#anti bananas

[clairedelune-13]

Fifteen better hold a steaming hatred for pears. That’s all I’m saying.

[brittasbaggles]

me trying to look anywhere but the screen when a jeffannie scene comes on

[bananaman-mp3]

"why are you watching boruto" im cherry picking for the divorce headcanon and i want to get an accurate idea of what the father child dynamics between naruto and sarada sasuke and boruto are.

[peachi-blossom]

Non-Hazbin Hotel characters that are better than Lucifer Morningstar

I hate Lucifer Morningstar. Why do fans find him attractive? He looks like a skinny twig like every male character Vivienne Medrano draws. Except for Adam! I think.

I added Wreck-Gar, Cheese Sandwich, Banana Man, Probabilitor the Annoying, and Blumfump because they're voiced by Weird Al.

Speaking of Weird Al, Vivienne Medrano wanted him to voice Lucifer since she's a big fan of him, but he didn't because he's a Christian (which I didn't know that until this July).

EDIT: 7/9/24

I should've put Mortimer in the better than Alastor post because he uses Voodoo for evil purposes, but I forgot. Oh well.

I replaced Mortimer Handee with Bonechill from Super Paper Mario because he is inspired by Lucifer.

[srdonix]

Stucky and kisses

[tongues--and--teeth]

What if just this once, things worked out?

[racketballz]

Am I the only one who thinks that Blossom and Brick's kid would hate Brick? He probably sucks at being a dad, is impatient and angry. He would be the kind of dad that would make you cry when you ask for help with your math homework lol

I can see that… this is neither here nor there but that why kids are such a sticky situation to me because they’re too polarizing of a morality test. like you can be a literal shit human being but be nice to a baby and you’re instantly a saint and misunderstood the other way around you’re a sick bastard. And this is with any fiction! Like even when I think of my ocs I stuggle a lot of I add a child somewhere.

I think that also the fact that the powerpuff girls show is about cherishing your children it creates this dynamic within the world that if they’re not raised with love and compassion at all times you’re gonna fuck up your baby so! That’s why I don’t go into depth about kids or draw blossom and bricks possible child or the 6 of them older than like ….26? because I think that it’s genuinely hard to navigate and I don’t know how people are doing it SOBS 😭

[adorawasright]

sure, a lot of fandoms are crappy, but the spop fandom is quite possibly one of the most hostile fandoms i've ever been in. like i'm not joking. i've been accused of so much shit for not liking certain characters or ships. hell, not even the r/egular show fandom was like this, when it still had the love triangle plot going on.

and it's so odd bc spop is literally the queer "power of friendship" cartoon. i mean, the show itself has its shitty things, but i never thought the fandom would be worse.

[sunbunnyyy]

i know i just got here, but seeing all of the laughably bad takes from both sides of the spectrum is convincing me that no, i don’t actually need to be on social media again.

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

Bananas are good. Here are 10 reasons to like bananas:

good flavour

the smell annoys people & harmlessly bothering people is fun (/sar)

good colour

fun texture

you can pretend it's a phone

the 9th and 10th Doctor's have both endorsed bananas

if you eat an irrational amount of them at an irrational speed you get radiation poisoning! which is a cool thing to know!

I knew someone once who told me that spinal fluid tasted like bananas and battery acid

they look like my spine

it's a banana

(feel free to black this out at your leisure lol)

Bananas are bad. the smell annoys me.

texture. it's so bad!

its a banana

(lol)

[nando161mando]

It rings a bell

[bananaman-mp3]

the real reason they killed neji off in shippuden is bc he had the closest personality/looks to sasuke and when sasuke left the vilage again naruto was more likely to date him than hinata cuz she had to get sakura and all to wingman for her bc of how shy she is meanwhile naruto and neji already had a nice friendship going on and it wouldnt be strange if they got together bc sasuke wasnt around. naruto would still completely ignore him when sasuke came back though lmfao

[deafeningkittycomputer]

I love watching badly written written shows it makes me feel more miserable

[neon-emojiz]

The pumpkin is very hastily drawn. Please excuse how ugly it is :']

[lightyaoigami]

americans only others look away this doesn't apply to you: i shouldn't be surprised that the most braindead political takes really catch flight on the website where white american suburban ex-evangelical shut-ins who use their queerness as a cudgel against other marginalized identities hang out lmao

[nicothedestroyer]

No mouth hidey!!!