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Pepper: So, everyone, what does a story need?

Nano: A character!

Thame: A setting!

Dylan, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE

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*On hour 72 of no sleep*

Style: *Says something stupid*

Fadel, internally: You’re so annoying

Fadel: I’m madly in love with you

Style: What?!?

Fadel: …. Fuck

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MARS? More like Mystery Gang the way they found out where Po was

Besties had one screenshot of a sandwich wrapper

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Black: Are you a newspaper?

Yok: No, why?

Black: Because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day

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Vegas: I cut my finger and it's bleeding

Pete: Just apply pressure onto it

Vegas, to his finger: If you don't toughen up your family will disown you. Trust me, I know

Pete, getting a first aid kit:

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Por: *Slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses*

Por: I beg your fucking pardon

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Style, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Fadel: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

Style:

Style: Water you doing

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Vegas: Oh, did I kill him as well? I’ve been a very busy man

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P’Mui really saw the OhmNanon drama and said ‘hold my beer 🍺’

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Gaipa: Do you have any special skills?

Yok: Yes, distraction

Gaipa: So you’re good at distracting people?

Yok: No, I’m good at being distracted

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Style: And get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet. All he wrote on it: "Style’s fault". I'm Style, by the way, hi. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?

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“The average person says ‘huh’ 3 times a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. The average person says ‘huh’ 0 times a day. Thame and Po, who are constantly confused and say ‘huh’ over 10,000 times each day, are an outlier and should not have been counted

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Style: Now don't mind Fadel, he's just a big teddy bear really

Style’s dad: ...HE JUST KILLED A MAN

Style: Now now, everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

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King: Can I have your number?

Uea, visibly texting: I don't have a phone

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Chay: I don’t think Porsche is happy with you

Kim: Why do you say that?

Chay, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Nong, I hope this letter finds you before I do’

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Fadel: That information is classified

Bison: We’re begging you, Fadel. Please just tell us what you want for your birthday

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Muang: Any news?

Namning: I'm just waiting for your x-ray

Muang: But I've never dated anyone named ray

Namning: …. And we might do a brain scan