#banana bluhs

[bananaman-mp3]

it's them fr

[thisisareallymeaningfulurl]

I bought a pack of those super cheap off-brand popsicles that come in the plastic netting. Now I get to play a fun game of “avoid eating banana” because there are three yellow colors in there (banana, piña colada, and mango) and banana is the only one I absolutely will not eat.

[fhistle]

maruya is kinda iconic ngl , she not skinny or tall like her more popular sister turon but she so homely and kind and nourishing and she definitely deserves more love

[silent-lily]

Banana bread was literally the best thing humanity has ever invented.

[autisticangus]

"bluhbubluh bluh Ethersea is bad cuz of XYZ!!!"

the series ends with two gigantic lesbian goddesses ruling over a land of magic sharks through the powers of friendship, being silly, and a weird banana tree they just found

[pesterloglog]

Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 3698

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

GC: STR1111111D3R

TG: oh my fucking god

GC: WH4T >:?

TG: what do you mean what

TG: we just got done talking and agreed it would be awesome if you didnt bother me for a while

TG: you know like while i guess i grieved over this brutally murdered rad family member or something

GC: OH

GC: TH4TS R1GHT

GC: 1 FORGOT!

TG: it was five seconds ago

GC: 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S HOURS 4GO FOR M3

GC: 1 4M 4 L1TTL3 FOGGY ON 4LL OUR CHRONOLOG1ST1C4L SH3N4N1G4NS 4T TH1S PO1NT...

GC: TH3R3 H4S B33N SO MUCH CR4ZY STUFF GO1NG ON H3R3 1 H4V3 LOST TR4CK!

TG: so youre officially going nonlinear with me then

TG: were just forfeiting all rhyme or reason to this unmitigated clusterfuck is that it

GC: D4V3, YOUR 3NT1R3 3X1ST3NC3 1S NONL1N34R

GC: DONT B3 SO M3LODR4M4T1C

TG: whoops ok in the future ill try not to pitch any sort of dramatics while brooding over the cadavers of slaughtered loved ones

GC: D1D YOU LOV3 H1M D4V3?

TG: no

GC: BUT H3 W4S YOUR STR4NG3 HUM4N M4N-LUSUS

GC: WHO T4UGHT YOU TO L1K3 COOL TH1NGS, L1K3 SWORDS 4ND PUPP3TS 4ND MOV1NG R34LLY F4ST!

GC: HOW COULD YOU NOT???

TG: puppets arent cool theyre shitty small fake people who haunt your dreams and grin like permanent assholes

TG: i was making a joke about being all broken up about it

TG: a guy can be sad and make jokes at the same time

GC: YOU 4R3 S4D, BUT NOT BROK3N UP 4BOUT 1T?

GC: 1 DONT UND3RST4ND

TG: exactly

GC: BUT YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GR13V1NG!

TG: i said we agreed youd leave me alone to grieve

TG: didnt say whether i actually would or actually am

GC: W3LL, 4R3 YOU?

TG: i am grieving to the max like a widow on dead husband island

TG: behind these chill as fuck shades my face is having this crazy attack of the sads

TG: my rue is fucking bananas cant you tell

GC: 4RGH NO, 1 C4NT!

GC: YOU DONT SOUND S1NC3R3, BUT 1TS SO H4RD TO T3LL WH4T L4Y3R OF 1RONY R3MOV3D FROM R34L1TY YOUR FL1PP4NT R3M4RKS 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO B3

GC: 1 4M B3TT1NG YOU R34LLY 4R3 S4D NO M4TT3R HOW H1L4R1OUS 4ND 4LOOF YOU TH1NK YOUR3 B31NG

TG: the truth is a mystery

TG: tucked behind the pursed lips of a shitty riddler

TG: they will be loosened only when presented with the conundrous grandeur of rigid insoluble puzzlecock

GC: BLUH TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3!

