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Picture cheating on gojo… 👀
How would he react/feel?… (In detail pls 🫣🙏)
i will not picture that👍👍
#absolutely not lmao#shortest answer ever seen in loserville#cheating fics just are not my thing#i'm not judging if that's smth that you're into but i truly am not#i would rather k myself than to cheat on him#/srs#hgsadghasghdghas#but yeah i am not going to delve into that purely bc i do not want to#this is a happy place#friends!!
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called my mom to say happy birthday
have coordinated my dad getting her breakfast foods
daughter of the year award incoming
#absolutely not lmao#sometimes. u are a disappointment to your parents#but you can get them to ignore it#through bagels and muffins#and by being charismatic and funny#here's to fucking hoping that my dad can keep his head on straight long enough to run these errands#fingers absolutely crossed here#mol.txt#absolutely going back to sleep now tho like i did it ! i'm all set! father please get those bagels!
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god i wish i was into linguistics more because i desperately want to make galerian a language but that means i would have to learn french and german🧍♂️
#s: paramour#like i know what it sounds like in my head but can i make a language#absolutely not LMAO#maybe there’s a guide online somewhere
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my christ how many people can say they're employed by a company that's only ever made 100% good moral decisions. be so unbelievably for real.
#especially in sports there's sooooo much money at top levels#there's corruption and racism everywhere#the NFL isn't special#if your dream is to play any sport at professional level and e.g. the NFL or the premier league is like hey here's a job#you're not gonna be like sorry your company is problematic and irredeemable i can't work for you#NAW#absolutely not lmao
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As if that isn’t a clear penalty like Charles lmao😭😭😭
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly#That’s it that’s the post LMAO#Gravity falls#Gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh#Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny
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no way someone just used “hope this helps!” on me…. lol
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I changed my blog theme bc I have no aesthetic and I got frustrated
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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haha oh no here it comes again*
***the thought that I'm a Big Bad Man and folks must steer clear for their protection
#is it irrational? ppl in my life seem to think so#do I think it's irrational?#absolutely not lmao#basil shut up omg
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typical tavern scene
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art#trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one#tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao#I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not#mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy#not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2#that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door#and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me#okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun#have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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i dunno about you guys,
but I don’t think they like Ink sneaking into their kitchen in the middle of the night
#mitsusart#my comics#undertale au#art#undertale#sans undertale#undertale au fanart#undertale multiverse#utmv#ut au#sans#nightmare sans#ink sans#killer sans#dust sans#murder sans#cross sans#horror sans#my headcanons rhhehe#truce au ..???#they’re not at war with each other but sometimes Ink just annoys the absolute shit out of them yknow?#undertale fandom#also.#i wanted to point out#killers still in his jacket while the others arent bc i hc him to not sleep till like. 6 am JSKSJDJ#<- OKAYEXCEPT FOR DUST. he just sleeps in his hoodie + scarf LMAO
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my boyfriend just sent a message apropos of nothing asking if he serves cunt
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Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen
#girl didn't even hesitate#absolutely legendary lmao#the whoole vibe#applejack#rarity#rarijack#mane 6#twilight sparkle#sunset shimmer#rainbow dash#fluttershy#pinkie pie#i will not make art of the mane 6 without sunset being present#watch that horn giiiirl#my little pony#MLP#friendship is magic#these two's vibe is mwah heheh#the hyrdogen bomb of ships#anthro#that SHIRT GRAB tho#casual friendship meeting#the PDA rules have been violated
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Penelope a madwoman for going "Oh, you're not my husband? Move the bed, then." And the man put his whole Odyussy into being outraged
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odypen#suggesting Penelope knew Odysseus to have Absolutely No Chill#which... yeah lmao#one thing about Odysseus he does not fuckin relax
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