#bloody painter incorrect quotes

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Helen, looking over Y/N’s shoulder: You can draw?

Y/N, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[bingobongocheerio]

Bloody Painter: You know, I've never been a fan of romance.

Hobo Heart: Bullshit.

Bloody Painter: What?

Hobo Heart: Last week, (Y/N) brought you a single rose and you cried in front of us all.

Bloody Painter: That doesn't cOUNT-

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

[koolaidoverliving]

"how many genders are there"

Jeff: "Probably like a billion."

Masky: "How many judges? Supreme Court or what? There are —"

Toby: "Oh! I just learned! There's like 58!"

Hoodie: "I don't know. I just got here."

Ben: "Uhhh, me and your mother."

Jack: "Who cares?"

Nina: "58!"

Jane: "Male, female, transgender—what matters is that you're comfortable in your own skin."

Clockwork: "I don't even know my own."

Lulu: "I wanna sayyyy... twelve?"

Sally: "Three, I think!"

Lazari: "It's boys and girls, right?"

Nurse Ann: "Biologically two."

The Puppeteer: "There is not a specific number of genders."

Zero: "One."

Liu: "Uh... Gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual —"

Laughing Jack: "WHAT GENDER AM I? UMMMM. I AM A CLOWN."

Candy Pop: "Gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms."

Judge Angels: "A lot, I would think."

Helen: (stares at you till you walk away)

Sadie: "Uhm, uhm... Uhm... I-I don't know...!?!?" (starts sobbing)

Jason: "I do not care for this "El Gee Bee Tee" thing."

Nathan: "Do I look like a fucking gendertologist to you?"

Cody: "That's what I'm tryna figure out."

Kate: "🙁"

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“memes„

-:I’m working on some headcanons right now, meanwhile please enjoy these pictures! None of them belong to me.

[r3tsuk0]

Nina: Truth or dare?

Liu: Dare

Nina: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Liu: Hey Jack

E. Jack: *smirks* Yeah?

Liu: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Helen

[sunny-potato]

Creepypasta and Marble Hornets fake Tweets

I have so many of these

I'll post more even if a lot of people don't see this idc

[darkpeacemusic]

Clockwork: *sneaks into Helen's room and flicks on the light* WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!

Helen, waking up: Ugh, what's going on?

Sully, waking up next to him: The f*ck, man?

Clockwork: *laughs in shock*

[sanityshorror]

[incorrectcreeps]

BEN: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Eyeless Jack: Exercise more!

Laughing Jack: Set yourself on fire.

Bloody Painter: There are two kinds of people.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Helen: I am a genius, an emotionless killer who profiles people with my mind and cannot have any attachments-

Y/N, gently touching his arm: Pretty boy.

Helen, melting: I love you and will do anything for you.

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻: *Showing a painting to 𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿* I made your eyes white because I’m out of red.

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿:

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: My eyes are yellow.

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻: NOW you tell me?

[bingobongocheerio]

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[incorrectcreepypastafam]