#Creepypasta crack

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[sillyguystrawb]

Eyeless Jack except he tries wearing really realistic prosthetic eyes that genuinely freaks out other creepypastas because seeing him with eyes after so long feels wrong.

[creepy-friday]

Who the creeps voted for in Eurovision[Crack]

I will probably delete this later,but I find it funny so I'll leave this here for a while

Jeff: voted for Germany,pulled a La Zarra after the results

Masky: Voted Australia just to piss off Jeff

Hoodie: Voted Norway but liked Croatia's song meaning

Toby: Tought Serbia was cool

BEN: BJABE,although wished for Jann to represent Poland.He also liked Moldova's performance and lost his mind at the epic flute guy's skills+Verka's appereance

Eyeless Jack: Slovenia all the way,he binge listened to all Joker Out songs,now his playlists consists of both gothic music and their songs

Nina: CHA CHA GUY FOREVER,started crying after the results

Jane: loved Sweden and France equally,she was chill and satisfied with the results

Clockwork: Adored Czechia(feminist queen)

[krownjester]

"sonic.exe is so creepy" "sonic.exe is so lame" no he's stupid and i think he should be a villain of the week but he fucks himself over more often than sonic & co. actually beat him

[sparklingdemon]

i know sorrow's quote was in referral to blue but i feel like it could also be applied to leaf/green herself and abandon lonliness: i am's new ending from a meta standpoint if you think abt it hard enough……….

i mean. did we not see OP try to rewrite history in order to prevent the tragedy of lonliness and leaf rotting in hell? do we dare to forget - to erase what she did to lonliness? can she be forgiven now that it never happened in the first place...?

[lavina-arts]

Fanart friday

Multiship fanarts

CHAOSSWORD 🗣️🗣️

Kelly

Nina

Cosmo and Sprout(forget my hand lol)

Bunny x Mousy

Vex

[cosmo-watchers]

Am I the only one who thinks that this asshole

would listen to

like

fuckin

Hollywood Undead or some shit

[angels-and-demons]

I uhhhhh I may have written something for a joke ship I took too far...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64041541

[koolaidoverliving]

Slendermansion AU: Orders

i felt like this was most important to share about the AU next since it explains what it's like to live in the mansion. there's no real premise to my AU it's genuinely so unserious and just the pastas having fun BUT I USE IT TO EXPLORE CHARACTERS AND DYNAMICS!!!

A proxy's purpose is to carry out missions for Slenderman when needed. There are training missions that proxies can take to prepare for grand-scale ones. It's their responsibility to take up these missions and learn from them.

Somehow, this got lost in translation, because the proxies do nothing but slack off now. For years, the proxies have it easy. Living lavishly in a giant mansion where they can do whatever they want. It's a luxury for them, and all they had to do was be mentally ill. Some of them took the missions for fun; most didn't.

But Slenderman changed that. To ensure a proxy does their part, they have to PAY RENT. 3,000 dollars to Slenderman each month from the money they make from training missions. (And this is generous considering they live in an entire mansion.)

NOTE: The children are an exception to this rule. Candy Pop is an exception (he pays via juggling). Nurse Ann is an exception (she's the mansion's nurse).

While living in the mansion, there are rules that every proxy must follow. These rules didn't exist until the mansion had so many people and so much destruction that Slenderman got tired of fixing everything.

The mansion runs under a Strike System of Five Strikes. The punishment for each strike is determined by severity of the transgression. The last strike strips a proxy's autonomy and turns them into a brainless puppet.

SLENDERMAN'S RULES:

Hitting people is okay. Do it if you want. Just don't kill them. Slenderman doesn't want to take the time out of his day to revive someone just because they took the last fucking toaster strudel.

Getting a civilian to kill a proxy still counts as killing them. Don't do it.

Making circles of salt around ghosts still counts as killing a proxy. Don't do it.

Pouring water on Ben still counts as killing a proxy. It also messes up the power. Don't do it.

STOP BLOWING UP ROOMS. FIREWORKS SHOULD ONLY BE LIT OUTSIDE.

Any form of deliberate psychological torture is not allowed. Dreams should not be manipulated to become nightmares. And under no circumstance should anyone be locked in a closet and forced to see their trauma replayed in hallucinations.

All lab experiments have to get through Slenderman first. This means no injecting substances into people while they're still asleep.

Cannibals, please keep the human meat to yourself. Please don't serve it to the whole mansion during dinners. Not everyone likes eating cooked humans.

DON'T MAKE ANY ADJUSTMENTS TO THE FOREST WITHOUT PERMISSION.

If Slenderman's gone, Masky's in charge.

Strikes will be lifted if the proxy with the strike makes efforts to change.

Otherwise, stop breaking the rules. PLEASE.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!

Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.

Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.

Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.

[sillyguystrawb]

Poor Jack, he couldn’t catch a break. He becomes chaotic evil characters magnet now. 💀

New headcanon where Eris, BEN, Loki and Candy Pop have a band.

Loki plays trumpet.

Eris plays guitar.

BEN sings.

Candy Pop plays drums.

They do not sound good, cannot sing or play their instruments (never learned, no talent and don't care enough to play good) , and the band is called "Hell for Jack".

They exclusively play for him.

At 4am, Monday through Friday. Sometimes weekends too, especially holidays.

[skullbowz]

My new invention

Hobo heart x Jeff the killer

Jebo.

[hairscare]

I love how lazari is just... some girl like she's me I lobe her

honestly lazari is one of the easiest for me to work with considering shes 6 months younger than me so i honestly put a lot of myself into her. life isnt easy for chronically ill disillusioned youth in a mundane cruel world but we stay lame and tired

[uncannygoat]

Crossover that no one asked for but I made it happen anyways.

[softichill]

A Jay doodle!! + an appearance by their demon friend

[lavina-arts]

THE POWER OF CRACKSHİP!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

The new CRACKSHİP! :

✨Momo x Hairdresser (from homicipher)✨