#and the quote is killer

[cheerupqueerup]

Clementine von Radics - Mouthful of Forevers

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

EJ: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

BEN: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Toby: Rock also defeats baby.

[bruciemilf]

Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.

Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?

Jason: Are you on crack?

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[softwaredubs]

Yeah this was gonna go on my tiktok but i was too late :(

Fake tweets belong to @howlsofbloodhounds

[incorrectbatfam]

What would the Bat-Kids do if they found out Joe Chill, the guy who shot Bruce’s parents, had escaped from Arkham Asylum?

- Do they tell Bruce?

- Or do they go after Joe without telling him?

Joe Chill: *leaving his cell*

Riddler: Riddle me this: who has two thumbs and is making a rather feeble escape attempt?

Joe Chill: Be quiet.

Two-Face: You killed Thomas and Martha Wayne. They gave you two life sentences.

Joe Chill: If you shut up, you can come with me.

Joker: No thanks. What you did wasn't funny, just wrong.

Scarecrow: The murder clown has a point, I fear.

Mr. Freeze: We may be enemies to the public, but that doesn't mean our standards have to be absolute zero.

Joe Chill, scoffing: Your loss.

Clayface: *thumbs down*

Killer Moth: *starts booing*

Condiment King: Get back in your cell. I saved the sauce packets from lunch and I'll use them.

Joe Chill, returning to his cell: Man, even the ketchup guy?

[apathetic-tortoise]

Fadel: I hate you

Style: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[khaotunq]

love is stored in the hands that hold each other. it is stored in the hands that create art. it is stored in the hands that have the power to harm but don’t. (x)

[swiftmitsu]

everyone, go and congratulate Error 🎉🎉

credit (?) to @lover-of-skellies (i apologise if you don’t like being mentioned TT)

[artpepkin]

Silly inaccurate quotes doodle time <3

Nym belongs to me 🧡

[bingobongocheerio]

(Click for better quality)

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: ARE YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: IDIOT!

BEN: What was that?

Y/N: Slender banned Jeff from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[loonyloopylupin96]

Sirius: They’re gougéres

Remus: Say that like I’m poor and Welsh

Sirius: They’re cheese puffs

[fattuccini-afraido]

Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!

Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.

Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.

Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Killers (Don Siegel, 1964)

[incorrectcreepypastafam]