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redesign your pussy. we know how to do it. coochie calculations. put them into action

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7 colors

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i taught a perfectly smooth glistening orb how to love and now it is quite despondent about how small the contact surface area with another of its kind is

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swear I’ve seen your face elsewhere before, just as familiar as a bottle and a glass

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I am once again thinking about 19th century rebel Ottoman ruler Ali Pasha.

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Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life

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applying for jobs wish me luck...

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a coyote tugs at the strap of a trail camera [source]

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tryin to make a mc modpack why are you being so difficult modrinth why wont you just show me create for 1.21.1 i know you have it

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Nine FEET???????????????

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Calling him a good boy isn't enough anymore. I need him wearing a dog tag necklace with my contact info in case he gets lost

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any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from some freakey deakey sex bullshit

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is that person you don't like to be around because you feel very drained emotionally afterwards an energy vampire who's preying on your psychic powers? or is it just that y'all aren't compatible personalities because sometimes that happens when people meet each other?

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my haters are unionizing

all my haters become bakers at my cat cafe of success

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8-6-25 A Job Well Done