TG: im sorry you are so flustered by the mere mention of glittering mythical cryptodick it honestly makes me think youre not ready for the truth

GC: D4V3 YOUR P3RPL3X1NG 3UPH3M1SMS 1NVOLV1NG WH4T 1 PR3SUM3 TO B3 L3WD 4ND V4GU3LY 1NTR1GU1NG PORT1ONS OF HUM4N 4N4TOMY 1 TH1NK 4R3 NOT 4S H1L4R1OUS 4S YOU PROB4BLY B3L13V3

GC: 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 YOU M4Y B3 4M4Z3D TO L34RN 1 4M NOT TOT4LLY 1N TH3 MOOD FOR YOUR DUMB SM4RT4SSY HORNSWOGGL3RY!

GC: 1 H4V3 LOTS OF MY OWN PROBL3MS H3R3, 4ND TH3Y 4R3 B1G, B1G PROBL3MS

GC: SO WHY DONT YOU JUST T3LL M3 WH4T YOU 4R3 TH1NK1NG FOR ONC3?

TG: its pretty simple

TG: im just thinkin about how im gonna take this sword

GC: Y34H...

GC: 1 N3V3R R34LLY GOT WHY YOU WOULDNT JUST PULL 1T OUT

TG: filthiest thing you ever said

GC: HUH >:?

TG: forget it

TG: pulling swords out of things isnt how i roll

TG: im not john remember

GC: 1 4M NOT FOLLOW1NG

TG: im not a hero

TG: my bro was

TG: john is

TG: im not

GC: Y3S YOU 4R3!

TG: no

GC: Y3S, W3 4LL 4R3

GC: 1 4M TH3 H3RO OF M1ND

GC: YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO OF T1M3

GC: TH4T 1S WHO W3 W3R3 CR34T3D TO B3

TG: fine its a title we inherit as phlegm babies or whatever but what have i done to earn it

TG: pretty much nothing but horsing around through time and swindling retarded alligators out of their life savings

TG: if that swords coming out of his chest its coming out clean

TG: taking it vertically means drawing more blood

TG: but horizontally means a clean break

TG: check it

GC: NO, DONT >:[

[homestarretrospective]

#76 - Marzipan's Answering Machine - Version 5.0

Date: October 13, 2001

Thankfully, just because we've started a new long-running series doesn't mean we need to leave behind the old one!

This is another solid Answering Machine, even if Strong Bad's humor has apparently regressed since the previous one (his prank calls eventually get better, I promise).

Obviously, the highlight of this one is Coach Z & Bubs' calls, featuring them both under the influence of a few Cold Ones. Their ramblings are pretty funny, with my favorite part easily being Bubs babbling in the background about bananas or whatever, and Coach Z's later apology is also pretty good.

We also get our second appearance of Homsar, with this being pretty much the last time we ever hear a coherent sentence out of the guy. Or, at least until 2008.

Homestar and Strong Sad's bits are pretty good too, although Homestar eventually does a much funnier version of his appearance in this in an email that comes way later.

Speaking of which, back to emails!

Quote: Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas."

[circle-bircle]

teehee thanks @lil-melody for tagging me!!! i love talking about myself :3c

1. Are you named after anyone? 

well in my culture it’s customary to name children after deceased family members... so yes. i’m named after my grandma claire! can’t you see the relation from claire to circle? (yes i was bullied for my name)

2. When was the last time you cried? 

i cry all the time. i think the last notable time i cried was... yesterday? two days ago? i forgot. but you’d be surprised how much human anatomy circles have

3. Do you have kids? 

currently? like... no? i was going to say something else but i realize i can’t say that so nvm

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? 

whaaaaaaat me, circle-bircle? be sarcastic? nooooo haven’t you heard circles are the most reliable shape? trust me guaiz 

5. What's the first thing you notice about people? hair. i remember this one time i met this nice rectangle and he had an afro so whenever i see a rectangle with an afro i automatically think him... but it’s never him. :P

