#and blamed me

[assorted-aesthetics]

im unironically obsessed w the Dylan/Gretchen stuff. u love ur husband but ur whole marriage u've been waiting for him to get his shit together and u have 3 kids and ur exhausted all the time and he's another thing u have to Manage but it's just bc he's excitable and this aspect of ur relationship - that he's not a good partner to u and u have to Manage him - creates a separation. and it's not like he's not trying or like u don't love him ur just not very in love. u can't even remember the last time u were. then one day strange people come to ur house and ask u to meet ur husband's work self. the one that has dedicated his literal entire life to supporting your family. ur uncomfortable but you go. and there is ur husband but for the first time in years he's just focused on u. he thinks ur so cool and so beautiful. he's so excited about the fact that you have kids together. he gets worried about the idea that his outside self might not be a good partner to you. he's Certain that his outside self must be happy even if you can't see it bc he's so happy to be around u. he asks if he can hug u.

[noka-exe]

chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[haedyllic]

chilly mornings in piltover

a perfect excuse to lend your partner your jacket

(also available as a print!)

[moggettt]

@whirlpoolleaf asked: Can I request Murderbot for the sketch request thing? Thanks so much :)

-performance reliability at 60% and dropping-

(I'm a big fan of the idea that mb tends to be very expressive during fights, considering how accustomed it is to the privacy of the helmet)

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Zooble realizing they've dodged a major Cain bullet on dipping out on the past adventures.

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

[shandzii]

blinks

[drolta]

OLROX

Castlevania Nocturne S1E4: "Horrors Rising from the Earth"

[whumpfish]

Story time!!

So, my first retail job was at HomeGoods, and I was in charge of merchandising. It was really fun because we didn't have predictable stock, so we didn't have floor plans or what have you, it was legit just "take the person with the most aesthetic drive and let them go nuts."

Then one day I was making a July 4th display in the floral department, and this guy came up and asked me a few questions, I answered, and he said "I should take you home with me so you can be my personal designer." And I went "haha yeah" because he was easily 50 something and I was 21, so what else could it be but humor? (Sidenote: I am a useless lesbian and have no eye for when I'm being hit on by men.)

But then he kept coming around, always saying the same thing, getting more insistent, and when he said to my 3rd subject change "come on now, I'll treat you like a queen," I finally realized this was not playful banter and I needed to do something to protect myself. I told the front end staff to page my department if they saw him so I could hide, and tell him I didn't work there anymore if he asked for me (which it turned out he had done a couple times, they just thought he needed help in my area).

I have this in notes on my nsfwhump blog because that was where my brain took it, but I decided to rb it here too, because it's important for girls that age to know this shit is real and the danger is real. Don't be me. Be alert. Don't over extend the benefit of every doubt imaginable. If an older guy (or any guy) propositions you as a "joke" twice, they're not joking. Even if it's in a not explicitly sexual way, if they say they want to take you home as a "joke" twice, they're not joking.

Walk away. Have someone watch them until they leave. Get security to walk you to your car until you can get someone to lie for you and say you quit and they don't know where you went. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of trauma counseling.

Whump scenarios for a coffee shop AU: inspired by this post

Tyrannical whumper boss who forces rookie whumpee barista into more and more illegal and abusive situations (your favorite flavor).

Rich business whumper takes a 'liking' to whumpee and hires them as their private barista-- a job that entails much more than making coffee.

Whumper baristas kidnap particularly annoying whumpee customers, and keep them in the basement of the coffee shop to torment as stress relief.

Feel free to add on!

[hootyhoowoo]

Craning just a little, Shen Qingqiu looked past the lord’s shoulder.

Luo Binghe stared down one of the most powerful cultivators in the human world, and scoffed. His lips twisted into a smile that was anything but happy. Shen Qingqiu’s heart stuttered - though maturity had given his former apprentice’s features grace and refinement, they were of course still familiar to him. But he hadn’t ever seen such an expression on them before. It was the kind of look that taunted the person across from it, as if to say ‘come pick a fight with me - I’ll enjoy watching you lose’.

The bolt of heat it shot right through him was entirely inappropriate, and he immediately decided to pretend that it never happened.

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‘I Wish You Were My Husband’ -by Feynite Chapter 4

[bellaciao-ciao-ciao]