#dirty jokes
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funnykinky · 2 months ago
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funnylust · 1 day ago
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fattuccini-afraido · 3 months ago
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Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.
Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.
Helen, chokes:
Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.
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crazygnomenclature · 20 days ago
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Romanes eunt domus.
Webtoon | Insta
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plistommy · 7 months ago
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Eddie, angry at Steve: You’re such an asshole!
Steve: Well you sure seem to love mine!
Eddie:
Steve:
Eddie:
Steve:
Eddie, giving up and coming to kiss Steve: Fuck you, man…
Steve, smirking: That’s the point, Eds.
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 Is not nature beautiful?
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demonclownhotti3 · 2 months ago
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gabs-books · 1 year ago
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Nico: What are you in the mood for? Will: World domination. Nico: That's a bit ambitious. Will: You are my world, Sunshine Nico: I'm hell, also I don't get the "world domination" Will: Nico: Will: Nico: OH-
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ineffablehubbys · 8 months ago
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“It’s Friday night people and we need to get it up”
David Tennent you did not just say that hahaha. The way he laughed at his own dirty joke after 😭😭
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funnykinky · 3 months ago
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litrallymadlad · 1 year ago
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Jeremy’s stickers are placed in order of his headcanons for how much water each fox drinks everyday.
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crazygnomenclature · 2 months ago
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noh07 · 2 months ago
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fun fact about lesbians that you probably didn't know:
when playing rock, paper, scissors there's a 98,6% chance that they will choose the scissors.
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the-real-spot-conlon · 11 months ago
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*spot walks into the Manhattan lodging house*
Albert: *points at him*HE'S FUCKING SPOT CONLON!!
Jack: *without looking up* who, Race?
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demonclownhotti3 · 3 months ago
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The term “shitposting” takes on a whole new meaning when the post is scat-related
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