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baejax-the-great · 1 year ago

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The Iliad is not about Achilles' pride, nor is Achilles an antagonist or a villain in it, nor was he ever meant to be seen as such.

#it is about a lot of things #but the thing you learned in school about hubris?#it's not about that #at all #patroclus's death was not a punishment for him #seeing it that way is a very christian framing #and an incorrect one at that #and one that is unfair to patroclus for that matter

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gaywineauntsstuff · 12 days ago

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The best part about DC canon being a sandbox is that you can combine different parts of different timelines into your Frankenstein ideal just to give Bruce Wayne more gray hairs

Observe

Bruce: Dick you know you’re 26 you can’t keep working as a gymnastics instructor on a volunteer basis you need a career.

Dick who has been working as a lawyer in nyc for 3 years now: hmmm yeah you’re totally right B maybe I’ll take some classes

Bruce: Tim you need to get your GED, I cannot allow you to give up on education at highschool.

Tim who got into ivy university and has been zeta-ing back and forth: …hmmm maybe I’m kinda busy

Bruce: I have no idea what Jason does in the day

Jason catholic priest Todd: … yeah I got nothing

-this shitpost was brought to you solely to remind everyone that JASON TODD WAS A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION THANK YOU

#nightwing #batman #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #comics #batfamily #next one will be about tentatodd mark my words #incorrect batfamily quotes #shitpost

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everwalldigan · 3 months ago

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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

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reineydraws · 1 year ago

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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖#and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰#anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

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milesofstars · 6 months ago

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dont worry about it jason...

#im trying to figure out how to draw them #the brothers ever #jason todd #robin jason todd #discowing #dick grayson #if i get even one negative comment about the discowing suit youre all going in the blender #no.1 discowing supporter #batfamily #batman #dc comics #they are so brothers you cant tell me otherwise #i struggled with this help me #expect more art if i can GET MY SHIT TOGETHER #jason todd robin #my art #dc art #this might have been based on an incorrect quotes generator but SHHH

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 20 days ago

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*after Tim dyed his hair for something*

Bruce: You look like the girl from monsters Inc.

Tim: Boo

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: That's her name.

Bruce: Oh. I thought you were trying to scare me

#source: my father and one of my siblings #because we are idiots <3 #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batman incorrect quotes #dc bruce wayne #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #batfam #dc tim drake #tim drake #red robin #dc red robin #incorrect tim drake

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littlefankingdom · 1 month ago

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Bruce died(?) again

Jason: Well, it's my turn.

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.

Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?

Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #my ramblings #incorrect quotes #once again I made up this one #but like look at me and tell me that I'm wrong when Red Robin comics is rught there #Dick it's in Future State where he acts just like Bruce it's an au but like it's in character af for him #Cass ran away to Hong Kong so she kind of pushed them away and the second part she's always like this #Jason invites his siblings to his place to watch hustorical drama and criticizes the accuracy and if they are adapted from a book #how well of an adaptation they are #of course he is the one making most of the commentaries on the subject #is tim wrong? let's discuss

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demaparbat-hp · 27 days ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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bruciemilf · 9 days ago

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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batdad #incorrect dc quotes #text post #one thing about Bruce is he’ll always enable his children through the power of delusion #YES jason DID seize the crime market and capitalized off drugs prostitution gun/weapon trafficking #but he was a pleasure to have in class

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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july-19th-club · 2 years ago

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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tiger-grace · 3 months ago

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The Dark Knight, Batman, Mr. “I am the night” maintaining his mystery even while revealing his identity in a justice league meeting:

The JL: Bruce Wayne?!

His wayward children, who have scheduled a “Brucie Wayne” funniest moments and scandals compilation to kick on in about 30 seconds on the monitor:

The JL: … bruce wayne

#he is filled with an overwhelming sense of dread when he hears Steph’s giggling in the vents #Jason just looked at him and laughed out loud 2 days ago and he’s been sleeping with one eye open since #damian is ashamed but included the security footage of Bruce making ass of himself at galas he forced him to attend #batman #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #robin #dick grayson #red hood #batman and robin #nightwing #tim drake #spoiler #stephanie brown #damian wayne #the moment Bruce knew he messed up by flirting with at least half their secret identities #incorrect batfamily quotes

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poppy5991 · 7 months ago

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Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”