6. What's your eye colour? my eyes are what my friends call “bluh-gre-gray” but i think they’re like... a blue that’s been sitting out on the counter for a while. gettin a little stale

7. Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings... scary movies r too scawy for circle (confounded emoji)

8. Any special talents? i can fart with my armpits and my hands and the backs of my knee. don’t ask how a circle can do that because i don’t have an answer for you (practice). i can also eat a banana with my foot and out there is a video of me eating a banana with my foot (practice makes perfect guys)

9. Where were you born? tee-hee! guess! it’s obvious!!!

10. What are your hobbies? writing... fanfic? i guess? playing video games? reading fanfic? annoying my trapezoid neighbor? theorycrafting fe4 genealogy runs i never do because fe4 is slow as heck????

11. Have you any pets? i used to but they died. i like rats :)

12. What sports do you play/have played? as a circle it is very hard for me to do sports. therefore, i do not do them. i am a two-dimensional shape. used to be pretty good at QWOP tho if i must brag...

13. How tall are you? i’m a circle (shorter than you, probably)

14. Favourite subject in school? as a whole, english. i love it when language arts teachers make me get creative because ummm OF COURSE i can do that :P but i also like foreign language classes because... yeah!!!

15. Dream job? i’m gonna live in a cardboard box in [AREA REDACTED] under a bridge. and then i’m going to do lots of bad things because YOLO and then die probably

i need to tag people but i don’t have a lot of people to tag.... so if you see this and also enjoy talking about yourself to the void, you should do this! i’ll read it and give it a cute little like and everything

[dipperthedestructor]

when i say the rate i’ve progressed just in 1 year of digital art is unfathomable... 

[museofvoid]

i accidentally left a banana in my backpack for three weeks and didn’t notice somehow until today when it started leaking out of the plastic bag it was in and now my whole bag and everything that was in it smells godawful 

[bananaman-mp3]

i usually hate/really dislike the soulmate trope because theres this implication that things in the narrative are set in stone and these two people are destined to be together (usually romantically) which makes them getting together very unsatisfying to me. i know some people dig it and i respect that but because of the way i see it i cant really get into it.

BUT when its naruto and sasuke, i think the reason i like it is because the soulmate thing goes AGAINST what the narrative says these characters are supposed to do. they are destined to always fight and give up on one another despite their love, but naruto and sasuke break the cycle. instead if choosing the village/isolation they chose each other. naruto would rather die with sasuke than have to chose between sasuke and the village. sasuke, despite his desperation for revenge simply cant bring himself to kill naruto, even though he tries. he wants that connection, as much as it might bring about pain.

they both hurt themselves in the process, but ultimately they break with that cycle of hatred and violence and they chose to be together. despite the world telling them they are destined to be enemies.

god i will never shut the fuck up about them will i.

[crossgartered]

it would really really be nice if my stomach and abdomen would just calm down enough that I could go back to sleep

[theygotlost]

i am begging everyone to go to their local used bookstore. earlier this year I found a book from the used bookstore that I had never seen or heard of before but the cover art and blurb intrigued me so i bought it for 93 CENTS. and it was the most impactful thing ive read this year. it was called Banana by bonnie bluh and it was a second wave feminist novel from the 70s with a rather bizarre, even experimental, style of prose that I have never seen the likes of before. you cant get this shit from barnes and noble or goodreads or booktok. if you care about the state of literature, or you just want interesting books to read, please for the love of god find a used bookstore and buy the weirdest, cheapest thing you can find.

[dollsonmain]

Had a big nap an many foods today but I’m so damn tired.

Like, I’ve had noodles, veggies, meat, a little fruit (started a fruit leather and had a banana for breakfast), I’ve eaten a little bit of everything but bluh am I exhausted.

[babu-berry]

Big Banana deserves love ;;

[inkentropy]

you won’t even like it if i give it to you