart. Maybe it’s because of the distance or maybe it’s because of talking to each other less when both entered their teens, but I say because of secrets…

With Bruce, he had traveled the world training to become somebody, somebody who can prevent tragedies like his can ever happening again. To protect and make a difference to the place that took his parents away. He kept silent about Danny, his training, and his turning into a crime-fighting vigilante. He wanted Danny to stay safe the last family he had, to stay in the life he had built, from what Danny had told him from the rare chances that they both got the time to chat. Bruce kept on thinking to himself that it was safer for Danny. The lack of knowledge of both the public about his bio brother and Danny’s knowledge about his nightlife made Bruce’s nightly chant to himself justified.

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Danny scanned the manor, it had been a while since he adjusted the cuff of his fitted suit. He hadn't been here in years, and Bruce hadn't gotten in touch with him outside of Alfred's regular chats and the rare times the brothers even called the other.

As far as the world was concerned, Bruce was "dead." The family he hardly knew was shocked to learn that Danny was named guardian of the remaining Waynes in his will. This prompted Alfred to explain who the supposed relative of theirs and began tidying the manor as if the queen herself was going for a visit.

The moment Danny entered the manor both Dick and Jason had their eyes on him. As the two who had been with Bruce the longest apart from Alfred, they should have already heard something about the man from Bruce, even a slip of the tongue but nothing, so they have every right to be wary of their supposed uncle who has actual biological connection to Bruce.

Their apprehension was only increased by Danny's striking similarity to Bruce. He had the same sharp blue eyes, but his expression was gentler, and the same sharp jawline, but it was tempered with fatigue rather than unwavering resolve.

Danny made significant adjustments during his brief time as their new guardian. Without Damian ever hanging onto Dick like some sort of life Line, Dick has now the time to properly sort out his feelings and mourn for Bruce. Jason despite the bad blood between father and son is also seeking professional help as per Danny’s wishes to sort out his thoughts and with Danny slowly filtering out his ecto to a much healthier one. Tim finally had a sigh of relief when he saw their supposed uncle handle the board like an iron fort. He had managed those elites as if Danny had the experience dealing with old men that thought to be the center of the universe. Finally, Damian, who at first struggles with the supposed usurper to his supposed birthright begins therapy that focuses on undoing the works of a cult, as per the suggestion of the usurper’s foster sister.

Slowly but surely they finally had a sigh of relief to the civilian side of their lives, as Danny kept the Wayne co flourishing and the nosy journalist away from them especially Damian since he is the only biological son of Bruce Wayne despite adopting Dick, Jason, and Tim first.

 On the other hand, their vigilante life is full of tension, as Tim supposedly found evidence of Bruce being alive. Dick and Jason kept pushing on to Tim that he is full of grief to accept Bruce’s death and brush his claims. Of course, Tim tried to find more definite evidence but was later banned from the Batcomputer for his mental health.

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It all came to a head when a sleep-deprived Tim stumbled into the dining area for breakfast with the rest wearing his robin suit and sweatpants and a haphazardly worn domino mask on his face. As Danny is about to ask Tim about his sleep, Tim not recognizing who he is talking to begins a floodgate of information.  The partial evidence, Gotham’s criminal activities, the number of vigilantes needed to wear the cowl to ensure no one could suspect that something happened to Batman and so much more.

By the time Tim ended his rant he saw a pale-faced Dick looking at him with pure disbelief, Jason and Damian looking at him with murder in their eyes, and finally, Alfred holding a tray of freshly squeezed orange juice so tightly that it began to shake.

Tim is now dreading whatever expression the person is in front of him. Tim now slowly looked at Danny’s… Contemplative face?

All of them are now holding onto their breaths looking at Danny waiting but for what?

Danny blinked, his expression unreadable. Slowly, he muttered something under his breath, too low to catch. Then, slowly, he raised his hand and tore open the air, as if cutting something in midair.

A green rift shimmered, pulsing with an eerie light reminiscent of the Lazarus Pits, though a bit brightener. Before anyone could react, Danny reached into the rift with the ease of someone retrieving a misplaced item and yanking a battered figure through.

Bruce Wayne, still wearing his Batman suit, though, stumbled into the hallway, his cowl pushed back to reveal a rare expression of wide-eyed shock.

The rift closed as abruptly as it had appeared, leaving only each of them with their respective jaws dropped and wide open.

Danny looked at Bruce as if scanning any injuries and let out a deep sigh of relief.

And uttered a single sentence that seemed to come from Danny’s inner mind.

I can't believe you turned into a furry fruit loop.

Immediately turned around and left the still-shocked family with their minds still rebooting at what had just happened. Bruce, for his part, could only stare after him, his mind racing to catch up.

…

Danny on the other hand is mildly a bit stressed, don’t get him wrong. Having Dan, Ellie, and Klarion as his kids is the most wonderful thing that ever happened to him, he just wished that the kids the rare chance they have their truce would send their home straight down the deepest rings of hell. As much as he had a clear reason to fight off some demons after so much adventure in terms of retrieving their house it got so old that it became a hassle.

 Let's also talk about how chatty Mom and Dad have been ever since his older brother Bruce became a crime-fighting furry, and when he started adopting kids as if they were Pokemon. Bruce doesn’t have to catch them all, and stop encouraging him, Danny wailed to his ghostly biological parents. As much he adored his nieces and nephews, he densest need to know from his ghostly parents how many flips Dick did with one hand or how many books Jason added to the library or how many albums of pictures Tim had, or even how adorable Damian is.

So imagine his surprise that in the middle of him sorting out paperwork, he is now an official guardian to his nephews since Bruce had “died”.

At first, he was hesitant on top of his children, for, he has an entire realm to sort out. Add to the fact that he didn’t feel Bruce’s spirit enter his domain. Bruce’s kind of lifestyle along with his nieces and nephews already guaranteed them a spot in the realms.

So when Tim exploded out of sleep or just needed someone to vent it made him send out a silent question to Clockwork. There he was, his dumb older brother, falling through each timeline, he simply grabbed the scruff of his neck and pulled him back to the present.

As Danny left the manor, he silently wept for the added paperwork that he expected to be added as well as damage control to whatever chaos his children got themselves into.

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 PS: If someone out there wants to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so, don’t forget to tag me though.